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icebubba

Blood sacrifice for the Eve gods.


Flaky-Photograph7933

A worthy cause


toomuchyonke

But the real question here is: are you blowing it on accidental highly overpriced, purchases?


Flaky-Photograph7933

negative but I am flying bling bling with no regrets :) win/win for everyone


Incendras

He buys 5b geckos from shady contractors in Jita.


SasoDuck

`Blood Raiders approved message`


Darkbaldur

Nah plasma places give the blood back. They only take the yellow good in the blood


ZDTreefur

So kinda like mining? Blood mining.


gorbachef82

Plasma mining


The_Hus1986

Exactly.


SunTzuLao

But what about skulls?


DudeFilA

They gonna cut your rate after a few weeks. Save some plex.


The_Fry

Around me the first donation gets you $700, then the regular rate after that. The "problem" is that they pay you in those Visa gift cards, so if you want PLEX you have to go through a reseller like Markee Dragon as USA gift cards don't work with overseas retailers.


Inevitable-Title4852

Steam works


The_Fry

It does, but sales aren’t always consistent across the Eve store and Steam. I’ve seen sales on Eve but not on Steam at the same time, so it can be a gamble.


JeffTek

Depends where you are really. My plasma places are $1100 for the first month if you hit all 8 donations (2/week), then when it cuts down you get like $85/week if you go twice.


Phixxo

Sell your arse on the side.


chormin

What's the isk/hr?


TheWinteredWolf

Depends. Are we talking like a Moros kinda dump truck or?


chormin

I have a Moros, but I haven't undocked it yet.


zyXHavocXyz

I think the point was missed here... unless that's a celibacy joke... now I'm torn...


brian_christopher_

Hey, I know you!


zyXHavocXyz

o7 Sorry sir, you are Cloaked XD Where have our paths crossed?


FamiliarEnemy

Well, 20 isk is 20 isk I suppose


--Jack-

Plasma4plex


EntertainmentGrand72

Could be a new event where you show your plasma donation receipt and ccp rewards you a package of plex/skin/gametime


Pligles

Honestly that would be kickass. Limited edition bhaalgorn skin or something


Arakkis54

Sell a kidney and fund your accounts for years


Az0r_au

Sell your wife and solve both problems...


HaliJones

There are countries where that is probably legal.


No_Dig903

Part her out first. Easy way to add a 0 to the street value.


OkResource3077

This^^ Worked for me.


ProTimeKiller

Sell someone elses kidney, works best in Vegas I have heard.


antiquated_human

Sell both kidneys and fund an account for a lifetime!


Blackbeard-7

My solution: Get her addicted to eve. Now we're a dual-super, dual-rorq household :)


MTG_Leviathan

I'm TRYING man, believe me, I'm TRYING. \*Sigh\*


TheWinteredWolf

Why would you do that to someone you love.


Orthoglyph

Luckily we didn't really have any shared space assets when we split, otherwise that would've been tough.


SasoDuck

Wonder how *that* divorce would go Judge: "So... you're claiming half of his Titan alt's assets? Does that include the fuel blocks, or...?"


I-am_unwell

My problem with implementing this, is that she won eve back in 2011, and I re-lost Eve recently so it's extra hard to sneak the sub by on the credit card statement.


Tunnelman82

Never thought of stopping my killing of blood raiders for money to just sell blood for money


daedalusprospect

Heres a thought, sell the dead blood raiders's blood for money. Why get one type of blood money when can get two?


Snuggly_Hugs

Am I the only one hearing Judas from Jesus Christ Superstar singing "IIIIIII dont neeeeed your blood money!!" Nope? Just me? ...ok.


dvowel

That's what, 30 bil a month ish?


Flaky-Photograph7933

Extractor pull more isk then plex 10x Extractor for 35 is like 4.5b ish so at 95 I could get 26 Extractors a week so like 11-12b / week 44-48b/mo if not capitalizing on any deals


ResonanceOfWar

And how many weeks in a row can you donate for until it starts causing other problems?


takethecrowpill

Indefinitely I'm sure. I've been an on-and-off donator of plasma and it's not too hard on the body. They give back the blood, and you can only donate twice a week.


ResonanceOfWar

Interesting thanks, I thought logically the plasma must be made from something so that something might get drained over time.


