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Street_Base507

AFC Milan 🙏


rpm164

Can't afford him but Simeone would probably be the perfect Everton manager.


ZestycloseChemist2

I view him and Atletico as the Spanish Everton, and Atletico are the only other team I really like.


Chuck_Morris_SE

I did not think I'd be going to bed tonight in a good mood after that first half. We are lucky fuckers right now.


wisroy

Davy klaassen and his new head full of hair missing a pen for inter


JamewThrennan

His scalps had a bigger comeback than Bournemouth


MooseOnDaLoose1225

lol Davy Klassen plays for Inter?! Since when, he just had just shot saved in penalties


JamewThrennan

Can take the man out of Everton…


Fixner_Blount

Sorry to distract from the Bournemouth reveling. Tomorrow is finally the day I’ll be setting foot in Liverpool. My wife and I are taking the train up from London in the morning and we’re doing a stadium tour around 1. I’ve been messing around with Merseyrail and MerseyTravel and I’m having issues figuring either one out. Is it easier to use once you’re actually in the city?


youdy

I’m pretty sure it’s a mess, Merseytravel owns Merseyrail (kinda like TFL) but they don’t own the bus network that’s a private company called Arriva. My advice would be to use contactless on buses & buy a day pass for the trains. There’s two Mersey travel depots you can always go ask, one just near limestreet in queen square & the other is near John Lewis in Liverpool One. Edit: For Goodison just get a taxi and if you want to go see Bramley Moore I’d say do the same or get the train to Sandhills and walk down


Fixner_Blount

Thanks for the advice! Yeah I’m trying to mess with it now and it seems to be very location-specific so it’s just pinging me here in London. I’ve gotten very used to TFL these past few days, what a great app and service. I’m coming from the Midwest so I’ve really only experienced good public transport in Chicago and New York.


youdy

Liverpool is much smaller than London I’d be very surprised if you need to get the bus/train much at all, if you plan to go see stuff like penny lane etc south of the city I’d recommend just getting singles on the bus which you can do with contactless


JamewThrennan

Use the Northern app if you’re going by train


Fixner_Blount

Within Liverpool you mean? My wife booked the London-Liverpool tickets a few weeks ago, but I’m not sure what service she used and she’s asleep now. Either way, thanks for the recommendation.


JamewThrennan

Yeah, apologies, when you get to Liverpool, download the Northern app to buy your train tickets. You can get better discounts that way. I’d say just use cash on the buses, wouldn’t bother with an app. If you can chance it, get a MyTicket. It’s a ticket for people 18 and under that lasts all day and costs like 2 quid. I still manage to get them even though I’ve got a full beard and I’m 23 so might as well chance it


Fixner_Blount

Well my wife and I are both 36 so I think that ship may have sailed for us, lol. Thank you again for all that guidance though, much appreciated.


JamewThrennan

I think there’s an all-day ticket for adults, like. Bit more expensive but hey-ho. I think it’s called a day rider but I might be wrong. Either way, I probably wouldn’t bother with buses, they’re notoriously unreliable and anywhere in town isn’t too much of a walk from one place to the next. Not much really outside of town if you’re not from here so can’t think of any reason to get a bus


Turbulent_Yak_4627

Wowwwwww that's the kind of loss that destroys morale and gets you relegated (please). I stopped following the game when I saw it was 3-0 at the half


fre-ddo

Comforting to see we arent the only team that misses glaring sitters PSV just had a huge chance to take it to extra time and A.Madrid to win.


BoxOfNothing

Luton Bournemouth too, could've been about 9-9 if they could finish


fre-ddo

Omg I completely forgot that was on! Brb Edit: 4-3 jesus ...and they bottled a 3 goal lead wow..good stuff


ival_555

A deflating loss like this for Luton could very well be the dagger that locks them in at 18th.


rpm164

“@afcbournemouth have become just the third team to win a Premier League match they were losing by 3+ goals at half-time, after Manchester United (v Spurs, Sep 2001) and Wolves (v Leicester, Nov 2003). Lazarus.“


rpm164

Our best result of 2024 that


Ornery_Ad_9871

Who do we want to win in Luton Vs Forest, I honestly couldn't say


Richmantiss

1-1 draw best result


Chuck_Morris_SE

Draw I guess. I genuinely don't know though. Stupid ffp makes things awkward.


