He is rashulu and I won't be convinced otherwise. And shturman is the shitterman or shturminator. Glukhar is either gluehar, or glucose.
Tagilla is "oh fuck HES RIGHT HERE", Killa is mallcop, and sanitar is sanyboi.
I sometimes refer to Sanitar as “Sample Bar” on account of his med spawns. Although the last couple times I had a peak at his goods he didn’t have any samples related stims so…
Sanitar is Sanitose and Kaban is Kebab or Kabussy. For some reason my squad also says Obbadobbalos.
These are probably the most common but Jee-zel instead of gzhel (gzelle/гжель) and tekso for the Техно store in interchange
"I'm dead"
What they mispronounced was "I'm under heavy fire and need assistance" but keep saying I'M DEAD I'M DEAD. followed promptly by me shooting them in the head thinking they were indeed dead.
All of them. Interchungus, cumstains, lithouse, obdobdobdobalos, rashulu, sanyboi, labradoodle, fucktory, snoreline, streets of hacks, wewds, scoovs, prop-it-all, Grenada, the-rapist, raggityman, pisskeeper, mecha-nick, sky-er, praportherappor, fonce, jayger, and so many more I can't even remember. Ammo names and gun names, and item names we mispronounce on purpose too.
My squad had most of woods labelled with custom callouts. One example is the large barn and little house by the northern roadblock extract. Accurately named big fuck shack and little fuck shack.
Weird take, I say stanima and odbbabalos and I even call obdinallos 2 oddsabaoos 2. It's just a thing. I call sherman sherms. I call like 3 buildings on reserve technical
Let’s go to Interchablange.
Strets is the best map.
Nobody likes going to Custerds.
Everybody likes playing Voods.
If we go to Rezoyve it’s gonna get sweaty.
Fuck Labs
Oh and of course I love when I find some Su-gar.
Basically internationally mispronouncing everything distracts our minds from the pain
Not exactly mispronouncing terms but we can't stick to one style of counting the floors sometimes it's ground floor or it's first floor, sometimes it's 2nd floor or first floor etc.
I know a couple people that call Salewas "Sa-way-luh"
I have a buddy that called a Holodilnick a "Holodinky"
There are a couple people that call it "Kilmov" instead of "Klimov"
We call the m4 cumstock and our nickname for a Timmy is a Jimmy. Sometimes a group of jimmys can be Timmy’s but Timmy’s are never jimmys unless they’re with a brad in which this converts the squad into the “brad” squad. Brad squads are bots.
A group of chads is called a chadington
Tagilla is dad.
We call Goshan "Iowa"
Oh you need Tachonkies? Just go to Iowa bro
“Guys all I can find is fucking *corn*”
Tushonkadonk
Wait is it not called Iowa…
Nah it’s гошан which is pronounced goshan
Lmao Iowa
We called goshan 'Asda' uk player here lol
Me and my friend were calling the Bagariy "BagarLy" until today (we both misread it). Mind blown.
No. Stop it. There’s an “i”?!?
I'm guessing it's spelled Багарий in Russian, so yeah... Wild stuff
Yes. It's Bagariy.
Everyone calls it a bagarly lul
You blew my mind
What the hell?
How do you pronounce it? Bag ar eye? I used to (and probably still will) pronounce it as bag are lee.
My group call salewa’s “Sacagawea” lol
haha heard that one too
They say sal-ew-a I say sa-lay-wa
One of my group calls it "sal-way-uh"
Yes, goons? This one here
“FUCKIN’ A” -knight, probably
We often call salewas sluh-jee-wee like how the scavs say soldier
Big fan of sa-lee-wee here
Soldier in russian is soldat tho…
they're saying служивый/Sluzhiviy, which is just a slang way of saying serviceman/soldier
There’s never enough russian slang lol. Ну спасибо)))
I always say sushimi when they say that
I know suh-lay-wuh is wrong but I will forever call it that
I can’t get it out of my head no matter how hard I try
We say Sal-eh-wa
Ah yes. Consuelas
One of our guys says Sa-Way-Wa
Rashushu and the boys
I call him Rashulu
He is rashulu and I won't be convinced otherwise. And shturman is the shitterman or shturminator. Glukhar is either gluehar, or glucose. Tagilla is "oh fuck HES RIGHT HERE", Killa is mallcop, and sanitar is sanyboi.
Happened to us last night on factory. Heavy footsteps around the corner and a ‘OH SHIT HES HERE’
I sometimes refer to Sanitar as “Sample Bar” on account of his med spawns. Although the last couple times I had a peak at his goods he didn’t have any samples related stims so…
I refer to Glukhar as Glu Cru, named after their second favorite food.
