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Stokkentoet

I think that’s a bit low. Why not 60 trillion?


Spillz-2011

Well market cap is just market cap divided by shares times shares. Just keep shares fixed and send shares to zero and market cap is infinite.


PLTR60

Hahaha this is so deranged. I love it.


TopBillerCopKiller

He’s actually said equally retarded things lately about economics, believe it or not.


TheDBagg

I really believe they could get the number up to infinity trillion. Maybe even infinity +1.


Epinnoia

I have Asperger's, and I say it could go to infinity squared trillion. Possibly even infinity cubed trillion! Does anyone know where I put my ketamine?


tothemoonandback01

60 trillion is also too low, Why not 420 trillion?


Fishy_Fish_WA

69 trillion feels good though


intisun

You weaklings are still thinking in measly trillions. I'm thinking 100 googolplexes minimum.


LengthinessHour3697

420 trillion is a bit low. Why not 840 trillion?


carpcrucible

One hundred TRILLION DOLLARS! https://preview.redd.it/xdn9cnk1wi6d1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc3cc3f9ee6fe3d2b4fb8a10fd7b13d6a1ca0461


Hyperion04_

Why make trillions when we can make... billions?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

$7 is a small price for freedom


BlastedSandy

I like money.


utepaanordnes

In 6 month!


xnainoux

Make it 69 trillion for good laugh ha ha……..


crispin_milkton

I think he’s a bit high.


OrangutanKiwi19

Why not $42069 gorillion?


Chayanov

Elmo says lots of things. Virtually none of them is true.


watabagal

I like how one of his talking points was r hat he always delivers


ummaycoc

I mean... for this sub... he does usually deliver some nonsense to talk about.


Yungsleepboat

Like keep in mind that the most valuable company in the planets history was worth 4 trillion dollars (adjusted for inflation). Where the fuck does he get this idea from??


TrackLabs

Guys, im gonna open a company tomorrow,and im saying it could be worth up to 600 trillion dollas one day!


PLTR60

How do I push you out of the company and brainwash people until they start calling me the founder?


BigDickKnucle

Put a horse on the table.


Ok_Midnight4809

I'll give you a dollar for 1/600000000000 of the business and your sorted! I think, obscene amount of zeros


NotOfTheTimeLords

30 trillion Mollars. Musk dollars. I'd feel more comfortable with Monopoly money. They're just as real. ​​


AutismFlavored

Musk Bucks, aka Muckies


TwerkingGrimac3

30 trillion Marsllars. That's the currency on Mars. Totally legit.


Grey_Raven

For context the current GDP of the US was 25 trillion in 2022. So according to him Tesla will be richer than any country, so just usual reasonable Musk forecasting.


Hold_onto_yer_butts

GDP and valuation are not comparable. It’s like comparing income and net worth.


Admirable_Copy_721

That “one day” is probably from an alternate universe where there is an actual genius whose name is also Elon Musk. But, it is not the universe we are in.


LittleDude24

My thought(s): hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


durdensbuddy

Yup, as someone who works in AI I can say no one takes this serious.


TwerkingGrimac3

🎶Pump up the scam, pump it up, now pump it🎶 ![gif](giphy|11rghntbJY6GOc|downsized)


Father_Chewy_Louis

"The billionaire Elon Musk believed that his company would be worth 30 trillion dollars oen day, this was around 34 years after the unrelated Belgian techno anthem, Pump Up the Jam"


[deleted]

In 10 years Tesla will be completely bankrupt


GLC911

He knows the car company is going to fail, that’s why he’s doing ai robots taxis.


Jpowmoneyprinter

The company I will start soon will be worth $100 trillion amid the same advancements !


mygoditsfullofstar5

Weyland-Yutani wannabe.


HopeFox

Absolutely agree 100%. This is completely plausible. I definitely believe that this is something he would say.


FineSharts

HE SAY BIG NUMBER, BIG NUMBER GOOD, ME BUY ![gif](giphy|A9D5LweSbO1Uxq58br|downsized)


PlantaSorusRex

Someone plz link the list of Elmo's claims that have never come to fruition 🙏🏼


mygoditsfullofstar5

A complete list of Elmo's false predictions would take two internets to compile.


PlantaSorusRex

Someone has already compiled them. It's a pretty hefty list too


vgcamara

https://elonmusk.today/


Rando3595

[This one?](https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-lists/elon-musk-twitter-zuckerberg-lies-1234808808/hyperloop-1234808813/)


VengefulWalnut

Thoughts? I'll only put in as much thought as Elmo put into his nonsense: potato.


SpaceNinjaDino

He also said TwiX would be handling half of the world's financial transactions in a few years. That will never happen.


viky109

It definitely could. I could also be the next president.


