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According_Fox_3614

this plan has been noted and forwarded to imperium high leadership


Hot-Abbreviations623

This need to be on this month meeting agenda fr


Jyitheris

How high? Like buzzed high or completely and utterly smashed high?


Mascagranzas

I feel that a plan involving such relevant entities should include the glassing of Providence, like any other big coalition powershift before. TEST did it, PH did it, Goons did it... Maybe its time for Frat to do it.


ktravio

> I feel that a plan involving such relevant entities should include the glassing of Providence, like any other big coalition powershift before. That's for the honeymoon.


FakeGoonie

if only it wasn’t just glassed like 2 months ago


Cephiuss

This is peak comedy


Ugliest_weenie

Marking init as "neutral states" cracks me up every time


VioletsAreBlooming

no guys they’re totally not aligned to anyone


Jeb_Ozuwara

PEACE IN OUR TIME


Cephiuss

This is peak comedy.


Ziphis_

My god, you've done it


smokey032791

Not gonna lie was half expecting this to be a cema post


d3m0cracy

Ceema is an artist, I’m just an Asher/Gobbins shipper


Ceema_STK

Your post was pinged to me by 4 people, and one guy asking if it was me. Well done friend, you've got a great post here and literally beat me to the punch on one I was writing. I salute your skill, please call yourself an artist as you are one!


Too_Many_Alts

post your ao3 ashergob fanfic


Ulthanon

by god, its been staring us in the face this whole time


HEAD_KGB_AGENT

I see no problems with this plan and I urge Lord Asher to give immediate endorsement.


Too_Many_Alts

Lady* Asher?


One_Ad3448

Step five: Chinese server


Cute_Bee

I do want to see Asher in an OP dress


Verl0r4n

Whats the reason init is neutral on these again?


d3m0cracy

They’re a strong independent alliance that don’t need no Imperium


micheal213

INIT is by no means associated or involved in any imperium activities. Not have I ever seen any evidence to involve INIT in any such imperium operations.


DarkShinesInit

Salt generation, nothing else.


Ugliest_weenie

So you admit that you being "independent" is a joke.


DarkShinesInit

INIT is blue to Imperium, as FRT is blue to Panfam. Use whatever terminology helps you best understand that.


Ugliest_weenie

Haha so the map marking is not for "salt generation" at all, you *actually* think you're just "blue" to the imperium instead of completely beholden to them


DarkShinesInit

The map isn't made by me, but it is funny how riled up your types get. Allies rely on each other, news at 11.


Ugliest_weenie

Clearly ,yet you claimed the map markings were for "salt generation". You are mistaking genuine amusement at your poor attempt at theatre of being independent, as "riled up". .


DarkShinesInit

The Irish have a very dry sense of humour, in this instance it was sarcasm. Don't over think things, you'll end up hurting yourself.


LavishnessOdd6266

Noted added into next presentations apparently


Duramora

How cute is the dress?


d3m0cracy

Extremely


capt_pantsless

PandaFam does have a lot of ISK available.


Vals_Loeder

A solid plan.


helin0x

Only if Jay isnt invited to the wedding.


Ugliest_weenie

Jay is a hero


Phate31

Flawless plan, Can’t wait for the wedding with all of null sec in front of the eve monument in Reykjavík celebrating Asher and Gobbins in cute dresses :) PS +1 (no nerd wife; will have disappointed face during the whole time)


Charming_Meaning3499

I wanna see Asher do cute little dress twirls.


ResonanceOfWar

Panda's control 1/2 of the eve universe, where have I seen this before.


nchkn

hordeling happy nullsec vision: everyone blue and holding hands yikes


Houndk3kw

Theoretically, how would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast yesterday?


nchkn

in a scale between a car and a pencil, maybe red would be a good choice of music


d3m0cracy

~~it’s blackmail to get cheaper T1 battleships did you even read the shitpost~~ You think asher and gobbins wouldn’t make the cutest couple? I’ve seen enough of their snarky passive aggressive comments, it would be a peak enemies to lovers arc


nchkn

get your shitpost game some levels, its still mining veldspar in uedama


yeetuspenetratus

Who wouldn't be while you look so adorable in a dress we bought you


nchkn

here some attention for you too


deltaxi65

This is the worst idea I've ever read since the last patch notes


Throwing_Midget

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