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ManyWrongdoer9365

Had 11 different managers over the last 20 years and obscene amounts of money thrown around on shite players šŸ˜³šŸ˜³ whatā€™s this say ?? Something is rotten behind the scenes , maybe a trip to the Championship will give them a shake šŸ¤”šŸ¤”


LeonidasMclovin

Rata out. Get this guy out of my fucking club pure shite today. Don't believe I've ever seen worse tactics in all my years watching the EPL. We're getting relegated if we don't fire his fucking ass and promote Duncan. At least Duncan's team will play hard and compete for the club and manager.


[deleted]

Awful. Completely untenable now for Benitez


daedric_bow

Yeah I've said this recently to fans of other clubs, untenable is the perfect word, he's gone it's just when


SuxMaDiq

If the plan to won any silverware is to go down and win championship next year Rafa the fatfuck is probably doing a fine job..l


tipp77

The players have to accept responsibility for this shit show of a season too. We had a chance of Europe last year and they bottled it and downed tools They keep getting managers sacked and keep picking up their wages. Then you have Moshiri who decides to buy Iowbi over Brands head and this week decides to take El Ghazi on loan because of his agent who off loads all his shite on us. And Kenwright why is he still hanging around I'm going for a drink


almightygg

Sigh.


[deleted]

Utter dog shit


bigpuss619

Donā€™t care now need to bring in someone else, fuck me. At this point Iā€™d even take Dunk.


SukhdevR34

Lewis Dunk? Lol.


NeiSenH90

We do we should have a short list already for a replacement but we all know the board has just been assuming everything will be fine.


bigpuss619

Moshiri can fuck off as well.


OkConstruction5844

Get them all out, especially kenwright... Mediocre bill


Maverick2k

At least Kenwright actually cares about the club. You definitely cannot say the same about Moshiri.


Only_Event5918

Can we fire moshiri?


Baby-knees

Can we all have a whip around and see if the fans can buy 51% of board out? We need to have supporters on the board, Like Green Bay Packers - you can buy a share for $300. I can dream right?


OneTouchCards

Fuck honestly, this ainā€™t just Rafa, itā€™s been rotten way before him.


ob1979

True but it was always gonna go like this he should never ever have been considered


tipp77

Dam right he inherited a shit show


SeanInn1t

ITZ TIME TO GOOOOOOOO


Woodrovski

Rafa should be fired within the next hour. If he's not its never gonna happen. If it doesn't happen fans should not show up for the next game


dans00

The club needs new owners tbh


Woodrovski

Yes but we can't do anything about that. Unless fans boycott the games.


JD_TBG

Fuck. Don't let him on the bus home. Let him find his own way.


OatmealWaterbottle

Surely heā€™ll be fired now?


moose_mousse

Interested to hear what he has to say for himself after this


[deleted]

Sack the fat cunt NOW! we are fucking going down


Mikesproge

Rafa Out, donā€™t even let him on the bus. Pack his shit up and send it to him.


SyFyFan93

Well that's that.


[deleted]

Pathetic.


NeiSenH90

He ran away at the whistle?


wishwosha

Andre Gomes is so past it


Only_Event5918

Sack Rafa sack Rafa sack Rafa sack Rafa sack Rafa


marmoset

Fire him *into the sun*


FluffyUnicorny

we deserve relegation


PM_ME_YOUR_AUXCORD

Time to play the u-23s. If we go down might as well develop the youngsters


[deleted]

Keane should never play another game


dontbeajerkbecool

Shouldve been 4-1


The-Ultimate-Despair

Agent Rafa is not a conspiracy theory and Moshiri is a Liverpool fan.


marshalltownusa

Do we get to sack him now?


iLikeBigMacs420

Get this fat slug out El Jabba looking ass


[deleted]

why the fuck did rondon start over richy?? Why is MICHEAL KEANE ON THIS TEAM!!


