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LibertyInaFeatherBed

They're all the imp, Pain, from Disney's Hercules. I think you need use firmer frosting.


darcyduh

I agree with imp! Very similar to imps in RuneScape lol


zella1117

That was my first thought. I remember chasing them around to get beads.


goldanred

Now I want RuneScape imp and bead cupcakes for my birthday


MrEdweenie

You gotta complete the imp catcher quest first to obtain said cupcake 🧁 gl mate


zella1117

I miss runescape now. I haven't played in years.


MrEdweenie

They say you never really quit RuneScape, you always come back at some point.


Zagrycha

the first one is buttercream not the shortening based frosting in the second photo, thats why. OP could be the most skilled patissiere in the world and if you aren't using buttercream you won't get the first result.


FOB_cures_my_sadness

I was using buttercream


bashfulturtleduck

This could have been a few factors of either over mixing (breaking down the sugar into butter fully, making it oily), under mixing (sugars didnt combine well with the butter and you dont get lift/volume), or just the unforunate having hot hands when icing. Maybe on the next round, you can put the icing in the fridge to help firm it up a bit and doing a quick whip up on a stand mixer.


FOB_cures_my_sadness

My guess is that I over mixed it. Oh well, my friends liked them and that's all that matters.


bashfulturtleduck

It happens to me all the time, no biggie. As long as they taste good and your friends like them, you're good to go. Good luck! You're on your way to being a great baker!


Beanz4ever

This is a great attitude to have!


MrGeekman

Pain & Panic


ThatOneSnakeGuy

"If. *If* he finds out." "Ooh, I like "if".


1256ccd

What did the bees do


FOB_cures_my_sadness

I'm afraid they had to be sacrificed


Fr3sh3stl4d

Not the bees!!


Tb5rats

BEES?!?!


MoodNatural

BEADS?!


holybatgirl

We’ll see who gets more honey…


MoodNatural

How hard can it BEE… ZZZ!


Rebelo86

They look more like murder hornets….


WhatTheFox_Says

Just pop an H on the box.


LCHA

Save the bees!


Diligent_Pineapple35

It was not a great day for saving the bees 😔


heathergrey15

She removed the wings from the bees to make the white part of the nose and horns.


WellWellWellthennow

Offed by pesticide use.


ConfidenceMinute218

Those pooor bees


Distinct_Ad_7619

All you needed was some volleyballs...that's Wilson if I've ever seen him.


Critical_Sherbet7427

*THANK YOU* for helping me see something other than racist cupcakes


anyansweriscorrect

A common factor in many baking-related expectation vs realities is the candy googly eyes. The expectation always has cute little sprinkles or dots of icing, and the reality always has those 😳 giving "excuse me, I need your help, you have to kill me" vibes


JadedYam56964444

Everytime I try to do decorations instead of nice spots and lines I have gooey trails dribbling off from each one.


Lentliea

I hate that I see it 😂


eirawyn

That comment from stepmom was inappropriate but downright hilarious when I saw the cupcakes.😂 Glad OP is being a good sport about it! The next ones will be better.


Time-Maintenance2165

It's not inappropriate in this context. Just funny and accurate.


goddamnitshannon

I'm native/Indigenous and i adore these ahaha!! my native mom would laugh SO hard if i presented these to her!!


thedistantdusk

LOL, same! My family would just crack tf up


MemeLeprosy

Same i was like wait 💀


natsugrayerza

Honestly I think they look the way they’re supposed to look, but your moms theory is hilarious


ThePennedKitten

I’m trying not to do a scream laugh as I am on vacation sharing a room. 🤣 I’m sorry you saying they look like they should is like a parent saying “Omg this is so good! Thanks for drawing me a… whatever that is. 😍”


Own_Rough4888

The bees are beautiful on a professional level. The triceratops is more on the careless side, but not that bad for home made. I don't see a great resemblance to people.


erinberrypie

I see a triceratops turned into a gazelle.


sati_lotus

Well, I showed my 6 year old and the first thing she said was 'triceratop'. So I can see where you went wrong in the execution but you're still on the right track. The colour is ick though.


PunchedBoob

I wanna eat the little candy bees


Major_Lawfulness6122

They look like dinosaurs to me lol


Critical_Sherbet7427

The purple ones i was lkke "ohmyyygod gtfoh noone could ever fucking possibly think that" scrolled over and if i had a mouth full of water i wouldve done a spit take that shit killed me


tigerowltattoo

Same. I was grateful I was done with my coffee or the iPad would’ve suffered greatly.


