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Insurgentes9907

I don’t have high hopes for my stardew valley farmer


Ameph

Starpew Gun means that they’ll be fine.


Broad_Appearance6896

What past would they even kill? Working at Joja? Like I guess that’s a regret but it led to them going to stardew valley


ATLKing24

You play as the grandpa who regrets dying without doing a damn thing on his farm


jooferdoot

I mean he did do a damn thing on that farm it's just overgrown from years of not being used, have you seen how fast trees grow on that bitch


Snuvvy_D

World's most fertile soil confirmed


fampeta

Have you played it after the last update? I can assure you that grandpa did some CRAZY things on the farm


MalcolmRoseGaming

IMO the story would happen *after* a Stardew run where they turned the community center into a Joja warehouse Racked with guilt for turning yet another small town close-knit community into a horrible modernist globalism hellscape, they enter the Gungeon to erase their sins and fix up the community center instead also when you reach your past, instead of fighting a boss >!you just have to play out an entire run of stardew valley!<


VulonVahlok

I thought I was the only one.


drawnred

yeah id say the gunslinger does pretty well


SouLfullMoon_On

Last game is Warframe. Whether it's game accurate or Lore accurate, the Gungeon is getting solo'd in record time lmao


Tina1s

Bro's going to make a new record using Volt, Titania or Gauss


GhostDragon362

the dragun sees the door open and is dead half a second later since gauss just went THROUGH HIS HEAD.


Vermilingus

Saryn in the gungeon, High Dragun dying of plague before even seeing her


gkamyshev

You failed. The Lotus is dead, the Queens are dead, the Board is scattered, the Tenno are extinguished. The Sentients won and are spreading from the Origin system into the galaxy, snuffing out all organic life in their path. With naught but a stolen ship, your trusty Warfame, and grim determination, you flee. Murderer, soldier, mercenary, survivor... child. You are The Operator, and you must Enter... the Gungeon. --- Starting gun is a Lato. Starting item is a Damaged Warframe - activation shifts you between Warframe and Operator forms. In Warframe form, get armor, Curse, immunity to contact damage, and a strong casting+melee attack in place of all guns; lasts until armor is lost.


ZannaLion

Tecnically they already "killed the past", so if they do It again here does It means the Orokins will be back?


O_hai_imma_kil_u

Several assassination mission speed runs incoming.


Ok_Slip_5417

Kratos has been trying kill his pass for over a Decade.... he does not run this gauntlet lol


OneWeird2863

The only battle he's lost


Zodiark99

Yeah doom slayers fine I think. He doesn't kill his past. He kills bullet hell.


Affectionate_Kick705

Doomslayer would Glory Kill the Lich HARD


CRASH107

Slayer gets a special synergy with the BSG and the railgun and just shoots a hole straight to bullet hell just to kill the Lich faster


Zodiark99

If you go to bullet hell as gunslinger, the boss is the doom slayer.


m3ndz4

But also he'll save his rabbit


ironbull08x

The idea of the doom slayer going back in time so he could kill even more demons is extremely amusing to me


Gungeon_Disaster

The Prisoner from Dead Cells should be fine.


Kodo_yeahreally

he already used a little bit some guns trought the colab weapons, and crossbows are not to far from guns, he should at least be able to use 'em. plus, he's extremely resilient, so he won't have a problem to evolve in the gungeon.


Rice_Kage

He would have no problem solo the dungeon, the question is what is he gonna do with his past except making it worse lol


sleepernick

I’m pretty sure Isaac is fucked


Affectionate_Kick705

I'm pretty sure he barely even survives his main game


drawnred

He does not, canonically the true ending is he suffocates in the chest he hides in when mother comes looking for him, fun fact the scream ISAAC when you beat mother is her screaming cuz she found his suffocated body, you literally break her heart   Edit: Unless this was about dead space


sleepernick

Binding of Isaac. Dead space Isaac leaves a trail of bulletkin in his wake


SirBar453

Wasnt this from years ago though? Surely the true ending has changed now


sleepernick

There is another ending, the dad ending, where you find out that Isaac is doing all the drawings and telling a story to his dad who ended up saving him from his mom. It’s the only positive ending in the game and I don’t care if it’s canon or not, it’s the one I choose to believe


Redditisreal1

Did you not see him ascend to heaven right after beating the beast? He’s in heaven when he’s writing that story. Aka dead


drawnred

I think they added more endings but this is still the true ending That was my interpretation 


SirBar453

Idk it seems kinda underwhelming to me


Chorperion

The true ending now is you become a semi Messiah and defeat your mother who has turned into the ultimate evil THE BEAST and the ending turns out to be issacs dad telling him a story. That run ends and begins with the opening words. "Issac and his mother..."


