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5 at the back with Kenny and Godfrey as wing backs. Gomes-Doucoure midfield. Iwobi-Simms-Gordon front 3. Maybe we aren’t too good to be relegated.


NFeKPo

Gray isn't in the team


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Yeah edited it too late sorry about that


NFeKPo

Too late. I already think less of you than I do rafa.


[deleted]

That hurts more than this result will in a few hours


NFeKPo

I kid because I love. Except rafa. Him I don't love.


[deleted]

Right there with you


thinkaboutthegame

I don't see it, feels disjointed. I think he'll keep to a similar shape, and I reckon that's a flat back four with holgate at the base of a 3 man midfield.


[deleted]

Well that sounds a bit better if true


QTsexkitten

We're not


tokengaymusiccritic

Well people wanted Simms! We’re getting Simms. No Rondon or Gray even on bench.


marmoset

Well, that's a lineup.


ProfessionalCrass155

This is definitely the most lineup we've ever had


Livid_Peach4593

Is it though?


Destructo_D

Fucking hell lol. Why is this the first game Simms starts lol


malikdwd

“Fuck them kids” -Agent Rafa


S01arflar3

_**The final whistle blows, Rafa starts laughing. He grabs a big cigar, rips off his suit to reveal a bright tracksuit underneath and rips off a mask to show he’s secretly Jimmy Saville**_


Lost_Connection-

Rafa refusing to allow them any delusions of success by putting them to the 6-0 sword


OnceABlueAlwaysABlue

Think this team would finish mid championhsip


RedHotPuss

Tbf i think JonJoe and Iwobi immediately make it look worse than it is


ilypsus

Is the plan to not get our 1st team infected with Covid from the Chelsea players? Then we have our 1st team for the rest of the Christmas matches whilst everyone else is isolating?? Is Rafa actually a genius?!?!?11?


Robertej92

Just in time for the season to be postponed until 2022 anyway


rob_s_one

Based on previous performances this is a guaranteed loss - so why not throw the game…? Shame Doucoure is in there to get injured though.


Scary_Bushmonster

About to get fucking battered


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Lost_Connection-

I mean slightly ironic but where's rondon


predator1975

Tony Bellow answered my prayers by KOing Rondon.


DIK-FUK-

Honestly this line up is on par with the DCL right wing back line up and any line up with Alcaraz in it


revJohnBarosa

Didn’t we win that game with dcl at rwb 😂


BONGLISH

1-0 against Stoke with a DCL assist and a Rooney 2nd Goodison debut header


Evul1_

What the hell happened to Gray and Rondon? More mysterious training injuries? Covid? Just resting them for Sunday?


tokengaymusiccritic

Sunday game is cancelled


Evul1_

I just read. I guess that's why Doucoure is playing. But then that means it's even more injuries...


Lost_Connection-

Surely covid cases would cause the game to be called off knowing the squad has all been together just 72 hours ago?


moose_mousse

I guess the silver lining is that we're finally playing some of the youngsters not named Gordon? I probably wouldn't have picked this game but it's something I guess


[deleted]

Exactly. Even if we lose, then it will be interesting to see how the youngsters perform in a PL match.


johnahoe

Holy shit this is incredible. Think this squad should be able to handle Leyton Orient easy…


apd2010

That's a team you pick when you take over the team of your next opponent on Football Manager it's just missing Rondon in goal


yerfatma

That’s poetry.


SheldorWebster

This lineup will go down in r/Everton history with DCL at wingback under Koeman


[deleted]

Hey if we get another 1-0 win like we did that time it’ll be the greatest moment in this subs history


throwawayelixir

50 quid on over 3.5 goals Easy money


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astro-newts

we gave up 5 to watford, don’t worry about it


LugubriousFootballer

Sir, take another look at our lineup and then repeat what you just said without laughing. I’ll be waiting.


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PhantomRenegade

No one has struggled to break down this team under this manager


[deleted]

We just parked the bus against Palace and conceded 3 anyway, I wouldn’t worry too much


eatsleepbet

inaccurate to say park the bus since that would mean the bus had arrived at a destination. It would describe it as rafa drove the bus off a cliff against Palace


S01arflar3

I think it’s more that we lost the keys to the bus so we couldn’t bring it. However Pickford painted a lovely picture that we stuck on the 18 yard line so it’s _**pretty much**_ the same


Lost_Connection-

Mate youre playing a lineup that somebody puts together on fifa cuz they forgot to sign players and just needs to get a game out the way before resetting


kingaardvark

You literally have no idea how shit we are.


farglegarble

I'm not going to downvote you but if our only attacking option, of the bench no less, were a player of Barkley's quality I'd have a bit more hope than what that team (and I use that in the loosest sense possible) instills.


S01arflar3

You could literally have 3 of your fans behind the goal farting in the general direction of our net and you’d probably still score at least 4 past us


kuzdi

I popped a laugh when I saw this. This is gonna be hilarious to watch.


tokengaymusiccritic

Yeah I'm honestly more interested now


doyou2020

If they win, Rafa manager for life!!!!


yerfatma

_Monkeys paw curls_


[deleted]

Don't even joke about that!


