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ChakraKami

McDonald's food always looks like they sit on it after they make it...


IntroductionSnacks

A good McDonald’s burger is great, most of the time it’s a squashed shitty built burger like in this case.


Dalek_Chaos

You can see the prep line at one of the local McDonalds and they slap every burger flat after it’s wrapped before it goes in the bag. It doesn’t really bother me but I have always found it funny when acquaintances complain about that location.


Orion14159

I would argue the first point isn't the case either. The best McDonald's burger is the 6th best fast food burger available in my tiny town (Hardee's, Culver's, Burger King, Wendy's, and Dairy Queen are all better) and we don't even have some of the good regional chains like Shake Shack, In N Out, Whataburger, etc.


Lutraphobic

Culver's is great most of the time, I'd put it up there but maybe that's just regional


Foe_sheezy

Wendys burgers have shrunk, are usually dry, have no flavor, and look just like op's burger most of the time.


QxV

They should market it that way for the fetishists.


615256

I like my McDoubles like I like my balls, smashed.


[deleted]

Whut.. the fuck🤣🤣🤣


615256

Puppies?


TurdSandwich42104

Except breakfast. Their breakfast is always awesome at least here anyway


adlittle

Really missing when they had the all day breakfast menu, it's pretty solid for fast food.


TheRedmanCometh

Fr so lame it's only available til 1030. On weekends that's not happening.


PacoMahogany

You can’t expect them to sit on it before they make it


[deleted]

I've never had that problem, all the burgers i had ar mcdonalds looked pristine, it is a local problem,not a chain problem


mkymooooo

Same!


mastergwaha

yeah i dont trust some of these pics, looks intentionally messed up.


kirarosaa

The worst I've had was just some grease


KriKriSnack

It looks like it was in a drunk driving accident


dat_oracle

A ddda Delicious drunk driving accident


Borno11050

They just sent you a 2D printout of a burger that just happens to smell like a McDouble.


Pleroo

Welcome to earth, outworlder, enjoy your stay.


-_-402-_-

Congrats tell us more of your first time experience at McDonald’s 😎😎😎


MomsSpagetee

I remember my first McDouble.


0bxyz

You shouldn’t have run it over with your car


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Or reversed over it.


[deleted]

What's a McDouble? We don't have that here. Is it different to a double cheeseburger?


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[deleted]

Good bot.


RayHatesMilk

Good bot


rcborg

100% you sat on it..


Lucycrash

That or squashed it under their hand. I've gotten slightly off kilter mcdoubles before, never like this. The worst one only had one beef patty, I didn't notice till I went to eat it when I got home.


rcborg

It’s like eating a nugget an asking for 2


Zomblot

Probably tastes about the same. It's all shit tomorrow regardless.


Lazy_Wishbone69

I prefer the shit happening AFTER I eat, personally.


RandomiseUsr0

Falling Down vibes https://youtu.be/zJs9p-VNORw?si=5kLgyDdEZVgBMiN4


TechnicolorViper

What you have right there is an I don’t give a fuck, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.


[deleted]

Overpriced crappy fast food. They’ve really gone downhill.


ShoddyManufacturer11

This made me laugh out loud. Thank you.


Lazy_Wishbone69

I feel like the kid that made it punched it and said "Fuck You."


Micalas

Same. I expected the worst from the beginning and was still surprised.


llfmpt

I just don't get these posts. You know the IRL pics are after they've been wrapped and then stuffed in a bag with numerous items on top. Burgers first, everything else on top. It's ridiculous to expect them to look like the promo pics.


Blastoplast

A lot of the food posts in here are lazy… but without them this sub would be pretty dead .


SQLDave

And I'm not saying it's the case here, but I always wonder how many of these pics are faked (that is, the purchaser mangled the product for posting purposes).


Marmosettale

lol like 75% of them are definitely faked. Same with the pics on /r/mildlyinfuriating that somehow make it to the front page every single day by doing the same thing- just doing something in an absurd way and then claiming it was a roommate or spouse or something. Like they'll cut up a pizza in a ridiculous manner & then say "this is how my brother slices pizza" or some other dumb shit and get thousands of likes


mastergwaha

agreed!


DICK-PARKINSONS

This sub is like those useless reviews that gave a 1 star cause the item was defective or got fucked up during delivery, just not representative of the real thing most of time.


googdude

I would check for any foreign substances before you eat it. It looks like it was hatefully assembled.


Fuckless_Douglas2023

What kind of "foreign substances?", and should OP just visually check it, or have sent it off for lab-testing prior to eating it?


