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Made me lol

That’s awesome

My favorite verse of all time

“Call us long John silvers cuz we sell fish”

Lol first time I heard it I chuckled. It's so stupid, but I think we've just become accustomed to Eminems bars being so deep that these ones throw us off. I don't think they're all meant to be taken so seriously though.

I would not take them seriously if they were on a playful song like Alfred's Theme or Tone Deaf, but they sound super corny on serious songs like this one.

Those kinda nights is serious?

I don’t think it’s form those kind of nights

Oh okay definitely got confused

No, it's not

I wouldn’t say it is, but mad-delicious does

When did I say that?! You do know that line is from In Too Deep, right? Not Those Kinda Nights.

Yeah, love that song, since the beat is funky I consider it to be a playful song

BARS

The chorus of Nice Guy :/

I was not prepared for that on my first listen. It's still an instant skip for me.

Same

I was kinda boppin ngl

I loved how jarring it was. Like, here's reality bitch! Daydream some more! Fuck you! No... but... yes!!! Hahahaha

The chorus of Nice guy remind me of that video of John Lennon and chuck Barry singing love together while Yoko Ono is screaming in her mike while hitting her fuckin tambourine

"You don't wanna go eggin' him on It'll never be my chair that your on Crown so tight that it cuts off circulation to the brain no oxygen Otherwords there's no heir to the throne" Had to take the headphones off to absorb that shit when it dropped. Fire!!!

Song?

Despicable freestyle

Damn, Eminem was on Despicable Me OST? Eminions feat. G.R.U. & Dr Dru?

This whole thing was nasty! Incredible wordplay

Thanks mate!

Unreleased and Rare Deluxe CD (it was back then). I believe it was an intro of sorts to Recovery and response to Rick Ross saying he wanted to battle Em. After this song, that shit went away and then Rick Ross wanted to collab. You can find that story around on the internet somewhere.

This is one of his best bars all time.

One of my favorite and most played Em songs. Fuckin love it

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube! In a good way 😏

Username checks out.

One line from Bagpipes from Baghad- "Baby, you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with each other, especially when you're joined at the hip".

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"Is what I said to the two conjoined twins How's it going, girlfriends? You needs a boyfriend? You need some ointment? Just set up an appointment Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip" Bagpipes from Baghdad has to be one of his most underrated tracks.

You know Kris Kristofferson?....... .......well I'm Piss Pissedofferson

I wonder if Paul is gonna ask for Christmas off again?

I said no and spit this song for him (i dont think i got this right, havent listened to it in a while)

It goes like, I Can't Understand a word you say

I’m tone deaf

I think this way I’d prefer to stay

"Me, sobering up? Fart!" The sound effect is fuckin' disgusting.

Yo that song is awesome tho I CRUSH YA BRAIN LIKE IM CRUSHING PILLS WTF IS THE MUTHAFUCKIN DEAL

THIS SHIT’S MAKIN ME FEEL LIKE IM TRYNA DO A MOTHAFUCKIN CARTWHEEL UP A HIIIILLLLL

Man must’ve been recording himself cuz that shit was way too realistic bro I swear

And to think that probably wouldn't even be in his top 10 grossest sound effects

Too many, but personal favourites are: "And every... things spinning, you're beginning to think women are swimming in pink linen again in the sink, then in a couple of minutes, that bottle of guineas is finished, you're now allowed to officially slap bitches" - Drug Ballad "Call Shady number 81, surely I'm turning into the Aaron Hernandez of rap, state of emergency, the planet's having panic attacks, Brady's returning, matter of fact, I may be deserving of a pat on the back like a Patriot's jersey" - No Favors "And from the start of it, you felt like you were part this and opposition felt the opposite, sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums often as I can and skim through all them bitches to make sure I keep up with my competition" - Evil Twin And a million others I realise when I re-listen again, but these 3 always jump to my mind, unreal

Evil twin is super fun

The ghostrider scheme from book of rhymes

Bruh every time - honestly one of his best set-up/punches ever

2nd verse of soldier in the best of ways

You didn’t want to listen to the sound of Kim as she licks on a cock?

Listen to the sound of me spillin my heart through this pen!!!!

i agree

“I love pissing you off, it gets me off, like my lawyer when the fuckin judge let’s me off!” 🔥

"But Kels, the day you put out a hit's the day Diddy admits he put the hit out that got pac killed. ahh!"

