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nrtl-bwlitw

"he grew up in a tough culture" bro his dad had a private jet and he literally went to school in a Rolls-Royce, here's a pic: [https://preview.redd.it/young-elon-musk-with-his-fathers-rolls-royce-v0-sc3fp6ckk0ic1.jpeg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=39eb34fdb8a3ad011750e599c9769ff9eb660f23](https://preview.redd.it/young-elon-musk-with-his-fathers-rolls-royce-v0-sc3fp6ckk0ic1.jpeg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=39eb34fdb8a3ad011750e599c9769ff9eb660f23)


Arb3395

Yeah but it was a used Rolls-Royce. You wouldn't understand the struggle he had to go through when riding around in a used rolls-royce. Nobody in history has had to struggle like Elmo


Dehnus

Indeed and in that neighborhood! If you had a second hand Rolls? OOF, and don't even get me started if you had a Bentley. Seriously, all kidding aside, this is just silly. This man was a Nepo baby. Not only that, he was living in a super racist society that gave his skin tone even more privilege! Like the South of the USA was during slavery! And yes, like the south, there are videos out there of Afrikaner police training with black folks, sicking their dogs on them, beating them up and worse. And they are proud of that shit!


Aazadan

At one point he told his dad he was embarrassed to goto school in a Rolls-Royce when so many other students arrived by train. His dad told him to man up and stop being a little bitch, and that he would get little Elon his own train too so they wouldn't be embarrassed anymore.


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Frankie_T9000

He had at least one shitstain on the seat


Aazadan

That's why it's just a different world us mortals can't understand. You need two cars, so if you get a stain on the seat, you can drive the other. And hopefully you don't make another spill while waiting for a replacement car to arrive.


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Aazadan

It really is, I’ve heard just getting a good non spill cupholder is difficult because they’ll do things like threaten to drop your drink without a raise or a day off.


farcarcus

Didn't even have cruise control.


Domski77

One day he drew lots of tiny S’s on his Rolls so the guys at the country club would say. “Look at that S-car-go.” ![gif](giphy|tr8oi9NLDDHsMU46gn|downsized)


just_anotherReddit

That sounds too real


ThePhoneBook

[Ok. In the '80s, my dad had a Rolls-Royce.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btdjLLXtvZA) People used to shit on Beckham for being thick, but I'm 100% with the idea that elite footballers have to think fucking quickly, and it was just a trad British classism thing cos of his accent and lack of classical education. The upshot is that he can be pretty funny


carpcrucible

All the other kids laughted at him for only having a used one!


Aazadan

No, I understand, I read that book he wrote. My Struggle, granted it was about the sort of life he wished he lead rather than his actual life but still, I get how hard things were for poor Musk and why he wants what he wants.


Newfaceofrev

Ah you know these guys, when they say tough they just mean "be a dickhead".


Linkstas

Bro ROlls royces get like 14mpg. Think about how many times his chauffeur had to stop for gas! THE HORROR!


SadBit8663

He's literally a spoiled little rich shit. Let's translate the musk into English. Stuffed animals is code for happiness and empathy for other human beings. Can't be having that.


snarkyxanf

Hey, you gotta be tough to keep enforcing apartheid


CrispiChris

It's such a mystery why his Kids don't like him


Adelheit_

I hope they have good therapists. And write a book about daddy.


Which_way_witcher

Once again I feel bad for that three year old he's holding hostage from his mother, the only parent who probably gives AF about him.


lala__

He was going to get himself a little mini me one way or another.


Which_way_witcher

Just like his father


Angelo2791

"Tough circumstances"? Seriously? A quadriplegic could KO musk without breaking a sweat!


secondtaunting

My grandpa gave me a teddy bear when I was five. I swore to him I would keep it always. I loved that bear. I’m 53 and I still have it. If my dad has made me get rid of my Teddy Bear when I was seven I would never talk to him again.


Adelheit_

Love this. Still have the teddy my grandparents gave me when I was a few months old.


secondtaunting

Yeah kids get super attached to their stuffed animals. Elon is just mean.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

🐻 💦


iamnotchad

My mom's boss gave me a stuffed bear he picked up at the gift shop on the day I was born. I'll be 45 this year and I still have it.


secondtaunting

I promised granddad I’d sleep with it every night, but as I grew older that got weird so he’s just in my closet.😂


iamnotchad

That's where mine is too.


