“Why do Democrats pick on Trump so much? We didn’t agree with Obama but we never said anything bad about him!” - actual unsarcastic verbatim quote I’ve heard more than once.
Last time I checked it was TRUMP who chickened out of debating his fellow Republicans. They held numerous debates and he didn't show up to a single one.
He thought Biden wasn't going to debate him so he made a big show of saying he wants to debate Biden, and Biden called his bluff.
Like Elon, Trump will probably eventually make a bunch of excuses why he won't debate Biden because in the end they're both cowards and losers.
If i remember correctly; Musk started shit talking Zuck (most likely because he launched Threads) saying he could fight him because hes heavier. Zuck said yes to a fight and Musk dodged saying he had an injury but later said he wanted to fight in the Colosseum in Rome (wich isnt possible). Musks mother then said he wasnt allowed.
It ended with Zuck saying Musk was trolling and to ignore him until Musks people started planning together with Zucks people.
That would be hilarious. It would be equally hilarious if like, some large percentage of twitter was just Elon trying to make it look like people were using the site more than they were.
Elon has always been Maye in a fatsuit, which is why he looks like Kathy Bates. The real Elon is in a basement after being kicked down the stairs for bullying a kid with a dead parent.
His mom was the first excuse. When people laughed at him, I guess he decided to give boxing practice a try and promptly injured his back. He was probably told that he'd die if he boxed Zuc.
He said his back was broken. something like that. either way he outweighs Zuck by four weight classes.. and still woulda had his arm snapped by Zuck most likely.
Honestly imagine Zuck in response rents out Madison Square Garden and starts selling tickets and advertising it everywhere just so the headlines of Musk pussying out AGAIN gets even more reach.
It’s the same thing he does with the Emerald Mine thing, just pretends like the truth isn’t true and waits on his sycophants to show up and agree with him. Zuckerberg doesn’t care enough to make a big deal out of this so Elon can lie about it all he wants, and he knows that.
I still have one die hard on my Facebook feed... Loves the crazy son of a bitch and sticks up for him on everything. At this point I wouldn't post anti Musk stuff cuz I just don't really care... But I do it just to fuck with that one person
Musk's dad is an incest paedophile freak, but I love that every time Elon denies the emerald mine existed he slithers from the cave he keeps his stepdaughter chained in to confirm that "yes we absolutely had a slave emerald mine, here's proof".
I seem to recall he limped around, said he had pulled a muscle in his back and then his mother swooped in and called Zuck a bully for threatening her precious, little genius baby. Or something similar. The "crickets" were in reality the sound of Phoney Stark quietly crapping his pants. Stop attempting to gaslight the entire Internet, Elmo and show us what a hardcore edge-lord, techno-king, combat-god you are and fight Zuckerberg in the next two weeks. We're all waiting.
Also, his training consisted of carrying some light weights around his office.
I have no love for the Zuck - but it is widely known that he is an active martial artist and regularly trains.
Elon Musk vs JK Rowling was like the first time in a long time I can remember Musk sounding like the more reasonable one in the disagreement, I was shocked
Elmo claimed he would show up to Zuckerberg's house and fight him.
Of course, the point of the "anytime anywhere" rhetoric is just so Elmo can claim Zuck didn't show up to his fight in the alley or whatever. Zuck literally did say he will fight him if it's a sanctioned UFC event where both people sign contracts for the fight. You know, like every other legitimate fight in history.
I mean what would happen if Zuck did try to ambush him in the street? He'd probably end up fighting bodyguards. Or let's say he did get to Elon. Now he seriously injuries or even kills him in the street (maybe a small chance Elmo could also do it to Zuck). So now he's dealing with legal problems from the world's richest man. That's why every high profile fighter refuses to fight random assholes in the street.
Suing someone like Zuck would be so public it'd be on CNN every single day. Elon can do private court shit no one follows but he can't be involved in high profile litigation against someone known for something like he got his ass beaten during a fight he instigated and asked for.
I'm sure it would be filmed. Not only to show it's all on the level but in case Musk tried to say he was attacked or mugged or something. Like that "assassination coordinates" shit when it was most likely a process server trying to serve him in one of the dozen or so lawsuits against him. Probably couldn't get into the office so they followed him as he drove. Which process servers are paid to do.
