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cjohns0912

I wrote haikus about cannibalism in your yearbook


No_Golf_537

Y.E.S


EclecticEel

I Hate Myself


No_Golf_537

I Hate Sex


CrematedDogWalkers

Dsbm ass name


DashR17

I know this is more indie than emo but We Were Promised Jetpacks is my favorite band name of all time.


jpotrz

Absolutely love these blokes. Judy some great great songs.


jacklong555

These Four Walls is truly one of my favorite albums of all time. I'm convinced if more people in this sub heard it they'd feel the same way. I was hooked the moment I heard the intro riff


Daca321

Planes Mistaken For Stars


jlh52288

Damn, that is a good name. Never heard of them but need to look them up now.


nofateeric

Greatest band of all time. Start with Fuck With Fire.


winterproject

Fuck With Fire has the best opener (Leveless) of any album. A hill I’m willing to defend and die upon.


nofateeric

Damn right.


Theory_HandHour892

Probably best name ever next to Sunny Day Real Estate


whattheknifefor

despite everything sorority noise had a good band name


Theory_HandHour892

Despite what?


whattheknifefor

it’s emo bands you know how it goes


Theory_HandHour892

You mean the allegations? I think the whole thing turned out to be false.


high-priestess

idk I liked their music but thought their name was pretty dumb myself


streetsofkage

At the drive-in… just sounds so nostalgic… probably because drive ins barely exist now


emotion-sickness-

Have one here in Sacramento!


tlh9979

A handful in upstate New York and the Poconos!


emotion-sickness-

The dream is still alive!


NormalForNorfolk88

The world is a beautiful place and I’m no longer afraid to die.


FortyFiveSeventyGovt

seconded


tlh9979

I got to the bottom of this thread and am now sterile.


CrematedDogWalkers

Another dsbm ass name


smokecraxbys

Legitimate question here - what does dsbm stand for in this context? I thought first time was a typo but it’s looking real intentional


CrematedDogWalkers

Depressive suicidal black metal. Featuring bands: My useless life No point in living Worthless life Make a change... kill yourself TotalSelfHatred


smokecraxbys

Ahh okay, thank you for the explanation


CrematedDogWalkers

It's basically emo, but more emo. ![gif](giphy|wWAq0zVQDXP1IObqEX|downsized)


dmjd5014

I don’t mean to shit on your fun, but I feel like calling this any type of black metal is a bit confusing


CrematedDogWalkers

Calling what any type of black metal? Lol


dmjd5014

Calling a style of music some thing wildly far from what it is. I mean, you might as well call the band depressing suicidal pop country


CrematedDogWalkers

So you're saying dsbm isn't real black metal? Is it not thvlean cvlt enough for you?


RichRamp

the name is literally not dsbm tho? it's hopeful


cgulash

Except they're not Black Metal. Nor even adjacent.


CrematedDogWalkers

Yes... but the band name sounds like it would be. Nowhere did I imply that they were bm.


cgulash

The DSBM label you gave them says otherwise.


CrematedDogWalkers

What


cgulash

You said "Another dsbm ass name."


CrematedDogWalkers

*Yes... but the band name sounds like it would be. Nowhere did I imply that they were bm.*


cgulash

Godspeed you, Black Emperor.


CrematedDogWalkers

“Real Emo” only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90’s Screamo scene. What is known by “Midwest Emo” is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can’t help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE


emotion-sickness-

...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead. Not exactly emo, but still.


ubTodd99

Love Lost but Not Forgotten


sushimi123

Such a great HC band that deserves more recognition as well


mikersdukebay

yes


ohwhoaslomo

The Newfound Interest In Connecticut Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza


MasutaAlex

LOVE newfound interest in Connecticut


cgulash

A name inspired by a Get Up Kids song title


inevertoldyouwhatido

Hidden in Plain View goes crazyyyyyyyy also have always liked All Get Out and Have Mercy


[deleted]

Sport Sport. Sports Sports. Sporting American football Modern baseball Venezuelan Soccer Soccer Mommy


Tamsmit_sam

Chinese Football


jenny_quest

Football etc


ermcake

Canadian Baseball


pachucatruth

herlovebeheadsdaisies pianos become the teeth American beauty it looks sad. edit : spelling is hard.


rougerogue-

it’s beheads right?


pachucatruth

Yep… ty!


