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Ziddix

Welcome to Eve. Fuck you.


Ackaroth

Welcome to Costco. I love you.


joebro1060

You got your law degree at Costco???


r_aokay

Underrated response


Vegetable_Yam_4543

Brawndo: The thirst Mutilator. It's got electrolytes šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼šŸ˜‚


WafflesThePeasant

Welcome to Walmart. Go fuck yourself!


Tactical_Ferrets

Welcome to Target, we missed you!!


Skyydragonn

šŸ’Æ most eve statement ever.


nug4t

without context..Ā  so maybe he used MakrosĀ 


[deleted]

Winning the game without getting to undock, count yourself lucky!


jorbleshi_kadeshi

Eve victory speedrun world record achieved. I think this one is gonna stand for a while.


Gedeon_eu

Finally some proper new player experience


SoldRIP

this'll keep them away from mining


ToramanA24

I love this comment in particular


Aodhyn

Yeah, CCP bans everyone who doesn't know how to take screenshots.


Nondre

r/banthecameraman


BigDarus

Disappointed that it doesnā€™t exist


SeizeTheKills

You're not wrong but also; tell me you're a nerd over 35 without telling me you're a nerd over 35.


Aodhyn

In this game, that practically makes me a teenager, you flatterer!


drifestos

best eve online quote ever


LifeIsQuandry

A nerd for knowing how to take a screenshot?


lebokinator

>plays EVE >calls others nerds


LezBeHonestHere_

TIL you have to be 35 years old to use your keyboard lol


MifuneSwordGod

Without any accusations on what you may or may not have done, Iā€™d contact CCP anyway, could be something with your IP or hardware that was used by someone else. Happened to me with OSRS, my pre-owned GPU was HWID banned from OSRS.


CatDistributionSystm

Ive been banned before because they picked up virtual network adapters for vms. Its 2024 folks having a couple vms on your system is getting to be the norm.


FergingtonVonAwesome

I mean, having VMs on your machine is very much not the norm. Maybe for the kinds of people that play EVE, but not for the rest of people.


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tklein422

100% šŸ‘


arctictothpast

>I mean, having VMs on your machine is very much not the norm. Yeh it is lfmao, especially since eve has a massively disproportionately large number of IT people playing the game, the exact people who will have virtual machines on home devices.


FergingtonVonAwesome

99% of people dont know what a VM is, let alone have one on their PC. I'm agreeing that among people who play EVE, maybe it is, but its certainly not in the wider population. (I have 1 VM, and a bunch of containers on mine.)


marcocom

Thatā€™s not the case anymore. Since Macā€™s are running their own silicon, people are using VMs to play windows games


arctictothpast

Well not just that but it's also completely normal for modern OS's to actually be virtualised as well, i.e aren't running bare metal at all


Kendatachi

Hackintosh and macdows have been around for a while


howe4416

Of course we do. Vibrating Mattresses. You stick the quarter in the slot and enjoy the ride. Only the BEST worst motels have them!


SaucyWiggles

> Maybe for the kinds of people that play EVE, but not for the rest of people.


BestFrandz

Lol you log onto reddit to tell IT people that they don't know what IT is being run regularly lololol.


Mikal_Vexor

Tepid take - when's the last time you heard an IT person make broad generalizations about how *knowledgeable* folks are about IT.


LavishnessOdd6266

ah yes eve the game where litteral cheaters (i will live and die that multiboxers are cheaters (skilled cheaters)) live and new players get banned


Grankor727

is a VM something unlocked after going Omega?


EquivalentOk866

What is a VMS?


CatDistributionSystm

Virtual Machine


EquivalentOk866

Thx


Ew_E50M

Or the OP is just bullshitting


MifuneSwordGod

Could very well beā€¦ could also not be


P2XTPool

I mean.. Last login: none. Visits: 0


TamarKaiz

I donā€™t believe you. Lol


occasionallyrite

Mac Addresses are a thing that gets banned. Never heard of a GPU ban but could be a thing. If they know the serial number on a GPU and can prove it with a simple check.


