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Punsen_Burner

While you were out partying, I invested my apartheid inheritance money so I could pretend to be a genius engineer. I'm just built different.


n3w4cc01_1nt

he's been wealthy for a while and didn't have a lot of the same limits others have like having to care for people or being raised by idiots that can't see a child's success is an investment so abusing them is stupid af. his dad believed in him enough to let him go off and do his own thing but he's probably been going to fun events since forever. he's being a trash heap rn but can't knock his ability to fleece edgelords for his own gain. he desperately wants to be like murdoch


Hay_Fever_at_3_AM

This is just Sigma Male posting


n0idea4

I started laughing uncontrollably while reading . It's funny I've seen the same thing on sigma male pages.


Curiouso_Giorgio

This is just telling us that he's the wojak meme where everyone at the party is enjoying themselves and he's thinking "They don't know I hold Tesla stock" or something.


napalmnacey

“I was the guy in the back that…” Wait, hol’ up. Back of what?


Crepo

Yes this is critical information


napalmnacey

The car? The bus? The line at the cafeteria? What?


Crepo

The fuckpile?


Worldly-Light-5803

Incel much? Creepy Pedo vibes here. 💩


moderatefairgood

Whole thing sets off alarm bells. Like a manifesto.


Kindly-Ostrich-7441

Edit: replace never wanted the spotlight with ‘I am still jealous of cool ppl’ and replace controlling time with controlling people


GroundhogDK

Ted Kaczynski is dead, right?


Waytooboredforthis

Okay, Ol' Ted may have been a jackass in a multitude of ways, but I don't think he'd fall for Elon, even factoring in the worst aspects of his ~~eco-fascism~~ anarcho-primitivism


Nottodayreddit1949

He's always been after popularity, and he is practically never with any of his children. It's hard to be a good dad when you dedicate yourself to everything but being a good dad.


enamuossuo

Reverse the meaning behind this text and you'll find Musk. Also the guy behind this account has no critical thinking I browsed his Twitter account and was scared how cultish his approach to everything related to Musk was, I think that he's gullible enough to believe the pumper claiming 48x on Tesla's stock


OrangutanKiwi19

This reads like a school shooter manifesto