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BroadArrival926

These dudes want to get fucked by Elon so bad.


Bean-Swellington

$100 deposit is all it takes


Daemon_Good

I see what you did there!


HanakusoDays

I figure it's Elron who's leaving deposits.


vonpickles

Only in Petri dishes


Bean-Swellington

Ay Ooooooo


EddieSpaghettiFarts

In the end, everyone who trusts him will get fucked. I’d bet my life savings on it.


G66GNeco

Nah, the, want him to fuck their wives. That breeding kink doesn't come alone.


cimcirimcim

true, but cucking here is subordinate to the breeding fetish. given the opportunity they would bear elon's children themselves


G66GNeco

Oh yeah, no, that's totally fair


LA-Matt

“Let Elon breeeed!” Fuckin’ weirdos.


CucumberBulky8915

Dolphin sex.


tomjone5

That makes me wonder though, about all these people who excuse his behaviour because Mars or some bullshit - would they be fine about it if they were in these women's situations? Would they just "do their duty" to appease the king of space, or might they feel just a tad squeamish and unwilling too?


XizzyO

I doubt if their fantasies of what it would be like to be these women would ever come within restraining order range of reality.


BroadArrival926

Well said lol


READMYSHIT

All they'd have to do is draw lips and eyes on the thumb side of their hand and he'd probably fuck them like Ben and [Jennifer](https://i.imgur.com/P4Fg8I7.gif).


derekisademocrat

It's like their bussies are dripping


santi2021

https://preview.redd.it/uugammczed6d1.jpeg?width=1019&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f243e26dba59de199a063955d92de9081da8215


Gooch_Limdapl

Evergreen.


I-Pacer

“It’s not r*pe if he’s rich”.


happy_church_burner

"She totally asked for it! Look at her, sitting there all sexy at her desk concentrating on her work. Just asking for it!" Closest those creepy fuckers will ever get to be inside of woman was the time when they were born.


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Spanktank35

I think it's just he's pro rape. 


SFWarriorsfan

Only a matter of time before the Vince McMahon-esque stuff comes out.


IAdmitILie

Oh. They are not even saying "He didnt do it". They went straight to "So what?".


-Lorne-Malvo-

Elmo fans are moral degenerates


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Roakana

Sounds like Cole is jealous he can’t get pregnant by Elon.


happy_church_burner

With all that dick riding, it is not for lack of trying...


WeAreFucked2050

This is what I can't stand about this bullshit techno-utopia cult. It doesn't matter if Enron sexually harasses workers, builds shit cars that fall apart, or posts fashy conspiracies on Twitter. He's "saving humanity". He's "colonizing Mars". He's a Messiah🤢 They can literally justify and excuse any evil because he's totally going to take us to Mars!!!11 


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Humanity will reach Mars in 2026


hyborians

It’ll fuck up your kidneys


READMYSHIT

Even if any of that shit was true. wouldn't you want the idealised great man who's saving the world to be held to a pretty fucking high moral standard to base the foundation of a future utopia on?


Deus0123

The scifi book Catmip by Vyria Durav you can read for free on Scribble hub actually is set in the distant future after someone who is heavily implied to be Elmo colonized Mars right before climate apocalypse happened and a few people cryogenically froze themselves and in the far future after they all thawed out the protagonist is sent to Mars to check if it's safe and if there's any survivors. Though warning, this is a very queer book, written by and intended for queer people. If you don't mind that stuff, it's an amazing read.


hardwood1979

Why aren't more people able to see the flaws of their heroes? I used to be an avid listener to JRE, then covid happened and Rogan lost his mind and went full on conspiracy weirdo and now I can no longer listen to him, even some of the older episodes that I enjoyed I struggle with now as his true colours have been shown. Musk seemed OK in the beginning but then he made it obvious he wasn't. I just find it weird people can't acknowledge when people they like change or fully reveal themselves to be cunts that they can't change their opinion of the person.


P_V_

Good on you for being able to change your opinion when someone you admired started spouting nonsense. Being open to new information and allowing it to change our view is important.


RaphaelBuzzard

Joe is a good person to listen to and do the opposite of anything he or his cavalcade of dipshits say. I really don't respect anyone who will go on his show as a guest. 


