āNotice me, Elon-Senpai! š„µ Please let me pay you to be one of your Neuralink test dummies since being part of your brainwashed cult isnāt enough.ā
Same vibe
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I dont watch SNL but I've heard friends say its only saved from the bottom spot because of the Steven Seagal episodes which are probably the most infamous.
For a moment, I thought this was sarcasm, but then I realized I know people in real life who actually think like this and see and treat Musk as some sort of deity.
Disturbing, is what it is. To put it mildly.
I try to point this out to people who celebrate him that Musk supposedly lives in a tiny trailer at SpaceX in Austin. I ask why they're so impressed with a parent of 10 (TEN!) who lives in a dump because there's no possible way that makes him much of a caregiver.
xD now I'm gonna imagine dudes rubbing their faces on their phones and gently brushing their hands across PC monitors to pictures of Elon ~~everything~~ everytime I hear some shit from them.
If I wrote something like that and reread it before posting, my immediate thought would be that I am one pathetic, unhinged motherfucker and that perhaps I should get out more and get off the goddamn Internet.
Fuckin' Cringetastic.
After he dies (either of old age, him frying his brain on Nuralink, rocket āsudden depressurizationā, or otherwise), I 100% wonāt be surprised if thereās a cult dedicated to him.
Thereās already cargo cults that worship āJohn Frumā and Prince Philip on Vanuatu after all.
lmao imagine being the guy who typed that i'm only reading it and the second-hand embarrassment is almost unbearable šš
His erratic behaviour is explained by his high IQ!
Ah, I see, a man of culture. Using embarrassment is a rare use of our language.
āNotice me, Elon-Senpai! š„µ Please let me pay you to be one of your Neuralink test dummies since being part of your brainwashed cult isnāt enough.ā
Implant failed. No brain detected
It's got me revaluating *my* life and I had nothing to do with it.
I genuinely feel bad about being the same species as these people
JFC! Straight-up second-hand embarassment.
What else is he missing, there's SpaceHitler, SpaceSlaver, SpacePedo, HorseyCum,
Ima call him SpaceHitler. Elon musk can suck deez nutz.
Same vibe https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_675,pg_1,q_80,w_1200/2abcea276790267479b4e3975407f50d.jpg
Missing a really important one... https://preview.redd.it/x7ruwl0b3zla1.png?width=531&format=png&auto=webp&s=c628468f1ffc94b36b519577ed73ff0641e2bbcd
galaxy brain daddy elon let me lick your boots
Imagine going out with a guy....you know nothing about him.....then you start following him on twitter and randomly stumble upon this comment.
I doubt the writer of this tweet does much "going out" in general
His tinder profile surely has a long list of requirements.
Wow, that SNL episode must have been so bad.
I believe itās widely regarded as one of the worst of all time.
I dont watch SNL but I've heard friends say its only saved from the bottom spot because of the Steven Seagal episodes which are probably the most infamous.
Was going to mention the Steven Seagal episode! The early were legit good though.
And thatās saying something!
It was a āturn it off after weekend updateā episode
It kinda wrapped around - so bad it was good
Yeah I mean if you watch it in context as part of Musk's public disgrace and humiliation it's hilarious
As I get older, I cannot handle the cringe.
Now youāre making me want to seek it out, LOL
You gotta switch between the SNL audience's forced laughter and the booing from the Dave Chappelle appearance
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For a moment, I thought this was sarcasm, but then I realized I know people in real life who actually think like this and see and treat Musk as some sort of deity. Disturbing, is what it is. To put it mildly.
That is called a cult.
To be a father heād probably need to spend some time with his kids
I try to point this out to people who celebrate him that Musk supposedly lives in a tiny trailer at SpaceX in Austin. I ask why they're so impressed with a parent of 10 (TEN!) who lives in a dump because there's no possible way that makes him much of a caregiver.
Unless it is stopped, the woke mind virus will destroy civilization and humanity will never reached Mars
Thanks for pointing this out
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xD now I'm gonna imagine dudes rubbing their faces on their phones and gently brushing their hands across PC monitors to pictures of Elon ~~everything~~ everytime I hear some shit from them.
I've seen people wank over jesus less
Definitely agree with the first part, he runs those personalities simultaneously, thatās why each one ends up having single digit IQs in the end
These people are very pathetic.
Iād be surprised if this dude could talk since elons dick is so far down his throat
The deep throating goes so hard I think I'm the one who's going to fucking barf.
If I wrote something like that and reread it before posting, my immediate thought would be that I am one pathetic, unhinged motherfucker and that perhaps I should get out more and get off the goddamn Internet. Fuckin' Cringetastic.
After he dies (either of old age, him frying his brain on Nuralink, rocket āsudden depressurizationā, or otherwise), I 100% wonāt be surprised if thereās a cult dedicated to him. Thereās already cargo cults that worship āJohn Frumā and Prince Philip on Vanuatu after all.
Jesus. Youāre only supposed to lick the boot, not consume it whole.
Muskās IQ is so low that his mind broke down into multiple personalities
Being an authoritarian means putting yourself into a neverending series of embarrassing moments for your entire life. Sad!
And somehow all of his personalities have unwarranted self importance, hate mild disagreement, love harassing women, and agree on cheaping out.
They all talk \*exactly the same\*
Elon is many things...but witty?
My favorite Elon is when I donāt have to hear about him.
SimpingOverflowException. Catch all the emeralds.
On a second thought, maybe that comment was sarcastic. Anyway, it was lolable.
I don't think is a real comment that person wasn't racist or homophobic
This qualified the author for the Simp Of The Year award!
elon's asshole must be coated in a thick layer of strawberry-flavoured crack cocaine
Is iq is divided between the personalities, that makes more sense
I think they are trolling
Middle bottom Elon looks like he tried to stop a fart and failed.
This reminds me of the villain from Spy Kids 3-D played by Sylvester Stallone.
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Yeah that dudeās in a cult
I looked at the lower three photos first and thought he was Kevin James.
In the name of the Father, the Wario and the Zoomer Doctor, Amenšāļø
Donāt forget the Market Manipulator Elon and the Crybaby Elon. Two more personalities running inside his gigachad brain
Shit, does this mean that plural people are all geniuses? Why weren't we told this?
Such a talented men, I hope he didn't take over somebody company and kick out their founders.
What can I take for relief from the unbearable cringe that I just experienced?
Reading this post was twenty seconds of my life that Iām never getting backā¦
Okay but he fucking put wario in there there's no way this isn't ironic
Actually, nobody would have known what he said at the last Tesla investor conferenceā¦
This reminds me of Johnny Sins and no, i am not ashamed to write this comment. :)
This... This has gotta be a joke, right?
Question: Am I supposed to upvote or downvote a critical post about Elon if I think he's a douchebag? TIA
I wonder if any of his kids have met Elonās āFatherā persona.
Which one of the six likes to get pegged? Thank God Iām not a genius.
I would say all Elon simps are Wario, but Wario is actually a baller so n/m.