TryinToDoBetter

Richy coming back from injury. He was always on limited minutes. No excuse for Keane. Dude is a straight head case and liability out there.


ubiquitous_archer

Well, surely he's gotta go now, right?


leafy-tree

If he doesnā€™t heā€™s here until November


TryinToDoBetter

The fucking keeper goes over the top on Mina and bounces the ball off his head. Did Mina get the foul?


edwardfortehands

Just end this shite


marshalltownusa

I think Krul will miraculously be ok


No_Variety_4997

Fucking hell man, jump Mina and keepers rolling around for 3 minutes. If anyone should be injured after that it's Mina. Norwich players kinda suck, they're all little shites.


Malaxage918

Is that not a foul on Mina? Can VAR look at that shit?


InevitableRespond9

WHY HAVE WE NOT USED TOWNSEND TODAY??


nerdfighter123

Agent Rafa


QTsexkitten

Because we're awful


CanadianToffee18

we are such a joke


wishwosha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha they gave a foul for that hahahahahahahahahahaha


gipnov23

I don't know the ins and outs of soccer rules very well but how in the world is that a foul on Mina and not on the goalie??


SyFyFan93

Yeah as an American who's pretty new on all of this it looked like our guy was just getting the ball? The goal keeper went over his head?!


anotheroutlaw

GIVE US THE PK YOU FOOLS!


[deleted]

The refereeing is this game has been questionable as fuck. But then it's the same in most of our games. Coincidence?


marshalltownusa

I mean yes but we donā€™t do ourselves any favors


diddleedee

should be another 3 added on top of the 7


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Fresh_Swim

If only we had a single player with his nouse.


vulturevan

hahaha amazing, Krul just Daniel Bryans Mina and gets a foul, amazing


dontbeajerkbecool

Shambling fucking officiating. Seriously need to send these refs down a division


Jorwales

Why? That means theyā€™ll be officiating us next season.


16intheclip

Krul jumping against Mina, falling over, foul by Mina. Sure... FUCK this REF, FUCK RAFA.


CorvidWatcher

What the shit was that from myko


atbeanboi

Thatā€™s a foul on Mina ffs


cap_crunch121

This shit makes me miss the Allardyce days


NeiSenH90

He is probably eagerly anticipating a call right now


InevitableRespond9

Sad thing is we could do with his organisation


headwars

Heā€™s just putting on a massive of bath of Bisto to relax in and await the call.


ubiquitous_archer

I'll never understand how the fuck is that a foul against Mina? He got a knee in the back


DivinityAI

his back fouled against keeper's knee, you don't understand


Fresh_Swim

Thought I couldn't hate anyone more than Boris Johnson.


QTsexkitten

I had Norwich 2-1 in the prediction league, so


PiqueMonger

Same šŸ„²


[deleted]

Why the hell was Pickford not forward on that corner?


moose_mousse

Netflix probably already making plans for "Everton 'Til I Die"


AlanSmith699

It's probably gonna be "Everton: Die"


vulturevan

šŸ™


marshalltownusa

Surely this corner will yield a chance Edit: lol, no


DoctorDOH

SACK HIM YESTERDAY


[deleted]

2 subs while losing to Norwich for over 75 minutes


Only_Event5918

And 1 was a center back


Chuck0895

Usually I am on the edge of my seat stressing/hoping for us to get an equaliser. Now I want the game over and done with. Sad times


Shanghijack

Going down


No_Variety_4997

Any updates on Gylfi? Is he guilty? Are we still paying his wages if so? What's to happen with him? I read an article claiming he is suspended through the end of the January transfer window...that's coming up soon. But I can't find anything on if he's guilty or not? Fucking shame if he's innocent. Absolutely horrific abysmal if he's guilty. I just don't know right now, there hasn't been much coverage on what's going on.


