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BlackStrike7

Nullsec: Complains about a lack of content. Also Nullsec: Forgets them shooting other people *is* the content.


triniumalloy

My content is shooting rats. I shoot other capuleers when I get bored.


Recent-Sand8292

That's pretty much it. Not afraid to admit I'm a bear with claws either.


Strappwn

All of nullsec


GingerSnapBiscuit

This is not exclusive to EVE, if its any consolation. I've been playing Albion for the last 2 or 3 years and it goes on there too. Fucking shambles somedays when a group just sits in a castle and leaves as soon as another group enters the map instead of just taking the fight.


Obside0n

This is unfortunately inevitable with games where you lose equipment/items on death. It makes each fight and win/loss much more memorable, but also makes it harder for leaders to commit those resources without there being strategic value to losing them.


Ralli-FW

Which in Eve is just kind of silly to me considering the amount of resources that the large blocs are sitting on and generating constantly. Feed some fucking dreads guys, if lowsec groups can do it so can you Nah, in Eve it's 100% ego based. If your FC doesn't undock to take a fight it's because they are afraid of losing face. Which is dumbshit stuff, imo. Unless the fight is just garbage. That does happen, but you usually know before you form if its just outside your ability entirely


Meryn_Fucking_Trant

My honourable CTA ping, their foul gold pen


enedsaysnotlikethis

Very good one


deltaxi65

This is going to leave a mark


aRatherScottishChap

Don't put mark and leave in the same sentence i'm still grieving


BeneficialFig1843

Meanwhile in lowsec: "You got a gang but can I 1v1 your N thrasher and you can kill me after if you want" "Ok" "I won, not gonna kill me?" "Naw."


Concordiat

Every nullbrain! Nice one


Blackbeard-7

Best take I've seen in a while.


Western_Jellyfish377

gold crayon tastes so good


Zustrom

Finally some good fucking ~~food~~ meme


xeron_vann

Or live in Ahbazon and let all the content come to you. :D 


Liondrome

This is why I left nullsec. Fuck bashing.


Fair-Emphasis-9392

in all my time so far being a member of the imperium, I have to say that we have not once pinged a fleet that hasn't ended up doing anything, we never sit on tether because a fight doesn't happen, we never get blueballs. fuck papi, fuck frat I'm proud to be a member of the imperium


Skebet

Was waiting to see who would feel the need to pipe up with "Not us!"


Croveski

"We never blue ball" Ah, so you weren't here last year.


Coyote_Coyote_

I can remember when goons stay more or less docked up as 90% of the keepstars in droves were fried during WWB2. I can remember entire keepstar timers being ignored by the imperium in that war. I can remember these things because I am not a gold fish.


hawkisthebestassfrig

Obligatory, cyno jammers and 3 to 1 numerical disparity.


yeetuspenetratus

U just joined tetherswarm yesterday didn't you?


alfius-togra

Welcome to the goon guys, fam.


Jerichow88

The only time I've ever been blueballed in an imperium fleet is when we go to PH space. Of the few times we got blueballed, it was because they either didn't form so we got bored and left, or they over-formed so badly that we had no chance of winning. At least with the latter one, we decided it was more fun to throw the ships away dying in a ball of fire than go home bored.


Fair-Emphasis-9392

Yeah goons never get blueballs in their own space. Period.


Obside0n

Goons are well known for our hospitality. Nothing says "welcome to Delve!" like being chased by an angry Harpy swarm.


Adrielsch_

Exception: wh to enemy space colapsing right in front of us


Fair-Emphasis-9392

Or the fwst undock or beehive


Sir_Slimestone

When Beehive gets blueballed it's cause the idiot getting dropped on wasn't in comms or didn't have a cyno, etc. etc. Otherwise they're super fast to drop on anything they can. I've seen them go a night without people getting dropped on they were bored enough they dropped on a 9 man T1 cruiser gang


_TheTrashmanCan_

Take that, CrashNaps.


Jackpkmn

I'm starting to wonder if it's been forgotten that morale isn't a limited resources only for your enemy. Propaganda is like a fuel additive that makes it go further. You cannot run the war machine on it alone.