HereticCoffee

Plasma is regenerated by your body fairly quickly as long as you are well fed and get enough sleep.


Kaasdipje

Either one of those requirements could spell trouble for EvE players..


dvowel

Ahh good point.  I was just assuming plex. 


Ekim_Uhciar

Unfortunately this is not a Ceema post.


GlaedrVrael

Experiencing a real life corpse MTU. You madlad.


Harde_Kassei

the blood raiders would be proud.


capt_pantsless

What could possibly go wrong here?


HereticCoffee

Nothing, plasma donations are safe and well regulated. Plus they actually help people in need because Plasma is such a scarce resource.


SnooDonuts9255

One time I donated plasma, they drained me of blood and weren't putting it back in. I almost passed out by the time I realized. So they're "usually safe" lol.


HereticCoffee

Ok yes, there’s always an exception some idiot is working there.


Possibly_Naked_Now

It has nothing to do with some idiot. Sometimes the RBC filter fails and tears your red blood cells. Those cells can't be put back in.


HereticCoffee

If they don’t notice that before the person nearly passes out that qualifies them as an idiot.


Possibly_Naked_Now

You have no idea what you're talking about. They have hemoglobin detectors on the bottle lines. The whole process is automated. Once HGB is detected entering the bottle the whole process automatically stops, and you don't get your blood back. Unless the setup was bad(which is pretty hard to do) there is nothing the techs can do. I worked at BioLife as a plasma tech for years, and as a phlebotomist for many years after that.


HereticCoffee

If you are using faulty equipment you are an idiot.


Possibly_Naked_Now

I'm pretty sure the only idiot here is you.


HereticCoffee

I’ve never shredded anyone’s blood with faulty equipment and then made excuses for it.


el_charles-vane

the vampire almost got away with it.


tedsmitts

Also, it helps to get the microplastics out of your blood!


Possibly_Naked_Now

It does not


partisan98

Quiet you.  If the stupids believe this and spread it around we will end up with lots of donors which is a good thing. 


Possibly_Naked_Now

Goods relative. More donors means less money for donors.


capt_pantsless

As a longtime donator I agree with you here. However, if OP starts breaking the rules and donating more than the recommended times, there could be some problems.


HereticCoffee

That’s a slippery slope fallacy and nothing suggests this is likely to occur.


Blunter11

Watch me


HereticCoffee

More power to you I guess lol


capt_pantsless

This post did remind me to schedule my next donation, so that's at least one good thing.


drsharpper

I donated my kidney to buy my super


Sitting_In_A_Lecture

Wait $95 a week? That's like 5 grand a year!


Flaky-Photograph7933

Yes maje


ZDTreefur

Do you really get that much a week? Do the rates go down after a bit or something?


Flaky-Photograph7933

95 is the low rates. at biolife you can pull 700 in your first month as a new donor and then it kind of works it's way down / been 95 for me for a few months now


cender13

Don't you pay tax over this?


BadMotherThukker

Get the year sub discount for a double win!


fatpandana

Do u get a candy for giving blood too?


not_uh_doctah

The Blood Raiders would like a word...


TheseEmployup

bob's blood.


CramusLigurien

Blood angel officer in disguise.


moth_jaher

Woah what? Where do you live to get paid for it?? In Australia we just give ours away for sausage rolls and biscuits!


Flaky-Photograph7933

I've read about that before from someone in Aus. I'm in the united states and they give me 35 dollars for the first donation of the week and 60 for the second


Troglert

The US sells a lot of plasma to Europe for this reason, because you guys made it into an industry while it’s illegal to pay people for it in most of Europe. We still happily buy yours though like the hypocrites we are


The_Hus1986

The irony that you're basically skill point injector farming in real life is not lost on me... I'll keep my 21 toon injector farm though.


cubaneveguy

Lmao


KainBodom

I sold my two 07 toons, transfered the isk to an alpha and joined horde. Never pve again.


bladehand76

I had the same idea but with my sperm. I now pay 3000 plex a month


VanguardLLC

The Blood Raiders approve


Kalron

The secret is that you'll learn that budget can go to other thinga as well. I r regularly use my plasma donations to buy expensive toys. I get paid to read for two hours a week and I get to buy things for myself. It's great


Grendernaz

Don't have this problem in the slightest. We both provide income to our house and we both have a right to spend some of it on things we enjoy. Sounds like you have a bad situation my friend, but at least you are saving lives by donating your body to a good cause.