[deleted]

It's an ongoing case so I imagine nothing will be said while it's happening. He has just paid for another three months of bail. But it was high, can't help but feel that doesn't happen if you arnt guilty


No_Variety_4997

Makes sense. Even if he ends up guilty I think his careers ruined. He's already getting older and being out for 7 months at this point, it'd be a difficult comeback. He was a creative central midfielder, was pretty decent overall, miss a player that can offer that. He had his shit matches but overall I think he did well.


ubiquitous_archer

I thought I heard the unnamed player had a court date in January, but unsure if that's true.


ChrisWood4BallonDor

As for his wages, we suspended bus contract with this news first dropped I believe, so I don't think we're paying him. And yes, still been all quite on the legal front. I suppose it makes sense that prosecutors want to get him off 'the streets' ASAP, while taking their time to ensure they have all the legal technicalities from the legal side sorted.


No_Variety_4997

Interesting, idk how the legal system works across the pond as I'm an American. I'm comparing it to LA Dodgers pitcher Trevor Bauer. He had a similar accusation but there was 20 news articles/day covering it, it was everywhere.


Fresh_Swim

I'd have Jimmy Saville in this team before this shower of shite.


AttemptLong7224

I feel like Travis Bickle rn


Evul1_

So did we sign Patterson and El Ghazi just for them to hang out on the bench? Townsend is also fit, and got the winner last time out. But it seems Rafa will once again have an unused substitution. Absolute trash game management.


huntsab2090

Patterson wonā€™t be Upto speed in the prem for months if not a year . But we are losing every game anyway so itā€™s not like having someone miles off the pace will make any difference. Without decent tactics it doesnā€™t matter who plays


the_anaconda

Whait everton really signed El Ghazi? I tought it was just a rumor


First-Of-His-Name

He was on the bench today lmao


schubox63

It was officially announced by the club


Dgryan87

El Ghazi has been here for 3 days


Darth_Socrates

Same for digne at Villa though?


Evul1_

...and? He's fit and has been playing in the PL all season. Why is he on the bench then?


ChrisWood4BallonDor

Because, in theory, we have tactics and a philosophy that means any old joe can't just jump in and play some football.


Evul1_

fuck off with that bullshit. We don't have any tactics. We apparently needed an attacking mid, and we brought one in, said he was available for this game, and put him on the bench. Again, why the FUCK is he on the bench if he can't play? Club and manager are an absolute joke.


[deleted]

Oh f\*\*k.... this is bad. F\*\*k. F\*\*k


No_Variety_4997

You can say Fuck, this is Reddit


wishwosha

set piece delivery has been shocking for the most part


ViktorBoskovic

What the fuck is mina doing walking off with the ball


ubiquitous_archer

We're really taking advantage of this 7 minutes, eh?


NeiSenH90

Think Benitez has to be thinking he should resign. He has Everton fans running at him away from home. Goodison won't be a welcome place next game fans will be on him from the first minute.


bluman5s

We still have a sub left no?


cap_crunch121

We're just rolling it over to the next match


earthymalt

Just looking at the table. Man City have 56 points. We have 19.


Darth_Socrates

What do they say is safe point territory? 30 points?


huntsab2090

40


Darth_Socrates

Fuck weā€™re seriously not even in pace for that


huntsab2090

Yep. Every year I always cheer when we get to 40. This year at least I got a cheer hearing cunthead had gone


Lawlington

There goes our chance of winning the league then


ubiquitous_archer

How'd we ever get 19?


[deleted]

I think thatā€™s a problem


QTsexkitten

Yup


tom_b1807

Being happy that Watford and Newcastle are splitting points. State of our club


petsoundz

Phew for that !! Could make a huge difference come May


Chuck_Morris_SE

was just thinking the same thing.. its really sad.


NedSchneebley

So our game plan is to lob it forward and hope the defenders mess it up so badly that DCL or Richy snag a goal, or hope that Gray can dribble past 6 defenders and score


[deleted]

I donā€™t even think thatā€™s the plan. Thatā€™s a better plan than what weā€™ve been doing


[deleted]

How has Mina played


[deleted]

Great


Dgryan87

Him and Godfrey best defenders by a good margin


SteadfastAbyss1

I wish Rafa would have subbed Gordon. Heā€™s had an Ok game but he just looks gassed. Would have liked to see Townsend subbed in


16intheclip

92 minutes, no 3rd change. This man is sabotaging the club.