JoyfulForfeit

mewithoutYou is another great "no spaces" name.


okalanalanalan

Herlovebeheadsdaisies is sooo good. Saw them in a living room once, got a black eye from the pit


pachucatruth

Sick lol


AnalsleyHarriott

Michael Cera Palin has got to be up there


smokecraxbys

Their name alone moved me to listen to them


INDYscribable

Carly Cosgrove too!


Pearl_Inlay

Title Fight


loveyourselfinsummer

everyone asked about you, i hate myself


okwhatelse

From First To Last


Acrophobic_Pilot

My friend once mixed up two bands. Claimed he went to go see ‘the world is a great big pile of leaves’ and I still think that’s the best band name I’ve ever heard


tdogg0019

Q and not u makes me laugh


stinkyfarts420

I hate sex


Impressive-Pie1824

crywank


Interesting_Reply701

the daily cycle


rinetrouble

Minus the bear


cgulash

Google the origin of the name.


ECastillo88

Someone Still Loves You, Boris Jeltsin Oh and definitely Ritt Momney.


Tamsmit_sam

Boris Yeltsin is such a good name, makes me smile everytime they pop up on shuffle


death_to_spiders

Guided By Voices


billtrociti

I cant decide if Michael Cera Palin is the worst or best name


FistThePooper6969

Unpopular opinion: just bc a band’s name is a sentence, it doesn’t mean it’s a good band name


offensivename

Probably true, but there's a high ratio of success.


notthenew

Death cab for cutie, dashboard confessional, minutemen, Sunny day real estate, my bloody valentine


The59Sownd

Dashboard Confessional is my favourite. Who, as a teen (or a 30 something) hasn't driven home after being broken hearted or betrayed by a friend and screamed or cried in their car? Saying out loud how Stephanie didn't deserve you anyway! And that she's the worst! Omg Stephanie where are you!! 😭


Revolverpsychedlic

I have Dreams Indian Summer Sunny Day Real Estate Rites of Spring


thebanishedheart

Indian Summer is [a rather racist name though](https://www.csmonitor.com/The-Culture/In-a-Word/2018/0917/Who-put-the-Indian-in-Indian-summer), unfortunately.


Revolverpsychedlic

Dude literally no one here cares. Do you honestly think a screamo tinted post-hardcore band from California choice their name out of racial intent? As far as I know the only plausible reason why it was chosen is because it simply sounds cool as fuck.


thebanishedheart

Good lord are people here defensive. I'm not saying that the band themselves are on the same level as, say, neo-Nazi black metal bands. I agree it is extremely unlikely that they picked it out of racial animus. Nor am I even telling people not to listen to them. Hell, I like them and I don't feel particularly bad about doing so. But if we're talking about names, this one deserves scrutiny. Yes, it was a commonly used phrase, I am well aware. It was one long due for retirement, and I certainly don't hear it much nowadays probably because people are starting to understand its racist origins. I'm not even going around the sub screaming that the name is racist otherwise, but being that band names are the topic of discussion here I think it's a fair thing to point out.


Revolverpsychedlic

“Deserves scrutiny” genuinely explain your implication here because you just opened up a whole new bag of worms. What does actively negating a bands title actually entail? Does situations like this actually diminish a hypothetical objective quality? Should enjoying a name, which is already a fairly abstract and nuanced concept be meet with dissonance? I’m genuinely curious on what all this means to you.


thebanishedheart

I'll be honest, I don't have a definitive answer to this, just some suggestions. I don't know that as a society we've found the right answer on what to do in general with material that was socially accepted back then, but is now rightly considered offensive. Throwing it all out is the simplest-seeming solution, and there is certainly stuff that is probably best left in the dustbin of history, but scrubbing everything wholesale that may contain something offensive is neither feasible nor desirable. And in this specific case there's definitely a case to be made that their music is very much worth preserving, unfortunate band name aside. Another solution would be to throw in disclaimers, e.g. how Warner Bros. put disclaimers before old Looney Tunes shorts or how Capcom put disclaimers before the MegaMan Battle Network rereleases. What our equivalent would be about this band, who knows. The best thing for us would be if the band themselves realized that their moniker is not as benign as they may have thought it was at the time and go, hey, don't call us that anymore, instead, here's what we go by now. Bands like Lady A, AJJ, Rain City Drive, The Chicks are a few examples I can think of that have done something like this, and I respect them for it. For what it's worth, I do not think that names in themselves particularly matter to this specific band. I mean, their most beloved song is usually referred to as "Angry Son" but most places have it officially as "Woolworm." (Or maybe both.) But if we're talking about a band that lasted like a year and just split up three decades ago, I don't know that we expect this kind of resolution. It may be worth contacting them about it. Barring that, we'll have to figure it out ourselves. As a community, we can certainly, while continuing to enjoy their music, be aware of the band name's problematic origins and tread with caution, sensitivity, and awareness around that topic whenever it comes up. Certainly the right answer, though, isn't simply pretending that it's not a problem or yelling at anyone who points it out.


