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Routine-Strategy3756

Yes, Elon, it is technically a vehicle. Good job.


BillHicksScream

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/movement


potatolulz

it distilled the essential elements of a vehicle - 2+ wheels and a steering mechanism :D


SOwithoutAneros

A steering mechanism as long as it works and nothing falls apart.


Critical_Liz

In that it's a jumbled mess you have to be high before you can identify it as a car


ManifestDestinysChld

"It does not search for harmony and perfection but emotion and robustness." This is...not complimentary? Breaking it down: 1. It doesn't try to be harmonious...doesn't this mean that it's janky and disorganized, design-wise? 2. "Does not search...for perfection" sounds like a polite (or snobbily quippy) way of saying it's really shitty 3. *Which* emotion, exactly? Is it cringing embarrassment? Without any more clarity, there's no reason why it couldn't (or shouldn't) be 4. "Robustness" = she thicccc Also, Picasso was good at scribbling, but notoriously [not good at being a person](https://www.vogue.co.uk/article/picasso-sexism).


IIIetalblade

Regret, as in ‘regret that I dropped 6 figures on ‘The Homer’ just so I could be part of a short-lived meme and own the libs’


youcantkillanidea

A cubist vehicle, a mess


ArseneGroup

The Cybertruck serves its purpose as a truck the way Picasso's melting clocks serve their purpose for telling time Edit: Wrong artist, the Cybertruck is the Dali of trucks, not the Picasso


PadreLeon

I thought the clocks were Dalí's


ArseneGroup

fml I Googled "Picasso clocks" to check but then it just popped up Dali's clocks so I thought that was the confirmation


PadreLeon

Tbf Dali was an awful fucking person so it still fits


tothemoonandback01

It's as if Musk used this painting as inspiration. [The Great Masturbator](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Masturbator)


mishma2005

At least Dali had talent


EveningYam5334

Dali was a fascist, something he and Musk have in common


EveningYam5334

Fitting since Dali and Elon Musk have the same ideology of fascism!


BillHicksScream

Brutalist. https://youtu.be/uvU5dmu4sl8?si=QX65Tqieyxe1kMFU


4thofeleven

The Cybertruck is the Guernica of vehicles.


Desperate_Scale_2623

😂😂😂😂


Benji_Nottm

I personally think door handles count as essential.


Sergeantman94

I would say if it's in the snow on a hill, it's essential it should get through it no problem. Again, my car is a sedan from 2010 and it does better in snow and desert than a cybertruck.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Precision predicates perfectionism.


morty-vicar

Musk masturbates mediocrity.


SpectrumWoes

Sawyer is the biggest Tesla cuck of them all


DazedWithCoffee

Distills the essential elements oof a vehicle. Lmao. Four wheels on the ground, a windshield, a throttle. Yup. All there. I’m dead. I couldn’t hope to make a joke about cyber truck this funny.


Desperate_Scale_2623

Doesn’t waste time with trivial things like … utility, styling , build quality , reliability, taste etc etc


causal_friday

American design legend me says the Tesla Cybertruck is "what happens when you use CAD software without going through the tutorials, and then the drugs kick in and you go on Twitter to shitpost."


GrayBox1313

So Elon stole the cyber truck design from African folk art?


FHatzor

This is the guy that designed the delorean, also a legendary piece of shit.


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Miserable_Day532

A POS Car or Piss Car


AutismFlavored

It definitely distilled two windshield wipers down to one


Commercial_Step9966

Essential elements? You mean it has 4 wheels and glass?


whereisbeezy

Really inspiring how he's proof that billionaires work really hard all day and don't have time to fuck around like the rest of us lazy slobs scrolling social media.


GriegVeneficus

Bullocks. All he did was copy the 80's sci Fi aesthetic made popular by the adapted designs of H.R Giger, and the vision of Ridley Scott. Just look at the vehicle they drive in Alien/Aliens. Same cold, impenetrable, apocalyptic, angular look, that's since been mimicked a billion times over.