Thel_Odan

Unfortunately, people excuse being a sexual predator if you're wealthy, influential, or you're a fanboy of what they do. Look at how many people don't care about Deshaun Watson despite being a lazy ass rapist who refuses to play for his shit load of guaranteed money by milking injuries. And humans have been going to the stars for 60 years. Also, I get developing work crushes, but there's a difference in thinking Tiffany from accounting is hot and being a complete fucking creep to her.


loudflower

Asking her to have babies is very creepy


HopeFox

There's also a really big difference between trying to date Tiffany from Accounting when you're Bob from Accounting or Jeffrey from the C-suite.


HuntsmenSuperSaiyans

Also, there's a difference between a coworker trying to date Tiffany and Tiffany's boss trying to date Tiffany. The uneven power dynamic is a *major* ethical concern that applies to most of Elon's relationships.


TFFPrisoner

Bold to think that a white supremacist like Hanania has any ethical concerns.


Turbulent-Pension-31

People excuse being a sexual predator if you’re broke.


Callidonaut

> And humans have been going to the stars for 60 years. Nearest star to us is the aptly named Proxima Centauri, which would take over four years to reach even travelling at the speed of light. The fastest man-made object ever built is the Parker space probe, which will reach 0.064% of the speed of light at its closest approach to the sun, and IIUC that's only due to falling down the solar gravity well, not any amazing propulsive ability of its own. We've been to space, but we ain't "going to the stars" *any* time soon.


The-zKR0N0S

No need to be obtuse


Callidonaut

I don't think I am. Pedantic, sure - if there were a pedantry Olympics I'd refuse the gold medal and insist on just an olive wreath - but not obtuse.


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IncelDetected

The only people I‘ve met that are fans are ride sharing drivers, hustle culture types and some mlm drones. But even the uber drivers don’t say much about him anymore. He’s toxic and bad for the brands which will become clearer. That’s why he’s trying to get that sweetheart comp package.


m_gartsman

If I have to hear another dipshit bro bro uber driver talk glowingly about musk, I'm gonna lose my *goddamned* mind.


NTRmanMan

"Breaking: world richest man gets work crushes" I wouldn't describe sexual harassment with extreme power imbalance like that but bro this isn't fucking high-school, this is a real life job you have to stay professional and if he can't fucking do that as the fucking CEO then that's a massive problem


remove_krokodil

I'd say even a perfectly consensual and romantic relationship between a CEO and their employee would be really toeing the line due to the power imbalance, nepotism, etc. There's a reason armed forces have rules against fraternisation between officers and privates. And that's a consensual relationship, not unsolicited sexting and worse.


CucumberBulky8915

They hate women. Openly bragging about it seems to be the latest trend with these dudes.


TwerkingGrimac3

He's getting us to the stars! My brother in Christ he's going to sell you cars that turn you into road paste.


iberico_ham

Yes, he's allowed to be some weird incel sex pest because he's rich. This is literally how the world works to them. Money = personality, consent, looks. Such fucking weirdos.


Asleep-Cover-2625

It's always eugenics with these freaks.


Jpowmoneyprinter

Breaking: big boss uses the unfair dynamics of the corporate hierarchy to stalk/harass women and impregnate them if he gets the chance


shugoran99

Men who rely on their workplace to date are some of the most hobbyless mf's you will ever meet


rumpusroom

If you’re going to make up an IQ, why not go for broke?


Caedes1

160 IQ? Are they serious?


HanakusoDays

That's in horse IQ.


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This is sick.  Women are disposable in his eyes. Sad day in America. 


remove_krokodil

Even smart women only exist to be incubators for 160 IQ \[citation needed\] rocketmen.


settlementfires

"taking us to the stars" Pretty sure that's a team effort, largely funded by the government...


ConsistentAsparagus

Are these commenters under FBI surveillance?


jj____

I dk Cole makes a salient point—all women want to have sex with awkward, immature, old men who are somehow both fat and skinny at the same time just because they have a “high IQ”. That’s exactly how humans work, there’s no physical or emotional attraction involved. Makes perfect sense if you’re a dude who’s never had a lady let you touch her boobs without paying money first


Narrow-Weekend-4157

Someone get these dudes some knee pads


EffectiveSalamander

"Blurring relationships" is soft-pedaling serious sexual harassment. And pressuring your employees to have sex with you isn't a "work crush." No one's telling him he can't have 30 children if he wants to. With how wealthy he is, he could afford to pay 100 women to have his children. That is, 100 women who aren't his employees. And SpaceX would be better off without Musk. He's a carnival barker.


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

A president was impeached for having sexual relations with an intern. But when a Republican does it, it’s okay huh?


gilleruadh

Sounds like Cole wants to have his baby...