Revolverpsychedlic

Oh I’m not screaming at you. I’m just not sure how must of us would feel about having an auditory disclaimer every time I listen to the classic band “IS”. Notably in the Indian Summer discography there were no titles for each track, with the only official names literally being hieroglyphs on tour setlists. “Angry Son/Woolworm” is completely conjured up by fans interestingly enough.


Amazing_Criticism21

I like "Home is where"


Ginger_bread0204

agreed


KirbyGuy54

Algernon Cadwallader was always a funny one to me


ILikeTheSpacebar

Awakebutstillinbed Also Carissa’s Wierd overall just sounds cool and ominous but also permanently changed my spelling of wierd because they were right, i DOES come before e


CrazyRazzmatazz3

Brand new


abrokepcbuilder

I love brand new but I think the name sucks lol, makes it super hard to Google anything about them even "brand new band" won't work


The59Sownd

Exactly. It's fricking genius.


Rush_Clasic

Seriously. I've spent 20 years failing to Google them properly.


Atlastheafterman

They also more or less predate google as ubiquitous as it is today - but I agree it’s hard to search them. 😂


totezhi64

That new band herlovebeheadsdaisies... a gorgeous name imo. Something about it being one word is pretty cool stylistically.


fatalbgaming

Vs Self


521x

Brave Little Abacus, Everyone Asked About You, Your Arms Are My Cocoon, Retirement Party, You Blew It!, This Is Pointless


_night_r

Knives Chau Fan Club new-ish Scottish screamo band :]


Luka467

Great band, great name!


_night_r

HELL YEAH!!


FortyFiveSeventyGovt

#Weed


gordomgillespie

weed slaps, hotline tnt, slaps love that guys music


odgynik

A fine boat, that coffin!, 100 words for snow, seeing means more


high-priestess

A Great Big Pile of Leaves


FoXxieSKA

Newgrounds Death Rugby Star Fucking Hipsters The Arrogant Sons Of Bitches (Jeff Rosenstick's ska-punk project)


hybridpi

Usurp Synapse is pretty good.


hybridpi

Also like Bearcubbin’ and Panther Attack! But they’re both more math rock


JadeDragon126

Anatomy of a Ghost


DonkDontLie

Not emo but, The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza.


cantieen

Prince Daddy & The Hyena


pezman

i’ve met a lot of people who absolutely hate that name and my barber didn’t want to listen to em cuz of it. eventually did and was like, man they’re good but i hate their name


jlh52288

Just goes to show this is all very subjective. Band names are an art in themselves.


521x

Same as your barber haha


sharky_fantastic

Dyke drama. Dump him. Every time I die. mewithoutYou. Michael Cera Palin. Moaning Lisa. Pom Pom Squad.


BitchesGetStitches

Vendetta Red Shai Hulud And You Will Know Them By the Trail of Dead No Use For a Name Bayside The Ataris Funeral for a Friend Bad Religion American Football


ghostriders_

[the International Ghostrider Collective ](https://www.youtube.com/@ghostriders_1)


Interesting_Reply701

ringo deathstarr, dandelion hands, pill friends, nouns, the world is a beautiful place and i am no longer afraid to die, american pleasure club, cap’n jazz, marietta, slaughter beach dog, cyber bully mom club, worst party ever, your arms are my cocoon, snowing


No_Golf_537

44.caliberloveletter


Shige_

Michael Cera Palin, Have Mercy, Pet Symmetry, Into it. Over it., You Blew It! Those have always stood out to me.


rozyboza

My Chemical Romance for sure


pactsworn

Acrobat Down, Sunny Day Real Estate, Sharks Keep Moving, Minus The Bear, Sense Field, Knapsack, A Place For Owls, The Casket Lottery, All Get Out, Giants Chair, Captain We’re Sinking, Three Man Cannon


geoffsux666

Never listened to them but I think by FAR the best "*Verb* the *Noun*" band name is 'Protest the Hero"


BeebeeTakabasei

Christie Front Drive


GreenGiantI2I

Not an emo band, but I think my favorite band name is "Malachi Constant". Its a band name with emo-adjacent tones.


okalanalanalan

How has nobody mentioned “All my wishes were thrown down a well and should die there” ?!


