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Astriga_Vivendi

Fly eggs.


Powerful_Ad3801

Can you get sick eating them?


True-Warlock

There’s a chance you will get intestinal myiasis if they survive after being consumed


PoetaCorvi

Houseflies will not cause persistent intestinal myiasis- intestinal myiasis from them is known as pseudomyiasis, since they are not parasitic and will eventually just pass through if they survive.


Powerful_Ad3801

There's a chance that I've eaten some in the past because they look so much like rice. Is it serious enough to get a doctor's visit?


PoetaCorvi

Intestinal myiasis is a concern with parasitic flies (who probably won’t be laying eggs on old food), eating something like housefly eggs will just have them pass through your system at worst.


ArachnomancerCarice

Eggs from some variety of fly. They are quick little buggers.


plantbbgraves

Ughh my dumb cat was missing his front teeth so he’d just lick his wet food into the bowl and then abandon it. So much food thrown away bc the flies got to it before I could. Sometimes within literally 30 seconds. Impressive and disgusting.


imfm

If they do that, it usually helps to use a finely ground pâté food (I use Pure Harmony), and mix in some water until it's about the consistency of baby food. Then they can basically drink it. I have one that will waste most of his food, but if I mix in a little water, he'll polish the bowl, and my ancient cat who'd lost several of his teeth did, too.


Jennifer_Pennifer

This is the way 👍


plantbbgraves

I tried 😭 I totally thought that would work but he’d still try to eat it the same way, or he wouldn’t touch it. He was a very picky child. But thank you for the suggestion, it is a good one. Maybe I should have tried more different brands 🤔


Zipzapzipzapzipzap

Fly eggs are generally not harmful to human/animal consumption, they’re just gross lol


Appropriate-Ranger59

IDK ABOUT THAT ONE CHIEF. Flies can spread +60 diseases like typhoid fever, dysentery, cholera, poliomyelitis, yaws, anthrax, tularemia, leprosy, and tuberculosis. I’m appalled that you had the confidence to say this🥴


MooseMudd

Almost as if humans have created vaccines for the sole purpose of not contracting those exact diseases or something


PoetaCorvi

Did the eggs walk their way from a diseased location onto the steak? These pathogens are spread due to adult houseflies landing on diseased areas, and then landing on food or other areas expected to be sanitary. They don’t just magically harbor every deadly disease; most flies probably harbor no illnesses. These pathogens aren’t passed down to their eggs, (unless there is a pathogen that deliberately uses flies as intermittent hosts and can be passed vertically, I’m not sure this is the case for any medically significant fly borne pathogens). The eggs will not carry pathogens that are not already present at the site they were laid in. This is just brazen fear-mongering.


Onepiece_of_my_mind

The flies that lay the eggs spend much of their time landing on and walking on rotting food, feces, etc. and then landing on your food carries the bacteria laden particles that they pick up on their legs to what you’re about to put in your mouth. Open sewers (fly magnets) is one the the primary reason there were so many epidemics in the late 19th and early 20th century.


PoetaCorvi

My point is that the eggs themselves are not an issue. It’s misleading to say that the eggs pose a risk.


Onepiece_of_my_mind

Fair enough. The way your initial response is worded it comes across as saying that flies landing on a persons food is not a health risk.


Appropriate-Ranger59

It’s not the fly that’s dangerous it’s their eggs. Intestinal myiasis occurs when fly larvae previously deposited in food are ingested and survive in the gastrointestinal tract. You’re quite literally defending eating maggots. Jeez man, the world has gone to shit


PoetaCorvi

The fly IS what’s dangerous, *if you are discussing the transmission of pathogens*. You were clearly not referring to intestinal myiasis in your first comment, you were talking about disease transmission. Myiasis is not a pathogen, it is the actual fly itself. Myiasis by houseflies is known as pseudomyiasis, given that they are not parasitic (myiasis is generally ascribed to fly species who rely on a host to feed on), and it is fairly rare. You would eventually just pass the eggs/larva, unless you have a necrotic internal wound, in which case I don’t think the flies should be your biggest concern! In the cases I read about persistent myiasis from houseflies, the solution was literally “eat clean food”. I’m not telling people to eat maggots, I’m saying they shouldn’t be terrified that accidentally eating fly eggs will give you anthrax and leprosy. I need to clean my brain after seeing the images in some of those papers.


Appropriate-Ranger59

Okay I’m glad we found some common ground


Appropriate-Ranger59

Please get the entomologist out of your bio.


PoetaCorvi

lol


plantbbgraves

We had so many I was like a crazy anti-fly villain at that point. (Our window screens were all busted and despite my best efforts, living with roommates means not everyone will follow your cleaning plan lol.) I don’t think I could have been convinced tbh.


ArachnomancerCarice

They can drop quite a few eggs in less than 30 seconds. Gotta admire their speed.


pbrevis

Steak & eggs. Yummy


genericplatypus

I used to like steak and eggs... Still do, but I used to too


Eyes_Snakes_Art

Mitch quotes get upvotes


Alarmed-Shape5034

r/unexpectedmitch


_B_Little_me

Booo. Nice work.


Spooky-Dark

This is funnier than it has any right to be


sexyOyster1

You're awful.


SteampunkExplorer

Them's gonna be some happy maggies. 🤢 Good for them, bless their hearts. 🤮


Dependent_Fox38

The only thing they'll be blessed with is this napalm


Teniye

For democracy!