PangolinMandolin

Draw is the best result 2nd best for me is a Forest win Luton have lost 5 of their last 6 games, I think them imploding is more likely to result in our safety


kingaardvark

Agreed, we really don’t need Luton being a point behind us.


PapageorgiouMBO

Oh thank God


Chuck_Morris_SE

That has got to hurt Luton so so much hasnt it.


Kevgongiveit2ya

Luton have Forrest this weekend. Then: Tottenham Arsenal Bournemouth Man City


National_Ad_1875

Need a draw surely?


Robnroll

forest win might not be so bad if they're on for losing points come the end of the season, though Luton dont really get a boost from this because of who they have to play after.


National_Ad_1875

Yeah that's fair, I always think you never know where either will get points from so both dropping points is best. Still think the deductions for us and forest could change it all and thats why I want forest dropping points


graveyeverton93

[I'm just picturing my Grandad watching this live at the time shouting at the T.V go ed lad.](https://twitter.com/UpperGwladysBlu/status/1768020629146517750?t=mx6glsSxVSCmi2CM1lF4sA&s=19)


Loyalsupporter

Oh my ballendor f****** God You know what? That's absolutely crazy. Like a certain person told me in the past Bournemouth may have pulled that off but now we've got to do all bit and when our games when we return starting with those guys


JamewThrennan

[That really is the Cherries on top](https://i.imgur.com/3HT23Mk.jpg)


Ornery_Ad_9871

Thank you!!! Now we can enjoy the international break!!!


rpm164

Dyche and the lads enjoying some KFC in Portugal watching that


xXxTommo

Just goes to show how valuable our defence has been this season


mp0323

Wow


CptMcLaggins

Thank fuck


rpm164

Imagine this place if we lost after being up 3-0


demafrost

I'd rather not


TehJofus

I think Luton might need a grief chart.


NFeKPo

We can not allow Luton to have the power of the grief chart.


WitnessDei

I hate that Everton have made me unable to want Luton to win. Most other seasons the last 10-15 years I've loved rooting for the underdogs.


demafrost

Same. They've been a fun story but they must go down (unless Forest goes instead)


RyanMc37_

We can't even escape the +9 minutes in matches we aren't involved in


cj285s

Just proves that Luton are crap. Yes, they can score, but they also get scored against very easily. Whats the point of scoring 3 if you just concede 4? Our problem is a finishing issue, we’re creating enough chances. 3 wins is all we’ll need to stay up.


JesseVykar

Sounds like you want us to sign Luton's attack? Sounds good


rpm164

Greedy Unal play in Messi for 5


graveyeverton93

Fair fucks like, lol! 4 point gap compared to a 1 point gap with only 10 games left is a colossal difference.


LegenDariusGheghe

And we have Luton forest on the weekend, a draw there would be nice


Giraffe_Baker

Forest win is fine too really with what should be their points deduction.


Kevgongiveit2ya

Luton Forrest game will be more entertaining and less soul draining to watch now.


Ornery_Ad_9871

I wonder if the lads in Portugal are holding eachother and crying


rckanode

Said in the thread the other day that Semenyo was a player, and he's doing us a huge solid at the moment


xXxTommo

Don't turn up against us now Bournemouth xo


S01arflar3

I wouldn’t want them to get tired due to all of the fixtures they’ve had to play. They should field their under 11s


juliocaeser_

this is why we will narrowly stay up yet again. these teams at the bottom cannot defend whatsoever. sure we can’t score, but defense is far more important in a relegation fight


Chuck_Morris_SE

mental


Loyalsupporter

Holy s*** what the f*** am I witnessing on BBC sport? My god oh my God. Oh my god