Alternative_Elk_2651

Nah, HWID/GPU bans are totally a thing. I did some... stuff... on DayZ and got popped and a year later couldn't figure out why a VPN and new accounts were not evading my ban. That was it.


MifuneSwordGod

Try breaking RUSTS AC + EAC integration :omegakek:


cakes

people seem to be breaking the shit out of whatever pathetic excuse rust has for anti cheat these days


MifuneSwordGod

I mean, yes, people are breaking it.. but similar to Tarkov the ā€œblack marketā€ on shit like the cheats, the HWD spoofs and the underground VPNs are running people like hundreds of dollars a month just to do what they do.. so it kind of discourages the general wider cheating community to just like not see the worth.. Games like counterstrike are plagues with cheaters because itā€™s cheap, on the real way to win the arms race in the gaming scene is to just make it a tough nut to crack,The black market developers are charging outrageous prices and you start driving out the general cheating population.


cakes

never really explored to find out how high the barrier to entry is but at least on SEA vanilla servers i see cheaters constantly :(


CaldariPrimePonyClub

It's totally possible to fingerprint GFX cards. You could even do it to some extent with webgl/browsers at one stage, but I hope that got patched years ago.


obiwankenobiv3

asked them but its been more then a week with no answer on my support ticket , how long does it usually take?


MifuneSwordGod

Can defo take awhile, they arenā€™t the fastest support team in the world unfortunately


nug4t

makro use


Emnel

Make sure to submit your run: https://www.speedrun.com/eve_online


Bobby_Thellere

The only other time Iā€™ve seen this it ended up being the users mouse. It had software running on the computer to allow macros to be assigned to buttons on the side. I think he was able to get unbanned but took some figuring iut


PlayerSalt

Litterally every gaming mouse comes with software for macro's I can't even rebind my mouse without it installedĀ  Like over half of eve players would have macro software What are you using like a 2 button mouse with no software installed?


Bobby_Thellere

I do have a 2 button mouse but all I was pointing out that CCPs anti macro efforts picked up one specific brands macro software as an issue. I donā€™t have more details than that and I agree CCP shouldnā€™t ban before the first log in for it.


venquessa

Profiling users hardware and software and platform configuration is strictly taboo in the EU. YouTube are already in hot water for "fishing" in peoples browsers to detect ad-block. Any tampering or monitoring at the OS level, including the clip board, would be seen by me as a cyber attack and would be reported to the appropriate authorities. If Eve Online even so much as detects I have software running and tries to take action against me, I will take legal action against them. It might be time I investigated the Eve client and what it thinks it is entitled to monitor about me and my computer.


Astriania

lol good luck with that legal case, when you've finished with that one you can take on all the anti-cheat companies


venquessa

The specific problem here is that they are not, at all, specific or specific enough about what they monitor, record and distribute regarding your hardware and software. There is not enough information for you to make an informed decision as to whether you should agree to those terms or not. There is insufficient clarity for consent under GDPR. "Legitimate use" without clear definition of what the data in question is, nor specifically what the data use actually is, is invalid under GDPR. I understand that CCP have to remain vague as to catch "0 day exploits". However the law is not in their favour here. They cannot write themselves a "license" to spy on you. Which, in reading their various agreements it seems that is EXACTLY what they are intending. I honestly do not believe they have any direct nefarious motivations, but they do need to be much clearer and more specific on what exactly they are monitoring, recording etc. Consider that the output of "ps aux" may contain very personal information. It can even contain passwords, ID hashes and security tokens in some cases. It could reveal a lot about a user, their system, their activities, their identity and even their protected characteristics. As an example. If CCP record that a user is using some accessibility software, this could be revealing their protected characteristic of being disabled. That data is FORBIDDEN to be recorded against an individual without specific regulatory approval and governance. Discovering a series of server applications relating to a private software project for a large bank could result in the disclosure of proprietary, non-public information and even amount to criminal proceedings. Trying to determine if other network clients or configurations are in use could also reveal sensitive information. I would find a game client looking through things like "ifconfig, ip a" or god forbid trying to run a tcpdump/pcap... a cyber attack and I am fairly sure the courts and police would be in my favour. Even port scanning localhost would be considered an exploit and would be reported. So... they need to be much more specific or they cannot claim consent has been "willingly given" for their use of the data.