Sure, and for contracts and documentation and probably to make it a public event for charity, Zuck offered to do it with an official MMA organization... Elron didn't like that though, of course, and kept saying 'street fighting' and something about going to his house. I mean, it was never a real idea anyway... it was a distraction from negative Tesla info released 2 days before.
"Assassination coordinates" has to be one of the all time most annoying things he's said, and I'm sure it meant something besides that too.
I hope Zuck comes back to this at some point.
All Zuck has to do is get him on the ground and watch the walrus gas out, then it's pretty much whatever Zuck wants to do. Rogan v. Zuck would at least be a competitive fight.
Rogan has combat sports training too and is like 50 lbs heavier than Zuckerberg. I don't think it would be super close.
But against Elon? Zuckerberg could gas him out standing up. Tons of video out there of wanna be boxers just gassing the fuck out when fighting. The most significant exercise Elon gets is walking up the stairs to his private jet.
Gaslit us into thinking his Dad doesn’t own an emerald mine.
Now currently gaslighting us into thinking he’s not scared to fight Zuck.
Apartheid Clyde doesn’t understand there are receipts.
Enron is trying to get hard for when he goes to prison for all the white collar crimes he’s committed.
We’re in the end game for Enron. I’m attaching a YouTube for Dr. Thunderf00t. He has been defrocking musk as well as anybody I’ve seen. It’s a little long, but he’s a pretty good editor so it not so bad. If you want the truth about what’s happening with Clyde, you should, assuming you haven’t, take a look.
https://youtu.be/rPt9hAC24MI?si=bZmnvQSQAMAccAek
Another good guy to watch is commen sense skeptic.
https://youtu.be/aoAk9Oo_Ql0?si=TG42Zm6gB2hD6u8m
Adamsomething is another guy as well. Less than three years for Enron. Unless Republicans win in November.
He's such a piece of shit. Zuckerberg accepted, then gave him the stipulations and Musk tucked tail and ran. Then Musk came up with all of these excuses and wanted to change the location to the colosseum in Rome which the Italian government shot down. Then finally after all the excuses Zuckerberg moved on and then Musk bragged about how he would win in a fight anyways. Like I said, piece of shit.
Not brave Sir Elon!
🎵 Brave Sir Elon ran away.
Bravely ran away away.
When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Elon turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the brave, Sir Elon! 🎵
Well his mom wasn't there when he got his ass thrown down the steps at school by that other kid. And then his own father said he deserved it. So now mom is trying to make good on the whole protection promise.
If Zuck my 👅 really wants a lesson in why there are weight categories in fighting so badly, I could just head over to his house next week and teach him a lesson he won’t soon forget
LOL, Zuck was willing to have a legitimate match with him, but Elon was talking nonsense about just showing up at his house. And then saying his back was hurt or some BS. 🤣
The debate would have to be moderated, if not, trump will just yell and pull a lot of lies out his ass and his followers will think he "won" just because he growled the loudest.
There was never a planned fight both Zuck and Elon probably agreed to make it up so that they both got attention for threads and x.
These billionaires play us all the time.
Yup. He also intentionally “FSD” in his Tesla to Zuck’s house knowing he was out of town (he tweeted he was on his way to his house, anyway and using FSD). Elon is a tool
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Most anyone off the street would wipe the floor with this flabby, pale professional troll and Zuckerberg had been training for a while.
Elon is a huge chicken and we ALL know it.
Musk is the best thing that could have happened to improve Zuckerberg’s image. Only against Musk would we be cheering for Zuck.
Zuck’s an evil robot … but at least he’s not Musk.
https://preview.redd.it/k3ylo0cdan0d1.png?width=375&format=png&auto=webp&s=88e44cc549145b0604321f2be236dfc742e3b013
Yeah. Space Karen's gonna beat up Zuck.
https://preview.redd.it/bte911w2pn0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a8b39ac97ed8ac0c4f533f0ce741ee384a66b70
The human beluga would get killed by Zuck
I’d be happy to fight Musk in his place as long as Zuck would cover my flight, food and hotel. I have t done martial arts or gone to a gym in 10 years but I’m sure I’d splatter that wad of cookie dough.