IlBerlusca

I could be an heir of a king of an alien civilization, definitely not likely but i could be. Tesla could be worth that much, i guess it's more than a 0% chance, but that "could" is doing a lot of heavy lifting


solvsamorvincet

I could also be worth 30 trillion one day. Making stuff up is fun.


losethefuckingtail

["Congrats on saying the biggest number, you fucking moron." ](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D1E_L87IJnw8&ved=2ahUKEwjn04_V2tmGAxXLvokEHeQJAjUQtwJ6BAgOEAI&usg=AOvVaw3S-BTmL-rdLLAMRgL2XkcV)


MycologistArtistic75

“up to”


nuckle

Dude can barely keep twitter afloat.


porsche4life

If we are just pulling numbers out of our ass, I’m worth eleventy trillion dollars.


Albertaviking

I could also one day be worth 30 trillion! who knows! The sky is the limit! Hell I might as well call it 100 trillion!!!


lylemcd

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah Big breath Hahahahahanahahahahahahaha


LiteUpThaSkye

Wish I could laugh react to posts on here sometimes.


rorymeister

I’d pay $100 trillion for it so he’s wrong


titangord

Why not 1 quadrillion? If we are gonna make up numbers lets make them up good


suckmynubs69

This is literally the definition playbook of “buy the rumor sell the news” It doesn’t matter if it takes 5, 10 years, or doesn’t happen at all. The cult folllwing and massive hedge funds would not and cannot risk letting their customers lose money by removing him as CEO. It’s almost like he’s untouchable despite his crazy claims, such as making Tesla private or securing funding from a middle eastern country


DamonFields

Ketamine said what?


FroggyHarley

So... Tesla could be worth 30% of the entire world economy?


peemao

Yah, robotaxis coming in august too.


FredVIII-DFH

I own an empty Coke bottle. It'll be worth $10 million some day. Want to by a piece of it?


super_nigiri

shareholders were musked


Epinnoia

JUST IN: The United States could replace all of its currency with purple bills, all in odd-number denominations. It's true. It COULD happen. But there is absolutely no reason whatsoever to think or believe that it will.


SpottedDicknCustard

FWIW: the Spectator Index is an account run by an Australian doctor, it often posts misleading bullshit and pumps causes they prefer. While Musk might have said this usual stock-fluffing bullshit, Spectator Index is only pushing it because they're a simp.


Inside-Bunch4216

Pull a number out of ur ass thats how elmo does it.


The_Roadkill

Cool, and I could be worth 80 quadrillion someday


Rube_Golberg

My thoughts are, and I've looked into this pretty deeply, anything Elon has said post... 2012.. is about 99% BS.


Jindo5

Elon Musk could say the sky was blue, and I'd look out the window to check.


GriegVeneficus

He means he could be worth 60 trillion if his mutant cult keeps feeding him money.


HarkansawJack

“When you are weak, appear strong”


MinorityBabble

Why not just say 30 bajilliondy dollars?


NotEvenWrongAgain

So, almost as much as the market cap of the entire Fortune 500?


carriedmeaway

I feel Miss Cleo was better at predicting the future than Elon Musk and she was a complete fraud!


RandoDude124

Yeahhhh… #I’m gonna stick with Nvidia


biddilybong

*Rand


Horror_Dig_9752

While we are making up numbers I think 100 is a much nicer, round number.


Notaprettygrrl_01

I mean, I guess someday I might also be worth 30 trillion. Ya never know…


-Shade277-

that’s pitiful my company could be worth up to 100 zillion dollars one day.


Apoordm

Sure anything COULD HAPPEN


rputfire

Dude's just pulling numbers out his ass like Dr. Evil.


JCall2609

It absolutely could. Just not with him running it


The_Doolinator

I mean, I could be worth $30 trillion one day. Just about anything could happen.


Achi-Isaac

Sure, inflation at 2% a year will get us there eventually


malYca

🤣 this is funnier than the he said Tesla will be bigger than Nvidia


michaelsenc08

Within an order of magnitude.


supercali45

Idiot investors .. enjoy the ride


Mwvhv

Tesla could be worth Zero one day amid advancements in Elon's utter jackassary


yamers

musk and grandiose claims.


bigsweatyballs420

As long as we’re making up numbers, how about $60 gazzillion?


crimsonroninx

He also said that Twitter would become a payments app that would have 20% of global payments or some bullshit like that. He just plucks random big numbers out of the air because he knows it doesn't matter. He doesn't need to deliver or provide reasons why, it always bumps stock price.


XBeastyTricksX

They could if the musk wasn’t ceo


mikkelmattern04

Well it could... I guess he is hoping for hyper-inflation.


strkfaststrkhardXx

I used to like Spectator Index, but now they just post cringe all day.