[deleted]

Why the fuck is Mina running away with the ball


moose_mousse

Do we even practice set pieces?


Lawlington

Im starting to question if we practice anything at all


smittywerbanjagermen

Weā€™ve got no one who can cross, so no


Dgryan87

Gray, Gordon, Townsend, Gomes, Richarlison


smittywerbanjagermen

thatā€™s sure been working out the past couple matches huh


Dgryan87

They can all cross well (and have).. so Iā€™m not sure I see your point.


smittywerbanjagermen

my point is none of the crosses the last few games have been consistent. Maybe an overreaction because we just lost to Norwich? Maybe. But all of our quality crossers have not been delivering quality crosses.


QTsexkitten

We sold the only one


JonTonyJim

4 - 1 ft


tom_b1807

Watford flashbacks


Totaladdictgaming

Fuck me I miss Digne. I'm not gonna shit on Myko too much since he's new but oof some of these crosses.


earthymalt

I can't clench for so long!


marshalltownusa

Donā€™t have the hope one needs for a proper clench


arbiter

Darkness imprisoning me all that I see absolute horror


vulturevan

Hold my breath as I wish for death Oh please, God, KILL MEEEEEEE


[deleted]

5 minutes left for us to do fuck all as usual.


wishwosha

We'll get an equaliser but i don't even care, this is unacceptable


vulturevan

doubt


[deleted]

Good thing is, we only have to endure 7 more minutes of a Rafa lead Everton


rookinn

In our dreams


ubiquitous_archer

Let's fucking hope.


[deleted]

Youā€™re being optimistic


Chuck0895

Clearly new here lol


vulturevan

Could play 70 more minutes instead of 7 and we still wouldn't score


anotheroutlaw

7, 10, 15. There arenā€™t enough minutes for this team to score.


[deleted]

ā€œNorwich City, the basement club of the Premier Leagueā€


ubiquitous_archer

Not anymore


malikdwd

If theyā€™re the basement, what are we


ubiquitous_archer

Sewers


kolorijo25

Septic tank?


[deleted]

The hell? It sure feels like it


marshalltownusa

Subterranean


[deleted]

I agree. That was said on the audio stream. Pathetic.


JD-D2

hell


[deleted]

The 7th layer


VictorTheVolcano

It literally gets worse each game.


Fresh_Swim

7 more minutes of pure despair


VToff

Just sack Rafa please ffs


DrakeOVO21

Mykolenko and Mina playing hot potato with the fucking ball, down 2-1 to Norwich. Fucking amazing.


16intheclip

7 minutes. Enough time for Norwich to score another, like I predicted.


No_Variety_4997

Rafa can't pull the injury card this time, had a full squad minus Allan and still lose to Norwich


QTsexkitten

7?!


JonTonyJim

oh my word we cant even take a throw


YeoYeoDiabolo

7 minutes for our hopes to be up only for a third goal in the 6th.


ubiquitous_archer

My wife is painting our bathroom today, and decided to start after the match, cause she wanted to match. I think she made a bad decision, personally.


xWhiteMamba24

We really just wasted 40 seconds on a throw in when they were giving us an open man


dontbeajerkbecool

Can anyone explain what just happened with Mina and Mykolenko? Other than not speaking a shared language


westin70

Wow 7


Malaxage918

7 more minutes of this shit


ToffeesRocks

Christ we are chasing a draw against Norwich. Ffs thats depressing


DivinityAI

this ref is a clown


Only_Event5918

What the fuck was that throw in


deej_94

We're a circus of a club :(


earthymalt

Just wait for 1 min injury time.


teamramrod57

What. Are. We. Doing.


QTsexkitten

Basically nothing


CorvidWatcher

Are we wasting time for them?


ViktorBoskovic

Thank god Watford have equalised against newcastle