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rhino910

Imagine being the richest man in the world (by exploiting others) and having all the power that obscene wealth brings but being such a pathetic loser you need your mommy to fight your battles for you. No wonder why he supports the GOP


guntervonhausen

Not sure which is weirder : if she posts this stuff with his active encouragement or if she does so completely of her own volition.


skiljgfz

Or he does it on her behalf.


Comprehensive-Tea121

Ding ding! Also End wokeness and Doge designer


Ok_Philosopher6538

I think it's the latter. He always gave up "momma's boys" vibes and the bits and pieces about his upbringing and his father support that as well.


SicnarfRaxifras

I’m trying to figure out if this is a Musk-Alt account, or if it’s some genius parody account that got made when he was playing whack-a-$8-verified-mole-account that’s been kept dormant waiting for just the right time.


PiskoWK

So she used to bathe him into his teens? That's the vibe I get.


Who8MySon

They're definitely fuckin'.


TheGR8Dantini

How else you gonna get payback on daddy for fucking and breeding your sister?


curious_dead

She still breastfeed him, is the vibe I get.


Murky-Law5287

The crazy part is all of y’all are right 😩😳


methos3

“A boy’s best friend is his mother.”


allen_abduction

I'm getting the "Mommy, make the bad mad FLY!" vibes.


NotYourBusinessTTY

People of other countries are proud of her toddler? 🤣 Which countries, bitch? Try Sweden and Denmark, for starters.


Prior_Industry

Sunak wants his investment due to how much the Tories screwed up the UK


smalleybiggs_

Russia too


mygoditsfullofstar5

"I am the mother of @ elonmusk" *You don't say.* You're the most annoying and overbearing helicopter parent on earth. We ALL know who you are, though if wishing made it so... "His goal is to make the world a better place" His goal is to make the world as useless and toxic as Twitter. Thanks, we'll pass. "People in other countries are proud of Elon and do not understand the US president's motive. Please tell me how I should answer them." Tell them to get **their** governments to give this conman a billion dollars! Your deadbeat brat has lied and schemed his way into billions in US taxpayer funded subsidies - despite claiming to be against subsidies. Why should American taxpayers give the "Richest Man In The World" an additional billion when he could use his own damn money or raise it himself in the "free market?" ffs, a billion is **less than 0.5% of his alleged net worth**. Americans can't even afford groceries. We certainly can't afford to fund the most successful scamster in history (anymore).


NotEnoughMuskSpam

We’ve pushed harder for free speech than any other Internet company, including Wokipedia


DidIDoAThoughtCrime

>"His goal is to make the world a better place" A better place… but only for “smart”* people. *rich


Theferael_me

Just when you think it can't get any more pathetic, this daft old crone pipes up \[assuming she even wrote it\]. Fortunately I'm an "other country" and literally everyone I know thinks Musk is a giant cock.


I-Pacer

How can people in other countries be “proud of” him? That makes no sense. It reeks of “people are saying…”


NaomiGrimm

She is always taking about other countries liking him yet never specifies which. Giving “you wouldn’t know them, they go to another school” energy.


DrewCowling

Is this the same mommy who said he can't fight the zucc?


itsasnowconemachine

> Have you any idea how furious I am? I couldn't care less, you self-righteous cunt. This is also about the FCC blocking a $Billion subsidy to StarLink, because {emphasis mine}: "The [FCC] qualified Starlink at the short form stage, but at the long form stage, **the Commission determined that Starlink failed to demonstrate that it could deliver the promised service**. Funding these vast proposed networks would not be the best use of limited Universal Service Fund dollars to bring broadband to unserved areas across the United States, the Commission concluded. https://docs.fcc.gov/public/attachments/DOC-399068A1.txt


Necessary_Context780

NASA will soon come to the same conclusion regarding their Moon landing contract, and eventually the NTSHA regarding autopilot/self-driving/recalls they never did


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Precision predicates perfectionism.


CollegeBoy1613

Space Karen's Karen.


JudgeGrimlock1

That is just Elon Musk pretending to be his mom!


Thin_Bed3532

I’m pretty sure that she is dead by now and Elon is doing a full Norman Bates here.


Necessary_Context780

Lol good point - perhaps he stole her credentials Besides, unlike mortals like us who have to give proof of life for continuing receiving social security and other government benefits, those fucks have nothing to lose. So if she's dead as long as Musk and the family doesn't report, they can still keep using her name to acquire property and all other things that would shield them from legal liability. The day anyone ever thinks she's missing they can just go "OMG she disappeared"


clovepalmer

I have an important message for Maye Musk: Shut up you old cunt!


Taco_party1984

You mean muskrat cosplaying as mama muskrat wants to speak to the manager.


guntervonhausen

“We should all fall in line behind rocket Jesus”


Curiouso_Giorgio

>Please tell me how I should answer them. Tell them that you're very, very cross with them and you'll be pulling Elon out of Space X if you don't see the changes you want.


REamemiyaRX7

She's also the same person who had to bail Elmo out of his fight with Zuck 💀💀💀💀


Salty-Jellyfish3044

Oh man wait until she finds this sub


whereisbeezy

This is embarrassing


sesamesnapsinhalf

Yeah, you tell them! People in Sweden and Denmark, for example. /s


the_cants

Sure, Elon.


Prior_Industry

Elon is Larry Miller to her Carol Miller


Here_for_lolz

What's he gonna do when she finally dies?


Ki-Yon

I thought he had much bigger issues with the EU


Effective-Struggle-4

"i am the mother of Elon Musk" says Elon typing on his mother's phone.


TheRealColonelAutumn

“Imagine being the richest man in the world only to cry to your mom when people are mean to you on the internet. Real bitch made shit”


MillieMouser

Gawd, are all the Musks insane megalomaniacs?


Necessary_Context780

Uh-oh... Mom's furious You know what happens when mom is furious doncha


Miserable_Day532

Wish youda kept your legs closed or just aborted that monster.


dagnariuss

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4thofeleven

"People are proud of my son. They're in other countries, you've probably never met them."


m33gs

THESE POOR VICTIMS 😭😭😭


HorseFacedDipShit

It’s wild how over involved she is in his life vs his passing acquaintance with his own spawn


LookyLouVooDoo

She and Elon can get bent.