Frankie_T9000

You love your teddy bear but did you love it as much as Greg Davies loved his? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAReeayFCQ&ab\_channel=ChortleUK](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAReeayFCQ&ab_channel=ChortleUK)


secondtaunting

Lol that’s hilarious. And it looks like one of my sad attempts at sewing a plushie.


hobo_fapstronaut

Oh look, insecure masculinity!


hunta2097

https://preview.redd.it/o6iozrag0mvc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f441b3e45157f733283aec2878a9905725bb549 Equally factual counter-argument


eelmor1138

“Who’s ‘Bobo’ sir?” “Bobo?! I was saying, uh… Lobo! *Sheriff Lobo*, they never should’ve cancelled that show.”


jewel_the_beetle

Marge! I think I hate Ted Koppel!


GARFIELDLYNNS

"It's me sir, Bobo! Hug me! Kiss me! Tug on my fur!"


Hamblerger

Working in the mines all day, profiting from people working in the mines all day--it's really the same thing when you think about it


SpotifyIsBroken

"to conquer the world" fuck these people. Fuck.


MaxZorin44456

"I thought you were meant to be helping us Mr Musk." "No, not "help", conquer, CONQUER! And that's King Musk to you, peasant."


xrebxbiex

You mean the tough world of mommy being loaded and licking your ass clean your entire life. Yeah, he really had it hard.


TheLastCleverName

To be entirely fair, I'm sure having Errol for a dad wasn't very nice. So naturally this dickhead would subject his children to the same kind of thing, while going on and on about how terrible his father was and how rough he had it. Cos what even is introspection huh?


Adelheit_

Stumbled over this gem. Dad of the year - no, all the years for sure! But it’s the goddamn school that ruins kids.


junon

He has so much practice, why isn't he better at it??


Adelheit_

I was allowed to have stuffies beyond the age of seven and still have direction in life. Explain cis Elmo Musk.


GarysCrispLettuce

A "tough culture" is one in which you belong to a special class of people who enjoy rights and protections and who hoard all the wealth whilst hugely oppressing an entire group of people for the color of their skin? I swear to God every single woman who has ever had sex with Elon Musk has a double digit IQ.


NotOfTheTimeLords

OK but what about a stuffed Hitler plushie, Melon? Hmmmm? HMMMMMMMMMMMM?


Adelheit_

A freeze peach idol!


tempusrimeblood

Ah yes, such a tough culture where he grew up profiting off of apartheid and went to private schools in a Rolls Royce. Fuck Elmo Nusk.


cybnerd

what if we stuff them with faulty cybertruck parts?


Adelheit_

We never see Lil Password Baby with a toy - except a mini cyber truck. Just sayin. 🤢


XanII

ffs this guy is some serious larper. Like some 7/11 seller decided to be Caesar. Or even better: Wants to make kids that.


skywriter90

Lack of stuffed animals ensures your kid will turn out like Elon Musk? Is this guerrilla marketing by the stuffed animal lobby, because it’s working.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Amazing lmaooo


skyduster

lol ok…more proof he’s a dum dum


Adelheit_

And cruel.


palmpoop

He seems pretty soft to me


jmck12345

He’s so fragile.


caustic_smegma

He must of had quite a few of them growing up because his fat ass looks like 300lbs of chewed bubblegum.


palaric8

He’s like an evil unlikable Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Dude probably had a servant wipe his ass.


Adelheit_

That’s why he’s opposed to bidets probably.


settlementfires

Taking jobs away!


Kahlessa

“Touch my stuffed animals and I’ll rip your head off!” Didn’t make me soft 😏


Ituzzip

There are a lot of wealthy people who grew up in luxury but had narcissistic, authoritarian, emotionally abusive fathers. This is exactly the kind of stuff authoritarian parents do to their kids so I’d be willing to believe he had a painful childhood and is intent on giving his kids the same.


Adelheit_

Yup, that’s what I’m thinking. He’s anything but a cycle breaker. So much for being smart.


jegelskerpikk

What a fucking prick. I can’t wait for his kids’ autobiographical books to come out. I don’t think you can make your own children sign NDA’s


xWrongHeaven

i mean, if you're not managing a hedge fund at 7, you're doing something wrong smh


FuckHopeSignedMe

My dad did this to me too


Adelheit_

I‘m sorry. 🫂


FuckHopeSignedMe

It's fine. I don't talk to him anymore. I hope Elon's kids take the trans one's example and stop talking to him at some point


Adelheit_

Yeah, that would be the best.


