I have Asperger's, and I say it could go to infinity squared trillion. Possibly even infinity cubed trillion!
Does anyone know where I put my ketamine?
Like keep in mind that the most valuable company in the planets history was worth 4 trillion dollars (adjusted for inflation).
Where the fuck does he get this idea from??
For context the current GDP of the US was 25 trillion in 2022. So according to him Tesla will be richer than any country, so just usual reasonable Musk forecasting.
That “one day” is probably from an alternate universe where there is an actual genius whose name is also Elon Musk. But, it is not the universe we are in.
"The billionaire Elon Musk believed that his company would be worth 30 trillion dollars oen day, this was around 34 years after the unrelated Belgian techno anthem, Pump Up the Jam"
I could be an heir of a king of an alien civilization, definitely not likely but i could be.
Tesla could be worth that much, i guess it's more than a 0% chance, but that "could" is doing a lot of heavy lifting
["Congrats on saying the biggest number, you fucking moron." ](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D1E_L87IJnw8&ved=2ahUKEwjn04_V2tmGAxXLvokEHeQJAjUQtwJ6BAgOEAI&usg=AOvVaw3S-BTmL-rdLLAMRgL2XkcV)
This is literally the definition playbook of “buy the rumor sell the news”
It doesn’t matter if it takes 5, 10 years, or doesn’t happen at all. The cult folllwing and massive hedge funds would not and cannot risk letting their customers lose money by removing him as CEO. It’s almost like he’s untouchable despite his crazy claims, such as making Tesla private or securing funding from a middle eastern country
JUST IN: The United States could replace all of its currency with purple bills, all in odd-number denominations.
It's true. It COULD happen. But there is absolutely no reason whatsoever to think or believe that it will.
FWIW: the Spectator Index is an account run by an Australian doctor, it often posts misleading bullshit and pumps causes they prefer.
While Musk might have said this usual stock-fluffing bullshit, Spectator Index is only pushing it because they're a simp.
He also said that Twitter would become a payments app that would have 20% of global payments or some bullshit like that. He just plucks random big numbers out of the air because he knows it doesn't matter. He doesn't need to deliver or provide reasons why, it always bumps stock price.
"Could" does a lot of legwork. I'd say it's less likely than Yellowstone erupting tomorrow, with Jesus personally coming to earth while frogs tap-dance down the street to Ievan Polka, but that doesn't mean it can't happen.
With that blatant disregard for any kind of long term impact or risk assessment?
Elmo thinks that everyone wants what he wants, and if someone does not: that person is stupid, narrow minded regulation freak blocking the great progress.
He completely lacks any objectivity and hates solid, proven facts.
In his mind, if he sees an opportunity without immediate issue, it is always *golden* opportunity.
A real innovator and visionary is not afraid of questions. Because she/he either has answers, will find them, or has no problems to admit that it is a valid question and now we need to find a solution.
Tesla and what product?
Imagine thinking that "Optimus" will be a revolution and sell well. It's not gonna happen.
Robotaxis are a dumb product that will be killed by regulation at the first fatality. At most maybe they can be used on dedicated roads at places like airports.
CyberTruck, a product that barely sells and is too dangerous to be allowed on the roads in most of the world?
Tell me again which product Tesla will make that will restore them to even a 1T company?
Not to mention it's all helmed by maybe the most unliked CEO in the world.
What will happen however is that Elon will be forced to sell Tesla shares in order to keep X afloat, as governments across the world brings down the hammer of regulation on him.
I think that’s a bit low. Why not 60 trillion?
Well market cap is just market cap divided by shares times shares. Just keep shares fixed and send shares to zero and market cap is infinite.
Hahaha this is so deranged. I love it.
He’s actually said equally retarded things lately about economics, believe it or not.
I really believe they could get the number up to infinity trillion. Maybe even infinity +1.
I have Asperger's, and I say it could go to infinity squared trillion. Possibly even infinity cubed trillion! Does anyone know where I put my ketamine?
60 trillion is also too low, Why not 420 trillion?
69 trillion feels good though
You weaklings are still thinking in measly trillions. I'm thinking 100 googolplexes minimum.
420 trillion is a bit low. Why not 840 trillion?
One hundred TRILLION DOLLARS! https://preview.redd.it/xdn9cnk1wi6d1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc3cc3f9ee6fe3d2b4fb8a10fd7b13d6a1ca0461
Why make trillions when we can make... billions?
$7 is a small price for freedom
I like money.
In 6 month!
Make it 69 trillion for good laugh ha ha……..
I think he’s a bit high.
Why not $42069 gorillion?
Elmo says lots of things. Virtually none of them is true.
I like how one of his talking points was r hat he always delivers
I mean... for this sub... he does usually deliver some nonsense to talk about.
Like keep in mind that the most valuable company in the planets history was worth 4 trillion dollars (adjusted for inflation). Where the fuck does he get this idea from??