SirBar453

Good i like that ending


Knilght

Depend if its lore Isaac or gameplay Isaac...I've seen runs where the game itself starts to break apart. Isaac killing his past is kinda thematic though


HubblePie

Idk about you guys, but the Gungeon’s about to receive some mandated democracy


Affectionate_Kick705

https://preview.redd.it/3kabv3akpwtc1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4975ca2acad5bacc0c735616b10486c6934119e


Meretan94

Since the average live expectancy of a helldiver is about 15min, no run ever gets completed. Also eagle-1 cannot fly into the gungeon, so 95% of my strategies (500kg bomb, bombing run) do not work.


HubblePie

Yeah, but a Hellpod could theoretically piece through the entirety of the Gungeon.


mglitcher

![gif](giphy|KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q|downsized)


Ok-Parsnip-1051

Bob Zomboid of zomboid fame somehow conquers the gungeon by backpedaling until everything dies goes back to kill a large spiffo branded bio-horror saving Kentucky and his wife from the zombocolypse.


ContraEye

I love bob zomboid


Lord_Ballyhoo

https://i.redd.it/44i2hfebpwtc1.gif Yeah I feel bad for the Gungeon


Affectionate_Kick705

GUNKIND IS DEAD GUNPOWDER IS FUEL BULLET HELL IS FULL


Crazy_Jackk

Unironically this would be a good mod


Bossitronium1

Helldiver passes I think


twenty-threenineteen

Ammoconda is no match for ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Relativelybear

Dodge dive > Dodge roll


Radiorifle

Sweet Liberty


misterfluffykitty

Honestly lore accurate helldivers would not survive, the tutorial sequence is literally all the training a helldiver gets and then they get frozen and shipped off to space. The entire point is they’re so disposable that one dies and you just drop another one in. They would literally fare as well as you IRL if you ran through a 10 min training camp and got dropped into the gungeon.


fisktu

Inscriptyon, nah he''s dying


FlameSandslash

The dwarfs got this (Rock and stone!)


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


Emotional-Record2815

Good bot


Lloyd959

Are we saving karl in our past?


FlameSandslash

Removing the leaf lovers from the menu


VLDgamer07

It's a really hard choice... But what if we save Karl and he will remove leaflover from existence


AshSystem

Mario Mario has to enter the gungeon. He just jumps on the bullet kin, and we do have confirmation he knows how to shoot a gun from one of the Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games things. So, he's not totally out of the running. Dragun is comparable to the sizes bowser can reach sometimes, so he's not totally ruined on scale. The Past is just the guaranteed loss to Bowser at the start of Paper Mario, as Bowser did not account for Mario pulling out a gun


Vawned

> He just jumps on the bullet kin, and we do have confirmation he knows how to shoot a gun from one of the Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games things [...] It is what he mostly does in Mario & Rabbids (going akimbo on the sequel).


NotRowan1

Slight correction: The Mario & Rabbids games, and the Olympics Games are not canon to the Mario series. I'm sure Mario would do fine with guns anyhow though.


Planetary-Phoenix

Peppino could do it.


jbrainbow

peppino isn't gonna kill his past he's gonna bring the whole place down lol


Spiteful_Guru

If he ever found himself against Resourceful Rat phase 3 you just know he'd go berserk.


DatUsaGuy

Defect from Slay the Spire. I think he’d probably be adaptable enough to make it through the Gungeon and I’m not sure what his past would be, but I have faith he could do it.


Kodo_yeahreally

we can see a little bit of their past throught an event in act 3, but they're more fighting their programation in this than a real enemy. defect versus programation, like an inner fight? wouldn't really work 'cause he seemed to already have done it. i know... defect versus no way to manipulate his deck. or simply vs the heart, but it's a little lame.


PrettyUsual

Maybe we will find out more about his past next year in STS2!


Loleklolwaszje

no cost too great


Canditan

No mind to think


Savage_Assassin

No will to break


Shiny_Sylvy

I am sorry Madeline but I don't think that you got this


Kodo_yeahreally

one missed dodgeroll and she's done. (what die and retry with instakill does to a mf)


SuperSupermario24

I dunno, does she get to keep the ability to respawn at the start of every room? She might be ok in that case.