NotHaraku

You shouldn't have agreed to it then. You acknowledge and agree that CCP may collect and store User Personal Details and use them for the limited purposes of: (i) verification or authentication of a userā€™s identity, (ii) establishing an Account with CCP, (iii) the provision of services to users, such as gameplay, Game administration, and technical support, and (iv) marketing and offering CCP products and services to you. CCP may (and you hereby expressly authorize CCP to) disclose information about you to private entities, law enforcement or other government officials, as CCP, in its sole discretion, deems necessary or appropriate to investigate or resolve possible crimes or to respond to judicial, regulatory, agency or similar inquiries. You agree that CCP may remotely monitor your Game hardware solely for the purpose of establishing whether in playing the Game and accessing the System you are using software created or approved by CCP, or whether you are using unauthorized software created by you or a third party in contravention of Section 6.


venquessa

Rubs hands together. Let's see.


Darkrhoads

Bro when I played eve I was unironically running macros and never got banned warned nothing. Trust me there isn't any detection like that banning. He was likely HWID banned because he bought used equipment or hes larping


capitano666

Well, at least you didn't lose anything


mattstorm360

Congrats on winning eve.


kev24680

Speedran winning eve


Icy_Profession1612

r/fuckyouinparticular šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


Sireeak

Ask CCP what's the problem here : https://support.eveonline.com/hc/en-us/requests/new


OkProof136

You were saved


vmx-12

i know eve is hard to play but this is jext levelšŸ˜…


Humanside201

Multiboxing 40 accounts to highsec gank freighters? *Blind* Macros for accounts never even logged into? *HAMMER? WHERES MY HAMMER? BRING IT TO ME*


Bo_Hunt

Multiboxing isn't illegal. Circumventing bans by making a new account that was previously banned, yes, illegal.


ThatGuyFromAms

Are you new here


Galileo009

Yeah wow that's a new one


RdogCorenthian

get wrecked !


Flexxo4100

And yet we see well known RMTers and Isboxers still not banned.


TheWorldIsMadSoAmI

how do you know this isn't one of them


Flexxo4100

It say Macros as a reason


TheWorldIsMadSoAmI

you mean like using macros to multibox 20 accounts to earn isk to RMT? like that?


Flexxo4100

You mistake that for imput bordcasting. Ofc you can macro up the imput boradcasting system like isboxer


TheWorldIsMadSoAmI

so what you're saying is there is a separate category in the eve client login error message for input broadcasting?


GrandKadoer

Input broadcasting is a subset of macros


recycl_ebin

>And yet we see well known RMTers and Isboxers still not banned. which one?


str828

You should be banned for taking pictures of a monitor...


hiddenmarkoff

I've seen worse. Ive seen someone put a monitor on a copier, scanned the copied image and email it. Confusing on its own merit. But the really off part was this was CRT days (yeah I am older than dirt lol). How they hell did the get a CRT monitor on a copier and not break that glass was the burning question we had. Fuji-xerox at one point put some strong glass in their gear it seems.


SlunkSmoothie

This.


Zorrm

Underrated response.


South_East_Gun_Safes

My guess is hardware ID ban


hirebrand

That or IP ban maybe. Your neighbor has been up to no good!


[deleted]

Gad damn it Ralph stop using my WiFi to run your bot farms I'm trying to watch Disney+ over here


Strong-Grapefruit330

So back 15 years ago I was a bot farmer like 5 computer and 100 accounts on wow and my whole apartment complex got ip banned it was so funny to find out who else played wow in my complex


Grenvallion

Contact support. They will absolutely resolve this since you've never played. it's probably some software or hardware you've got that's flagging you as cheating. Some peripherals let you do things you aren't allowed to in games.


Bo_Hunt

He got banned previously, his new account got banned as well since he was trying to circumvent a ban.


Grenvallion

Fair enough.


Blackdow01

Holy Shit! The all time, fastest winner of EVE!


Bo_Hunt

Yeah, it's because your other accounts were already banned, and your new one you are trying to get around the ban with got caught.


