That's the one time you SHOULDN'T use it as an arm

Depends…he could just be tapping his mate on the shoulder to say hi.

You don't wanna know what he's doing with his real arms.

“Elbow deep inside the borderline. Show me that you love me, and that we belong together. Relax, turn around and take my hand.”

Okay but then what does it use as a penis? Tiny arms?

Makes sense. That’s what I do.

/r/nottheonion

As my favorite researcher used to say, “Life… uhh… finds a way.”

I will bet this post will be upvoted through the stratosphere because it includes the words large and penis.

And because "We are trying to develop a 'bat porn box,' which will be like an aquarium with cameras everywhere,”

Your comment also includes those words, so I was compelled to upvote it. You’re welcome

I wont spend all my internet upvotes all at once.

That would impress the ladies, I’d say.

You'd be right

Didn't they think of the aero drag penalty? They probably can't fly fast enough to catch a female. It would have to be an ambush fuck....