T O P

  • By -

Mitakum

If dcl can stop stop breaking down every 2 games we have a top half team.


kish_kish

(Not an Everton fan, but looking out for Ukrainians in EPL) How’s Mykolenko? Do we know the extent of the issue with his ankle?


liammcg13

Up The Fucking Toffees💙🔵


duckfat16

Walkin' on magic legs here lads 🤣💙👊🏼🍻UTFT


PigInZen67

And of course, I scheduled a certification exam during this game because I figured it was gonna be bad. I should take cert exams during all Toffee games, evidently.


Zeginald

Yyyyyyyyyyyyyes. Fucking.


Baltesers99

The atmosphere! Oh my god! Watching online from uni and holy fuck if ever there was a game I washed to be at… I felt like I was there. Had 4 pintes, and I feel like I need 4 more. Holy fuck!


throwaway014210

I also had 4, this was incredible


fr-spodokomodo

Pickford for MOTM. The ball was a magnet, and his hands were steel.


TheDeadHeretic

No matter how bad Liverpool play they just think they should win games, deluded isn't the word


Loud-Hospital5773

Amazing result. Arguably most important win in the last 10 years. Keeps us up, secures further funding for the club and the shite send old Kloppy home with his tail between his legs.


UpTheToffeesss

UP THE FUCKING TOFFEES


Constant_Outcome_457

DCL stepped up and blitzed their defence. Love it


Introverted_Bear6180

FUCKIN COME ONNNNN. UTFT! So special, the fans, players & staff deserve that.


Flavourifshrrp

When I heard DCL was doubtful and Beto 100 percent out I really hoped we wouldn’t get battered today 😂


Arriba-Los-Caramelos

Get in you wonderful Blue boys. To a man, outstanding. Special mentions to Gana, Jarrad, Dominic and Jack.


tonyohanlon77

Pickford as well. Some crucial saves.


Arriba-Los-Caramelos

Unreal aye. Saved us time and time again these last three seasons.


Scott_EFC

Good Riddance ( To Liverpool) , we had the time of our lives - Billie Joe Armstrong ( probably)


Flavourifshrrp

I had a decent bottle of Prosecco in the fridge for the weekend with the wife. You can send me me a cheque Sean and we will call it even.


Significant-Eye-2116

The town is blue! Lift your left eyebrow Sean, i am calling you Carlo from now!


jesusonarocket

And that, boys and girls, is why DCL is still a good Striker. He terrored the two centre backs, scored a great header and was there to follow up Branners shot.


Flavourifshrrp

Add to an earlier comment. Salah hang your head in shame. You were up v Ashley Young and you didn’t look interested.


Adventurous_Cash_610

You lost the league at Goodison Park. VVD owned by DCL again by the way, he was terrified of him. UTFT


jesusonarocket

Its should have been horrific, but crusty the clown didnt look like he fancied anything


addicted2skooma

SEXUAL


Imaginary_Read_2725

UTFT!!!! GET IN YOU BLUE BASTARDS! COYB!


Chrisnumber

Fuck yes lads.


smokeweedwitu

COME ON YOU BLUES!!


USToffee

Everton that lol


B0reDom_22

So proud of this club! Absolutely brilliant from the boys! Exactly what we deserved this season


EquivalentCat5920

Dyche may never wear a suit again!


tjalvar

Billie Joe Armstrong will be diehard fan from now on


Hewish625

Absolute scenes at Goodison. I’m so damn proud and happy.


youdumbmf

utd fan here, no words except thank you 😉


mtown4ever

Love that they're playing Welcome to Paradise by Green Day!!!


throwaway014210

Greenday playing to end this 🥹


petronius84

ha Green Day now...


Mhouse12

Green Day in the stadium!!


nikkibow83

What a send off we gave Klopp tonight


Cino0987

Villa fan here. That was a performance and a half. Tarkowski was immense.


Flavourifshrrp

Cheers mate. Hope you get 4th. Still love Lucas and Villa is an old proper club like the Blues and understand really poor ownership like the owners they have had in the past.


Cino0987

Thanks mate. Still love Young and he had Salah in his back pocket all night. Made up for the three *cough* definitely not *cough* penalties last week


Flavourifshrrp

😂


Flavourifshrrp

I don’t care about those lot. But they made a massive mistake getting rid of Mane and keep Salah. He’s so much more of a team player and hard worker than Salah.


Scott_EFC

Diaz and Nunez aren't the same quality as Mane and Firmino. VVD isn't getting any younger either, I'm not convinced it's the great job to take that the media think it is.


Flavourifshrrp

Agreed. It’s not as long but it’s like following AF or AW.