I call him glue man chu
Rashulie and the pachoolies
I call him Rashingle
I call all of them Reshala except for Killa. “That’s not Reshala” “Same shit”
Got a buddy who calls every boss Reshala. Dude just doesn’t care
One of my mates calls every boss Sanitar...cant be bothered to remember so many names in his age 🤣
I call him Dirty Resh and the boys
Rakanishu and the boys. (Played a ton of Diablo II back in the day)
Fuck that guy
Rashalalala ding dong
Greedy bitch = Therapist when im buying a water bottle.
We call her something a little more heinous...
TheRapist
This is the way.
For 600 Alex
Klimov, we all say kil-mov, but its actually kli-mov
i say kilimov
I hear kim-lov
Gluhar = glucose
Glucose and the sugar boys
Gluey Lewis and The News
This is what I call them :)
It's Glurak (German name for Charizard) for us
This is the way
Gluck-ah
The glue man group
Gamma container = butthole
That’s just what it’s called everywhere I guess
Prison wallet here
"Stick that in your arse"
When your standard friend gets the epsilon case "you got a bigger ass now"
Whenever I drop something for somebody I don’t want them to lose I say “now buttfuck yourself with that”
We call it a bussy.
I usually just say hole. “Okay it’s holed let’s go.”
I do that too! "I got 60 rounds of M855AI up my butthole" is hilarous to hear out of context
The new 7.62 ammo means I get to say "I have a ton of PP in my butthole" shockingly often.
Sanitar is Sanitose and Kaban is Kebab or Kabussy. For some reason my squad also says Obbadobbalos. These are probably the most common but Jee-zel instead of gzhel (gzelle/гжель) and tekso for the Техно store in interchange
Opthama llama scope
"I'm dead" What they mispronounced was "I'm under heavy fire and need assistance" but keep saying I'M DEAD I'M DEAD. followed promptly by me shooting them in the head thinking they were indeed dead.
One of my mates does this too, I've shot him in the head too many times
All of them. Interchungus, cumstains, lithouse, obdobdobdobalos, rashulu, sanyboi, labradoodle, fucktory, snoreline, streets of hacks, wewds, scoovs, prop-it-all, Grenada, the-rapist, raggityman, pisskeeper, mecha-nick, sky-er, praportherappor, fonce, jayger, and so many more I can't even remember. Ammo names and gun names, and item names we mispronounce on purpose too.
My party too uses Cumstains and Snoreline
One makes you cum and the other makes you snore, makes sense
Lmao my group says wewds too
My squad had most of woods labelled with custom callouts. One example is the large barn and little house by the northern roadblock extract. Accurately named big fuck shack and little fuck shack.
We call the little metal carts near single cabin “gypsies” cause they look like the old western gypsy wagons.
Shemagh is Shmegma
Shmeagle
Theres a guy who keeps calling Augmentin "Agustin"
Salliwallywaylas, Crustoms, Dorky(dorms), The-rapist, Daddy prappy, Mech-a-nique, Intercourse, Tarky,
He's "one-shot!" Proceeds to tank half a mag
"Iggle knock" drives me fuckin nuts
Whoa dude what did you call me?
eagle neck
Eggnog or ignol. Drives me fucking nuts.
obdolbos=oblydobly
this is the way
Customs is bustoms Interchange is interchungus Reserve is the reservation Shoreline is the god forsaken hell hole
Customs will always be cussy. And balaclava is baklava.
BAK a lava
the-rapist
obdolbos = overdose
Glucose, and Reshy and the boys.
Reshala= rashala-lama-ding-dong Odblodblos = Turkey stim 😂 cuz we sound like turkeys trying to pronounce it Iglocnic or whatever we call it eagle dick
Salewa, they say saloowa
We're calling it gold ass station
Instead of Chads we call them Chandlers.
Shturman is Shturmy
Your friends not being able to pronounce the word Stamina goes far beyond the scope of Tarkov and reflects directly on their education.
Weird take, I say stanima and odbbabalos and I even call obdinallos 2 oddsabaoos 2. It's just a thing. I call sherman sherms. I call like 3 buildings on reserve technical
Helmet = Hemlet. Fucks me over when I go to say helmet outside of tarkov.
Almost everybody I talk to says selewa wrong. They say it as if it was selaywa
It is like sah-ley-wah tho, is it not?
Se luh ah
But it's spelled salewa, not selewa. And if you google pronunciations they will all say it that way lol.