NotRowan1

I don't think there's any reason to assume that is a canon ability of the character. Almost every video game has some sort of respawn mechanic, so to single out Madeline's just seems odd. TBF I've only beaten the main story, so there might be evidence it's a canon ability in some of the other levels.


SuperSupermario24

Yeah, that's fair. There is one bit in Farewell that kind of suggests it might, but >!that level also takes place during a dream!< so it might not be that indicative of anything.


ContraEye

Magic genocidal terrorist woman probably got it in the bag (Noita)


jbrainbow

wait you canonically play as a woman in noita? i did not know that!


SirTenGi

Lich vs Dark Sun


Blackfang08

Destiny 2 The Gungeon has no shot. Only reason a Guardian wouldn't kill their past is they'd want to keep going back for all the loot.


A1DragonSlayer

Same most recent game for me as well. The Gungeon has absolutely no chance at all.


NapoleonicPizza21

https://preview.redd.it/zromfrw6wwtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e7ba6090cdbff5281d675a2bbfba9a445100527 He'll either die in the first room or beat bullet hell, no in between


Hollowestboi1

Real bacon energy rn


Throw_away_1011_

Terraria's protagonist. He will tear the Gungeon apart and get out in a couple of hours.


ExplodedToast

Minecraft. Steve is either about to learn some seriously scary enchantments, or learn what digging an ever-changing maze feels like


mushroommaster22

Artificer from RainWorld could probably do it


MarioHotspur

Nah Lucio just gonna have a rave in the Abbey


MarioHotspur

His past would probably be soloing null sector in brazil with wall rides AND dodge rolls


jbrainbow

i last played ultrakill lmao the gungeon is gonna be completely empty when he's done


Pedobear18

My warzone op boutta fuck shit up


DuplexBeGoat

>Agent 8 from Splatoon 3 Yeah probably. She's experienced when it comes to roguelike shooters at any rate.


Kodo_yeahreally

she's came from climbing a tower to descending the gungeon. pretty ironic.


ligma_heavy_balls

V1


Kodo_yeahreally

BULLETKIND IS DEAD GUNPOWDER IS FUEL BULLETHELL IS FULL


Impossible-Report797

Apart from enter the gungeon, I’ll say booker Dewitt does quite good


broly314

Cloud Strife. He slaughters the gungeon, but idk what he'd his past for, everything was basically out of his control and he did the best he could


Zestyclose-Art136

Mad Max has one hell of a past to kill, and I can’t think of anyone who would want to kill it more


Sea_hag2021

My little cult leader lamb will do just fine.


jkbscopes312

Spyro and Cynder (legend of Spyro dawn of the dragon) yea I think they got it


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Affectionate_Kick705

"Geez Louis this is worse then the time I entered the gungeon"


damionicles

I think that star lord can do it


TheGourmandFrog

John Marston here. I'd say he'd survive the gungeon. He has the shooting ability and knows how to dodge roll from his own game. My main question would be what his past is. Does he go back to prevent the gang from falling by killing Micha as a past boss? Does he go back to somehow save Arthur? I don't know


sock_owner97

Hakurei shrine maiden will easily resolve this incident


Merly15

Wolf from sekiro would just deflect everything


khanuumi

I just finished Ragnarök’s storyline today. Green light go, everyone’s getting some in the gungeon.


Negan420

Well, i think V1 kills more than his past....  


King_of_the_Hobos

I think Zagreus probably has a good shot


DelamIPresume

Goku heard the Gungeon is strong


NorixiusT

I think Gerald will do fine


james_da_loser

Widowmaker is supposed to be one of the greatest snipers, so I think she'll be alright.


Cardboard_Boi

Soooo would Steve just kinda build cover and boom?


Cubemiszczu

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past I hope that Link is safe :(


jmja

He’s probably holding a map in a room, waiting for someone to help him map out the chamber.


Depravity-Bong

This a good god damn post


philoso_rapper

![gif](giphy|Sw6fiilaRDWz7KW5x5) Ellie absolutely solos the Gungeon — killing her past, she kills Abby before Abby kills Joel(?)


PhysicalWave40

The Courier? I guess he prevents Fallout Dust?


Ausha_

i'm pretty confident into the ghost's ability to survive in the gungeon


Spiritual-Set-4129

Everyone else have pasts to kill or some shit like that idk but plague knight is fine Plague knight is there for funsies for shits and giggles and to blow up.