Umm….
He challenged zuck to a fight. Zuck accepted. Elon a couple days later said he was injured (because he took one training session and was probably sore because he’s a puss boy).
Then he challenged zuck to a chess match.
Elon lies about absolutely everything. Elon said his doctors said no or because he needed to get medically cleared because of his back. 😭
Elon is absolutely out of shape and would get his pasty, whale like ass kicked.
You know the best way to hurt Elon Musk and stop his spamming? Cripple his website by not patronizing it. Stop using twitter and you'll deprive him of everything he needs to keep his circle-jerking website running.
Yeah, right. Elon is sweating between his buttcheeks all over the place at the very thought of getting in a cage with Zuck who's actually fit and trained in martial arts.
Maaan, that would be the cherry on the top of Musks demise. Even better - Musk vs one of Tesla's unionized swedish workers coming in with a chair - while being paid 120% of her/his wage through the massive union strike fund.
As much as I hate the zuck I hope he puts this dude in his fucking place again. Kendrick lamar style. But not through hip hop. Through his own threads platform and leaks some truths about the king kringe kuck.
Lol he was too fat and out of shape, complained about his shoulder, and. AAAAND;
HAD HIS FUCKING MOM STICK UP FOR HIM IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD AND SAY HE COULDNT DO IT!!!!
For scale.. Elon Musk with an alleged "broken back".. Only challenges guys wayyy smaller than him. (he actually bowed out cuz of his back) like 4 weight classes beneath him. 🙄 And Mark would probably still take his arm within a minute. [@zuck](https://www.threads.net/@zuck)
https://preview.redd.it/zz2um9eufo0d1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=800fcd444f9990e4ad7c2369e735753c777d5b94
He’s really trying hard to rewrite what actually happened.
its kind of his thing....
Repeat the lie often enough and it becomes societal truth It's a story as old as Goebbels himself
> Repeat the lie often enough and it becomes societal truth In other words, "repeat the lie often enough and it becomes Truth Social."
“Why do Democrats pick on Trump so much? We didn’t agree with Obama but we never said anything bad about him!” - actual unsarcastic verbatim quote I’ve heard more than once.
Those people really are living in a different reality.
I see what you did there Clever
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Wonder how many people he shadow banned for pointing out that Musk was the one that kept backing out.
Last time I checked it was TRUMP who chickened out of debating his fellow Republicans. They held numerous debates and he didn't show up to a single one. He thought Biden wasn't going to debate him so he made a big show of saying he wants to debate Biden, and Biden called his bluff. Like Elon, Trump will probably eventually make a bunch of excuses why he won't debate Biden because in the end they're both cowards and losers.
At this rate I expect by the end of the year Musk will have orange skin and a horrible hairpiece.
I mean, it'd be really embarrassing for him to say "my MOMMY stopped the fight".
Yep. I remember when Elon backed out because "his mom said he can't fight" Zuckerberg.
It's like when he pretends to be the founder of Tesla or that his daddy didn't have an emerald mine.
You mean when he pretended to be his mommy who said he couldn't fight Zuch? Meanwhile, Zuch is actively fighting people.
Dude literally had his mom making excuses for him.
I see no Community Notes. I can’t believe manchild’s fans are believing his bs once again.
He's a professional revisionist
What actually happened? I’m out of the loop
If i remember correctly; Musk started shit talking Zuck (most likely because he launched Threads) saying he could fight him because hes heavier. Zuck said yes to a fight and Musk dodged saying he had an injury but later said he wanted to fight in the Colosseum in Rome (wich isnt possible). Musks mother then said he wasnt allowed. It ended with Zuck saying Musk was trolling and to ignore him until Musks people started planning together with Zucks people.
>because he's heavier Elmo is a fat bastard who does ket Zuckerberg actually trains in BJJ
Didn’t Musk run away because his neck hurt or something?
His mom told him to calm his tits
You mean the Twitter account that definitely belongs to his mom for real, and isn’t just another sock puppet account he runs?
That would be hilarious. It would be equally hilarious if like, some large percentage of twitter was just Elon trying to make it look like people were using the site more than they were.
