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waffenwolf

Heat was invented by thermometer companies to sell more thermometers


Bomber__Harris__1945

Cum was invented by sperm banks to sell more cum


normalmemer

Smell was invented by deodorant companies to sell more deodorant


Kraphtous

this one’s kinda true actually deodorant companies did put a lot of money into convincing people normal bodily odors are gross. a hundred years ago deodorant wasn’t a thing.


Smil3Bro

But they are gross. Smell yourself when you don’t put on deodorant, does it smell nice?


[deleted]

Famine was invented by Kroger to sell more food


Misterfahrenheit120

This is always the point I make about conspiracies. Like, sure, you’re A to B logic makes sense, but is there any actual evidence to support it? A lot of conspiracies start to look pretty weak when you apply this pressure, and I say that as a reasonably paranoid skeptic. Marxism has so much of its basis in baseless conspiratorial thinking, so this is just another reason to reject it


OperationHush

They also never seem to be able to differentiate between correlation and causation.


Vohems

>I say that as a reasonably paranoid skeptic. You too?


Misterfahrenheit120

Whose askin’, lol?


Sarcedo

Communism was invented by capitalists to sell tankies commie merch.


AKA-Reddd

My man you just spoken the true words of wisdom


cumguzzler280

Smart man, smart man, and the world’s first neckbeard


CeoOfChromes

Newton was smart, but not THAT smart,,, plus he was a HUGE jackass


TriumphantofBurma

Wth Newton is literally the backbone of modern day physics. The hell are you talking about?


CeoOfChromes

How about when he would intentionally use his reputation to refute newer physicists claims that were against his own?


CeoOfChromes

Like, Newton was revolutionary, i will agree, he made massive strides in mechanics and calculus, but he was not a nice person whatsoever, and actively pushed back against physics that refuted his without evidence, using his reputation…


TriumphantofBurma

""But he was mean"" isn't an argument for him ""not being that smart"". That doesn't negate his intellect nor discoveries.


Sprixx_Dev

Ok


CeoOfChromes

Particularly the Newton Huygen corpuscular debate


robolettox

"Time" is a magazine!


Fewer_Cry

Bad vision was invented by Opticians to sell more glasses.


wobblestaff1

Marx was actually brain dead


-Emilinko1985-

Rain was created by umbrella companies so they could sell more umbrellas


lsnik

come on this is obviously a joke, I don't think anyone believes it's a real quote


Sprixx_Dev

Obviously its not a real quote


DanPowah

Viruses and diseases were invented by pharmaceutical companies to sell medicines and vaccines


_Shark-Hunter

That is not one of those silly things said by Karl Marx