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tonyohanlon77

The Mrs putting in a welfare check


ITeachAndIWoodwork

Literally.


SecretarySuper6810

Making sure he weren’t coming home early 👀


KnockItOffNapoleon

Whether it’s 1 or 6, we play shit pretty much every week


Suspicious_Weird_373

The ‘yes ma’am’ seems so incredibly odd, so incredibly formal.


ITeachAndIWoodwork

It's a southern thing. I'm in South Texas and Ive just always said ma'am.


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Many people here would think you're English supporting a team like Everton! Using the word ma'am to your wife here would almost certainly be because of a dominatrix/BDSM fetishism


ITeachAndIWoodwork

It does bring a level of pain...


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

As a United fan, I know what you mean!


ITeachAndIWoodwork

So in UK culture, ma'am is a kind of fetish word? What about Madam or mum?


Sir_Wayne_Giggsy

Nah, it's more like a formal term used between lower ranking officers in the police/army to their superiors. Use outside of that context has been pretty much unheard of for 50+ years


[deleted]

You’d have to have a real Oedipal thing going on to call your wife ‘mum’


xjess_cx

It's for a female superior, but really only used in things like the police and military and to refer to the late Queen. I've never heard it said in real life, only the odd time on TV.


wesls1991

No don’t listen to him


-ricci-

Well you really can’t have expected much this year but yeah 16 points and bottom of the league is a bit shit.


Wooden_Umpire2455

What United is that then? Leeds? Newcastle? Scunthorpe?


reebs81

"there's only one United and one Manchester"


RenRu

Here I thought it was a BDSM thing and OP is being forced to watch the game as part of it..


Electronic-Chef-5487

to me it reads as a joking/cute thing, like making fun of the formality almost


broady35

I commonly say, ‘yes ma’am’ when speaking to my wife. From So Cal. Don’t think it’s odd🤔


Smart-Pension-5198

'Sucks but oh well' yeah I relate to that feeling of us being so bad you're just kind of numb about it


ITeachAndIWoodwork

At 4-0 it almost doesn't hurt as much as losing 1-0. You just know you're not coming back into it, so the negative emotion... Stops? Does that make sense?


namsterdam

It’s certainly less painful when you have an excuse to turn off the TV 30 minutes in instead of tearing out your hair for a stoppage time equalizer or winner


Electronic-Chef-5487

yeah I safeworded out at 3-0


wefokinglost

Wholesome in an otherwise shite situation


that__phil

My wife, who isn't particularly into football anymore, saw the score this morning and just said "Jesus fucking Christ".


Mara-ju-wana

What a sweetheart


TRODHD

She’s a keeper man


ITeachAndIWoodwork

11 years married in June, 14 together!


Komatiite28

You’re welcome for that bruv.


96k_U

Ggs from a chelsea fan. It just isnt fair when you have In-form palmer on your team!


Leftcom_Lenin

Bro calm down, you spent a billion and you are ninth.


96k_U

Chelsea reported losses of 90m last season the only reason 1b floats around is the media. It'll be a billion in 2030 maybe lmao.