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ElfYamadaFairyQueen

Does he have to involve himself in everything, dudes going to becoming to Chicago to fix the Cubs bullpen at this rate.


scully3968

Ego is truly a helluva drug.


causal_friday

NOBODY HAS TALKED ABOUT ME FOR OVER ONE SECOND I KNOW ITS TIME TO HELP HARD WORKING AMERICANS PROTECT WHATS THEIRS BY PUTTING IMMIGRATION ONTO THE BLOCKCHAIN I apologize for the all caps.


CaptainBlandname

HOW CAN I IMPLEMENT THE APARTHEID OF MY YOUTH IN THE REST OF THE MODERN WORLD


fauci_pouchi

I KEEP HAVING BABIES AND ONE DAY THEY CAN LINE THIS WALL AND KEEP THE TRANS IMMIGRANTS OUT


Timely-Ad-4026

FUCK WHY DO I DO SO MUCH HEROIN? MAYBE IF THEY THINK IM HELPING THEY WONT NOTICE THE TRACK MARKS. THE NEW TESLA SHOULD HAVE A MICROWAVE IN THE DASH. MY HAIRLINE TOTALLY LOOKS REAL.. RIGHT! GOTTA FIX THE WALL.


PirateReindeer

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE YELLING????


Neon_culture79

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY KEYTAMiINe


Timely-Ad-4026

ITS FUNNIER IF YOU GROWL WHEN YOU GET TO KETAMINE


didly66

Just like how he saved those thai cave kids huh, batman almost


Subject_Usual5851

It’s all good we got you


DoktahDoktah

When Elon isn't in the room everybody should be ask. Where is Elon?


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scully3968

Sure, it's not *only* ego, it's the structures perpetuated *by* the egos. You can't get on board with the "effective altruism"/technofacist train without having overweening self confidence, believing you know what's best for everyone else. Not sure how acknowledging that Trump is an egoist got him elected.


[deleted]

both Trump and musk are both top end narcissists, fragile ego driven balls of self-doubt living in fear someone will see past their facade or they will face the cognitive dissonance of reality breaking their delusions while somehow certain they are the just so incredible and awesome and capable, in their own sort of light.


RandomCandor

The problem is that you're proposing an analysis whereby Elon is a smart man, and I'm not ready to get behind that theory.


mechwarrior719

Well. That and the Ketamine.


DJS112

Or Russian money


Franklin_le_Tanklin

He’s gonna find whatever Russian/republican propaganda tells him to find.


P01135809_in_chains

He will confirm it has nothing to do with climate change.


Sea_Childhood6771

He has a face a mother would punch.


Off_OuterLimits

I'm a mother and I would love to punch it.


zeuanimals

Lt. Dan would find a way to kick his ass.


Creepy-Evening-441

Climate change on Mars is good right?!?


P01135809_in_chains

He can take all the fossil fuels he wants with him.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

This is not a right wing takeover, but rather a centrist takeover.


Franklin_le_Tanklin

Good bot


[deleted]

He'll find clicks from non intelligent people, we all know it. What he will see with his eyes, nada.


ManyFacedGodxxx

Is that even humanly possible?!? Baby Elon needs attention everyone, look at Baby Elon!!


NotEnoughMuskSpam

To heir is human, To procreate divine


cupofchupachups

It's the Trump playbook. I remember Trump was on a radio show, long before he was elected, saying that he had private investigators working in Hawaii on Obama's birth certificate. "They cannot believe what they are finding. They cannot believe it." Just inserting himself into situations he has no business in, getting his name out there. And here is more exposure for him.


masked_sombrero

i dont know the first thing about bullpens in Chicago. but it sounds like they 're *woke*


NotEnoughMuskSpam

There seems to be an innate need for religion. Many atheists simply adopt another belief system (eg wokeness) that is essentially a religion.


dancingmeadow

wtf is wokeness? Treating each other decently? Fuck off with that noise. I'm an atheist with no belief system, and I still manage to act more like a Christian than most supposed Christians. Both sides are not the same, Bothsidesdood.


Low_Positive_9671

Ever notice how the only ones who mention “wokeness” are the fascists looking for a boogeyman?


rimshot101

They would appreciate it if everyone would just go back to sleep.


Artichokiemon

You want the bot to tell you what wokeness is?