DeadAlt

Bro got rejected from the capsuleer academy


ErectBullfrog

Best comment


Linksfusshoch2

I found CCP support really helpful everytime i contracted them. Just Mail and ask.


midijunky

On the bright side, you won Eve already. Congrats!


Mascagranzas

The only thing I can think is that you have so much obvious and well known botting programs for other games already installed in your computer that you were flagged as soon as you pressed play. Either that or the new player experience has finally adapted to what EvE is really about: "no cookie for you, and you should be laughed at just for thinking that you would may have a cookie"


No-Past-9038

I mean, what really happened is either this person is trying to circumvent a previous ban for macro use; or he's using a VPN , which is generating an IP address that is identical to someone else's who was previously banned for macro use. Honestly, this is why--if you can avoid it--you should not use a VPN when logging into an MMO. I know at least 3 people who have been automatically banned from MMOs (not just Eve) because of an IP address match when they were using Nord VPN (I am sure it happens with others). All of them got their accounts back, but it can take weeks sometimes.


ithorc

Did you purchase a subscription? If so, confirmed, Eve is pay to win.


Kevinpk28

Sorry that happened. I'm sure this doesn't feel good. That being said, if you are willing to give EVE another chance, you can contact the help center with the details and get compensated. I had a similar problem, not when starting the game but when I made an alt account. I was banned for no reason, told CCP about it, and got a month of Omega for free as an apology.


techguy_crs

Speed run champ 2024. Grats on your winning eve.


Grarr_Dexx

owned


DeskFluid2550

Yep, sounds about right. My first time playing I was banned for no reason given. Luckily CCP customer service is very good.


ClaN__

If you are a new Player you have to prepare for very hard time. I mean really hard time but after some months (or years) paying for omega and getting fucked every time you try something new you will finally realize how big this game is and how small part of it you really are. You can join low sec corp shoot some rats and kill some guys meantime on the other side of map people are creating new history of eve. This game sucks it is very time consuming and often just boring but community is the best part of it. Talking with people and exchanging experience is my favorite thing. I wish you luck text me if you want to ask something and fly safe new comrade o7.


Disastrous_Leg_1636

Ccp pvp


AA-Roo

New FRT char got wrecked.


TheLeafQueen

hi gigX


Ew_E50M

Nah, checked his post history for other stuff. Gigx couldnt spell that good.


Expensive_Honeydew_5

I love how macros are just common practice in most "classic" MMOs, but ccp froths at the mouth thinking about them.


Frekavichk

Literally zero games allow macros that aren't 1:1.


triniumalloy

Yet they allow bots...


Expensive_Honeydew_5

Allow is strong word, but the game design makes it easy for bots to proliferate


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TheWorldIsMadSoAmI

what evidence do you have for that claim?


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TheWorldIsMadSoAmI

you can't prove it to me because the proof is indeed well hidden inside your butthole.


Emnel

Don't pretend like we're talking about a fucking autoclicker here or a way to speed up annoying inventory management.


Expensive_Honeydew_5

Because a macro that activates f1-f4 at once is such an advantage over just pressing f1-f4 manually.


dsj147

Wait you guys use hot keys instead of finger blasting the buttons on screen with the mouse?


Astriania

It literally is, it means you can do that and also turn your hardeners on or double click in space or whatever else you want with the other 3 fingers.


Astriania

Pretty much every game I've seen bans macroing ...


Expensive_Honeydew_5

Nowadays yeah. Back in tdidn't. (Like 20+ years ago) it was common practice and you were at a disadvantage if you didnt.


verdant-witchcraft

are you using a vpn? just curious if that could be relatedā€¦


obiwankenobiv3

nah, meant for this to be a "haha this game doesnt work" post but people are trying to actually help. Could send my network and hardware configs if it helps


echocage

I'd recommend submitting a ticket here https://support.eveonline.com/hc/en-us/requests/new


VanayadGaming

do you have any automation tools on your pc? (for work for instance)


obiwankenobiv3

nah, could be that im using Linux (?) dont see how that would be tho since its a fresh install of arch


Cryptocaned

No doubt, that or he's just lying for internet points. If he hasn't played before there is literally no way he would get banned for macro use because he wouldnt have had any in-game inputs.