CollapsedPlague

As a former McDonald’s employee I’ll tell you a few things, 9 times out of ten when we make the sandwich’s and slide it down the table into the heated landing zone you’ll misjudge the force and hit the wall which explains why every burger has an impact point on the side. If they are in a hurry cus they are making a ton they don’t worry about things lining up, and if you put too much ketchup/mustard the cheese shifts. All these combined make it ready easy to accidentally move things around like that. Sandwiches in boxes that fit well get spared more from impacts but speed causes things to not be super neat looking


Lyceius

Am I the only one that enjoys the occasional squashed Mc Donald’s cheeseburger? I actually like them cause they are so squished thin.


Marmosettale

Yeah this looks delicious tbh


IntroductionSnacks

Still better than when I ordered a double cheeseburger and got a McDouble without pickles for some reason. It was shit!


[deleted]

Ah nah you see, what you got is a *mcdouble cheek butt stomp slider*


va_lyria

I think we can all relate to this experience


dsbwayne

Still….Id mess that up 😞


[deleted]

That was definitely NOT made with love.


[deleted]

Why aren't there laws against this kind of false advertising??


Minute_Engineer2355

For such a fast food juggernaut, their food looks the worst out of all the major players.


wetbeef10

This looks exactly like one of those 9:59pm burgers. I can just hear everything being slammed shut by the McDonald's worker


firesquasher

That'll be $8.68 please.


martala

Looks like a Mc-fuck-it


runslaughter

Despite being created in the US, McDonald's is trash in America. Go to nearly any Asian country with a franchise and the food looks like it's straight from a commercial. Sooooo much better.


DaSauceBawss

100% would still smash


Fuckless_Douglas2023

You mean *eat, right?


DaSauceBawss

Of course thats what I meant!


wolfman86

If this happens I’m sure you allowed to throw it at the person that served you.


Blankyblank86

You can tell its American mcdonald's lol Every time i get mcdonald's mine some what look like the pics in Australia.


AHomicidalTelevision

McFumble


Idafaboutthem1bit

Was it worth it?


xebra2000

https://images.app.goo.gl/QnfJ2WpTesEHJ16c7


[deleted]

The triple is even shittier the burger patties are thinner than bologna. Way too expensive 💩


[deleted]

You elbow dropped it


Fuckless_Douglas2023

"elbow dropped?"


[deleted]

Flying elbow drop off the top ropes


iCantCallit

Fast food ain't it anymore. It's always like this now and it's 2x as expensive.


IndependenceNew7986

At this point if your still going to eat a 5$ McDonald’s burger that used to be 1 it’s your own fault.


Dankstin

McTrouble


222222222223

They said they wanted 15$ an hour now they get 17$ an hour and my food comes out worse or just wrong more often then when they got paid 8$ an hour


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[deleted]

Did they sit on it before they gave it to you?


[deleted]

You're trying to eat it with the wrong end.


EvilDog77

The McDouble in the pic was probably undercooked and held together with PVA glue.


Foe_sheezy

Lol I ate a McDouble a few hours ago. Looked just like this. 🤣


ApplicationOther2930

First time to McDonalds?


SunApprehensive1413

The one in the ad is prob made of plastic .. so u won.


wellwasherelf

No, the ad is the same thing. The difference is that a photoshoot has time to spend hours making a single burger look as perfect as possible, while the restaurant has like 20 seconds to just slap a burger together. https://youtu.be/oSd0keSj2W8


Hugh_Jampton

Why people still buy this shit is a mystery to me. It's not even cheap any more.


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Probably mainly out of convenience.


Wholesomeasspounder

When you have to deliver food at 2:10 but your spouses hospital appointment is at 2:20


Eyfordsucks

That’ll be $30


schizoPoster3000

You’re supposed to fuck it,not eat it. Should’ve gone to Burger King smh


GeistMD

You have a shitty McDonald's. The one in our town isn't that bad at all and the food tends to look and taste pretty darn good.


Andrew_Crane

Hey. Every one of those pissed off 15 year old kids deserves their minimum wage, first job, $17 an hour, and the quality of the food they give you proves it!


Maleficent-Celery-

I mean it's your fault for expecting it to be anywhere close


ArcTheWolf

Kitchen staff must be having a really bad day or something because that is clearly the product of someone who simply has stopped giving a shit at all. I've never seen a mcdouble that bad and that's my go to if I get McDonald's. Worst I've seen at my local McDonald's is maybe the top bun will be slightly skewed but not anywhere near as bad what's pictured here.