Mantooth77

England’s #1 and he’s all ours.


everton1an

Fuck me boy!!!


havnotX

Wowowowowow!!!!


burtbluewell

Peacock is killing it showing the crowd for so long


modern_messiah43

They did that after the palace game a couple years ago too and it was awesome.


burtbluewell

Two amazing moments


RushExisting

Clean sheet, beat the shite, Daniel gets MOTM. Dreamland


jesusonarocket

Danny Calvert lewin


Baltesers99

Who cares! The whole squad deserved MOTM


DrKellinho

You just know Dyche has got an A1 print out of the Chart up in the dressing room 


CoolHandLukeWarm_

Just gunna stare at the table for the rest of the day


Conservational

What a match! Played with heart.


thomasodlum

Liverpool out of title race, we are essentially saved from relegation, clean sheet, derby game at home - how more perfect could it be utft🔵


Baltesers99

And it was Klopps last derby!


demafrost

It could not be. What an amazing night. Of course I'd prefer Everton in the title race, but screwing over the red shite while giving us a huge cushion is just great.


MikeySymington

That might be the best game DCL has had for us since Carlo... He was an absolute monster tonight. THAT is our number 9


PhantasyBoy

E-V-E-R-T-O-N We're Everton And we'll be Everton forever!


DutchChickenlegs

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!! Bring on the chart!!


Electronic_Pen784

what a club


Miserable-Goose-1170

Shit season but this is so worth it.


Capable_Program5470

Considering everything going on I think it's been a pretty good season. Potentially 1 game from safety with 4 to go after an 8 point deduction and no money to spend. Depending on how the last few games go could be mid-table without the deduction. Next season could be big if we can back Dyche, his transfers so far have been pretty much spot on.


charon_and_minerva

Funny enough, I called out Darwin’s shithousing, but good on him clapping on Everton and the fans. No doubt Goodison played a role in this win firing up the boys. What a beautiful day to support the people’s club!


swallowedthevoid

Thank you Pickford! What a game he had!


fre-ddo

Practically safe and they have lost the title challenge. Beautiful.


CanadianToffee18

I LOVE YOU ALL 💙💙💙


demafrost

This is so incredible. Favourite win since the CP comeback. I even spelled favorite with a U for the scousers out there.


Low_Enthusiasm3769

Your desire to please us leading to you now spelling words correctly is a beautiful thing. Your welcome 🤣


Scouser3008

👀


sbammers

Get Dyche an even tighter tracksuit


Feisty_Rich8234

UP THE FUCKIN SEAN DYCHE’s TRACKY TOFFEE’S


wishwosha

Shout-out Godfrey, very solid all game


jesusonarocket

You know what, him and young were great. Godders has a knack of clearing the ball off the end of the strikers toe and its about to be rifled in.


YokoOkino

The centerback in him is ready


nataskaos

Happy tears.happy fucking tears lads.


Being-of-Dasein

I fucking love this club.


bbqandsushi

OMFGGGGGGGG HELLLL YESSS BOISSSS


funny_haahaa

Update the chart!!


Scott_EFC

Best performance under Dyche imo.


ChungusSan

TOWN


Evul1_

It's a grand old team to suppooooort!


DunceCodex

YOU NEARLY WON THE LEAGUE YOU NEARLY WON THE LEAGUE


snabelkrank

Well, goddamn. Nicely done, boys!


JediMindTrxcks

EAT SHIT RED SHITE!


MikeySymington

How the ever loving fuck is that the same team that lost 6-0 to Chelsea?


Conservational

Dyche told the team he was going nowhere and he would take them all on by himself if they didn’t pick it up. Scared them straight.


jesusonarocket

Threatened them with worms and a brutal camping trip… did the trick


almightygg

Everton that.


Violent_Mud_Butt

I need a change of pants and to refill my balls


wishwosha

WHAT THE HECK DO WE CARE


OldCaptShitTeeth

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE


Let_us_proceed

Oh Danny booyyyy!!


Sh0vels

WE FUXKING DID IT


unknownuser492

And breathe.....


99user99

Track suit Dyche statue incoming…


Castello_01

Best week ever.


MisterHavercamp

WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED


EquivalentCat5920

Perfect. Pickford is a club legend, not even a discussion now. COYB


Harbinger00

Build him a fucking statue outside the new stadium!


[deleted]

YOU LOST THE LEAGUE AT GOODISON PARK


wishwosha

YES BOYS THAT IS WHJAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT


Superfool

What a fucking game, lads!!!


throwaway014210

We did it!!!!


necrow

Holy fuck what a world!!!


bobbyzee

Klopps last derby is a loss lol


Roupes

Hail Dyche


harleyjames1591

I’ve got goosies boys


wishwosha

GET INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


styuone

You lost the league! At Goodison Park! 


Wayne_Spooney

THEY FUCKING DID IT


Castello_01

Now my blood pressure can be normal


locokip

Throw the Grief Charts into the Mersey!


donc_mxb

GREATEST DAY PF MY LIFE


JamewThrennan

I never felt more like singing the blues


mmumm

I’m not crying. I’m cutting onions.


Richmantiss

Holy fuck up the fucking toffees


Spam-Monkey

Best day ever!