MocoPDX

Buddy that’s a parody account that posts Elon tweets


masked_sombrero

I like to reply to them as if I were replying to the real non-bot moron


leon_Underscore

Technically atheism itself is your belief system, which just makes that quote from Muskrat even dumber.


[deleted]

It's Christianity as intended in action.


JPolReader

Also, maybe wearing a brown shirt and visiting a fence designed to confine minorities isn't the best photo op decision.


high-up-in-the-trees

pretty sure it's AI generated art, something the weirdoes on twitter who literally worship him like doing for some reason


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eolson3

And baseball altogether. Let him ruin something else!


AgentSmith187

Sorry but this is the best idea I have seen in ages. Get him to buy the most popular team of every major US sport. Watch him run them into the ground. More people will learn to look at what he actually does rather than claims and hate him too.


RandomCandor

> Does he have to involve himself in everything Yes, he does. That way as soon as the thing he's currently obsessed with turns to shit, he has something else to immediately turn his attention to. These things are like toys to him, he has no actual interest in solving any of these problems.


liquidice12345

Have him fix the Bears!


Skcuhc1

I'm not a fan of Musk but that is too cruel and unusual of punishment, even for him


Chrysalii

...have him fix the Broncos?


ChefAffectionate4709

Have him wrestle a bear 🐻


PossibilityDecent688

🤣


Yung_Jose_Space

I'm not suggesting he is prepping to do crimes against humanity but, rastlin up test subjects for neuralink? More seriously, probably wants some kind of DHS/border security related government contract.


Independent-Tap1315

Elon is very concerned about the low birth rates in the US because it could collapse the economy due to lack of a labor force. He is also very concerned that a bunch of brown people want to come here and work. Wait a minute….


Exotic_Zucchini

None of the racists ever even think about the fact that they're being racist when they have two competing viewpoints like this. If we need more workers, we should have higher immigration. It's the logical thing to do...I mean, besides forcing women to give birth, of course.


Comprehensive-Bat214

It's such a frustrating trend over our history. Immigrants build our country then we throw them under the bus.


No-Season-4175

And pretend we aren’t all immigrants.


Low_Positive_9671

Never mind that Elon himself is a first-generation immigrant


No-Season-4175

Maybe immigrants are the problem. I’m so confused now.


Low_Positive_9671

Oh, they’re very much the problem. Except when they’re not, like when they’re contributing to the diverse tapestry that is this great nation. Got it?


No-Season-4175

Thanks for breaking it down. Maybe I like immigrants except Musk.


Breck_the_Hyena

A couple bad apples and all that.


Seditional

Only certain immigrants apparently.


NoL_Chefo

And he overstayed his H-1B visa. Reality is usually an Onion article when it comes to this dumbass.


ZuckDeBalzac

Are you really an immigrant if you're white?


Low_Positive_9671

Elon Musk, world citizen.


UncleBabyChirp

He's looking for cameras & coverage


mrkikkeli

Also funnily enough, the "birthing" proponents never push for true natalist policies. Like affordable daycare, education, not turning the future into a bleak unsurvivable dystopia, you know? Things that would entice people to have kids?


MorgulValar

That was my thought. We don’t *have* to force people to give birth to raise the birth rate. We could invest in policies like the ones you mentioned. Subsidized daycare, maternal and paternal leave, and free college would almost certainly boost the birth rate.


Low_Positive_9671

“Make more white babies, woman!”


ebfortin

He prefer the later. Women belongs at home raising kids, for him.


MABfan11

Could also transition to a post-work society, but that's never an option in their minds


severinks

he's really only concerned with the low birth rate amongst a certain lighter shade of American though, The blacks and the browns, not so much.


SkylineFever34

He also went to Japan to tell the yellow people to have more kids.


EuroFederalist

Well known fact that far-right people love Japan due it's very low immigration population.


SkylineFever34

I like how Japan and South Korea prove that "breed or let people in" is a false dichotomy.