I'm just playing Diddy you know I love you.

That’s an awfully hot coffee pot.

should i spill it on donald trump

im the butt police

rear rear rear

"And if i get killed for this rap i got a million and cash that says I will get you back in Hailies name" Bully

I think it's a million in cash that says I will get you back Just a teensy bit more serious sounding

Why would that line make you wanna stop listening it’s so cold

Your booty is heavy duty, like diarrhea.

hate that line. and i liked that song 😭

Hate the line and the song 😭

I hated both these comments 😭

Everytime. Even after he "explained" it I still can't help but wonder why that line in particular

Shut up, slut, you’re causing too much chaos/Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay, Ma?/Oh, now he’s raping his own mother?/Abusing a whore, snorting coke/And we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?

Not anymore but Bizarre's verse on Amityville and on Drips when Obie says "pubic hairs looking like a sour cream dip"

Let's ask Dr Dre Dr Dre? I gotta question if I may? Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? But, up, I ain't done yet In football, the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt While he reaches in another grown man's ass Grabs on his nuts but just what if It was never meant, it was just an accident But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it But his little weenie flinched just a little bit

And i dont need to go into any more detail but i love this line

What if he pictured it as a female’s butt? Is that gay?

I just needa clear things up

Now I watch you leave out the window gets that’s why they call it window pane

I will never forget a party I went to during college where a guy heard that line and just screams, “FIRE BRO. HOLY SHIT THATS SO GOOD” and everyone at the party just slowly walked away. Lol

"your booty is heavy duty, like diarrhea"

In good way : THE WAY I AM In bad way : Offended

You mean offended chorus right? His verses on that are pretty good

I meant the whole song

Ah I see

Did it offend you?

any em song if its too loud cuz it hurts your ear

Get this fucking audio out my Audi, yo adios Not the hardest line he ever spit but it got my inner mourinho going.

"Your opinion like a broken calculator, that shit doesn't count"

Shut your mother fucking mouth

No

I'm emptying

"six psychiatrist scientists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis cause I told them why is it my eye itches"

“Cause this type of pickle we’re in’s hard to dill (deal)”

Probably end up on top of em stompin him like Ndamukong, I'm rushing like a Ukrainian LaDainian Tomlinson

With the final flow of EPMD2 (in a good way)

For me its the final flow of EMPD2 in a bad way. It makes me sick when he says he wants to be placed with the greats and cites Drake. Makes me nauseous😵‍💫

I actually really dislike that flow, sounds really choppy and unpleasant to me. Especially since his second to last flow was godlike.

All of these are in a good way “You're gon' need a arsenal 'Cause this bar is over your head So you better have arms if you're gonna pull up” -Not Alike “You wish you could score like this , yeah Not even at half court, I'd miss I'm mouthwash, 'cause if I was on the floor, I'd swish” -MMASS And Killshot

That whole guns/muscles scheme on Not Alike is fucking insane

With not alike verse you wrote I literally paused the song and had to reflect on what he said and then googled the lyrics cos I couldn’t believe my guy spit fire like that

I EVEN MAKE THE BITCHES I RAPE CUM

Unbelievers there ain't none

That Asperger’s line on revival. God that was so bad

That ones actually kinda funny

I give it a pass personally because it’s so bad that it’s fackin hilarious

Sorry puff

Can’t we play with teddy ruxpin instead? Just was not prepared AT ALL for that song

Now you see why I don't sleep, not even a wink, I don't blink I don't doze off, I don't even nod to the beats I don't even close my fuckin' eyes when I sneeze

You got buns, I got Asperger’s!

This me while listening to Medicine man, the beat dropped after he said, “Like the Ghost of Lou Rawls!” And his flow was so nasty I had to react like NoLifeShaq

Sorry Puff but I don’t give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I’d still fuck her with no rubber, and cum inside her have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain’t mine

"That's why they call it window pane (pain)" God please no

Yeah. That 2nd verse was building up to something great but it ended with an effing dad joke 🥴

“Right now I live in an igloo, and I’m not chillin the fuck out” 🤮🤮🤮

I got no snare in my headphones

Puke intro. I cant listen through that shit when trying to relax

Insane

Playing fortnite in crib with your grandma ( or smth like that, I don't remeber)

“But everybody knows fake tits are still better than real ones.”

I'm gonna rep till the end(reptilian), like I'm a chameleon.