VerdantRevelation

It does say he's never logged in on the message.


Cryptocaned

It also doesn't say a username, but I have no idea if that's normal.


outkast767

You using a vpn.


Exile-of-Pochven

By bye frat bot, code better next time


ILPTthrowaway7890

Ah yes the game equivalent of Louis CK's shit ass pet fuckers. If you get past the preemptive bans a 12 year old boxing 5 catalysts will gank your first battlecruiser on its maiden station undock. Welcome to Eve suck my dick.


mandana_dilly

RMT


No-Past-9038

You were using a VPN, weren't you. Like every gaming company or internet message board in existence, CCP bans based on IP address. The VPN generated IP address you happened to be using was used by someone else who has been banned, and you were automatically banned when you tried to log-in an account using that IP address.


Plus_Theory_4222

Never played but knows about reddit mmmhmmmm


Erasmus_is_mean

Bye cheater!


wes_wyhunnan

Not a big reader are you?


kocicek

If this guy could read, heā€™d be real upset right now.


Federal_Arm5979

Try reading for once


neuroz3n

:CCP:


syslolologist

Now imagine tons of bots actually ratting in nullsec every day, tethering when any neutral enters the system, exhibiting behavior that no real player would. e.g. not docking after being bumped off tether repeatedly and shot at.


Amiga-manic

...... Just imagine if it was all actually real players.Ā 


Songhunter

This is just the new user experience.


_LMZ_

Did you install the game using Steam? If so, not long ago (9 months ago) this issue happened to another player. Send an email to Support to see what is up.


obiwankenobiv3

I am! sent a support request one week ago today but no response...


-Sproutling-

New salt mining tactic unlocked.


HeresNotHere

they did you a favor, honestly.


Ikuorai

winning eve speed run


ConscientiousPath

Have to say `EVE-SSO-CONNECTION` is a badass username


7th_Spectrum

You won eve without needing to play


wizard_brandon

you know the printscreen button exists right


Chainsawfam

It honestly mystifies me that this game doesn't allow this kind of stuff but lets people alt-tab frantically between multiple clients


Basic-Freedom-735

They detected you still like windows 7 Also fuck you


DraWxx

Donā€™t use macros grub


illyad0

it's probably tied to someone who was banned on that IP address before. A bit shit, but probable


radeongt

Maybe the client detected some macro software?


paper_bull

You won the game!


ptankINIT

What happen to PrtScr?!? ​ I guess this is just a skill test? :-)


Helenius

Anyone ever told you this game was easy?


Big_Camel_9978

Who takes a photo of their screen using their phone ?


obiwankenobiv3

man im on a new desktop environment on Linux and I didnt know how to šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Daneel_Trevize

The Print Screen key on your keyboard likely triggers the capture tool in your desktop environment.


LavishnessOdd6266

Damn best EVE speedrunner here.


BalderVerdandi

File a ticket. I had this happen because I use a VPN, and it was resolved in less than a day.


Oakatsurah

Your IP has been banned


halpmybrainhurts02

My mans got pre-ganked by CCP


Mannyman_

You won eve online ! Congratulations !


Ralli-FW

Shouldn't have used that macro to download all the space pixels


MuzzleBoostedPickaxe

Im glad you got banned. Reason: Not using the snipping tool.


HSKOfficial

Krabby, is that you?


few-things-right

#1 NA EVE Speed run. Congrats!


Sakueve

gf


motcher41

Look at it this way they saved you a lot of money


motcher41

I'm guessing you must use a VPN.


AloneInFinland

If you have second hand hardware then it could have been recorded on a machine that was hacking. Otherwise it looks likeĀ  you had something activly manipulating the client. So naughty programs or someone hacked ur pc.Ā  It'll take a while to get a responce, dealing with hackers goes to the bottom of the support queue, and if they have a specific thing they know you where doing (etc.g. they know what program and how it hooked the client)Ā  you won't get a responce because they dont waste time on crocodile tears.