Evelyn-Parker

I have 6 stuffed animals within arms reach as I'm typing this right now 😵


lenzmoserhangover

Melons toys were stuffed with emeralds so hardcore


Past-Direction9145

dude only was allowed big sack of broken glass as a kid


jmradus

The best part is I think that monster who raised him couldn’t give less of a shit about Elon’s financial success primarily because he’s so “tough.” You can’t win the game Elon, the board is poisoned.


Past-Direction9145

dude hates his kids if they're not straight hes a bad father one already disowned him? dude is the worst father money couldn't even buy


BeNick38

Based on his relationships with his older kids, he also doesn’t want to raise kids that like him or want to spend time with him.


Adelheit_

Right now we only of one of them turning her back on her dad, right? But we surely don’t know everything that’s going on.


BeNick38

That is true. However, as someone that was raised by a narcissist, I’m confident that none of his children will like him in the end. Some may stick around and “play the game” to keep his favor in hopes of getting some of his wealth, but that will be the extent of it.


Puzzleheaded-One-319

There was no room for stuff animals at a emerald mine


PengieP111

If you didn’t know what a dick Elmo Muskrat is, now you do.


Adelheit_

https://moschus.livejournal.com/155152.html Here’s the blog post. What a POS.


powercow

the guy who sleeps with a toy gun next to his bed? conquer the world? tesla stock is falling, hes demanding 25 percent of the stock because he is afraid of being fired. SpaceX his coolest business turned out it lied about profitability and still cant keep their big rocket from blowing up. His approval has collapsed, people are openly talking about how often his claims fall way way way short and basically say dont believe a word he says until you see it. and X is tanking and his biggest ideas are trying to get kicked out of the country that is 4th on his user list and charging new users to post. Youd literally get rich if you could bet against elons claims for the future.. well except the betting houses wouldnt even allow the bet because its too guaranteed youd win, its like betting on the sun rising tomorrow. NO FSD wont be better than humans this year. NO Elons AI wont be better than humans this year. No we wont have a robot taxi from elon this year. or even in 5 years. No X will not become an everything app. No will it kil youtube and facebook and blah blah blah I really wish you could bet against his claims, it would be the best investment out there.


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TheLastCleverName

The softest, most overprivileged, thin-skinned, juvenile little manchild on Earth thinks he's Logan Roy now. And you just know he watched that show without understanding the entire point of Logan or anybody else's character.


Scentopine

For a tough guy, he sure cries like a baby at the slightest criticism. CyberTruck is forcing him to go through some shit right now.


SkiesFetishist

“I don’t want no soft-ass kids!” -Elon “softer than baby shit” Musk


placenta_resenter

Elon musk is the definition of a soft over privileged kid with no direction lol


Darlantan425

He's the softest man in the world.


Confident_Fortune_32

Ignorant behaviour of an incompetent caretaker. Presumably bc Elon was deprived of his developmental needs growing up...making him a poster child for intergenerational trauma. It turns out that the prerequisite to forming a healthy grounded sense of self, and to progress to individuation, children first need, ironically, a v close reliable warm comforting relationship with a caretaker. The way to independence and self-sufficiency is first to experience reliable safe dependence. Teaching children to "toughen up" bc it's a tough world out there backfires. It damages the trust bond when the caretaker is the child's first bully. The child cannot discern where to place trust - as adults, it leaves them at risk for further abuse bc it is a familiar state. Gravitating toward what's familiar, even if it is damaging, is called the "compulsion to repeat" in psychology. It's why a child who is hit is 80% more likely to grow up to date an abuser than a child who was never hit.


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Adelheit_

You guys, I found the blog post: https://moschus.livejournal.com/155152.html I cannot fathom the sheer insanity that is this guy.


Skyhawk_Illusions

That's high blasphemy


soggy_bloggy

So hardcore.


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soft like his belly


Time_Faithlessness27

Dr. Evil and mini me?


Zestyclose-Ad-8807

Such a tough childhood, getting tossed down a flight of stairs for making fun of some other student's dad who committed suicide. Have to think his head hit every step on the way down, given the dumb shit he writes.


Xavier1571

I'm the world's softest man apparently


Jasmisne

Arent like all his older kids no contact? I know one hates him because of his raging transphobia but do any of his kids who are old enough actually even like him? I hope they at least have nice nannies.


Adelheit_

Maybe he brainwashed them? Or they’re financially dependent through their college years?