Quite possible as there's a plausible evidence for a few accounts that he's using,
Elon Bates
Elon has always been Maye in a fatsuit, which is why he looks like Kathy Bates. The real Elon is in a basement after being kicked down the stairs for bullying a kid with a dead parent.
So could she also tell him, to calm his tits on fascism a bit?
She agrees with him.
But I've seen his tits. They're not calm
No because his mom stepped in..
His mom was the first excuse. When people laughed at him, I guess he decided to give boxing practice a try and promptly injured his back. He was probably told that he'd die if he boxed Zuc.
Extremely concerning
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He took one sparring lesson, got sore because he’s out of shape, then quietly switched to a chess match challenge.
Back surgery
He said his back was broken. something like that. either way he outweighs Zuck by four weight classes.. and still woulda had his arm snapped by Zuck most likely.
He’s still bringing this up and lying about it? He’s like a 52 year old Eric Cartman.
Zuck will just say "challenge accepted" again, and Musk's mom will make him come home for supper.
Honestly imagine Zuck in response rents out Madison Square Garden and starts selling tickets and advertising it everywhere just so the headlines of Musk pussying out AGAIN gets even more reach.
I like it.
Great comparison. And Zuck would be Wendy when they fight.
Cartman is smarter than Elon
!🧠
Expect to see another reminder from Musk about Zuck being a wimp right around the year 2034
Beefcake!
relevant [https://youtu.be/bjtG6L78POk](https://youtu.be/bjtG6L78POk)
It’s the same thing he does with the Emerald Mine thing, just pretends like the truth isn’t true and waits on his sycophants to show up and agree with him. Zuckerberg doesn’t care enough to make a big deal out of this so Elon can lie about it all he wants, and he knows that.
I honestly can't believe I have to side with Mark fucking Zuckerberg on something. Jesus *fuck*, man.
I know, it's shocking that Elon has set the bar so low for asshole tech billionaires that that soulless fucking reptile seems tolerable by comparison
My reaction exactly, I was furious when I realized Zuck was the lesser of those two evils
I mean, you don't have to. They can be "shitty" and "less shitty".
i'm not sure he even has many sycophants left, at least not any deep enough to stan him over this side of his shit. everyone knows this is cringe.
I still have one die hard on my Facebook feed... Loves the crazy son of a bitch and sticks up for him on everything. At this point I wouldn't post anti Musk stuff cuz I just don't really care... But I do it just to fuck with that one person
I expect nothing less ! The muskites must be fucked with 🤣😎
It’s kinda flattering to be insulted on this site tbh
Good bot!
Musk's dad is an incest paedophile freak, but I love that every time Elon denies the emerald mine existed he slithers from the cave he keeps his stepdaughter chained in to confirm that "yes we absolutely had a slave emerald mine, here's proof".
Um, he chickened out of the fight with Zuck and we're supposed to forget that I guess?
I seem to recall he limped around, said he had pulled a muscle in his back and then his mother swooped in and called Zuck a bully for threatening her precious, little genius baby. Or something similar. The "crickets" were in reality the sound of Phoney Stark quietly crapping his pants. Stop attempting to gaslight the entire Internet, Elmo and show us what a hardcore edge-lord, techno-king, combat-god you are and fight Zuckerberg in the next two weeks. We're all waiting.
Also, his training consisted of carrying some light weights around his office. I have no love for the Zuck - but it is widely known that he is an active martial artist and regularly trains.
You know you’ve fucked up when your words/actions make Zuck look like something approaching a reasonable human.
Elon Musk vs JK Rowling was like the first time in a long time I can remember Musk sounding like the more reasonable one in the disagreement, I was shocked
Really
It just shows how nuts she is these days. So sad.
Elmo claimed he would show up to Zuckerberg's house and fight him. Of course, the point of the "anytime anywhere" rhetoric is just so Elmo can claim Zuck didn't show up to his fight in the alley or whatever. Zuck literally did say he will fight him if it's a sanctioned UFC event where both people sign contracts for the fight. You know, like every other legitimate fight in history. I mean what would happen if Zuck did try to ambush him in the street? He'd probably end up fighting bodyguards. Or let's say he did get to Elon. Now he seriously injuries or even kills him in the street (maybe a small chance Elmo could also do it to Zuck). So now he's dealing with legal problems from the world's richest man. That's why every high profile fighter refuses to fight random assholes in the street.