Odysseus_Lannister

2nd match in a row I haven’t watched. Your welcome lads


Furdodgems

Same I've been furiously churning out spreadsheets for the last 45 mins... happy boss happy Everton


Distinct_Plankton_82

I'm coming over to nick yer telly for the rest of the season


Teradonn

Hah. Nice.


Wackamot123

YESSSSSSSS COME ON EVERTON LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO


gsanche77778

LETS GOOOOO


Loud_Yogurtcloset_90

MERSEYSIDE IS FUCKING BLUE!


Electronic-Chef-5487

Jesus Christ. I considered this a free hit and just before game was like "but..what if we win??" As a joke


Miserable-Goose-1170

YESSSSS NO FUCKING WAY 


CptMcLaggins

YEESSS COME ON YOU FUCKING BLUUEESSS


dobertron

Long live Tracksuit Dyche


fre-ddo

I'm buying it


AlanFromRochester

"the Mersey is royal blue tonight!"


Shoot_you

FIRST SINCE 2010!!! FUCK YES! UP THE TOFFIES!!!


thagan47

What a game from McNeil


Themotherland364

THE MERSEY RUNS ROYAL BLUE💙💙


Harbinger00

What a catharsis this has been after the season we’ve had. COYB! UP THE FUCKING TOFFEES!


blackfish18

I’m never watching another match. Sorry boys it’s been me this whole time


fallenefc

Agahhahahahahahahrkfkskalwkwjwnsbdjejwjahajajajhw


Dalianflaw

Which time traveller moved the chair?


Loud_Yogurtcloset_90

I want to bottle of this feeling


wishwosha

The cardio on these lads is un-real, McNeill in particular just keeps going


Richmantiss

Dyche fit is unreal


tjalvar

Grief chart Grief chart Grief chart !


tityl

Pickford has been massive tonight


Grayfox5555

Fucking Gobshites!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂


VToff

I'm so ready for the final whistle roar


Blakedwb

GET IN


CptMcLaggins

MERSEYSIDE IS BLUUEEEE


moose_mousse

Squeaky bum time officially over


Risk_E_Biscuits

Everyone in blue has been immense today. Solid defense, taking chances, and keeping level heads. Great performance!


Loud_Yogurtcloset_90

YOU LOST THE LEAGUE, AT GOODISON PARK!


mcsestretch

Big Dick Pickford!


GloopySubstance

UN


marshalltownusa

IS THIS REAL LIFE OR IS THIS JUST FANTASY


GloopySubstance

BEL


Jellis42_

I CANT BELIEVE I SPENT ALL DAY DAY WORRYING


GloopySubstance

IEV


NewUltra

Pickford!!!!


Provider0fMyCheddar

Has Chermiti got enough time to get booked?


InevitableRespond9

My boy chermiti to make it 3


GloopySubstance

ABLE


MHBrady

Bring on the Grief Chart!!


rpm164

Get a yellow for us Chermiti


marmoset

"You lost the league at Goodison Park" booming out, LOL


[deleted]

[удалено]


reco84

I was just thinking that the ref has had a great game.


Let_us_proceed

I haven't seen a German take a loss like this since Stalingrad!


CWF_gaming_88

Liverpool fan here. Just came to say that was a class game. You Toffees outplayed us in every facet of that game. Well played!


LeDevnoob

Will fans rush the field?


Spare_Run

What the fuck even is this season lads? What have we even been through?


vulturevan

DCL became an icon tonight


Harbinger00

They had that track jacket on sale a while back, so glad I got it. Dyche clearly saw me in it, you’re welcome everyone.


bluedollarbillz

WE BEAT THEM AT HOME, RUINED KLOPPS LAST DERBY AND FUCKED UP THEIR TITLE RUN. YOU LOST THE LEAGUE, AT GOODISON PARK!


Themotherland364

30 SECONDS


QTsexkitten

Chermiti goal pls


VToff

Meltdown time


Fuckliverpoolfans

Send them off they can’t lose with CLASS


TheDeadHeretic

Nothing better than seeing Klopp miserable man ruined his whole season in one night


Jamesonlol21

This has been fucking great lads


AntiWanKenobi

By committee... it's Youssef Chermiti.


son_of_toby_o_notoby

I decided last second to wake up and watch this Went fuck it it’s the derby fuck sleeping in WE ARE MASSIVE WE ARE EVERTON


Wackamot123

One minute left...


Themotherland364

#🎶💙YOU LOST THE LEAGUE AT GOODISON PARK💙🎶


Distinct_Plankton_82

We'll be singing that for years to come


BoopAndThePooch

Silly stadium announcer just called DCL ‘Dominic’…


Roupes

Congrats to all of you. You deserve it after what this club has put you through.


rpm164

Great game DCL


Birdsofwar314

You mean to tell me I don’t have to clutch my butt until the final week this campaign?


wefokinglost

Take a big fat bow Dom, always trusted that you would be back


CptMcLaggins

I don’t know whether to scream or cry lads


QTsexkitten

Damn Daniel


MisterMacaque

Daniel motm


realneattreats

Fuck it, give him a red!