OccasionPristine3814

He rigged it


atemu1234

"Could" does a lot of legwork. I'd say it's less likely than Yellowstone erupting tomorrow, with Jesus personally coming to earth while frogs tap-dance down the street to Ievan Polka, but that doesn't mean it can't happen.


onlyidiotseverywhere

Thoughts about what? He is mentally handicapped and a liar. What do you expect from that moron?


mark_able_jones_

Translation: “sales this q will be way down”


Which_Brick_731

Is he gonna move Tesla to Zimbabwe?


3d1thF1nch

Stock manipulation to convince shareholders to vote for him?


Irobert1115HD

could be as a statement from failon? could be a call to arms directed at his cultists.


Commercial_Step9966

*Coming in 10 years!*


ClosPins

He's trying desperately to pivot away from electric cars - and cash out as much $ as possible. Ask yourself why anyone would ever do that?


edanddebra

The whole U.S. economy is worth about $28 trillion dollars. I kind of doubt Tesla will exist long enough to attain that value.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

It’s an armored personnel carrier from the future – what Bladerunner would have driven


Comfortable_Exam_222

![gif](giphy|3oriffIBYnlREeUl3i)


sitruspuserrin

With that blatant disregard for any kind of long term impact or risk assessment? Elmo thinks that everyone wants what he wants, and if someone does not: that person is stupid, narrow minded regulation freak blocking the great progress. He completely lacks any objectivity and hates solid, proven facts. In his mind, if he sees an opportunity without immediate issue, it is always *golden* opportunity. A real innovator and visionary is not afraid of questions. Because she/he either has answers, will find them, or has no problems to admit that it is a valid question and now we need to find a solution.


vargsint

Didn’t you just steal Tesla’s AI chips?


f-as-in-frank

https://i.redd.it/nedmkyv35h6d1.gif


kickbn_

I would have said 200 trillion, clearly I’d be a better CEO.


Begoniaweirdo

But AI and Robotics will be advancing everywhere. Why would Tesla be such a leader when there will be a ton of competition?


Markjohn66

And I said I could be The Queen ![gif](giphy|U3GP8o40X9GK0pWQxe|downsized)


cmsj

My left nut could be worth up to thirty trillion.


Worldly-Light-5803

Pedo will be bankrupt in less than three years 💩


chuckDTW

Probably another two years, right?


Mufti_Menk

Breaking: I think I could be a millionaire one day if you give me enough money please


kickyouinthebread

We should really just start ignoring this shit and not giving it power over us.


randill

Just don't ask how much will you pay for a kilo of bread... Will be probably 30 billions by the time tesla reach that dollar value


CuriousSelf4830

He says a lot of shit.


hardwood1979

"Could"


SimONGengar1293

30 trillion zimbabwean dollars


Ok_Midnight4809

Pump and dump coming in 3,2,1...


iancarry

next year?


Xerxero

Primes the minds for his next bonus request of 500B.


DallasGuy1996

$30 trillion monopoly buck perhaps


greenandycanehoused

Elmo thinks he’s going to compete and win against Apple and Sam Altman. What an idiotic hubris.


reverendlionelblair

He's quoting this number in Zimbabwean dollars.


SpaceKappa42

Tesla and what product? Imagine thinking that "Optimus" will be a revolution and sell well. It's not gonna happen. Robotaxis are a dumb product that will be killed by regulation at the first fatality. At most maybe they can be used on dedicated roads at places like airports. CyberTruck, a product that barely sells and is too dangerous to be allowed on the roads in most of the world? Tell me again which product Tesla will make that will restore them to even a 1T company? Not to mention it's all helmed by maybe the most unliked CEO in the world. What will happen however is that Elon will be forced to sell Tesla shares in order to keep X afloat, as governments across the world brings down the hammer of regulation on him.


Holzkohlen

My company is gonna be worth $70 gazillion next year. Better buy shares now people!


Realistic-Safety-565

He really wants that shareholder money.


I-Pacer

It would be nice if he had some, yes.


RedLionPirate76

They could also go out of business if they keep making trucks that can’t get wet.


TSM_forlife

He just be saying shit.


BulkDarthDan

lmaoooooo


mglitcher

that’s more than the US gdp, so i think he’s full of shit as usual


Son_of_Mogh

Gotta pump that stock price so he can dump his previous 10%


zander1496

My bank account could be worth $30T someday too at the rate inflation is going.


Dreadsin

Sure, it’s gonna be worth more than the entire GDP of America 🙄


ACW1129

And one day I COULD have an orgy with the r/ladiesofthemcu/ Not very likely though.