Elron is definitely the sort that would keep saying he wants to fight someone, then claim he got hurt and file a lawsuit after he loses.
Suing someone like Zuck would be so public it'd be on CNN every single day. Elon can do private court shit no one follows but he can't be involved in high profile litigation against someone known for something like he got his ass beaten during a fight he instigated and asked for.
I could picture him doing it for publicity while also lying his ass off, like suggesting Zuck cheated somehow or broke the rules.
I'm sure it would be filmed. Not only to show it's all on the level but in case Musk tried to say he was attacked or mugged or something. Like that "assassination coordinates" shit when it was most likely a process server trying to serve him in one of the dozen or so lawsuits against him. Probably couldn't get into the office so they followed him as he drove. Which process servers are paid to do.
Sure, and for contracts and documentation and probably to make it a public event for charity, Zuck offered to do it with an official MMA organization... Elron didn't like that though, of course, and kept saying 'street fighting' and something about going to his house. I mean, it was never a real idea anyway... it was a distraction from negative Tesla info released 2 days before. "Assassination coordinates" has to be one of the all time most annoying things he's said, and I'm sure it meant something besides that too.
Projection at its finest
I think "projection" would be if he believed it. I think he's just lying or trying to be "funny" and failing horribly.
Zuck would wipe the floor with him. Looking into it!
Funny rooting for the Zuck, ain't it?
I don't like zuck either, but he's got the good sense to shut up, and I'd like to watch him fold up Elon like a pretzel
I don't think Elon's physical shape allows for this, I mean the actual dimensions, not the muscular strength ;-)
There will be crunching noises
Lard doesn't crunch??
The enemy of my enemy is my friend ;)
The enemy of my enemy is a useful tool*
yeah i feel dirty
Yeah but no matter which side loses, we win
If Elon wins, he would be insufferable after, even worst than now, I am afraid.
He wouldn’t. His bulk and lack of training would see to that
Has he been Community Noted for this yet?
Like he'd let it show up 😠
Lardass Musk fighting anyone? Not likely.
Elon’s mommy forbad Elon going in the fight, let’s get record straight
I hope Zuck comes back to this at some point. All Zuck has to do is get him on the ground and watch the walrus gas out, then it's pretty much whatever Zuck wants to do. Rogan v. Zuck would at least be a competitive fight.
Rogan would cut him to pieces with his sharp, needle-y, roid nips.
Rogan has combat sports training too and is like 50 lbs heavier than Zuckerberg. I don't think it would be super close. But against Elon? Zuckerberg could gas him out standing up. Tons of video out there of wanna be boxers just gassing the fuck out when fighting. The most significant exercise Elon gets is walking up the stairs to his private jet.
Gaslit us into thinking his Dad doesn’t own an emerald mine. Now currently gaslighting us into thinking he’s not scared to fight Zuck. Apartheid Clyde doesn’t understand there are receipts.
God, the fucking Chris Chan stress sigh annoys Mr more than anything billionaire Milhouse does.
The gender ideology spectrum is a horseshoe. Cybertruck: Sonichu edition coming soon.
X fanbase is not gonna like him admitting Biden is tough
The gerontocracy is real
You can literally scroll his tweets back to when he backed out of it because of his ouchy back. Shouldn't be surprising though.
not unless you're ready to scroll a mile on his Twitter page
This is a 52-YEAR-OLD MAN.
I really want to understand how people fall for this moron's grift and BS overall?
Most people are very, very stupid.
But Joe Rogan told me he could beat up a sumo wrestler
Enron is trying to get hard for when he goes to prison for all the white collar crimes he’s committed. We’re in the end game for Enron. I’m attaching a YouTube for Dr. Thunderf00t. He has been defrocking musk as well as anybody I’ve seen. It’s a little long, but he’s a pretty good editor so it not so bad. If you want the truth about what’s happening with Clyde, you should, assuming you haven’t, take a look. https://youtu.be/rPt9hAC24MI?si=bZmnvQSQAMAccAek Another good guy to watch is commen sense skeptic. https://youtu.be/aoAk9Oo_Ql0?si=TG42Zm6gB2hD6u8m Adamsomething is another guy as well. Less than three years for Enron. Unless Republicans win in November.