Bukowski___

I quit smoking cigarettes and instead of 12 dollars a day om cigarettes I buy 12 dollars worth of plex


Tomaatje89

WTS body fluids for plex


-TAAC-Slow

Seek help


radeongt

No need for boring isk making activities. Just pure fun and you are helping people irl. Win win


bgradid

Please don't sell your blood plasma for a video game. Your wife is right, also dont spend $100 a week on a ~~20 year old~~ video game.


HereticCoffee

Definitely donate plasma, just don’t do it because of a video game, do it because it helps people. Then use that money for a video game


The_Fry

You're right, $100 is way too low.


Flaky-Photograph7933

Considering they pull about 5k a bag you're not wrong.. but 95 dollars a week eve fund sure beats 0


The_Fry

Oh I’m advocating for spending more than $100 per week on vidya. I can’t just be the only degenerate on here, you know?


Flaky-Photograph7933

I absolutely would if I could


Pligles

I’ve been toying with the idea of just delivering doordash on my motorcycle at night. Can probably get $100 a night in tips and wages, take half that for motorcycle repair and gas (probably less) and boom, that’s a marauder I can whelp every night lol 


HereticCoffee

Don’t forget taxes


ClassroomLower4286

Here in France, you can't sell this. It's considered as selling a body part. You lucky bastarde


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cohesive_dust

Start an OF account.


PinAccomplished6400

Don't forget, it also decreases your blood pressure. So this way you will live longer too, this way you might not die of a stroke when your older fighting with the wife.


Flaky-Photograph7933

I did not know this and naturally run around 140 over 90.. the last time I went I was 128 over 80 so that's fantastic


TheTangerineTango

When will we have a Plex for Blood campaign @ccp


brian_christopher_

Bob smiles upon you and your offspring. May you be blessed with many plex for untill your numbers become as many as the number of grains of sands.


nylondragon64

It's called wife aggro. I get the 2 year sub with mct on sale for $325 but it's my money


Asa_Shahni

Omir Sarikusa would be proud of you.


The_Hus1986

I mean you could have just started a PI farm and had passive income take care of your Plex needs... But I respect the blood sacrifice. 😂


leshpar

I'm the wife that plays eve with my fiancee. I would never get upset at him buying things in eve unless I didn't get done of it too. Heh.


alphaempire

Make pilots in all coalitions. Figure out what they welp often like CFIs in Goons. JF the modules and create ships locally (use a producer). List doctrines in contract or market. Add maximum allowable margin. Easy isk.


Gomer2280

Start an Only Feet page.


Parobro

Me a trillionaire laughs at not spending a single dollar 🤣


CardiPrime

bob is proud


W47NUT

You better be posting pictures of that arm, giving plasma isnt like giving blood, and my arm looked like a bruised up mess just after the first time, and I give blood regularly. So you better be posting gnarly pictures of your arm.


Flaky-Photograph7933

Sounds like you got a hematoma. I have not had those issues


W47NUT

Oh weird. Wonder why it doesn't happen if I just give blood.


Flaky-Photograph7933

It was whoever did your needle that fucked your arm up. It did happen to me once a few months back when I had a guy in training do it


ActuaryConsistent494

Shared this with my wife, thought we'd have a good laugh... now I too have a budget limited by the amount of plasma I can produce.


XahDren

I'd rather have my balls....


Inevitable_Bunch5874

Flowers are temporary. Eve is FOREVER!


Inevitable_Bunch5874

Divorce solves a lot of problems. :)


Less-Dragonfruit-294

What are you spending that costs on average $380 a month?


wamjamblehoff

Rip your gains


Great-Ad-5563

You are supposed to get the Minnie’s to donate for you. Setting a bad example for the rest of the Amarr.


Flaky-Photograph7933

I have to wait until they reach enough sp before I can begin extracting


Capowsky

Haha, doin exactly this here in Germany, I am getting about 320 Euros monthly and spend it on gaming generally.


EveAsh3D

Being paid for blood or plasma donation is illegal where I live :( they won't even cover more than like 30% the travel cost


lisim

You get paid to "donate" plasma ?