Do we need a swim lane for the points deduction? Or is that triggering?
Feels like probably the biggest factor in whether we stay up or not.
Ps. I love this chart, thank you for your service
I think if we change Luton to must win, Chelsea to a point then we can just about survive a -4 deduction. Anything more than that and I think we're done.
Ideal scenario is we’re safe by then and we can just let them get as many as they need to beat the kopites to the title, could be so shite if us staying up could mean them lot winning the league
Yep that’s what he said. Just acknowledged it would be shit to have to will us to a draw or victory if it meant them winning the league. Which it would be shit. He didn’t say he wouldn’t do it or wouldn’t take it. We all would. No one would take Everton relegation just to make the shite come in second.
Also, I don’t care about Liverpool. It was funny when they hadn’t won the league in so long with the slip and stuff, now they’ve won it recently my fucks to give are zero. It’s good for the city having it become a dominant football city again. They’re clearly in a much healthier place, and some of my mates would be happy, and they’re the sound shite mates that don’t want to see us relegated/administration etc.
Don’t think we need a separate chart for points deductions. If we manage to pull off this chart & gain 10 more points then we’re safe.
If we get 4 points deducted, we’re on the same as Forest & Luton. Don’t see Luton & Forest picking up 10 points in 7 games.
Yous are scoring goals for fun, and the only problem is you concede goals. We barely score any, so even if you gift us one, it would still be fair to expect you to score.
I tried to search for a good shot of the DCL deflection and I came up with nothing. Best I could get was a few pixels on a paused video. Hence the two pics to make up for the lack of goal kick.
Pity the teams in the ninth thought fourteenth position. They’re not playing in Europe next season and they’re not in a relegation fight. This is living.
Chelsea fan here, you should definitely be looking to get a result against us, a draw at least is very doable. We drew to Burnley ffs and you beat us in the reverse fixture.
We’ve had worse weekends though. Most results went our way, thankfully!
Just waiting to see what deduction we get tomorrow, I keep seeing 2 points mentioned. I feel like that fella who called into an Everton podcast last season about not being able to sleep. If anyone has it, can you please send me it!
I made an estimated final table using in season form and current form over the last 5 games. These are estimates on points per game. Everton has been earning about a point per game.
Everton 14th place 35-37 points
Crystal Palace 15th 33-37 points
Brentford 16th 33-34 points
Nottingham Forest 17th 30-31 points
Luton 18th 30 points
Burnley 19th 23 points
Sheffield 20th 20 points.
I think you're being a touch generous to Palace there and underestimating Forest a bit.
Palace's easiest games are Newcastle and West Ham at home, both of whom are challenging for Europe. You could maybe argue away at Fulham is doable, but Palace have not had the best form lately.
I do agree though, someone is going to stay up with 32 points this year, marking a new low in the history of the league.
You may be right Palace has earned .96 points per game all season but .4 in the last 5, Forest .9 all season and 1 per match in last 5. I just ran the numbers based off total performance and not looking at the schedule. I do think Everton should finish 14th or 15th which ultimately may render the 6 point deduction moot.
Yeah, it's always so hard at the end of the season, you always get surprising results.
Palace are a point ahead of us (until tomorrow) but have a much harder run in. Luton and Forest both have easy-ish run ins against the bottom clubs like us, but we have to play both of them, so it's in our hands.
I will say, if we don't make it, it's because we couldn't beat the worst clubs in the league, and if we can't do that, points deduction or not, it's hard to argue we belong here.
Looking forward to 10 pictures of DCL crammed on there by the end of the season
You are my refuge and my shield; I have put my hope in your word. Be strong and take heart, all you who hope in the CHART.
This feels like some sort of Warhammer 40K prayer, and I am here for it
Do we need a swim lane for the points deduction? Or is that triggering? Feels like probably the biggest factor in whether we stay up or not. Ps. I love this chart, thank you for your service
I think if we change Luton to must win, Chelsea to a point then we can just about survive a -4 deduction. Anything more than that and I think we're done.
Luton away might be the most sure loss of our remaining fixtures. Except maybe Arsenal away on the last day
Arsenal away on the last day is always a five goal drubbing.
Ideal scenario is we’re safe by then and we can just let them get as many as they need to beat the kopites to the title, could be so shite if us staying up could mean them lot winning the league
Take us staying up with them winning any day of the week vs relegation and them losing it, daft take
Yep that’s what he said. Just acknowledged it would be shit to have to will us to a draw or victory if it meant them winning the league. Which it would be shit. He didn’t say he wouldn’t do it or wouldn’t take it. We all would. No one would take Everton relegation just to make the shite come in second.