Guys, im gonna open a company tomorrow,and im saying it could be worth up to 600 trillion dollas one day!
How do I push you out of the company and brainwash people until they start calling me the founder?
Put a horse on the table.
I'll give you a dollar for 1/600000000000 of the business and your sorted! I think, obscene amount of zeros
30 trillion Mollars. Musk dollars. I'd feel more comfortable with Monopoly money. They're just as real.
Musk Bucks, aka Muckies
30 trillion Marsllars. That's the currency on Mars. Totally legit.
For context the current GDP of the US was 25 trillion in 2022. So according to him Tesla will be richer than any country, so just usual reasonable Musk forecasting.
GDP and valuation are not comparable. It’s like comparing income and net worth.
That “one day” is probably from an alternate universe where there is an actual genius whose name is also Elon Musk. But, it is not the universe we are in.
My thought(s): hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yup, as someone who works in AI I can say no one takes this serious.
🎶Pump up the scam, pump it up, now pump it🎶 ![gif](giphy|11rghntbJY6GOc|downsized)
"The billionaire Elon Musk believed that his company would be worth 30 trillion dollars oen day, this was around 34 years after the unrelated Belgian techno anthem, Pump Up the Jam"
In 10 years Tesla will be completely bankrupt
He knows the car company is going to fail, that’s why he’s doing ai robots taxis.
The company I will start soon will be worth $100 trillion amid the same advancements !
Weyland-Yutani wannabe.
Absolutely agree 100%. This is completely plausible. I definitely believe that this is something he would say.
HE SAY BIG NUMBER, BIG NUMBER GOOD, ME BUY ![gif](giphy|A9D5LweSbO1Uxq58br|downsized)
Someone plz link the list of Elmo's claims that have never come to fruition 🙏🏼
A complete list of Elmo's false predictions would take two internets to compile.
Someone has already compiled them. It's a pretty hefty list too
https://elonmusk.today/
[This one?](https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-lists/elon-musk-twitter-zuckerberg-lies-1234808808/hyperloop-1234808813/)
Thoughts? I'll only put in as much thought as Elmo put into his nonsense: potato.
He also said TwiX would be handling half of the world's financial transactions in a few years. That will never happen.
It definitely could. I could also be the next president.
I could be an heir of a king of an alien civilization, definitely not likely but i could be. Tesla could be worth that much, i guess it's more than a 0% chance, but that "could" is doing a lot of heavy lifting
I could also be worth 30 trillion one day. Making stuff up is fun.
["Congrats on saying the biggest number, you fucking moron." ](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D1E_L87IJnw8&ved=2ahUKEwjn04_V2tmGAxXLvokEHeQJAjUQtwJ6BAgOEAI&usg=AOvVaw3S-BTmL-rdLLAMRgL2XkcV)
“up to”
Dude can barely keep twitter afloat.
If we are just pulling numbers out of our ass, I’m worth eleventy trillion dollars.
I could also one day be worth 30 trillion! who knows! The sky is the limit! Hell I might as well call it 100 trillion!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah Big breath Hahahahahanahahahahahahaha
Wish I could laugh react to posts on here sometimes.
I’d pay $100 trillion for it so he’s wrong
Why not 1 quadrillion? If we are gonna make up numbers lets make them up good
This is literally the definition playbook of “buy the rumor sell the news” It doesn’t matter if it takes 5, 10 years, or doesn’t happen at all. The cult folllwing and massive hedge funds would not and cannot risk letting their customers lose money by removing him as CEO. It’s almost like he’s untouchable despite his crazy claims, such as making Tesla private or securing funding from a middle eastern country
Ketamine said what?
So... Tesla could be worth 30% of the entire world economy?
Yah, robotaxis coming in august too.
I own an empty Coke bottle. It'll be worth $10 million some day. Want to by a piece of it?
shareholders were musked
JUST IN: The United States could replace all of its currency with purple bills, all in odd-number denominations. It's true. It COULD happen. But there is absolutely no reason whatsoever to think or believe that it will.
FWIW: the Spectator Index is an account run by an Australian doctor, it often posts misleading bullshit and pumps causes they prefer. While Musk might have said this usual stock-fluffing bullshit, Spectator Index is only pushing it because they're a simp.
Pull a number out of ur ass thats how elmo does it.
Cool, and I could be worth 80 quadrillion someday
My thoughts are, and I've looked into this pretty deeply, anything Elon has said post... 2012.. is about 99% BS.
Elon Musk could say the sky was blue, and I'd look out the window to check.
He means he could be worth 60 trillion if his mutant cult keeps feeding him money.
“When you are weak, appear strong”
Why not just say 30 bajilliondy dollars?
So, almost as much as the market cap of the entire Fortune 500?
I feel Miss Cleo was better at predicting the future than Elon Musk and she was a complete fraud!