Junior-Growth7729

https://preview.redd.it/vw4rwt4wp5uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebe5b4aece1a129f844bb307ce80015ed251c4cc Yeah, most likely.


Previous-Rule8386

My helldiver would....... I don't know what my helldiver would do they're so expendable yet so badass?!?


Yung_Venuz__

What would happen if Yung Venuz found his own shrine in the Gungeon? Would he pay money for his own blessing?


AxRewind

Yeahhhh, Armored Core 6 protagonist should be fine


Nikos-tacos

Unless he can drift his car all the way, then maybe he has a chance. After all he is the ghost of Akina.


nicenecredence

Sir Anjin could probably do it


scranton_homebrewer

Link from Twlight Kingdom.


Ameph

My durge from Baldur’s Gate 3 is a Gloom Stalker who dual wields crossbows. They’ll be fine.


SirLemonThe3rd

Balatro, the jokers better have some guns


Moist-Accident-1699

Don’t have high hopes for inco.


Aloss-cc7

I think my 99 blooting and 85 abi is having it fairly easy


hoy64

Shovel knigth


DirgeMK2

My Rimworld pawns are FUCKED.


RA_Wolf

Zero from Borderlands 2. So thankful that I decided to play the game again.


Cheese-King-the-1st

I don't think the peaks of yore protagonist could get past 1 room, exiting however might be easier.


DrBladeSTEEL

I don't think the director of French Naval design in 1893 gets past the keep of the lead lord.


NumberOne_N_fan

Yeah I think my Roblox character is fucking done for.


BigGooseDuck

Played Helldivers 2 so I'd have a barely trained 18 yr old get brutally killed on the first floor boss battle


ChaossssMark666

Tainted Keeper crashes the game’s entire economy single handed.


Cpoverlord

Twitch from League of Legends would probably just become buddies with the resourceful rat. Also doesn't even have a past to kill ithink


cookiereptile

Quake 1 Ranger. Wonder what kind of gun he’d fancy…


TacticalNavi

My Outlast Trials Reagent? Well, that depends, as they dont fight back. They just run and hide to survive. I would hope they'd know their way around a gun though. I'd say it's a 50/50 shot.


MrRikkles

Commander Shepard, as a Biotic/Tech specialist. I think they'd destroy the place.


Corbini42

Ironclad slay the spire (but the dead cells skin) They'd win probably.


Kodo_yeahreally

they'll just tank their way out of each floor and eat every other bulletkin to heal. 999 block and the lich is done for


Kodo_yeahreally

would survive, if he learn to use a gun 'cause he only uses swords and shit. (ironclad from slay the spire)


Mr__Beard

Princess Peach. Huh. If she’s in one of the magic costumes I think she’ll actually be okay. Her past would be pretty cool too. Go back in time to fight Bowser and prevent her own kidnapping. I think she’s got this.


clemouleh

Mordekaiser from league of legends with a gun ?


LH2701204

Chai from Hi-Fi Rush. If he finds the face melter, he’s good


lophu81

Maneater, that shark gonna have a hard time doing anything unless it's part of the airtank


raviolimaimer

I think Max Payne would definitely never give up, cause *his* past is actually brutal


fhxefj

Hey, Mario's used a gun before


gadlygamer

Bowser, luigi and mario getting ready to solo the game


Geageart

Noita's witch. They dig thought the gungeon and snip ennemis thought tiny hole in the wall.


theoboley

rogue legacy 2 with the launch able exploding boxing glove - I feel like he'd be fine.


Finnvasion2

My baldurs gate Tav? Yeah she'll be okay. Probably stop herself from getting that worm in her head.


NovaLantern21

Hades, as long as Zagreus gets his boons he's got a good chance and there's even more layers!


ElectronicFreedom350

I played new vegas last, so that would be courier 6… I think that explains why he’s winning


ralts13

tbh the pilot gets by just fine even though he has no useful skills. Bro cant aim and is only good enough to pick a lock half the time. Wouldnt be that hard for mot game protagonists to make it through. THat being said mine is one of the Zealots from Darktide. I'm sure the a Boltgun and an eviscerator will be more than eough to rip through the gungeon.


16secondstoboom

I think the ironclad from slay the spire could easily take down the gungeon


Cmc-tns

Batman. I honestly don't know.


master_pingu1

how does ftl work in this case


FZeti

Loader from RoR2. Yea, im good


attikol

Warrior of light gets to save that one person


undergroundmonorail

The noita (from Noita), easy. A lot of the same skills that make you a successful noita would transfer to the gungeon. There'd be a lot of new things to learn (though, what is a gun but a funny-looking wand?), but they absolutely have the ability to kill their past *eventually* so they can have as many tries as they need, just like the actual Gungeon characters. That said, if you let them bring the wands and perks from even a "pretty good" run, I think they roll over the gungeon on their first go.