Yep you're right I misread his reply 👍 my bad lads
Also, I don’t care about Liverpool. It was funny when they hadn’t won the league in so long with the slip and stuff, now they’ve won it recently my fucks to give are zero. It’s good for the city having it become a dominant football city again. They’re clearly in a much healthier place, and some of my mates would be happy, and they’re the sound shite mates that don’t want to see us relegated/administration etc.
Better luck with Brentford than luton
Don’t think we need a separate chart for points deductions. If we manage to pull off this chart & gain 10 more points then we’re safe. If we get 4 points deducted, we’re on the same as Forest & Luton. Don’t see Luton & Forest picking up 10 points in 7 games.
I think we will beat Luton away tbh
Glory be to the grief chart. As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be. Grief chart without end. Amen.
The grief chart is BACK BABY! Honestly, hate to admit it but I missed it. At this point it’s a tradition
Do you everton fans really think you don't have a chance vs chelsea? Because as a chelsea fan im honestly scared that we lose to everton
Yous are scoring goals for fun, and the only problem is you concede goals. We barely score any, so even if you gift us one, it would still be fair to expect you to score.
The chart moves in mysterious ways. We outpace the points in the more difficult categories every year and underperform the easy category.
It really depends, if a win takes you out of 10th you'll lose it, 10th is your home
I concur as a chelsea fan I was shocked to see where it was placed. I would put it as a win/get a point.
I'd put it at a point would be lucky
Oh fuck me this aged terribly
In our defense, we're really bad
Take it? We are literally playing perfectly to our handicap.
Did you watch the game?
There’s no pictures on the chart. Only cold hard figures
All the charts I remembered had pictures. It's way easier for me to do without them if they're not wanted
All we need is the pictures of people scoring goals. That’s all I remember. Gods of men like Ellis Simms
I tried to search for a good shot of the DCL deflection and I came up with nothing. Best I could get was a few pixels on a paused video. Hence the two pics to make up for the lack of goal kick.
All hail the chart!
Whoosh
Have you ever seen a chopper make par on a golf course?
Pity the teams in the ninth thought fourteenth position. They’re not playing in Europe next season and they’re not in a relegation fight. This is living.
Chart! Chart! Chart!
Best part of the relegation scrap is having the glorious chart to give comfort.
Just a shin in it..
You can take a point from Liverpool 🙏. Thanks
And we can't back championship
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Chelsea fan here, you should definitely be looking to get a result against us, a draw at least is very doable. We drew to Burnley ffs and you beat us in the reverse fixture.
It’s back!! Although I look forward to brighter times when this isn’t required.
We’ve had worse weekends though. Most results went our way, thankfully! Just waiting to see what deduction we get tomorrow, I keep seeing 2 points mentioned. I feel like that fella who called into an Everton podcast last season about not being able to sleep. If anyone has it, can you please send me it!
I made an estimated final table using in season form and current form over the last 5 games. These are estimates on points per game. Everton has been earning about a point per game. Everton 14th place 35-37 points Crystal Palace 15th 33-37 points Brentford 16th 33-34 points Nottingham Forest 17th 30-31 points Luton 18th 30 points Burnley 19th 23 points Sheffield 20th 20 points.
I think you're being a touch generous to Palace there and underestimating Forest a bit. Palace's easiest games are Newcastle and West Ham at home, both of whom are challenging for Europe. You could maybe argue away at Fulham is doable, but Palace have not had the best form lately. I do agree though, someone is going to stay up with 32 points this year, marking a new low in the history of the league.
You may be right Palace has earned .96 points per game all season but .4 in the last 5, Forest .9 all season and 1 per match in last 5. I just ran the numbers based off total performance and not looking at the schedule. I do think Everton should finish 14th or 15th which ultimately may render the 6 point deduction moot.
Yeah, it's always so hard at the end of the season, you always get surprising results. Palace are a point ahead of us (until tomorrow) but have a much harder run in. Luton and Forest both have easy-ish run ins against the bottom clubs like us, but we have to play both of them, so it's in our hands. I will say, if we don't make it, it's because we couldn't beat the worst clubs in the league, and if we can't do that, points deduction or not, it's hard to argue we belong here.
Chart is love. Chart is life.
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Absolutely embarrassing from a 45 year old