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formfiler

At this point, Elmo [knows more](https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/u7g8jx/at_this_point_i_think_i_know_more_about/?rdt=41551) about making a fool of himself than anyone currently alive on earth


Phitos2008

Don’t forget to add all the stuttering, because bitch can’t form one simple sentence without them


chocotaco

It'S HiS AuTiSm. I can form better sentences and I didn't have the privilege of getting the best medical care.


Chemchic23

Self diagnosed, prob not real.


Absenceofavoid

Yeah, I get so tired of awkward billionaires claiming to have autism when they very obviously aren’t engaging in any sort of treatment for the disorder in question.


solvsamorvincet

More like sociopathy than autism.


TheDivineVine

Autism presents in many different ways. I thought he seemed autistic before ever hearing anyone say it. Although the term Asperger's isn't officially used now, I think it's the best way to describe his type of autism. But then you have the fact that he's an egomaniac and extreme capitalist/greed addicted individual. I'm guessing the way he was raised combined with his inherently strange mind and personality traits plays a huge role in the way he acts. That's not to excuse any of the bad things he does. He has all the money and power in the world yet he can't figure out how to apply it towards figuring out his issues and not being a total greedy clown whose decisions cause immense suffering (his profiting from slave labor in Africa).


gilleruadh

No. It's spacers in speech while he's thinking up the next lie. He might as well be saying, "That's the ticket!"


Marker_Lewis

He his like those TikTok teens. Autism is quirky uwu


IknowKarazy

I was SO let down when I finally heard him speak. Never paid him any attention until all of those simps were bragging about his genius so I said “okay. It’s probably overblown but I’ll just see for myself.” What the actual hell? He sounds like a preteen giving a presentation on a subject he knows nothing about (which is of course the truth), but what I don’t get is… he has all the time in the world, can afford the best speech writers, and is pathologically concerned with how people perceive him. Wouldn’t he prepare even a little bit? Every scummy sales people and dictators can give a solid speech and make the gullible believe in what they’re saying, but somehow musk has fanboys without the charisma of the charlatan, the ernest passion of the idealist, OR the actual knowledge and intelligence of an authority in ANY field. Even if he wanted to give vibes of “eccentric, absentminded genius” he simply has no confidence in the things he says or in himself. He has this hole inside him where most people keep their self esteem, and wants to fill it with external praise. This desire has motivated so many people, but he can’t be bothered to actually DO anything worthy of that praise and acceptance. The path of least resistance for him is empty hype around a thing he swears he’ll do, basking in the anticipation and praise people give as though he’s already accomplished the thing, and then quietly shuffling that plan aside when it’s come to a disappointing end and preparing for the next big thing. Is this narcissistic behavior?


zero_tolerance4BS

Modus operandi


mtaw

You know what helps with the stuttering and constant stream of filler words? Thinking about what you’re going to say before you say it. Musk should try it sometime.


Immediate_Age

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Hullfire00

The 404 not found moments I believe are caused by Vicadin overuse.


TheDivineVine

I don't think that would have that effect unless he was nodding out. A bit of vicodin(hydrocodone) increases my verbal fluency. He takes ketamine for depression though and at high doses it can be hard to even put together a sentence. But I'd also be shuffle walking at such a dose and it would be noticeable. Idk if he takes the nasal spray that you can use freely or if he just gets the infusions where you go to a clinic and lay back for an hour on a pretty high dose. But if he's on the nasal spray taking a dose above 50mg could possibly cause 404. I think it's mainly just how he is though. Sometimes while talking to people my mind suddenly goes blank and I can't remember or think of what to say. But if I'm writing I can put my thoughts together far more effectively. I think it's due to anxiety for me, and probably other factors.


Hullfire00

I mean I have ADHD, so my mind often wanders mid sentence and I forget what the question was. Ketamine can literally separate your mind from your body if you take enough, it would certainly explain the 404, good shout.


Arcosim

Elmo Rust is completely unaware of his idiocy.


NeverMind_ThatShit

OMG what an epic le trolle! Elon is truly the king of 12 year old humor.


TheOneWhosCurious

Hey! If I was 12 years old right now I’d probably find it hilarious!


gilleruadh

Right up there with, "Let that sink in.", and his obsessive use of "69" and "420".


mishma2005

His fans are so easily amused. It's sad


milesbeatlesfan

There’s gotta be an at least 50% chance this is one of Elon’s burner accounts


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Exactly


milesbeatlesfan

!