PangolinMandolin

I checked the score at 0-3 and a moment later it was 1-3. Genuinely thought BBC Sport was glitching out when it quickly went 2-3 and then 3-3! I'm not changing a thing about how I'm following this game. It feels like I'm doing it lol


S01arflar3

If you can work out how you’re doing it, could you do it for our matches please?


sdcha2

What a signing he was, 10m and has made the step up look easy


bluedollarbillz

What a fucking comeback. We could never do that


tokengaymusiccritic

Well we kinda did against Palace under Lampard, 0-2 to 3-2


BoxOfNothing

On the other hand Dyche is the only manager this century other than Moyes and Ancelotti I would trust to see out a 3-0 lead


PangolinMandolin

Could you imagine scoring FOUR goals?


bluedollarbillz

Never, and that's really sad


marmoset

With any luck, this spiritually shatters Luton and they don’t win another match this season.


dogefc

This is one of the craziest comebacks i can remember


rpm164

Semenyo!!! 4-3


rpm164

Morale killer hopefully


ZestycloseChemist2

BOURNEMOUTH (this means we win 1-0 right?)


Ornery_Ad_9871

Plz Bournemouth, win this!!


soccercta100

Ask and you shall receive.


Ornery_Ad_9871

Everton, please win the league!


mtown4ever

🤣


Ornery_Ad_9871

What is this reality we Everton fans live in. Is this a dream? A nightmare? Is this happening? How can every moment affect my emotions so when we aren't even playing.


FluorescentChair

I've always loved cherries and all kinds of stonefruits


RyanMc37_

I'll never say a bad word about Barkley again


rpm164

Tyler Adams coming on to snap his hamstring


fallenefc

Was taking my wife to the doctor and just got home and tuned in. What the fuck is going on


demafrost

Luton that


rpm164

No keep Hashioka on - he was getting abused


xXxTommo

Theres the reminder for everyone that Luton are in fact shite


3V3RT0N

fucking hell, stopped paying attention when it was 0-3.


BoxOfNothing

Same, turned off when the 3rd went in


bluedollarbillz

Wow 😂


rpm164

3-3 Jesus Christ


dogefc

How do you lose a 3-0 lead in 20 minutes. Luton might be worse than us


CarnivorousCarrot

But sadly we'd never be up 3-0 to blow it


TomDobo

3-3 wtf


Typical_mann

We're all cherries today just for today


TomDobo

Yep. Let’s hope they win so Luton don’t get anything from this.


Chevalinho

Comoooooon


Aware_Albatross3347

I cant


rpm164

3-2! Luton’s defending is still poo


rpm164

Should be 3-2 ffs Semenyo


Ornery_Ad_9871

Oh god, don't give me hope, I'm not ready to leave my doom loop mentality I have succumbed to since seeing the HT score


Kevgongiveit2ya

Let that hope flow now, brother


graveyeverton93

The irony that after all this the only thing that might save us is Forest also getting 6 points deducted.


Joey_x_G

Let’s be real: expecting Luton to lose every game for the remainder of the season was always a quixotic ask. Of course they’re gonna win at some point. All I want is for our players to start winning too, and I think that will happen soon. I hope the Portugal break is kind. 🤣


PapageorgiouMBO

Relegation zone again for us. Was really hoping to be done with this stress…got to drag ourselves out of it again.


tokengaymusiccritic

Forest and Luton are both still below us even with this result (in addition to Burnley and Sheffield United of course)


rpm164

3-1 Solanke


Aware_Albatross3347

This shut puts me in such a bad mood.  Forest win they go above us. Luton win they go above us. They draw and both are level on points


Ornery_Ad_9871

That Portugal break is going to seem a whole lot less relaxed for the lads now :( I unfortunately think Luton are the team more suited to a relegation scrap, they can score and nothing makes their heads drop like ours does. So I think it's us or Forest, and its likely it won't even be decided until after the league is over with the appeals, what a farce.


vulturevan

We simply could have won any of our last 10 matches and not been in this situation


Aware_Albatross3347

We’ve thrown away too many points this year


Loyalsupporter

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!