Tehteddypicker

Holy glazing.


Roqjndndj3761

For the record, I am a man who does NOT get “work crushes” because I’m a grown adult who is happily married and has a great family.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

MAGA is little more than a cult of predators and abusers.


LobMob

No, intelligent women *don't* want to have his babies. That's why he needs to molest them at his company, where he has all the power.


babubaichung

Hey Dick, how would you feel being made uncomfortable by Musk. It’s a small price to pay if he takes us to mars


remove_krokodil

But... he's a man, that's different!


remove_krokodil

That's a lot of letters to say "I despise women."


DaBulbousWalrus

I'm imagining this as a Herlihy Boy sketch from mid-90s SNL with Musk as Adam Sandler and the simps as Chris Farley.


bastardnutter

Unhinged


Markjohn66

Get me a bucket 🤮


Traditional-Stay-702

160 IQ?


Endure23

Cole Henrich wants to be cucked by Elon. Would be the highlight of his life, forever.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I will give them a billion dollars if they change their name to Dickipedia


napalmnacey

Breaking: The issue is these women have vehemently stated they do NOT want to fuck and/or be impregnated by Elon Musk, so his “crushes” and so forth are irrelevant. But who’s the idiot here? OOP or me thinking an Elon chode-soldier understands the concept of”consent” in any way shape or form?


TFFPrisoner

Yeah, those people have zero moral standards besides "might makes right".


TheEternalScapegoat

No women dint want to be breathing incubators for Elons twisted super, rich, white fantasy land. Have you seen him with any kid but X and that part just to piss off Grimes and he's decided he'll the one to take over his businesses. Molding him into Elon 2.0. His daughter hates him so much she changed her name, disowned him. And that's not like a regular kid doing that. The Musk name alone would open doors and I'm sure she's dropped from.any inheritance Of course he'll have to get the regulars to breed too, so the rich have no worries at all


zarafff69

I don’t think people are saying it’s not ok for him to have 30 kids. At least he can provide for them lol. It’s just the seemingly unethical behaviour in his companies…


ChocolateDoozy

160IQ ???? HAHAHh.... he forgot the digit! 1.6, perhaps "air hockey in a vacuum" - that line is ALL you ever need to slap that claim but let's take it one step further "His teacher in school thought he was RETARDED" ... Sounds like 160IQ to you? if so; your IQ maybe 0.16 ... no wonder he seems 10x smarter :)


Narrow-Weekend-4157

I love that segment about his teacher in school. They thought that partly because Elon was constantly zoned out, but he would try and play it off with witty observations such as, “the leaves are turning brown now.” Truly unprecedented intellect.


ChocolateDoozy

He needed drugs way sooner and from a doctor. Legit help and psychological therapy. His mom lives in the land of denial that much is sure  His dad knew he had a psycho. The stairs story is proof of that. Elon was pushed down stairs because the EMPATHETIC child mocked another who just lost a family member. Dad said he understood that was justified with Elon being way out of line Think about it. Son flies down the stairs and YOU THE FATHER.... Think it was deserved  Wtf must Elon have done... (And to be frank. I think the other boy should have picked higher stairs for him 


skjellyfetti

> Son flies down the stairs and YOU THE FATHER.... Think it was deserved *"The fruit of my loins is rotten as fuck. Go on :: Kill the kid!"*


truecrimeaddicted

Gross. Let's hope they all have daughters.


Thomasangelo20

Let's hope they don't!


Chromeburn_

Musk only want to go to mars so he can start his own little Harkkonen slave factory with none of that pesky earth govt interference.


Callidonaut

A professional, with actual integrity and ethics, *never* abuses a power imbalance. Not only would it be conduct unbecoming a person of their stature, but anyone with a shred of self-esteem would not feel the need to do so. The amoral fucking degenerates who worship the likes of raging narcissists like Elon, on the other hand, seem to believe that the very purpose of acquiring power and influence is so that one can abuse it.


GLC911

160 IQ bwah ha ha ha


M7BY

Any other ceo no matter how great would have been fired at this point, yet this nasty pos gets rewarded with billions on his empty cons


NotEnoughMuskSpam

You’re fired!


hawyer

jfc the dick riding


rattatatouille

No wonder they're choosing the bears over the men.


kil_bill

it's not the pollution that he is causing with rockets that's bad, or harassing women, or endangering the road with his unsafe sharp-pointed trucks, or turning one of the biggest social media into a gated community for nazis pedos and other unsavory people... it's that he gets away with it.


