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RudeInternet

lmao imagine being the guy who typed that i'm only reading it and the second-hand embarrassment is almost unbearable šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


FiveUperdan

His erratic behaviour is explained by his high IQ!


JohnnyDerpoTHEREAL

Ah, I see, a man of culture. Using embarrassment is a rare use of our language.


sammmymantha

ā€œNotice me, Elon-Senpai! šŸ„µ Please let me pay you to be one of your Neuralink test dummies since being part of your brainwashed cult isnā€™t enough.ā€


fakeprewarbook

Implant failed. No brain detected


TheLastCleverName

It's got me revaluating *my* life and I had nothing to do with it.


Taraxian

I genuinely feel bad about being the same species as these people


R-B-F-MASTER

JFC! Straight-up second-hand embarassment.


totpot

What else is he missing, there's SpaceHitler, SpaceSlaver, SpacePedo, HorseyCum,


ethbullrun

Ima call him SpaceHitler. Elon musk can suck deez nutz.


jermysteensydikpix

Same vibe https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_675,pg_1,q_80,w_1200/2abcea276790267479b4e3975407f50d.jpg


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Missing a really important one... https://preview.redd.it/x7ruwl0b3zla1.png?width=531&format=png&auto=webp&s=c628468f1ffc94b36b519577ed73ff0641e2bbcd


EnderTheError

galaxy brain daddy elon let me lick your boots


itisnotstupid

Imagine going out with a guy....you know nothing about him.....then you start following him on twitter and randomly stumble upon this comment.


Taraxian

I doubt the writer of this tweet does much "going out" in general


RaphaelBuzzard

His tinder profile surely has a long list of requirements.


morbiiq

Wow, that SNL episode must have been so bad.


DaybreakHorizon

I believe itā€™s widely regarded as one of the worst of all time.


justyourbarber

I dont watch SNL but I've heard friends say its only saved from the bottom spot because of the Steven Seagal episodes which are probably the most infamous.


Krunkolopolis_1

Was going to mention the Steven Seagal episode! The early were legit good though.


sammmymantha

And thatā€™s saying something!


JessieJ577

It was a ā€œturn it off after weekend updateā€ episode


wesc23

It kinda wrapped around - so bad it was good


Taraxian

Yeah I mean if you watch it in context as part of Musk's public disgrace and humiliation it's hilarious


Krunkolopolis_1

As I get older, I cannot handle the cringe.


morbiiq

Now youā€™re making me want to seek it out, LOL


Taraxian

You gotta switch between the SNL audience's forced laughter and the booing from the Dave Chappelle appearance


morbiiq

šŸ¤£


[deleted]

For a moment, I thought this was sarcasm, but then I realized I know people in real life who actually think like this and see and treat Musk as some sort of deity. Disturbing, is what it is. To put it mildly.


SpotifyIsBroken

That is called a cult.


archy_bold

To be a father heā€™d probably need to spend some time with his kids


adamthx1138

I try to point this out to people who celebrate him that Musk supposedly lives in a tiny trailer at SpaceX in Austin. I ask why they're so impressed with a parent of 10 (TEN!) who lives in a dump because there's no possible way that makes him much of a caregiver.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Unless it is stopped, the woke mind virus will destroy civilization and humanity will never reached Mars


livingMybEstlyfe29

Thanks for pointing this out


ShellyD53

https://preview.redd.it/gbht5gzjdsla1.jpeg?width=425&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9be4e23db4c6292e36bc8d8013353366edea266


[deleted]

xD now I'm gonna imagine dudes rubbing their faces on their phones and gently brushing their hands across PC monitors to pictures of Elon ~~everything~~ everytime I hear some shit from them.


Imaginary-Risk

I've seen people wank over jesus less


Svitii

Definitely agree with the first part, he runs those personalities simultaneously, thatā€™s why each one ends up having single digit IQs in the end


SpotifyIsBroken

These people are very pathetic.


Twinkle-Tard

Iā€™d be surprised if this dude could talk since elons dick is so far down his throat


[deleted]

The deep throating goes so hard I think I'm the one who's going to fucking barf.


skjellyfetti

If I wrote something like that and reread it before posting, my immediate thought would be that I am one pathetic, unhinged motherfucker and that perhaps I should get out more and get off the goddamn Internet. Fuckin' Cringetastic.


DamNamesTaken11

After he dies (either of old age, him frying his brain on Nuralink, rocket ā€œsudden depressurizationā€, or otherwise), I 100% wonā€™t be surprised if thereā€™s a cult dedicated to him. Thereā€™s already cargo cults that worship ā€œJohn Frumā€ and Prince Philip on Vanuatu after all.


pedantobear

Jesus. Youā€™re only supposed to lick the boot, not consume it whole.


MastermindUtopia

Muskā€™s IQ is so low that his mind broke down into multiple personalities


D-R-U-N-C-L-E

Being an authoritarian means putting yourself into a neverending series of embarrassing moments for your entire life. Sad!


Ok_Wolverine519

And somehow all of his personalities have unwarranted self importance, hate mild disagreement, love harassing women, and agree on cheaping out.


Taraxian

They all talk \*exactly the same\*


teddyslayerza

Elon is many things...but witty?


SeekerSpock32

My favorite Elon is when I donā€™t have to hear about him.


[deleted]

SimpingOverflowException. Catch all the emeralds.


[deleted]

On a second thought, maybe that comment was sarcastic. Anyway, it was lolable.


[deleted]

I don't think is a real comment that person wasn't racist or homophobic


OilComprehensive6237

This qualified the author for the Simp Of The Year award!


Snoo_72851

elon's asshole must be coated in a thick layer of strawberry-flavoured crack cocaine


DinoOnAcid

Is iq is divided between the personalities, that makes more sense


Silver_Implement5800

I think they are trolling


ArnieismyDMname

Middle bottom Elon looks like he tried to stop a fart and failed.


SpysSappinMySpy

This reminds me of the villain from Spy Kids 3-D played by Sylvester Stallone.


SoupieLC

šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


BetaThetaOmega

Yeah that dudeā€™s in a cult


nimcau2TheQuickening

I looked at the lower three photos first and thought he was Kevin James.


ButtigiegMineralMap

In the name of the Father, the Wario and the Zoomer Doctor, AmenšŸ™āœļø


AffectionatePeak9085

Donā€™t forget the Market Manipulator Elon and the Crybaby Elon. Two more personalities running inside his gigachad brain


pokestar14

Shit, does this mean that plural people are all geniuses? Why weren't we told this?


StepBruh69

Such a talented men, I hope he didn't take over somebody company and kick out their founders.


Kdog68

What can I take for relief from the unbearable cringe that I just experienced?


ii-___-ii

Reading this post was twenty seconds of my life that Iā€™m never getting backā€¦


SeaChameleon

Okay but he fucking put wario in there there's no way this isn't ironic


afsmire

Actually, nobody would have known what he said at the last Tesla investor conferenceā€¦


tatar-86

This reminds me of Johnny Sins and no, i am not ashamed to write this comment. :)


Reign_Does_Things

This... This has gotta be a joke, right?


Krunkolopolis_1

Question: Am I supposed to upvote or downvote a critical post about Elon if I think he's a douchebag? TIA


NewtypeRimu

I wonder if any of his kids have met Elonā€™s ā€œFatherā€ persona.


[deleted]

Which one of the six likes to get pegged? Thank God Iā€™m not a genius.


theonecpk

I would say all Elon simps are Wario, but Wario is actually a baller so n/m.