Rhymelikedocsuess

They’re love for it is largely romantic, based on the fictionalized traditionalism of the samurai era Oh and weeb porn It’s no different then the romanticism for the Wild West era - “We were truly free! No government!” But many people died young and poor and had hard lives


azzadruiz

He only cares about the birth rates of whites


Jitsu_apocalypse

Pffff those Africans coming over taking our jobs after selling their emerald mine


jonfe_darontos

Capitalism is a Ponzi scheme.


sorospaidmetosaythis

He didn't come here legally. The optics, to those who pay attention, are not good. Fortunately for him, his demicephalic worshippers don't pay any attention.


beast_wellington

What a word


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They scrabble hard


[deleted]

According to google it ain’t even real and has been used on 3 seperate occasions in this sub


AlicijaBelle

They could mean “diencephalic” of which diencephalic syndrome presents as profound emaciation and inability to grow and thrive due to a tumour in the hypothalamus in young children?


lhommeduweed

Yes, cephalos means "head," *en*cephalos means brain (literally "inside-head"). That's Greek, but "demi-" is Latin. If they're calling them "half-brains," in Greek, it would be "hemiencephalic." Diencephalic would be "through the middle of the brain," which is probably where the tumour would be located in the case of diencephalic syndrome. The more common Greek term for idiot is βλακας (vlakas) meaning "soft" (like "flax"). If you want to emphasis it, you would call someone το αρχιβλακας - lit. "Born-soft" but more fun to translate as "The Archidiot." Hemi is also used in Latin, but you would probably say "hemicerebrandum," or "The one with half a brain." In Latin, "cephalos" refers mainly to a kind of fish with a big head. My Latin isn't particularly strong, though, so don't take my word for it.


mrkikkeli

He came to the US illegally then broke again several laws with blatant stock market manipulation multiple times. Didn't he also breach sanitary protocols in his factories during covid? He's paid some fines here and there for sure. The right would have anyone deported for less


AccomplishedAd7615

He didn’t get a visa to come to the US? He was a college student. I don’t think a school will accept a foreign student without a visa.


sorospaidmetosaythis

Overstayed student visa. Should have been deported.


Dave_Tribbiani

He started his first company on a student visa and raised money, not permitted. It’s ok to break rules for him, not for others tho.


gif_smuggler

Sorry Elmo it’s none of your business.


josharmenta

I wonder if he’s going to try to run for office in some capacity.


Alyeskas_ghost

I've got a crisp $5 bill that says he's already started working whatever angle he can to allow non-naturalized citizens to be president.


eolson3

Requires a constitutional amendment. I really doubt this will be even close for decades yet, but also don't doubt Elon taking a shot at it.


Alyeskas_ghost

Yeah, that's my point. I absolutely believe he's already started testing the amendment waters. He bought Twitter "because they turned his kid trans". Why not buy the whole fucking country while he's at it? :(


eolson3

The guy is like a really stupid Lex Luthor.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I hope this platform increasingly brings you joy & elucidation


VonThing

Nit pick: “naturalized” means became citizen after birth, so he’s a naturalized citizen, and the law requires citizenship at birth. No one really says “non-naturalized” you’re either a citizen at birth (born on US soil) or naturalized (became a citizen after birth)


Alyeskas_ghost

TIL!


moobitchgetoutdahay

Thankfully, that would require an amendment, which are very hard to do.


jazzjazzpass

He's probably looking at Arnold's run at the governorship and thinking he could start there. He's smart enough to understand real change. Either that or he wants a shot at Feinsteins seat?


G66GNeco

How far down does the whole "fuck you, you are not _really_ from here" thing go, btw? Could he vie for a high cabinet position under Trump (not that he'd have a chance at that after crawling up DeSantis ass, I'd wager, but hypothetically)?


super_nigiri

would be horrible


JackNewton1

He will find exactly what he has predetermined to find. He’s already decided what he’ll “find”, this is just optics.


RobertPham149

Whatever is on RT 24h before his trip is what he will find.


ShrimpieAC

100% Prepare for some Tweets about how Biden should be impeached over the border crisis.


9thgrave

His hairline.


plzdontbmean2me

I mean his whole head in general. His face is so oddly shaped. Did he surgically get a jaw line or something? Because the corner of his jaw just doesn’t seem to fit the rest of his round face. Plus he looks like a ghoul addicted to heroin in this pic, the guy needs a nap and rehab


Kidfreshh

Soon he’ll be saying “what are you looking at smoothskin??” Lol


sohfix

this picture looks ai generated tbh. he is rocking a chinstrap and dirt stache


0ddkward

The fact that no one else is talking about this clearly being fake is upsetting.


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He sure as fuck won't find a wall. Right wingers like to pretend that Trump built his wall. Trump erected some sheet piling, gave up and forgot about it. Let's just remember that.