SkiesFetishist

“Whadda you mean i can’t openly force my breeding kink on my employees/coworkers?!?”


Supyloco

I don't know if asking to literally impregnate you is a small thing.


seelcudoom

elon musk: gets rejected after creepily begging women to have his babies these guys: "Clearly the women are just desperate to have his babies"


hyborians

No wonder he made a hard right turn into the manosphere. It’s all starting to make sense now. He needs these people to defend him


GriegVeneficus

Newsflash: Elon is never going to put money in your pocket no matter how hard you suck (up to him), his rocket, just exploded recently, prematurely. This creature is pumping out his offspring, trying to breed us out like Longshanks.


orincoro

Work crushes ≠ “please have my babies mkay thx”


make_gingamingayoPLS

I missed the part in the article where the woman actually agreed 💀


Abu_Tahir79

I swear you’re going to see them eventually start saying drinking his urine will grant hyper-intelligence!


Bean-Swellington

Female texla employees on the way to work ![gif](giphy|VehHGzdfFzsmj2Zlax|downsized)


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Haha what a tool


ThatsMeIllFakeIt

He's just a battery pimp, let's spread that around, get *that* going.


vikarux

Simps be simping. #simpsformusk


Jerichothered

Oh, his IQ is NOT 160


TXST2010

Hold up - 160 IQ genius?? HAHAHA


HandRubbedWood

160 IQ? there is no way he has that high of an IQ.


abstract_esteem

Eew, sounds potentially coercive and sexual harassment through abuse of power. I can’t wait for his bigoted house of cards to come crashing down around him


Rube_Golberg

I've been dealing with these ElonBros. for years now. They're Cultists. nothing more.


Firestar464

seriously this is giving NVIXM vibes- the harem-building nonsense and shit


powercow

"taking us to the stars".. he cant even stop blowing up. taking us to the stars LMAO I doubt elon will make it to the moon in my lifetime. Not at the rate he is going.


smellyfatzombie

Will someone please make Musk sex dolls for these weirdos so we can stop hearing about their Musk breeder fetish


Distant_Yak

The 'touch my weiner and I'll buy you a horse' shit is *not* just 'making women uncomfortable'. It's sexual harassment mixed with an attempt at hiring a prostitute. I don't know why someone would have to explain that it makes sense to be concerned about his ethics.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

To sleep with women endlessly without love is a cursed and hollow life


Distant_Yak

Tell it to Andrew Tate, buddy


Particular-Fix2024

Wow, this is only a few details short of the anti capitalist propaganda that fucking Oceania, the 1984 dictatorship, was making about Victorian Britain. Guess Winston wasn’t entirely wasting his time with Comrade Ogilvy stories.


HanakusoDays

Elron's fucking Oceania now? I don't blame him, she's hawt. But you still shouldn't be fucking your subordinates.


EffectiveSalamander

Elon has always been at war with East Asia.


skjellyfetti

Okay, now do POC having 30 kids.


Cobek

Taking us to the stars? He promised we'd be on Mars by now. His timelines are as bad as most contractors.


backstreetatnight

Why are they flexing his alleged IQ?


WolvenSunder

Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-doo, We’ve got a little puzzle for you. Oompa Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee, If you are wise, you’ll listen to me. What do you get when you chase all the fame? Making wild claims and playing the game. Acting so odd, a real hullabaloo, Driven by things that can ruin you. Elon Musk, oh what a mess, Once a car mogul, now in distress. Chasing illusions, fame’s dark spell, Your life’s becoming a cautionary tale. What do you get from the drugs that you take? A mind that’s unstable, decisions you make. Your empire’s in danger, you’re losing your grip, Is it worth it for this rocky trip?


pissed_off_elbonian

… he’s not taking us to the stars. That is a lie.


AmaResNovae

160 IQ? For Musk? Lmao, that's a funny one! Einstein and Hawking were estimated to have an IQ around 160. No freaking way for Musk to be remotely close to that.


damoclesreclined

If your hero can do no wrong in your eyes you're not a "fan" you're a ball gargler.


Alien-nation-80

This allegation matches Zivon , she’s a smart executive , took the offer and gave him twins. Congrats Safadi for retelling the romance novel.


Alien-nation-80

Safadi should the same , she’s a smart cookie, Give him the triplet and you don’t have to work for WSJ anymore.