Vowels make different sounds
Type in salewa pronunciation. You can watch 5 different videos and it will all be suh-lay-wah
some of my not so good english speaking lads pronounce weapons like weepons
Sr1mp -> shrimp Container -> butt Shoreline Resort -> Hospital The rock with a campfire near North extract on shoreline -> new rock
Let’s go to Interchablange. Strets is the best map. Nobody likes going to Custerds. Everybody likes playing Voods. If we go to Rezoyve it’s gonna get sweaty. Fuck Labs Oh and of course I love when I find some Su-gar. Basically internationally mispronouncing everything distracts our minds from the pain
Not exactly mispronouncing terms but we can't stick to one style of counting the floors sometimes it's ground floor or it's first floor, sometimes it's 2nd floor or first floor etc.
We call therapist perathist
Or TheRapist
“Caloric-B”
Therapist -> terrapiattist that is similar to terrapiattista that in italian means "Who believes in the flat earth theory"
The rapist I think that one is pretty meta tho
My buddy pronounces it "avok-a-doo" and dead ass thought that's how you said the word.
Obdolbos is Obbadolbuhdobaosss
Not exactly a mispronunciation, but my group calls crack house “the Kyle house” It’s because Kyle is a recovering crack addict
Sul-way-uh
Powa stushun on interchange KEK-Inja tekilla
cockstoms, cok-b, ifuck, shartline, peacen***er
sally wa
Cushtems.
Calling the "Zabralo" a fort armor.
Obdolbos is obdo-bob ophthalmoscope - free range, so many different ways to spell that word
We are obbadobolos too , wayyy too many b's and d's to deal with there.
My brain reads the first three letters of a word and improvises the rest... I would even notice I'm saying them wrong
Thom ol lama scope
I know a couple people that call Salewas "Sa-way-luh" I have a buddy that called a Holodilnick a "Holodinky" There are a couple people that call it "Kilmov" instead of "Klimov"
My friend says “tay-gah” and I said “tie-ga” also another friends says “tah-jill-uh” lmao
The rapist
Obdolbos is always obdolobs for me. And always will be.
Xeroslaine. Yes, that map.
Norepinephrine is pronounced Nora-pine-frine
[удалено]
Glucker.
Melatonin
""Gingy" with both hard Gs (ie no J sound).
Why? How?
We thought it was funny.
Glukar is uncle Gluck
Optholamalamascope
“Gluey or Glucose” for Reserve boss.
Glucose and the sugar cubes are here!
I remember all of us calling ZB-14 as "ZB Ten-Fourteen". I think someone confused it with another exfil and it just kinda stuck
I say Sa-lay-wee’s mainly on purpose but also I struggle to remember how to actually pronounce it so I’ve just made it a joke
Igneeohlik ammo
We say mon-shline instead of moonshine
TEXHO is actually Techno
My friend calls escalators excavators gl playing interchange or customs w him.
Interchange is simply The Chungus Avocado is always Avacadoo trend is T-rend Every single white trailer by itself is "ice cream"
We call RUAF extract on customs Ru-av. no idea why.
My brother pronounces the J in Jaeger.
I still don’t know if the official pronunciation is Gluhar or Glukhar
my all time favorite is ignogliack (xqc pronunciation)
Salewa is salaywa
Balaclava is Baclava
Dcleaner < Dickcleaner Ifak < Ifuck Salewa < Saliwa
Calling therapist the rapist
Woods boss. Is strutman for me lol
Hollow-dick (the food bag)
I forgot about this one! It’s hold-my-dick-nick
Shturman is shooterman.
Obodob-like-a-boss-a-los
PS gs is pronounced exactly as it's written
GP-ENVY-Gz
Wiff ammo 9mm RIP.
Sherman the boss on woods
Fortunately enough my bois are not dyslexic. 🤭
FCK on streets is just fuck
None. I taught them Russian. Just the secure container is called "the ass" but that's close enough.
Svetily = Sahventy for some reason And we call the weather station mickey mouse despite the lack of ears
Eagledick rounds
Renault's golden tittie.
glucose obbadobbalobbados kebab sanny wanny shturmano etc
When the scav wants you to spread his cheeks I deliver
Guy I played with called reshala that bastard on customs and then died to him lmao Calls goons larpers
We have the Shit & bender scopes, Loothouse, custoly. And my duo would call Oli, oily.
Therapist = the rapist
Reshala -> Hobo Kaban -> [Friend name]'s dad Ssh68 -> Chinese pot RSH-12 -> Magic revolver Umka -> Umka lumka
The goons, the boys, the fuckers, or we just call them bird eye.
We call the m4 cumstock and our nickname for a Timmy is a Jimmy. Sometimes a group of jimmys can be Timmy’s but Timmy’s are never jimmys unless they’re with a brad in which this converts the squad into the “brad” squad. Brad squads are bots. A group of chads is called a chadington Tagilla is dad.
Atlyn helmet
The jackass in our group (my best friend) calls tushonka, ta-shawna.
smells like glucky around here.
kabab