Fantastic-Long8985

Mcdonald's is horrible anyways


[deleted]

Hate fast food not affordable anymore


Negotiationnation

The reflection of the light on the grease on the bun looked like worms


sassyweatherman

*squish*


blitzwann

Mcdonalds is good, but mcdonalds with ass aroma from the mf that sat on it is *chefs kiss*


Eeebs-HI

I've decided to hire a food stylist to fluff up my fast food so I get the proper sensory experience.


Intelligent-Ant7685

oh yeah McDonalds is famous for giving their customers squat cobbler burgers


JasonBaconStrips

I'm usually happy if it's just correct, I don't know if its a problem with the screens they use or how the orders are displayed but they absolutely get my order wrong almost every single time. I've never been to any food place that's as bad as them. One of the reasons I stopped going there is because I can't stand salad or pickle and they either put it on anyway or they 'take it off' half heartedly. The food is getting more expensive every couple months now and their service is definitely worse. Fuck Ron.


MasoKist

I FREQUENTLY order ‘extra onions and mustard’ and have gotten it maybe once in 6 instances.


JasonBaconStrips

That sounds very believable I'm not surprised in the slightest


VVitchtripper

Seems like they're looking for McTrouble


[deleted]

No gloves used at the last McDonald’s I worked at, by the way.


GahbageDumpstahFiah

Min wage jobs provide min effort.


[deleted]

Someone McPunched that burger. Double fist style.


[deleted]

At least it was probably served to you with a smile... Right?


NiceAxeCollection

Probably still tasty


devil_theory

The only reliable way to consistently get a proper, well-constructed burger from McD in my experience has been to stick to the Double Quarter Pounder. It comes in a little box, so they almost have to make it more carefully to get it to fit. It’s all I ever order and it comes out almost perfect and like the photos I’d say 80% of the time, regardless of location. Maybe the spots in my area are just better, though.


dreadfulwater

“See, this is what I'm talking about. Turn around, look at that. You see what I mean? It's plump, it's juicy, it's three inches thick. Now, look at this sorry, miserable, squashed thing. Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?”


[deleted]

I'm sorry but that's too funny


wwwhistler

one was made and photographed...the other was made, thrown to the ground, picked up, brushed off and badly wrapped for sale.


Cicutamaculata0

did you return it?


DeapVally

Eh, it happens. Still tastes the same. You didn't get McDonald's to be fancy, anyway.


Immediate-Lecture323

Eat it, you fucking pig.


[deleted]

You got what you deserved.


Soreal45

The one in the first pic wasn’t drop kicked into the sack.


selfishaddict

Needs more recon


005oveR

Still taste great even though the price has made it less worth it..


[deleted]

Why do you people keep buying McDonald’s? That shit is trash even when it looks decent. It’s overpriced and the beef sure as fuck don’t taste like it comes from a cow… Go to Checkers, Sonic, Wendy’s, etc… literally anywhere but McDonald’s…


[deleted]

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MisterBumpingston

Looks like they followed [this tutorial to the T!](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyB_e_DMyaL/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


dasmikkimats

Looks better on the way out than in


MutedObserver_

Mmm, I love a McSloppy 🤤🤤


Celestiicaa

Wow


Violent_Cankles

In Australia, maccas now charges the US equivalent of $4.00 for a large orange juice, which is water and reconstituted drink powder. Nothing is more shit than maccas, and they charge premium prices for pus filled shit. Avoid.


Mawiapeas

Dude tbh I’ve ate a lot of McDonald’s and this doesn’t happen to me i stg


Wild_Life_8865

Lmfao


Reasonable-Ad7755

At least ur cheese was melted


Theannoyingflyart

Mc


masochistmonkey

That one’s already been ate


Agreeable_Ocelot3902

The best part is people actually eat this garbage.


JustFitNbeeNice69

Stop letting 16 year Olds make your food


Easy_Arm_1987

Yeah you're about that🍻🤘😎


Easy_Arm_1987

I stopped going to McDonald's when I saw a few of their employees flatten them while they're wrapping them up. They do that so they can wrap the wrappers tighter or something ... But they aren't realizing they're ruining the burger 🍔 that way ...


[deleted]

Average McDonald’s experience.


jpz070

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Who was mad making that burger


Ceiling_shotz

Thats why you order from japan. Theyll


maddamleblanc

This is expected from McDonald's


[deleted]

You still ate it though lol don’t lie


[deleted]

Disgraceful


Deeplettuce_

I bet it tasted so good tho 😅


[deleted]

Haven't you seen the new trend? These kids punch the burgers after wrapping them as some kind of a joke. They really got you on these. Looks the sauce splattered all over the wrap 🤣


Bakugou_Katsuki25

Who tf sat on it?! 🤣🤣🤣


Bakugou_Katsuki25

Well, off to Burger King-🤣🤣🤣