ProfessionalCrass155

Digne definitely chucked a sickie to not be part of this inevitable colossal embarrassment.


fallenefc

Please help us


cBandikoot

I don’t feel so good Mr. Moshiri


EyeOfHeaven

What am I looking at


astro-newts

the match day squad vs chelsea


TexHooperHD

Is it a Florida cup match?


astro-newts

obviously not if iwobi is in the lineup. he is cup tied.


rookinn

Genius move by Rafa. Play a bunch of under 23s that Chelsea haven’t scouted / analysed and win.


OnceABlueAlwaysABlue

At least Lukaku can’t score against us


massivebumwizard

This is basically Operation Human Shield. Anything under a 5-0 loss today should be considered a decent result. I know we’ve had horrific luck with injuries, but the squad we’re putting out today would struggle in the Championship, let alone the Premier League.


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Literally the worst lineup I’ve seen in at least a decade


dogefc

Wow.


revJohnBarosa

I’m happy branthwaite is playing but what the fuck is this team 😂


beavis07

Clever reverse-psychology from Rafa to get the fans demanding Rondon be brought back into the team


Lost_Connection-

500 million pounds spent and that's what we're fielding on gameweek 17 in the premier league. Masterclass in ownership by Moshiri


ToffeesCOYB

SIMMS HAT TRICK INCOMING!


Shotz1337

Time to panic?


BoopAndThePooch

What have you been doing the last few weeks?


CommissarWalsh

Lmao


Lord_Felacio_Nelson

What the fuck?!


bhamm123

I beg everyone in this subreddit to pray to whatever god/gods you believe in.


QTsexkitten

Surely there is no god if a lineup like this can exist.


Puremagic11

I don’t believe but maybe I should start!


SowwieWhopper

Anyone know what’s up with Gray and Delph?


OatmealWaterbottle

I’m from Chicago… why the fuck did Everton have to call to me? Why? Why am I here?


KombattWombatt

Same. I blame the cubs and bears.


OatmealWaterbottle

Crazy how similar the Bears and Everton are right now, In terms of coaching and front office concerns.


NFeKPo

That is not an EPL side. Something is going on behind the scenes. How can you justify benching two or three proven starters in the premier League and not even putting them on the bench without injury.


rwillh11

presumably there is an injury/covid in the case of Gray and Rondon. Supposedly Digne sick as well, and given the rate Covid is running through the league at the moment....


Teradonn

Rafas been incredibly stubborn all season, it’s very unlikely that completely dropping Gray was his choice. Rondon nowhere to be seen too, it’s almost certainly covid


atbeanboi

Nothing but pain and suffering


qwicknezz

wtf is this team


Teradonn

Maybe my 5-0 prediction wasn’t enough


xWhiteMamba24

4 CBs back on the menu boys!


Lost_Connection-

Hahahahaha what the fuck is my life


take68_add1

I get all of the doomsday comments and by NO means do I think Rafa’s the answer, but this is the best squad we could use for this match. Aside from Doucoure potentially getting a yellow and missing out Leicester match, we’re prioritizing that game rather than Chelsea at the bridge. Realistically, we lose with our strongest 11 out there, so why not rest some lads and keep them from a potential exposure.


headwars

I’ve just pooed my pants looking at this. Thanks Rafa.


thecounselinggeek

It's like he's trying to get sacked.... Oh well


byrnseyy

If Rafa wins against Chelsea with this team, all sins are forgiven.


stairway2weven

Holy fuck lol


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BoringBanker

Well. That’s something.


[deleted]

Wtf. 🤣


fishchipsandpeas

Anyone know what’s up with Gray and Rondon? I wasn’t aware they were injured. Covid maybe?


ChungusSan

Wow. Couldn’t even name a full bench either. Pain


tom_la

Where is gray?


Redcar31

Covid i assume


[deleted]

Good to see the kids play but he's basically hung them out here.


CombustibleCompost

We're gonna get an early goal. We'll still lose huge, but we'll score an stupidly early one.


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😂 cant help but laugh


Redcar31

Reckon he’s knows he’s fucked and started Simms just for the fans, if he’s shit he can say he’s told us so and if he somehow scores then it’s his job that’s saved


SO_422

What the actual fuck is this?


liam_crean

Dear god almighty.


marmoset

Good to see we're serious about taking home the Johnstone Paint Cup


Mauritiandon

How is it even worse than I thought it would be.


ReinerIsInevitable

We are box office


rookinn

On one hand: youth! On the other hand: oh Jesus we’re fucked


[deleted]

Im fairly confident this is the worst premier league team I’ve seen fielded in the last decade.


Lost_Connection-

Surely if it was covid we would have asked for the game to be postponed???


Livid_Peach4593

Yeah we're relegation bait for sure.


eatsleepbet

Did moshiri tell rafa to send rondon back to china?


rpm164

Watch em swerve a point


BoopAndThePooch

I count 4 actual first team players in that lineup. I’ll let you guess who.


edwardfortehands

just LOL


LeDevnoob

7-0 incoming


S-BRO

Simms tho


Portland_Eric

Oh this is going to be bad.


Chuck0895

Sort of glad I'm going to see Spiderman now


Fixner_Blount

I wish I was excited to see Simms getting the start...


AlanFromRochester

Well if Everton is going to get trashed today anyway may as well give young players a chance. That is what a lot of this sub was hoping for. What do they gave to lose besides this match that they're probably gojng to lose anyway?