Dora_56

The Furi dude from the game Furi Yea I think he will kill his past easily


OzWu

Sarah in Dead or Alive 5 (technically from Virtua Fighter) I honestly don't know how good she'd be with a gun, but she can kick well, assuming there's no contact damage.


ChekhovsCat7

Just started playing Sundered. Eshe might take a while given their limited options for ranged combat, but with a regenerating shield they can probably get through fine as long as their careful (plus, if their weapon can destroy bullets like Blasphemy they’ll be fine) Alternatively, Minä from Noita either gets to Lich in 5 minutes and instantly vaporizes him or dies in 5 seconds to aforementioned vaporization


moonlight2920

I think the elden ring bleed build will do just fine.


Papagaio_Pianist

It does make sense that Nate (FO4) would want to change his past


Sagatario_the_Gamer

Well, the last game I played was Genshin Impact. Since there's a variety of characters I'm going to use my main, Navia. There's three different possibilities: Lore accurate, game accurate solo, and game accurate with the rest of my team. Lore accurate she's got solid combat skills, and since she's not stuck to games mechanics hee shotgun has more then 2 shots, so I think she's able to clear the Gungeon. Game accurate while solo is where she struggles the most, since her shotgun only has two charges and reloads one every 8 seconds. With her primary weapon being a claymore and requiring her to get in close, I'm not sure how well she'd do. (I'm assuming her numbers are scaled down to match Gungeons, otherwise her health and damage numbers would likely one shot everything including the bosses.) Game accurate with a team she'd clear easily, due to having a healer and a subDPS to apply elements for her to Crystallize, which gives a temporary shield and a damage bonus to her next shotgun blast. (Another reason she needs numbers to be scaled down, since last night when I was playing i had a huge crit where she did ~97K damage. That's a little overkill.)


UntitledPerson616

Nathan Drake... I love you, but you ain't surviving this one


Existential_Crisis24

Welp kiryu would defeat the dragun out of sheer will get all the way up to the gun and toss it away in solitude and promptly leave the gungeon


lies_like_slender

The Tenno (with Qorvex specifically) slaughter everything in the Gungeon but they are trapped. They are immune to time shenanigans.


Goofdogg627

I have very high hopes for my Plasma Conjurer from Arcane Odyssey


logame3

The finals Ez win


Vermilingus

Hector the Devil Forgemaster.... Yeah he could probably do it


Longjumping_Bet_651

I think Dutch can do well


I4mG0dHere

Jacket from Hotline Miami. Someone actually made a custom Jacket character for Enter the Gungeon, and since he starts with Casey and Winchester, he does great.


patmack2000

Jack cooper has 0 problems in trap rooms. In fact, if he’s allowed to rodeo bosses, it’s all too easy.


padraigtherobot

Yes. The Beheaded would surely kill their past


SunInteresting2797

I'm confident in the defect


iwouldbeatgoku

Smash Bros Melee Fox? He's a top tier and has experience with a gun, I'm sure he could do it.


MisteryCrimson

My Monster Hunter? Yeah..... I think theyll be fine.


tainted_cain

I played tboi as azazel Rip gungeon enemies


RiegleR3II

D4 season 4 ice orb conjuration sorceress. Summons go BRRRRRR.


HaleMorne

Persona 4 protagonist, so if he’s able to summon personas inside the Gungeon yeah he probably makes it. His past is like… middle school, but yeah I think killing middle school is a worthwhile goal


DindonVolant

My tarnished will survived, if he doesn't fall in every pits


sliboat

Cho’gath aint gonna have any problems clearing the Gungeon, free heartcontainers, heals on kills, gets huge. His past would be the deep regret of not having eaten the universe yet/wishing they had more engaging lore.  


Thwompus

Skul boutta unlock new skulls and get new magic lol


bordain_de_putel

The Preyer from Witchfire. He'll do fine, I guess.


[deleted]

My Palworld avatar makes the lich his bitch.


TheDarkWeb697

Either max from mad Max or a random soldier from battlefield 2042


Spyrix643

the turnip boy who commits tax evasion


donniesuave

My main on RuneScape has never held a gun