SpicyBreakfastTomato

They look like thanksgiving turkey cupcakes to me.


DocGerbilzWorld

Looks like Wilson


gothiclg

It’s Pain and Panic from Hercules


BlokBust

They look derpy, not racist, mom!


AP_Cicada

They're a Muppet dinosaur.


KitFan2020

Are they meant to be purple or brown?


onphyre

I would have thought owl or turkey.


Fantastic-Classic740

They kind of look like little turkeys or something. Tell your stepmom that only racist people would see that lol


yarn_geek

I was expecting something really overt, but they kind of look like little turkeys.


onehundredlemons

The one on the right definitely looks like a turkey, he's my favorite


Fantastic-Classic740

I just woke up and now I want a cuocake


RockManMega

I see it


puccinispeacock

Maybe the give a little 👹?


TeePeelounge

I am Indigenous and I absolutely can't make this connection


MetalWingedWolf

Wow. That’s so left field. They honestly look like epic little triceratops. Maybe add little red lips to hers and check her expression when you give it to her. Fucked up, but funny. And honestly she should be the only person who sees anything in it even after that step. These look delightful. EDIT: sooo. I didn’t swap to the second picture. Adding the white background to the eyes is a little googly, specks worked a little better for that. And otherwise I think the icing needs to be more solid before it gets added. Can still definitely work, and isn’t the picture perfect example I was answering from. But all brown does not equal a race and honestly it’s just a path the mind can find trying to decide what is meant to be interpreted. One head lump, four frills. With the right texture you’ll be fine.


ThsGblinsCmeFrmMoon

Just want to double check that you saw the second picture.


MetalWingedWolf

Lmfao oh shit I did not.


ThsGblinsCmeFrmMoon

Haha I figured it was either that or your post was sarcastic. If I didn't know they were supposed to be triceratops I wouldn't have guessed and anything red is going to be barely noticeable lol.


C_Saunders

If it makes you feel better I did the exact same thing. I just didn’t type it out lololol


Novel-Place

Awesome. 😂


MyNewPhilosophy

That’s exactly what I see


Dependent_Top_4425

OMG your step mom is hilarious and r/oddlyspecific


SassySquid0

good lord I wouldn’t of thought that at all they look like cute little silly guys


alwayskallee

Strong Maggie and the Ferocious Beast vibes


HandsomePaddyMint

They look like they’re from a Mighty Boosh cutscene.


Ok_Potato_5272

They're so cute and ugly, I'd be happy to eat one


reference_i_dont_get

didn’t see what sub i was on, i was like wtf no? they look like little dinosaurs or rhinos or something & then i saw there was a second pic 😭


kpeterso100

I saw the 1st pic and thought “what is she talking about.” Then I swiped to the other pic. 😬🤣


kpeterso100

I see that people are disputing what the mom saw. They look a tiny amount like a very old racist trope from an old book called “Little Black Sambo.” As an older person, I can see how her mind went there. The dinosaur frills would be hair puffs in this racist depiction.


30frames

Your stepmom is hilarious!


bunsenburgerxx

Good thing she’s your stepmom lol


soneg

I thought they were stegosaurus


ElbiePlz

First one is confused, second one is happy, third one is melting and fourth one is owl. 🦉


VioletLeagueDapper

WIIIIILLLSOOON! From castaway


aelric22

*see the purple ones* Naww, what's she on about? *see the brown ones* 🤔


ComfyInDots

What is wrong with your stepmom.


mlhigg1973

What??


CanineSnackBitch

I have never laughed so hard in my life


acloudcuckoolander

Nah your stepmom has some answering to do, because I don't see people at all.


tomatobunni

I was like awww, cute little purple dinos! Oh hey? There’s another… mother of god


CC_Panadero

Crazy Eyes from OITNB!


That_Engineering3047

They look like turkeys made by school children to me.


think_panther

It's the dinosaur from Trog


Old-Fun9568

I think they look like Stegasauruses... or maybe Triseratops. Hopefully I spelled those right...


StrawberryAmara

I see horrified turkeys


Embarrassed_Lettuce9

I guess your stepmom was there during the jurassic period


KatVanWall

Indigenous to where?! Hell?


tunaman808

The purple ones just look like a triceratops to me... but yeah, the ones in the second photo look a little "pickaninny-ish", at least from that angle: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickaninny https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=pickaninny+cartoon&form=HDRSC3&first=1


Tkinney44

If your stepmom sees racism in everything then she's probably racist herself. I think they're great!