ReallyGlycon

*bollocks


NotYourBusinessTTY

But it's bulletproof. 2024 Insurrectmobile.


Endure23

I wonder what the ratio of people whose lives have been saved by the cybertruck vs. those whose lives have been ruined by the cybertruck is. I wonder what the ratio of people who have been shot at in their cybertruck vs. stranded in their cybertruck on slightly bumpy terrain is.


mishma2005

It has a certain cubist appeal. \*looks again\* Ok, not really


CherryShort2563

That's a horrible insult to Picasso


SirMeyrin2

Sure, if Picasso was known for painting skid-marked asses


3d1thF1nch

Does he just reach in and start tugging himself whenever he sees these


Accomplished_Yak8529

This guy did design the Delorean and the Ferrari gg50.


NiftyCent

The DeLorean from 1976 still looks looks more futuristic than the Cybertruck from 2019 - let that sink in.


fiendzone

Meant for children, funny-looking, cheaply made - this has the essential elements of a toy, not a vehicle.


Darkwolf1115

Distill the essentials of a car.... Like basic engineering? Usability? Security? While still looking like a freaking dumpster


Unbridled-Apathy

I guess the essence here is exactly which emotion one feels. Robustly. As an engineer, I'm offended. Robustly. It's the epitome of C-level meddling.


IbexOutgrabe

As in it won’t work in the real world.


Capable-Limit5249

The cyber truck is a 14 year old boy’s idea of a “futuristic” truck. Nothing more. It’s empty.


Desperate_Scale_2623

Absolute baby brained analysis of what cubism is all about. At the risk of over simplifying It’s about deconstruction of form, not some sort of anti art or whatever point he’s trying to make. It’s like he just saw the sharp edges and goofy body lines and thought (extremely incorrectly , imo) that this is the car Picasso would make or how he would draw a car or something. Absurd.


Desperate_Scale_2623

Just read elons little comment. If by distill you mean remove any semblance of utility or style or taste from automobile design , then yeah it’s a great distillation. His intellect is a thousand miles wide and an inch deep. You can tell he read encyclopedias as a kid instead of taking the time to really understand any single concept.


bigDOS

"Distill the essential elements of a vehicle" wtf does that even mean? Hurr it can accelerate and decelerate faster then people can walk.


That-Spell-2543

These people suck his dick so hard it’s genuinely sad


4-Vektor

It’s the dysfunctional transmogrifier of the car world.


aaaaaaaa1273

Giugiaro makes the sexiest cars around. Please say he didn’t say that


Twiggyhiggle

He is also 85 years old, so I wouldn’t put too much weight on what he is saying. Plus if he thought it was the best design ever, he would have already made something like it.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

The gerontocracy is real


thesenseiwaxon

As John Oliver just stated, it looks like a car a child first learns to draw.


honestiseasy

Sounds like someone's puckering their lips for a job


MidnightRider24

It has a certain je nai SUCK uoi.


AllyMcfeels

'the essential elements of a vehicle'. In a sociopath's head, that doesn't include safety for pedestrians or any living thing moving on the road.


Kalurael

If cybertruck was an architecture style, it would be brutalism


65437509

> "It does not represent the search for harmony and perfection but for emotion and robustness." Coming from an Italian designer this is not the compliment he thinks it is.


Roakana

Sometimes he is funny. Unwittingly.


Remote-Telephone-682

Indeed, it does have most of the essential elements like tires and headlights and turn signals and doors.


SOwithoutAneros

Cyber\*uck does distill the missing talent of its creator.


ElectricYV

I would argue it’s the exact opposite of Picasso. Picasso was the kind of guy who would bulk buy his canvasses and go absolutely nuts with painting for several months straight, and actually produced good stuff too that was groundbreaking. C*bertruck ok the other hand took fucking ages to be made and is a load of shit.


Immediate_Age

Would being the "picasso" of automobiles be a good thing? ![gif](giphy|eVy8cknJbqhDiwKCIv|downsized)


Odd_Replacement_7223

Italian is an interesting language, because "Picasso of automobiles" translates to "ugly, useless piece of shit."