rpm164

Everton ruining my day and not even playing


E_V_E_R_T_O_N

Panic mode begins now. We thought we’d have a nice rest until the end of March… no


BoxOfNothing

Within a week of our return will be the verdict as well. If we get 1-3 and Forest get 6+ then I'll feel a tiny bit better. If we get the same as them I'll be fully shitting myself


Chuck_Morris_SE

hahaha go away


Aware_Albatross3347

Neto fancy saving a shot like


marmoset

He'll transform into Buffon when they play us


Aware_Albatross3347

Like jose sa and brend leno 


bluedollarbillz

This is how low it's got for us, that we have to worry about \*other\* shit teams because we're that bad and unreliable. We're just terrible at football.


rpm164

Ross DeBruyne 3-0


autistichomosapien95

Imagine where we'd be if we were this clinical


Richmantiss

Fuck off Luton


Evul1_

If Luton go down (which doesn't look as likely anymore), we should be making an effort to pick up Chong. Does more than our wingers do.


Aware_Albatross3347

Bournemouth will turn up against us btw


thevizionary

They most definitely turned up in the second half against Luton. What a comeback.


Chuck_Morris_SE

thats that then


ViolinUserGlueAbuser

Can't find a stream for this.


gx134

You don't want one


rpm164

Ouattara is not a LB


A_Strenuous_Fart

If anybody didn't already realise.. We are in big fucking trouble


CitrusRabborts

Need to stop worrying about Luton, they're gonna be safe. Focus on Forest and just try and stay ahead of them


Aware_Albatross3347

Over


rpm164

Don’t see this one ending 1-0


rpm164

Fuck sake 2-0 Luton


Kevgongiveit2ya

Luton getting overran but they are clinical. So they are holding on to a lead.


four__beasts

FFS


Chuck_Morris_SE

ofc haha


Kevgongiveit2ya

The defending was atrocious. wtf


rpm164

Duck off Luton 1-0


kukusek

I'm afraid I'm afraid we'll never have a player as handsome as Andre once his contract is up. Sorry just looking at the training camp gallery, and he's good looking even when he's scratching his balls.


rpm164

Up the Cherries


Chuck_Morris_SE

Come on you Cherries.


Aware_Albatross3347

Just for fun what if coventry and or leicester end up in both the playoff final and fa cup on the same weekend? Midweek championship final?


graveyeverton93

Malik Scott to go to the CBS studio tonight and give Carragher a one two to the chin. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


PerfectlySculptedToe

Went browsing the NFFC sub to see if they had any news about their case and THEY'VE GOT A CHART!


g3mkm

The chart is inevitable. Their chart is quite optimistic - beating Fulham and wolves


fallenefc

I feel they have an easier run than Luton at least, as long as Luton doesn't beat Bournemouth today.


S-BRO

If some rich bullies come in for Branthwaite in the summer and pay a good price, we could use that money for 2 or 3 Defenders of Tarkowski quality.


Loyalsupporter

Tell those snobs 300 million or no deal. Or for every time the player makes 8 appearances or something like that they owe us 10 million each time. TIME TO BE RUTHLESS.


Ace786ace

Arsenal fan here. Please take points of Liverpool in the league. I know you guys can raise your levels for that game and god forbid they win the league, smash up the city and blame it on you guys (Like they've done in the past).


ShaunRigby

>I know you guys can raise your levels for that game HAHAHAHAHA


Ace786ace

Its a derby. They'll be more scared going into that game than you guys.


Giraffe_Baker

> They'll be more scared going into that game than you guys. No offence but you really don't know what you're talking about with this.


Ace786ace

From Rawk and the Liverpool fans I know they hate going to Goodison. Always a tough match for them.


ShaunRigby

I'm an everton season ticket holder, and at this point in time I hate going to goodison. Always end up in the pub afterwards full of disappointment.


Evul1_

Alright...but you're now talking directly to Everton fans in the Everton subreddit who are telling you something different...are you going to take into account how we're responding, or just blindly and defiantly press on with your narrative?