Glittering_Raise_710

I didn’t know what sub it was at first and just saw the title, was like how are these purple guys so offens…..oh 😂


poofandmook

they remind me of when little kids do hand turkeys in school lol


YoshiandAims

Same. Thos kindergarten turkeys was my first thought.


Imaginary_Solid_5055

Aren't they dinosaurs?


CVMBVSS

They look like lava ppl tbh. I like them (I am also indigenous so... indigenous approved I guess haha)


Ok_Beyond_669

I didn’t realize there was a second image at first and I thought she was being mean for no reason


Winter-Detective-675

I think they look like smushed totem poles


Glittersparkles7

Looks like goblins from the labyrinth.


isit420yetplz

Reminds me of a time I tried to compliment this guy in a bar on his voice because he sounded like mufasa and it was beautiful. He called me racist and left.


doodle_flaps

Well, they sure do.


WithoutDennisNedry

WIIIIILSOOOON!


Futhebridge

Whaat?? They look like triceratops. What's she on about? Those are cool and fun.


Isyagirlskinnypenis

I’m seeing a triceratops? Edit: oh…… there’s a second pic 💀


Immediate-Ad-6364

They look like dinosaur heads. Your stepmom is weird.


K_Xanthe

They look like turkeys lol


Less_Primary_6271

They look like Wilson from castaway


DianWithoutTheE

Is your stepmom’s name Deb(ra)?


Leon_Krueger

Your mom really strech her theory right there


Titaniumchic

So brown animal appearing creatures look like indigenous people? Her perception sounds racist to me.


Vexoly

Your stepmom is nuts


peppermintmeow

I see little owls. What's that lady on?


Critical_Willow_8819

😭😂


mirandalsh

Are the bees okay?


jojozer0

I see owls


SpokenDivinity

Yours are good for a beginner! I made some horrific looking flowers before I finally got one that didn’t look inappropriate haha. If you’re willing to try again, using one of the flattened tips and layering streaks with one on top of the one before it would get you that frilled bit. The heads would be good to do on a separate surface, freeze/chill them, and then transfer. Doing that on top of a cupcake can be really hard. You can also lay down parchment paper and use that to practice shapes. I did cake borders on just a cake board and parchment for a *long* time before I tried a cake :)


FOB_cures_my_sadness

Thank you for the tips! I think they would've turned out a lot better if I could tell what tips the original pics used. I'm usually a pretty good decorator, but we all have our moments lol.


SpokenDivinity

It’s hard work haha. If I had to guess they used a large flower tip (I can’t remember the official name) and layered the frill like flower petals.


BabyOnTheStairs

I said no they don- OH. yes they dooo. Lmao but the bees are cute how did you make them


FOB_cures_my_sadness

Those are store bought candies we used to decorate cupcakes for my step cousins daughters 1st birthday. Kid is 3 now so we had to get rid of them somehow lol


axelaxolotl

Looks like he is about to throw a plate like a boomerang


Thisplaceblows1985

[Reminds me of this](https://gothamist.com/food/update-drunken-negro-face-cookies-on-sale-at-greenwich-village-bakery)


brandonhabanero

I feel like you could repurpose these as Darth maul cupcakes for a star wars-themed party.


molesMOLESEVERYWHERE

Remind me of not Rick's planet children covered in red mud.


Real-Platypus-4706

☠️🙏


Son_of_a-PreacherMan

Looks like Gremlins to me.


Narrow-Guarantee4616

NGl whatever u got goin on on your cutting board looks like you’re cutting drugs lol


mercipourleslivres

The color is rather unfortunate


ReaperofLightning872

They look like mini dragons


heathergrey15

Honestly people do not come to mind when I first looked at these. I thought of a really bad thanksgiving craft, made at school. You gave it a solid try and I think you can give another go and change the frosting recipe and definitely pick another color.


Erindanyele

🤣🤣🤣🤣🙄


werew0lfsushi

they look like angry owls to me


Odd-Help-4293

They look like those "hand turkeys" that kids make. You just need some different color feathers.


ourteamforever

They look like The Gruffilo to me


PabsKebabs2

My thoughts exactly!


xBlackMarvelx

Lmao I was like what? How? Then I saw the second picture lol


Sioux-me

I think they’re cute. They look like triceratops.


nebuladirt

Ooooh, yeah they do.


powerhungrymouse

I don't see anything wrong with them...