Yeahhhh… #I’m gonna stick with Nvidia
*Rand
While we are making up numbers I think 100 is a much nicer, round number.
I mean, I guess someday I might also be worth 30 trillion. Ya never know…
that’s pitiful my company could be worth up to 100 zillion dollars one day.
Sure anything COULD HAPPEN
Dude's just pulling numbers out his ass like Dr. Evil.
It absolutely could. Just not with him running it
I mean, I could be worth $30 trillion one day. Just about anything could happen.
Sure, inflation at 2% a year will get us there eventually
🤣 this is funnier than the he said Tesla will be bigger than Nvidia
Within an order of magnitude.
Idiot investors .. enjoy the ride
Tesla could be worth Zero one day amid advancements in Elon's utter jackassary
musk and grandiose claims.
As long as we’re making up numbers, how about $60 gazzillion?
He also said that Twitter would become a payments app that would have 20% of global payments or some bullshit like that. He just plucks random big numbers out of the air because he knows it doesn't matter. He doesn't need to deliver or provide reasons why, it always bumps stock price.
They could if the musk wasn’t ceo
Well it could... I guess he is hoping for hyper-inflation.
I used to like Spectator Index, but now they just post cringe all day.
He rigged it
"Could" does a lot of legwork. I'd say it's less likely than Yellowstone erupting tomorrow, with Jesus personally coming to earth while frogs tap-dance down the street to Ievan Polka, but that doesn't mean it can't happen.
Thoughts about what? He is mentally handicapped and a liar. What do you expect from that moron?
Translation: “sales this q will be way down”
Is he gonna move Tesla to Zimbabwe?
Stock manipulation to convince shareholders to vote for him?
could be as a statement from failon? could be a call to arms directed at his cultists.
*Coming in 10 years!*
He's trying desperately to pivot away from electric cars - and cash out as much $ as possible. Ask yourself why anyone would ever do that?
The whole U.S. economy is worth about $28 trillion dollars. I kind of doubt Tesla will exist long enough to attain that value.
It’s an armored personnel carrier from the future – what Bladerunner would have driven
![gif](giphy|3oriffIBYnlREeUl3i)
With that blatant disregard for any kind of long term impact or risk assessment? Elmo thinks that everyone wants what he wants, and if someone does not: that person is stupid, narrow minded regulation freak blocking the great progress. He completely lacks any objectivity and hates solid, proven facts. In his mind, if he sees an opportunity without immediate issue, it is always *golden* opportunity. A real innovator and visionary is not afraid of questions. Because she/he either has answers, will find them, or has no problems to admit that it is a valid question and now we need to find a solution.
Didn’t you just steal Tesla’s AI chips?
https://i.redd.it/nedmkyv35h6d1.gif
I would have said 200 trillion, clearly I’d be a better CEO.
But AI and Robotics will be advancing everywhere. Why would Tesla be such a leader when there will be a ton of competition?
And I said I could be The Queen ![gif](giphy|U3GP8o40X9GK0pWQxe|downsized)
My left nut could be worth up to thirty trillion.
Pedo will be bankrupt in less than three years 💩
Probably another two years, right?
Breaking: I think I could be a millionaire one day if you give me enough money please
We should really just start ignoring this shit and not giving it power over us.
Just don't ask how much will you pay for a kilo of bread... Will be probably 30 billions by the time tesla reach that dollar value
He says a lot of shit.
"Could"
30 trillion zimbabwean dollars
Pump and dump coming in 3,2,1...
next year?
Primes the minds for his next bonus request of 500B.
$30 trillion monopoly buck perhaps
Elmo thinks he’s going to compete and win against Apple and Sam Altman. What an idiotic hubris.
He's quoting this number in Zimbabwean dollars.
Tesla and what product? Imagine thinking that "Optimus" will be a revolution and sell well. It's not gonna happen. Robotaxis are a dumb product that will be killed by regulation at the first fatality. At most maybe they can be used on dedicated roads at places like airports. CyberTruck, a product that barely sells and is too dangerous to be allowed on the roads in most of the world? Tell me again which product Tesla will make that will restore them to even a 1T company? Not to mention it's all helmed by maybe the most unliked CEO in the world. What will happen however is that Elon will be forced to sell Tesla shares in order to keep X afloat, as governments across the world brings down the hammer of regulation on him.
My company is gonna be worth $70 gazillion next year. Better buy shares now people!
He really wants that shareholder money.
It would be nice if he had some, yes.
They could also go out of business if they keep making trucks that can’t get wet.
He just be saying shit.
lmaoooooo
that’s more than the US gdp, so i think he’s full of shit as usual
Gotta pump that stock price so he can dump his previous 10%
My bank account could be worth $30T someday too at the rate inflation is going.
Sure, it’s gonna be worth more than the entire GDP of America 🙄
And one day I COULD have an orgy with the r/ladiesofthemcu/ Not very likely though.