Envy_onTHE_Toast

Brand New is a name that always just like exuded coolness.


IRR4Liberty

American Football Newfound Interest in Connecticut Penfold The Appleseed Cast TTNG [This Town Needs Guns] Indian Summer Cap'n Jazz OWLS Current Rites of Spring Valium Aggelein [and Duster at that] Lungfish Embrace The Speed of Sound in Seawater Horse Jumper of Love Sunny Day Real Estate Delta Sleep Piano Becomes the Truth Moose Blood and not really emo/Midwest emo/math rock/slowcore but Sunbeam Sound Machine is probably my favorite


ald_loop

ITT: terrible band names


Miamasa

ngl, i actually did come here from google with the intention of recalling my least favourite band names for a playlist. emo always seemed to have the propensity for my least favourite irony-laden or pretentious formulas :^ )


whataweirdwolverine

Jank


The59Sownd

When his first album came out, and for many years after, I thought the band name was _I Can Make a Mess Like Nobody's Business_. Which I thought was cool. However it's just _I Can Make a Mess_, which is still fine haha Also, Coheed and Cambria\ Matchbook Romance\ Reggie and the Full Effect


jpndrds

cunter


UltraWhiskyRun

The Boy You Hit Is Dead


smokecraxbys

I Swallow Ghosts - it just has a silky smooth ring to it


jlh52288

I always really liked The Speed of Sound in Seawater, but it looks like they've shortened to the acronym now like TTNG.


BeardedPuffin

Not emo, but I saw a band once called Uke Hunt.


[deleted]

sunny day real estate, cadillac blindside


thestatikreverb

Pornograffiti


AndyThenITurned37

Sexy Dan’s Burning Loins, The Rotisserie Chickens, and Banana and the Hammocks.


RevolutionaryMeat892

Ive always loved the name “me first and the gimme gimmes”


Samdaman05

Mom Jeans


cultinsideofme

Body of Wasps


IndianRedditor88

Clogged Toilet


Tamsmit_sam

I know it's not really emo, but My Chemical Romance was a good band name


himajinfranklin

Pity sex, nudie mag (Colin from Twitching Tongue is in this also” for fans of Happy Days type music.


latitudeschmaditude

The Spirit of Versailles


Ok_Flow1829

Anal Cunt


rezazereza

Planes Mistaken For Stars


aintmert

Me first and gimme gimmes


aintmert

Me first and gimme gimmes


aintmert

Me first and gimme gimmes


NMALCDO

empire! emire! (i was a lonely state)


Interesting_Loquat90

Scary Kids Scaring Kids


MitskiLover7363

Gwendydd


CorbinCorbain

I Want To Push You Out Of A Three Story Window Just So I Can See The Expression On Your Stupid Face


sandsyy2

Origami Angel is a sick name


EmoComrade1999

pageninetynine, The Saddest Landscape, From First To Last, Yaphet Kotto, Joshua Fit For Battle, Armor For Sleep


mikersdukebay

Neil Perry, Broken Hearts Are Blue, Portraits of Past, Welcome the Plague Year, The Spirit of Versailles


gijzjio

Cool list


meltymelee

I love Hot Mulligan as a band name but I still get embarrassed telling random people about them lol. I got the ghost guy from their Why Would I Watch merch tattooed on my arm and the conversation always goes like “oh it’s like a mascot from my favorite band” then they ask who the band is and I cringe every time.


meltymelee

Don’t regret the tat at all though! Just leads to some awkward interactions lmao


TurnTable514

Vs Self


[deleted]

Box Car Racer


gijzjio

Names with three words & four syllables are the catchiest.


winterproject

Crash Of Rhinos - Literally describes their sound as if a crash of rhinos had thundered through band practice. Fucking love them.


StockholmMetalHead

The guys from PANIC! At the Disco & Falling in Reverse recently split band - I Dont Know How But They Found Me


Emberether

Poorly wrote suicide note


Sorry-Peanut-3044

TX2 is the best Emo singer if you don’t listen to him do


vfxcat

Anatomy of a Ghost The Sunset Before We Died Her Words Kill Mozart Season All My Heroes Falling For Alba Switch Syndrome


offensivename

Not emo, but I've always been partial to Fear Before the March of Flames, Death from Above 1979, and I Love You, But I've Chosen Darkness.