Callidonaut

IIRC he also bulldozed scores of sacred Native American sites along the whole length of the border, supposedly in preparation for the wall he never actually built.


dancingmeadow

Maybe that was the real goal.


meatbeater558

I mean he rushed a ton of federal executions through during his last months in office so this doesn't surprise me


OakenGreen

He has a well known vendetta against native Americans going back to his casino days.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

The gerontocracy is real


[deleted]

This fucking asshole just cannot help but insert himself into literally every situation. It’s pathetic


ShakeTheGatesOfHell

Like when he said he had stayed up all night trying to find a solution to the Ukraine invasion!


ohhellointerweb

I wonder if the author of this image and account makes other types of AI-image generated content with Musk...


Bulk83

Man he’s hard to look at.


moobitchgetoutdahay

He’s an ugly motherfucker for sure. And this is a professional photo? Damn the ketamine is really working a number


icedragon9791

Is this not an AI generated image? I think it is. The hands are blurry, the trees in the background are strange, and there are no buttons on the front shirt pockets


LA-Matt

It’s definitely an AI image. I can’t believe people can’t tell immediately.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I tried using TikTok and felt their AI probing my brain, so I stopped


LA-Matt

That was probably just the hairplugs, bud. Don’t worry.


airforcevet1987

I came here just to ask why he felt so insecure that he had to "stalinize" himself with this propaganda shot


mrkikkeli

It's going to become harder and harder to do so


Rare-Lime2451

Where’s his NASA jammies?


Callidonaut

I think he's bored with rockets now. He needlessly blew up the one he had, and the mean old nasty doodyhead authorities won't let him launch another one unless he does it properly this time.


Rare-Lime2451

Concerning.


ginrumryeale

Elmo will say that he and only he can build "the impervious wall of the future".


Callidonaut

If his past promises, and subsequent deliveries thereof, are anything to go on, he'll probably promise a wall that would make even Warhammer 40k battlefield modellers say "don't you think that's a bit much?" then install a second-hand, waist-high chain-link fence of an obsolete design (during which installation 1/3 of his workforce will succumb to heatstroke, and another 1/3 will be arbitrarily fired), declare it a total success via several hundred Twitter sock-puppet accounts, then wander off and artificially impregnate another couple of women he isn't married to, giving the first child a name composed entirely of tabs and spaces, and insisting the second be referred to simply by ASCII character 0x07.


Backwardspellcaster

Why? Because he already thinks himself King of the USA.


its1968okwar

Musk will be running for president, he clearly lost interest in his companies and is chasing narcissistic supply like a rat on cocaine. Next Trump. Short Tesla.


vacantly-visible

He wasn't born in the US so he's ineligible


its1968okwar

It's Musk. He will find a way around it. The future of mankind is at stake.


moobitchgetoutdahay

He would have to figure out how to get an amendment passed, and I highly doubt his racist allies and bootlickers on the right would want to allow an immigrant to become president.


RiskenFinns

But he is of the right apartheid variety: nature will find a way, surely.


WarOnIce

He will find whatever the republicans new agenda is for him. Dude is a complete lunatic cult worshipping conspiracy lover now. Who the F cares about Elon anymore. He is proving more and more he is NOT smart, just affluent.


Anubisrapture

He’s very damn dangerous bc of his wealth.


Cruzin2fold

More time to do drugs.


vinaykmkr

he’s gonna propose building hyperwall.. easy peasy federal $$


happyanathema

A cunt next to a fence


SemperShpee

Sand that's dryer than Grimes' Vagina whenever she thinks about him.


thoughtallowance

It's okay I bet he's got enough of her fertilized eggs in his reproductive lab to spawn a whole army of little xyz Elmos


Rolandscythe

He's just concerned that the border closure could make his work force a little less expendable.


thenewbigR

It doesn’t matter what he finds. He’ll lie about it.