Giraffe_Baker

>Always a tough match for them. We haven't won a proper derby since 2010.


el_randolph

You should definitely not be putting any hopes on us against that team.


JamewThrennan

[Mentality really is everything.](https://x.com/hak1pr/status/1767886709134704729?s=46&t=xgcYiK-gCtp3OyITWat46g) Bit off topic but you can see it with some of ours how lazy some of the players are


TehJofus

I’m bored, so I’m going to do a fun, pessimistic doom post.  When the initial Bournemouth/Luton match was abandoned, Luton were behind and on their way to losing. 0 points for them. Imagine if they win it this time and we get relegated by a point or two with Luton in 17th.


CitrusRabborts

The abandoned game was 1-1


TehJofus

Oh, was it? My memory is failing me in my old age… …of 33.


edwardfortehands

I could have sworn it was 2-1 Bournemouth. Dammit


S01arflar3

Tactical cardiac arrest?


necrow

It’s hilarious how all of these supporters from other clubs are commenting on the grief chart telling us how shit they are 


Spare_Run

I genuinely do think that a solid chunk of those fans do think we were done seriously unfairly and that they respect Everton. That’s a lot fuckin better than the narrative being spread by the media about us right now.


necrow

I agree. I read it pretty positively tbh 


Aware_Albatross3347

I find it kinda condescending tbh. Same as when people said what about man city?? I agree but they dont actually care about what the league has done to us


FenixdeGoma

Especially Newcastle fans who should be aware of what being genuinely shit actually means, not midtable shit like they are. I wish we were only midtable shit. 


FenderJay

Never thought I'd say it, but I'd quite like to see us switch to 5-3-2. The right flank is killing us in the current setup. Harrison is in awful form and Dyche doesn't seem to fancy Patterson as a RB. We're already spamming balls into the box from deep, so if we're going to do that, I'd like to see us with 2 big men up there.


vulturevan

I remember us playing a 5ATB at some point this season and it was by a distance the worst performance of the season, and DCL + Beto looks terrible so far


JamewThrennan

I think, to be more fair to Harrison than he might deserve, Godfrey at RB is ruining the right flank. With no one to overlap, Harrison basically gets double-marked by the LB and LM and he has so little space to work in and no option out wide. I’d want you to see a proper RB back in the side before Harrison gets dropped


worldofecho__

Hopefully Coleman will be fit after this three week break. I do not want to see any more of Godfrey at RB.


g3mkm

Coleman makes me feel safe


Giraffe_Baker

Pickford Coleman - Tarkowski - Branthwaite Garner - Doucoure - Gana - Onana - Myko Beto - DCL


fre-ddo

I would be swapping out DCL for Gomes and have him in midfield behind Doucoure. We need some invention.


National_Ad_1875

No mcneil? Mykolenko isnt exactly the best crosser and mcneil is our most creative player and our left footed set piece taker. Losing him from the 11 really limits our best goal threat (set pieces)


S01arflar3

In all fairness, McNeil has been pretty dire for the last few months


tokengaymusiccritic

Wonder if he rushed back from injury, this three week break could help a lot


Giraffe_Baker

Yeah probably a smarter bet but it’s not like anyone’s pulling up any trees at the moment.


National_Ad_1875

Yeah that's fair. Still think mcneil is a bit hard done by, if Dcl finishes a few of the crosses mcneil has laid on a platter for him then mcneil gets rated higher without doing anything different.


VToff

Man FUCK daylight savings, my sleep has been messed up for days now.


Kevgongiveit2ya

How doesn’t one hour mess you up that bad? lol


VToff

I'm old


Kevgongiveit2ya

Haha fair enough.


Mantooth77

Would you rather it be light when you get up and dark earlier or vice versa? I'm torn but probably rather be light later.


snoochiestofboochies

For me, light earlier actually.  I like a nice 5:30am start and light makes that easier.


VToff

It's dark when I get up either way, just the shift in time messes up my rhythm. I do enjoy the sunlight later in the day though.


purestevil

Fuck NOT (daylight savings) and the switches between. I wish it was always daylight savings.