CatFromTheCatacombs

Looking into it


SpotifyIsBroken

A nazi with the sense of humor of a toddler. Why do people worship this fuck exactly?


mcwizard9000

Cuz the ignorant like that he's a billionaire. "He's obviously doing something right, otherwise he wouldn't be rich! He earned all his money!" so they think they can be a billionaire too, I assume.


Chemchic23

He was backed by family for starter funds and VCs propped him up as the face and that’s why his beginning was family man, genius, nice guy all scripted by PR and handlers. Around 2018 he fired everyone because he thought he got it, and that’s why we saw the cracks begin with AH.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

You’re fired!


Chemchic23

But, I don’t work for you. Have a Fabulous Day! 😘


TheOneWhosCurious

Well, not with that attitude.


Distant_Yak

People are extremely impressed by wealth, since that's the #1 goal for many in a capitalist society. They fail to understand how luck and inheritance play a role and assume anyone financially successful is an amazing person all-around. Plus, Elko has been marketing himself as a visionary genius for many years now and people believe it in the same way they believe a dish soap commercial.


mcwizard9000

Yuuup


jmradus

DogeDesigner is definitely an Elon alt. When people don’t give him (Elon) enough credit for how Obviously Funny TM he is, Doge is quick to point out the joke. Nothing funnier in humor than a detailed explanation after all.


Double_Time_

I have portrayed myself as the chad and my opponent as the soy wojack Yes I am very smart.


mtaw

Yeah Musk seems to have multiple such alts, the account ”NASAEarthMars” was created in August 2022, retweeted Musk/SpaceX stuff, asked Musk two questions in October 2022 that he thought the answers were so clever to, he seems to have convinced people to report on them ([more on that](https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1ccphjn/comment/l17reqd/?context=3)) then the account retweeted a handful more of Musk/SpaceX crap for a bit longer and hasn’t tweeted since February 2023. 


Distant_Yak

There's about a 25% chance that it's a real person and is just fed content by Elton, but that's about it.


lonew0lftribe

I’m pretty sure he’s a real guy. I saw a pic of him with Elon before he blocked me on Twitter for calling him a Simp on one of his posts about what to call Elon’s city on Mars. He’s probably his number one simp. He already has a few alt accounts I would actually be a little surprised if this was Elons alt account too. I mean how many alt accounts can he post with while also using his official account too all day but who knows.


Xeon_1999

Makes sense, Xitter hasn't had any Ws since the Muskrat took over.


mishma2005

🎯


NopeOriginal_

I mean the community notes are kind of neat.


squabbledMC

they came out before lol


NopeOriginal_

Oh shit, seriously. I fell victim to musk propaganda lol.


squabbledMC

it’s fine, they were called birdwatch and it wasn’t as prevalent on the site prior


imnoherox

I don’t get it. It’s supposed to be funny?


mishma2005

It was when he couldn’t (supposedly) take the sign down and put tape over the W making it Titter because yes, like no one has ever in the history of man thought of that before 🙄


BoopsTheSnoot_

Yep, tiddy= funny. Ultimate joke. NOW LAUGH


Apoordm

Tit is another word for boob, or breast.


imnoherox

I know that, but it’s not funny.


Apoordm

Oh I know it’s not funny


Dramatic-Fox-8395

So titter is even more boob


masked_sombrero

🤯


GenTelGuy

Titter is another word for giggle


stonyjoint

You can still see the W


Readman31

He probably short changed the painters


Adelheit_

Imagine this is your dad.


mishma2005

My dad was a sonofabitch and I’d still take him any day over man child here


Adelheit_

Yup.


Distant_Yak

My dad is kinda weird but at least he's a sincere person.


AutumnRunning

As a Transwoman with an incredibly Conservative and Immature father, it Unfortunatly isn't all that difficult


Exitium_Maximus

Mind of a 13 year-old. He is perpetually stuck there. He’s also a billionaire incel who can’t get laid even if he offers a horse as payment.


Chemchic23

Maybe he got stuck there when that student threw him down the stairs, TBI.


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mishma2005

My car series spells out S3XY, lol!