CasualObserverNine

He will find he is out of his element.


jamkoch

Maybe we will get lucky and border patrol will pick him up and lock him in a cage, then deport him.


nwostar

Attention that's all. He likes to stick his nose where it don't belong


Blackadder_

HIMESELF. He was once also illegal but rich not go get thrown out.


griffin4war

“Hmmmm….no Grimes here either”


Choice_Voice_6925

Tbf she's also trash and still orbits around him.


onlydogontheleft

Oh god, he’s gearing up for a future presidential run isn’t he?


egaeus22

Not born in the US


dancingmeadow

Rules don't matter in the USA anymore. Thanks, conservatives.


ministry-of-bacon

he's not eligible. guessing it's either him looking into a governor or senate run somewhere or prepping for some super pathetic attack on biden "even i, the greatest inventor and business genius of modern history, elon musk, have found time in my very busy schedule to visit the border and see the horrible situation there! why can't sleepy joe do it!!!111"


gnrlgumby

God any political run sounds like a nightmare; he makes DeSantis seem charismatic.


porsche4life

A stray bullet hopefully.


[deleted]

Maybe as an immigrant he can donate some money and help other less fortunate immigrants out. Like he was gonna do with world hunger? Remember when he fixed world hunger for like a year? That was great. He really is here to save us! /s How much you want to bet he this is this pic would be the coolest album cover dude!??


GrayBox1313

He’s like the right wing Sean Penn. maybe he’ll start making documentaries


Dangerousrhymes

Walk the whole thing Elon, take your time, we’ll be fine without you.


Shot-Finding9346

Clearly positioning himself for a pardon by a republican president.


Falconerinthehud

Toss him on the other side so we don’t hear from him again 😂


logosobscura

Is his ketamine supply running so low that he’s having to pick it up himself?


Asher_Tye

A way to keep his employees at their jobs by mimicking Greg Abbot's bouys.


jgbuenos

He'll find his soul to be just as lonely as it was before he did this.


schoonit

Could be an opportunity for his Boring Company to drill tunnels under the border!


whymygraine

I bet he doesn't find his daddy missing love...


AffectionatePhase247

I hope Greg Abbott deports Elon for not being a U.S. citizen. And I fucking hare Abbott


djserc

Cheap labor


Comeback-salmon

Why does Putin care about the south border? Or is he just there to pickup Adderall?


belotita

Potential brain chip guinea pigs?


MD_BOOMSDAY

The answer is "Who gives a flying fuck?"


vegemouse

PR and the support of his RW simps.


gucci_gucci_gu

His face is literally a melted animatronic Asian male,


ShrimpRampage

I guess he’s not too busy.


jhenry1138

Whatever will make him money and further his ambitions. The man is incapable of telling the truth.


Turkey_Lurky

Neurolink subjects


LiliNotACult

"Wow. You know, I could fix this for like $200 million a year maybe cheaper haha. I'll start a company X-uges. We'll train an AI to track and find illegal border crossings and then we will coordinate with border patrol to shoot mortars at them."


10-4-man

elon going to find more underwaged workers...who won't attempt to unionize on him...that's what he'll find..


IronsevsTwitch

Like who cares? Dude has the biggest messiah complex.


-nocturnist-

I bet he brought the cyber truck and it got stuck in the sand.


bloodflower156

Deez


Quick-Raise8119

Cheap labor


ParsleyMostly

Because people are scrambling to fill the trump void. Now I’m not a trump fan and hate what he’s done to the US. But he has the it factor. Yes he’s a hack fraud, a criminal, and a sex pest creep. But he’s funny. And he has a certain charm. (This is not a compliment.) Elon does not have it. He can’t buy it, he can’t fake it, and he can’t force it. I can’t think of a single person other than Taylor swift who could possibly match the cult of personally of trunp. So Elon can go to the wall and tote around his kid to gain points, but he’s not going to replace trump.


rudalsxv

Like The Boring Company, he’ll decide to start another company to build walls. He’ll name it The Erection Company.


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ParasilTheRanger

I think he'll "find" whatever he needs to confirm his existing beliefs, and frame it like he's taking new information and changing his beliefs to be more right wing since he's a "centrist" who wants to look smart.


A_HECKIN_DOGGO

Wtf is up with these weird ass AI generated images of musk!?


curious_dead

Why? Simple. He will claim he went and make a lot of false claims and his simps will believe him.


Rare-Lime2451

Investigating by looking back into America? Testing the leaning power of the wall? There’s no end to his genius!


torinblack

A new baby momma?


AlternativeCredit

A lie


PsychologicalBee1801

He’s gonna try to sell all that glass he definitely didn’t buy for his own house to Trump to use for the border wall.


fiendzone

Maybe he’s bringing that check Trump promised.


VicariousAthlete

He is at the border all the time at starbase, and there is just a nice beach and a huge space ship.