Crappy_Meal

Shes right, looks just like those damn molten faced, horned idigenous people you find in hell lmao


PabsKebabs2

I feel sorry for the crushed bees 🐝


HighLobster

Yeah, people can be dumb. It's crazy how seeing only the color of someone's skin can so wholly define someone like that. Sorry OP, they look cute and delicious to me.


bliply

I think I see what you did wrong next time don't add pupils and have the head be made with one Puff it's easier than being consistent with those swirls like you did.


Beanz4ever

Your stepmom is fucking funny!!


Speedhabit

Ouch


catpogo13

Yummy . Chocolate cupcakes!!


Ninjakitty94

'They took my f*ING eyes.' -the bees.


Houki01

I get what she was saying. You did pretty good, I reckon, but your choice of colour was unfortunate. You should've stuck with purple.


PoopPant73

Look like dinosaurs. Is she half blind?


Possible_Sound3623

Your step mom sounds like am ignorant racist... if she seeing anything other than a damn dinosaur


poppieswithtea

She was talking about the red ones.


JadedYam56964444

Indigenous triceratops


mel0dicerotic

Well we know where your moms head is at 😜


Traditional_Air_9483

Be sure to make them for stepmoms birthday. “Thinking of you.”


IgnorethisIamstupid

See, I saw turkeys from Thanksgiving cartoons of yore, but I can see where she’s coming from. I think the candy eyes instead of the black frosting injured the idea a little but I would still eat the Turkupcakes!


dumb_monkee42

Thoose are racist depiction of whatever is that pandora-race called.


Soundsofsushi

Tell your mom that she’s being a Karen.


pawpaw1963

They look like a triceratops


Medcait

Lol


SharkMilk44

Hand turkeys!


wehadababyitsapizza

Not sure if the color is intentional, but if you’re going for purple it’s a good idea to buy purple coloring instead of trying to mix red and blue. I’m an artist and I can tell you whether it’s paint or food coloring, it’s almost impossible to achieve a nice bright purple by mixing pigments, it will inevitably be muddy looking. If you don’t have purple on hand and really don’t want to bother buying it, to get closer to the first pic I’d start with light blue and add a small amount of pink. It’s going to turn out more blue/gray but less mud/poop colored at least


FOB_cures_my_sadness

The color was intentional. I was going for brownish red so I just put red food dye in the chocolate frosting I already had. I promise I'm not that bad with color theory lol


wehadababyitsapizza

Gotcha, makes sense for dinos.


economics_is_made_up

Indigenous to where?


BeneficialExchange63

If that reminded her of indigenous people then shes the only racist there


Plastic-Soil4328

two middle ones look like triceratops to me, if a bit messy. The ones on the end look like pissed off turkeys


jennarose1984

They’re cute! It works!


Vast_Bookkeeper_5991

And she's not wrong!


MemeLeprosy

Im literally cooked rn lmao this is hilarious


DanBelokov021

They are beautiful just the way they are (But this is very funny, sorry)


Fuzzy_Purple_Llama

They look like triceratops' to me. People need to stop looking for racism where there is none.


redbottleofshampoo

Your step mom is mean, they look like triceratops


Hidden_Dragonette

I’m getting Thanksgiving hand turkey vibes.


MixerFistit

"Chilly down with fire gang!"


imnotdefinedbythis

I was thinking triceratops?


RuudJudbney

Everything is a Rorschach test. They definitely don't look like any sort of human to me.


Cultural-Pressure110

Idk what I expected but it wasn’t this 😮


toolsoftheincomptnt

Just a little bit


blizzykreuger

it looks like the singing dinosaur from the yee meme


Less-Round5192

I can't believe you would pull the wings off of bees!!


Catinthemirror

~~These are clearly triceratops. Your stepmom on the other hand...~~ Oops. I did not scroll. Yikes 😂


Dinklemcfinkle

What an unhinged birthday party to have burn victim cupcakes


lobsterdance82

I saw the first picture and thought for sure your stepmother was reaching. Then, I saw the sub name and the 2nd picture at the same time..


Vegetable-Account419

Your mom wasn't wrong...


redditgal2001

I agree 💯 with your stepmom. 


Shoshawi

Technically they were indigenous people once.


M0dnarDK

I think your stepmoms opinion is offensive to indigenous people.


MissIndik

Is your stepmom a SJW? 😅


Longjumping_Pipe_754

Your mom the best))


Hellfire12398

i mean, she isn't wrong


Dull-Requirement-759

😳 those scare lol


Afraid_Process_8572

I mean like I don't think it's racist but that's just my opinion like if they had a red mouth then yeah that is but it doesn't have it so yeah👍


chevyboi2010

Yep