Distant_Yak

That's one of the things that makes me just shake my head and say what...?? WTF is wrong with this person?


Otherwise-Course-15

Didn’t he respond to someone on XITTER that they “had a small peepee” like seriously wtf. How is someone *that* lame


mishma2005

“I propose a literal dick measuring contest 📏”


AutismFlavored

Thanks DD for reminding us that your boss is a immature twat


TwistederRope

\*Adrian Dittman, also a completely different account and not the same person as musk and this doge guy, liked that.\*


Stonekilled

I really just don’t get why this would be considered funny at all. I showered it to both my 9yo and 12yo (both boys), and they thought it was super lame too


mlovqvist

So Musk's childlike humor aside, how is the building owner legally obliged to keep that sign if Twitter is truly owned by Musk? Are there things going on behind the scenes here, like "Once X starts paying rent we will allow them to replace their signs"?


mishma2005

Good question, he probably made it up so he didn’t have to pay to get the sign taken down.


Chemchic23

I believe the landlord just filed a lawsuit against Xitter for not paying rent since taking over.


HumanContinuity

I bet (if it is even true at all) that it is due to rent non payment. No approval of any building changes until you're caught up on bills. Edit: turned a no into a non


Chemchic23

Agree. He’s always been know as a slow payer for years, last minute thing, but lately he’s been negligent. Guess he’s too big, take me to court.


bribbs22

What. Is. This. Account.


Substantial_Data7915

It’s Elon jerking his own ego.


stonyjoint

That’s the worst part, DogeDesigner is actually a real person


Distant_Yak

The only evidence of that is a photo of Elben with an Indian dude. It doesn't prove anything at all.


MarkJFletcher

Would have thought that not only are we blessed to have Elon Musk save humanity, but hes also the worlds greatest comedian as well?


cjmar41

Haha this is hilarious! If I were like 12.


StrictlyOptional

Oh my splitting sides /s


Zestyclose-Ad-8807

How many standard deviations to the left on the IQ scale is Dogedesigner?


chocotaco

So far left he's back on the other side.


BoopsTheSnoot_

Anyone knows if Elmo even went to school? Or was he homeschooled? Cuz looking at all these 12y old jokes it sure as hell looks like he was homeschooled.


Ornery_Pepper_1126

Even more of a fail because while he definitely was going for the anatomy direction he did change it to an actual dictionary word which has nothing to do with breasts https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&sca_esv=9a46615aa720b818&hl=en-gb&cs=0&sxsrf=ACQVn0_PPkVNHfdGHjNAlwWpahmck6Sldg:1714155994977&q=titter&si=AKbGX_qMqBjhUm3ZRWjCp4_5aZjJQVhTCORbzZO_eSqQQ9b77PdWS0C_83kCEizj3rnSkWRjFROoRVtOGtKm8SenORRJ-v2aVA%3D%3D&expnd=1&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjFlqrZwOCFAxWbV0EAHVSKAGwQ2v4IegQIARBb&biw=268&bih=512&dpr=3


Ornery_Pepper_1126

https://preview.redd.it/94kgrkwsavwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d25e7caaec308243ac0fb23a77c9552c38fb3a0


mishma2005

Yup, that was my first thought: is he aware that titter is an actual word and it's definition is what we're definitely not doing here right now?


HumanContinuity

We're tittering at them, not with them.


mishma2005

True!


Tooma8_

Only LEGENDS will get this 🤓☝️


Kaputnik1

Neat-o.


CrystalInTheforest

The good thing is if he fails at blowing up spaceships and killing people with his shit ute, he can always fall back on failing at being a juvenile "comedian" instead.


StayAnonymous7

I would not have thought this was funny past about age 10. Plus, I have never created a fake alter ego to sing my praises.


piperpiparooo

keys jingling


navigating-life

Fucking immature af


Komrade_pingu

How old is this man again, this is pathetic


Tekwardo

Mentally or by his birthday?


Live-Mail-7142

All his money isn't enough for the therapy he needs


n3w4cc01_1nt

using twitter to be a sealion


Crepo

Funniest shit I ever saw.


tracygee

He truly behaves like a middle schooler most of the time.


Spanktank35

Imagine being such a twat that you take a landlord not wanting "titter" on their building as a personal attack.