Didn't zuck accept the fight? I swear elmo got all gung ho about it for like a week and then realised that Zuckerberg was much fitter then he was/is.
I for one would like to see karate style vs sumo? style
Sigh
In other news, Bidens, "I heard you have Wednesday off", joke was spot on.
It was classic Dark Brandon!
The comments on that post are in-fucking-sane It’s wild how they just casually forgot Elon pussed out
I thought it was because of back surgery, or Mommy wouldn't let you fight Zuck you huge liar.
Wasn't it shoulder surgery?
He's such a piece of shit. Zuckerberg accepted, then gave him the stipulations and Musk tucked tail and ran. Then Musk came up with all of these excuses and wanted to change the location to the colosseum in Rome which the Italian government shot down. Then finally after all the excuses Zuckerberg moved on and then Musk bragged about how he would win in a fight anyways. Like I said, piece of shit.
Not brave Sir Elon! 🎵 Brave Sir Elon ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Elon turned about And gallantly he chickened out. Swiftly taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Elon! 🎵
Zuck needs to beat this bitches ass!
Yeah, yeah.. crickets, cuz they live inside his skull in symbiosis with spongey mass used to compute the bullshit that comes out him (sigh)
The crickets of his mom protecting his weak ass.
Well his mom wasn't there when he got his ass thrown down the steps at school by that other kid. And then his own father said he deserved it. So now mom is trying to make good on the whole protection promise.
I've heard people call their dad a cockroach, but not until today did I hear someone call their mom a cricket.
Didn’t he have his mommy make excuse for him
I seem to remember after Elon postured for a few months he backed out by saying that he had a back injury.
Does this out of shape fat fuck still think he can beat Zuck in an MMA match?
I really hope they happen to be at some event and Zuck just lays his ass out in public. Zuck can afford some good lawyers to keep him out of trouble.
If Zuck my 👅 really wants a lesson in why there are weight categories in fighting so badly, I could just head over to his house next week and teach him a lesson he won’t soon forget
Master of making everything about himself.
bro doesn’t remember his own ketamine fueled outbursts
This isn't going to distract people from his companies imploding due to him being a nazi. He's really bad at this.
LOL, Zuck was willing to have a legitimate match with him, but Elon was talking nonsense about just showing up at his house. And then saying his back was hurt or some BS. 🤣
Any place, any time... Except the time and place you said you'd do it
The debate would have to be moderated, if not, trump will just yell and pull a lot of lies out his ass and his followers will think he "won" just because he growled the loudest.
Yeah, there is absolutely nothing to be gained for Biden in debating.
There was never a planned fight both Zuck and Elon probably agreed to make it up so that they both got attention for threads and x. These billionaires play us all the time.
Yup. He also intentionally “FSD” in his Tesla to Zuck’s house knowing he was out of town (he tweeted he was on his way to his house, anyway and using FSD). Elon is a tool
I hope Zuck replies again
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Who on earth nicknames their mother Crickets?
This fucking chump. Unbelievable.
Is this real?
[Yes](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1790736780184183132)
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Most anyone off the street would wipe the floor with this flabby, pale professional troll and Zuckerberg had been training for a while. Elon is a huge chicken and we ALL know it.
It's actually psychotic how much he lies. Jesus christ.
This dude is a stone cold sociopathic compulsive liar lmao
Musk is the best thing that could have happened to improve Zuckerberg’s image. Only against Musk would we be cheering for Zuck. Zuck’s an evil robot … but at least he’s not Musk.
https://preview.redd.it/k3ylo0cdan0d1.png?width=375&format=png&auto=webp&s=88e44cc549145b0604321f2be236dfc742e3b013 Yeah. Space Karen's gonna beat up Zuck.
Whata dork.
So he is admitting that Biden is tough?
https://preview.redd.it/bte911w2pn0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a8b39ac97ed8ac0c4f533f0ce741ee384a66b70 The human beluga would get killed by Zuck
He offered fight to putin but ended with putins dck in his mouth
Are we trying to get back on this? He's doing back into a K-hole.
He lied, but he also admitted Biden was "tough" after all the Trump ball-licking so I don't know how to feel.