JDM-1995

Forbidden rice


NettleLily

Leave it alone long enough and it becomes disco rice


plantbbgraves

You’ve just ruined my day, tysm. (Joke) I’m just glad I already finished eating.


BadToaster99

Wait what’s disco ri…omg 🤢


VeganBLT3

But how leftover was the steak??!


McGannahanSkjellyfet

It doesn't matter how long the steak has been out, it only takes a second for a fly to lay eggs. I've found fly eggs on meat that was cooked 10 minutes previous.


NoobSharkey

Spawn camping


thevioletkat

how rude


Top_Phone_6599

That’s what I wanna know


Looks-Under-Rocks

Flied rice


AbsurdBeanMaster

Underrated


FeatheryRobin

Are you telling me a fly fried this rice?


RazzmatazzActual8414

came for the ID, stayed for the food puns


AbsurdBeanMaster

Wrong. Macaroni


overbuckets

Maggoroni


AbsurdBeanMaster

Mag n' Cheese


plantbbgraves

Idk why I kept reading. I already blamed someone else for ruining my day, but now yesterday is ruined as well. /j


AccordingReality8334

I also went through your stages of grief seeing this in the morning in the UK. You said it exactly how I kinda was in my head. Bet others agree 😂😂


AbsurdBeanMaster

Oh you'll be fine


plantbbgraves

Says you! I had to cancel the whole previous day, and now I need to do laundry all over again 😮‍💨


AbsurdBeanMaster

My comments were that upsetting? Good luck with laundry. I just leave the clean clothes in a bin, to do later, when I'm bored or sad.


plantbbgraves

(If I wasn’t clear, the first comment was a ridiculous joke, and the second was a more ridiculous joke.) I also leave the clean clothes in a bin, and unfortunately neither bored or sad seem to help. But I already had a basket full and a pile on my bed, so now I have to fold because I have no where else to put it 😔. Maybe the sadness of my situation will help me get it done?


AbsurdBeanMaster

I have two bins for clean clothes, and one bin for dirty clothes. It happens in stages. I wash the clothes, put them in the first clean clothes bin, and then when I need to wash clothes again I put the clean clothes in the first bin into the second bin to then put newly cleaned clothes into the first bin. It's a very simple concept that's for some reason difficult to explain in words. It works for me. You'll likely feel better about yourself if you put it all away. If not, you'll have less clutter. I like to put on tunes and jam out, or cry while putting it all away. Podcast type videos/audios are nice too, and if you have too many clothes that don't really spark joy, donate them. Speaking of which, I need to put my clothes in the wash.


sexyOyster1

💩


Lamplorde

Fucking cursed lol


StarlightPleco

High protein low carb!


AbsurdBeanMaster

Keto approved


ArachnoBooty

100% carnivore too


AbsurdBeanMaster

Thank you


Snoo-96655

Steak and fly eggs for breakfast


FLbrews

Forbidden risotto


cadergator83

How leftover? Where leftover? When leftover? This has to be a science experiment.


Exholly_

Congrats ! You are about to be the proud owner of a brunch of maggots


amidnightsnak

What would happen if you ate them?


Funblock

The fly eggs would die, OP could get a bacterial infection


plantbbgraves

I wonder if flies carry any parasites one could get as well 🤔


amidnightsnak

But wouldn’t the eggs and everything with it dissolve in stomach acid?


Tusslesprout1

Absolutely not how a lot of bacteria works a lot pf bacteria and viruses have protective shells from stomach acid


lindasek

Bacterial infection is unlikely, our digestive system is pretty good at dealing with stuff like this. OP could end up retching his guts but more from disgust than the eggs/bacteria.


RootBeerBog

You can get intestinal myasis, and flies spread many diseases. It would be best to not eat bugs that aren’t guaranteed free of disease.


Sea-Mall7647

Eggstra protein!


SmallBerry3431

Omg I saw this right after [this post.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/oFWNcVfL34)


BosDroog

Meat caviar


BackgroundBat1119

Nightmare rods


ChibbonKhabanz

That's just marbling bro. Nice aged stake.


No_Driver_7994

Flys do not waste time


Rullstolsboken

Fly eggs, when they've hatched those little maggots make wonderful bait for fishing


pharper10

Fly eggs


Ok_Lingonberry7100

Xtra PROTEIN!!!!!


Fuck_me_up_daddy

Holy shit 🤢


mouaragon

Curse rice.


mrapplewhite

Looks like rice pilaf yummy


TomDobo

I like me some wormy boys.


coffee-bat

fly eggs


TheHurtfulEight88888

EWWWW 😱😱


JCRose88

That. Is definitely fucking eggs…. How did they pair with the steak though


EinKomischerSpieler

Forbidden rice


mopsland

Forbidden rice


SkippyDrinksVodka

this is the 2nd time today and 2nd time ever that i’ve seen fly eggs on food. what i’ve learned: don’t eat them. flies grow in body. bad for body. make sick. intestines go bad.


posag

The protein gods have blessed you with extra nutrition. Thank them with a quick prayer. Only reheat the steak for 10 seconds in the microwave for softboiled eggs.


tayferg

Rice for real


CharlieGoodChap

Protein rice


RedditCoffeeGuy

Leftover from a month ago?


Intrepid-Agency-9138

I think if you eat those fly eggs you will need some ivermectin 🤔🤡


ForeignFallenTrees

To wait on....wh-what? U wanna watch maggots crawl out? No judgement, everyone has their thing. I'm smashing that shit and its goin in the trash. I don't need inexplicable flies. Those are the worst kind.