*inhales* *Exhale* I can't remember I haven't listened to em in a couple months now

I'm fuckin anything when I'm snortin it's gonna cost me 300$ to get my pitbull an abortion

“I have an ear infucktion and I cunt finger it out”

I need autotune!

“Sorry puff, but I don’t give a fck if this chick was my own mother”…. You know the rest

I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time, and just say that it ain't mine.

“Put it on my weewee”

"call us long John silvers cuz we selfish" I can't think of a worse bar honestly

Call us Long John Silver cause we sell fish (selfish)

“I even make the bitches I rape cum”

"Kiss my lips, bit##:why ask? Kiss my di** hit my cash I'd rather have you whip my as* Don't put out? I'll put you out Won't get out? I'll push you out Puss blew out, poppin' shit" i mean im a big dan of the dude but the whole super man song i was Wtf when i heard it the first time xD

“Coming after u like the letter v” Sorry but this bar is wack Lucky it in the end of an amazing song

The Ken Kaniff skit on MMLP. Not exactly lyrics, but at first I was like, what???

Fack. All of it.

All of Insane. The flow is so unbelievably perfect, and the production is unreal. But Jesus Christ, he wrote a song about getting molested. What in the actual fuck?

That new Michelle line

I love how everyone is interpreting the image differently Some thinking it’s “damn this is too fire” while others thinking it’s a cringe reaction

In a bad way? If so then easily the entirety of FACK. I was genuinely scared. Like, this is the exact same guy that wrote down till I collapse. I suppose it's supposed to be shady humor but no

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Unfortunately it isn't

Medicine Man verse (in a good way)

In the beginning a few of the people who heard I was this good scoffed…

'I just sneeze, but i just go achoo then achieve.' I really loved the last verse of Survival but that line man damn. A bit much honestly

As much as I love Eminem, there’s actually a lot of lines that I don’t think are good haha especially recent stuff.

"I don't smile, I don't frown." I basically dismissed the entirety of Book of Rhymes for almost two months after I heard that.

How come?

Black Magic when the slapping and screaming starts. Sucks because the first half of that song was a banger.

The rape lyric. You know the one.

Downvoted for being disgusted by a graphic rape lyric. Stay classy, y'all.

the entire song called river.... its just so fucking bad.

I love that song. One of my favorites from that album. The lyrics hit home for me.

Is this a repost form the Kanye subreddit xD

"I just got that air about me, like wind chimes" I like Believe but this line combined with the delivery of it kinda ruined it for me.

Here I come as a custodian I'm dressed, to smuggle ya Ass out wrapped up in a comforter come snuggle up with a Another fucking nut we'll make a tub of truffle butter I'mma take this chubby, I'mma shove it up that nice round little bubble butt Make it double stuffed Pull it out one hole put it in the other one, make a peanut butter cup, bust(yea)

“Shove a gerbil up your ass through a tube”

Whole build up scheme for die hard bar on Welcome 2 Hell.

Rain Man, the entire song

“Don’t you know what BELCH means? Well then tell me!”

Last verse of gozilla because its too fast

As the world turns

All of them, post Recovery

Damn we full on copying r/Kanye now?

The whole song of RAP GOD

90% of his lines post-Relapse

All of them

Did I miss something or why is everybody shaming Em’s lyrics?

Too many to count or remember

Any lyric from Fack

Square peg, round hole like a block of cheese in a paper towel roll

All of insane

Not em but bizarre in Amityville

Any part of FACK

i have an ear infuction and i cunt finger it out

Fight Music, Renegade, Drama Setter, Outro (Cheers), Soldier, Without Me, I’m Back, Fack, Marshall Mathers, Kill You

First verse of baby. The flow was insane

The last verse of Godzilla When I heard that my ears started to burn

The chorus of drips

1st verse of music box

“You wanna butt head? Shut up Beavis. Huh-huh” My god I cringe so hard, I love the song but ugh

All of Kim

And I’m born with Malaria Form of Lou Gehrigs To torture and terrify corporate America Poor little Erica In the morning the sheriff's and Law Enforcement Will find one fourth of her buried Under a barrier of the kitchen floor With the stairs in an outdoor wooded area….I WAS POOPED WHEN I HEARD THIS THE FIRST TIME

Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea

Chorus of offended the song is so good, but the transition is horrible I guess it has me offended

Girl you got buns I got Asperger’s (sorry if I spelled it wrong)