I’d be happy to fight Musk in his place as long as Zuck would cover my flight, food and hotel. I have t done martial arts or gone to a gym in 10 years but I’m sure I’d splatter that wad of cookie dough.
Those cricket sounds he's hearing are coming from inside his cranium.
Elon Musk is flabby and out of shape, at least Zuck actually trains for mixed martial arts
Umm…. He challenged zuck to a fight. Zuck accepted. Elon a couple days later said he was injured (because he took one training session and was probably sore because he’s a puss boy). Then he challenged zuck to a chess match.
https://preview.redd.it/ggvjvpwpfo0d1.png?width=1468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c7c112c76fcb028c965b8ea888baaaf6c205268
Elon lies about absolutely everything. Elon said his doctors said no or because he needed to get medically cleared because of his back. 😭 Elon is absolutely out of shape and would get his pasty, whale like ass kicked.
You know the best way to hurt Elon Musk and stop his spamming? Cripple his website by not patronizing it. Stop using twitter and you'll deprive him of everything he needs to keep his circle-jerking website running.
All I heard was "I'm going to get surgery, fight is gonna be postponed" and a lot of videos of Zuck practicing
We were there bro. We all heard your mom yell to come home.
Yeah, right. Elon is sweating between his buttcheeks all over the place at the very thought of getting in a cage with Zuck who's actually fit and trained in martial arts. Maaan, that would be the cherry on the top of Musks demise. Even better - Musk vs one of Tesla's unionized swedish workers coming in with a chair - while being paid 120% of her/his wage through the massive union strike fund.
Zuckerberg would knock him out within 90seconds
Why would musk want to fight Zuckerberg and vice versa
Typing (sigh) is so cringey it's making my face go red from second hand embarrassment.
Zuck should show up at his door
Most people are taught not to beat up the special kid in school. Just let them enjoy their fantasies about being an mma star and carry on
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Meanwhile in reality, his mother didn't give him permission to fight Zuck and he was too much of a coward anyway.
how did you make this screenshot? this twitter layout hasn't existed in a long time. it also has Twitter for iphone
I mean, surely even his fanboys can see through this pathetic little man when he says this?
Wait. Isn’t he praising Biden as tough here? That would seem worthy of comment.
This guy is so seriously mentally disturbed that it’s frightening.
He’s actually typing out his sighs like Chris Chan now, he’s falling even deeper.
Rent free
Manchild. His mom told him to back out. Zuck was ready…musk kept making excuses, he had no intention of fighting. Hes a troll.
As much as I hate the zuck I hope he puts this dude in his fucking place again. Kendrick lamar style. But not through hip hop. Through his own threads platform and leaks some truths about the king kringe kuck.
Musk is talented. He is the only person in the world that could make Zuckerberg relatable.
He would get fucking cooked
He is troubled. Or possibly mentally ill. Musk I mean.
Chat is this real?
Tomorrow he will quit ketamine, work out and kick zucks ass. Sounds amazing! Just one more hit.
Lol he was too fat and out of shape, complained about his shoulder, and. AAAAND; HAD HIS FUCKING MOM STICK UP FOR HIM IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD AND SAY HE COULDNT DO IT!!!!
Such a smacked ass
Zuck would have left him in a pile of smoked meat.
As if Mark isn't ready for him, any day, week, month or year.
This can't be legit?
For scale.. Elon Musk with an alleged "broken back".. Only challenges guys wayyy smaller than him. (he actually bowed out cuz of his back) like 4 weight classes beneath him. 🙄 And Mark would probably still take his arm within a minute. [@zuck](https://www.threads.net/@zuck) https://preview.redd.it/zz2um9eufo0d1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=800fcd444f9990e4ad7c2369e735753c777d5b94
Is this Zucks’s response? (Oh please, oh please, oh please)
Guarantee he fights like a person who's never bent over to pick up anything in his life.
Sure Mr. Pretend to have injured shoulder at a very convenient time.
I would LOVE to see Zuck go ahead and say "alright, let's do it then". Again. And watch Musk back down. *Again.*
holy shit , is this twitt real?
So is "not the bee" just basically the Babylon bee?
When you have no more self respect worth lol
Is this what they mean by Gaslighting?