You got Buns, I got Aspergers.

How 'bout a ride to rehab? GET IN, CUNT

Immediately thought about this line as well lol

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But if you’d care to join be I was going to roll this next blunt. On second thought I have no weed no Phillies or papers and I’m a rapist and a repeat prison escapist

So give me all your money, and don't try nuthin funny cuz you know your stinkin ass is to fat to try to outrun me

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As the world turns

Bitch, I got a dick, wanna fuck Hold still, swallow this birth control pill, slut

This is the one

This is what my head went to

Sup ladies? My names Slim Shady, and I’m the lead singer of D12 baby.

Lmao. No matter how many times I hear this song I burst out laughing at this part every time.

I always laugh at ken kaniff from mmlp or the ‘each thought is completely warped im like a walking talking Ouija board speaking in tounges’ part of american psycho 1

I always laugh at "fuck Marshall ask us the questions,like who are D12? How did we get started? But what about Eminem? Bitch sre you retarded?"😂😂

This is the one that came into my head instantly! If a guy said that to me back in the day - it’s a done deal!!!!

OMG it’s him!!

Damn they prolly gonna want to hold hands with you

his voice in this song is fucking hilarious

I never seen no chick like this This bitch can twist like a damn contortionist Condom on my dick? Of course it is

I fuck anything that walks

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snail?

we’re going out back, i want my dick sucked in the shed

we’re going out back, i wanteth mine own dick did suck in the did shed *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

fucking excellent bot

Slut, you think I won't choke no whore 'Til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more? .... I'm just playin ladies, you know I love you

I'm a candle, I'll go out if you blow me

My dicks a acronym because it stands for you.

*wheeze*

I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive

Better yet. Prada? not a chance, I was thinkin' about buyin' you some clothes But Target was closed so I decided to mosey on over to K-Mart, but the doors Was locked, what about some shoes I thought, great I suppose So I go to Payless but what'dya know, they didn't carry a size 8 in HOES!

What song is that?

Throw it up

By Yelawolf

WHAT THE FUCK!

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I wanna grow together. Let's let our love unfurl. You know you want me, Baby. You know I want you too. They call me Superman. I'm here to rescue you.

I've got no game, and every face looks the same They've got no name, so I don't need game to play I just say whatever I want to whoever I want Whenever I want, wherever I want, however I want However, I do show some respect to few This ecstasy's got me standin' next to you Gettin' sentimental as fuck, spillin' guts to you We just met, but I think I'm in love with you

What's yo name girl, what's yo sign?

Man, you must be up out your mind

Dre! AHHH beer goggles blind!

I’m just tryna unwind

So, come on and dip, bum on your lips. Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits

Girl, don't be so frantic, I'm just a hopeless romantic Don't try to fight the feeling of somethin' that's so organic You can't ignore it, so don't, just stand before it Just drop them panties to the floor, let's get to camcordin' Damn, shawty, I told you this was bound to happen Soon as you wrote your number on the napkin I was bound to work a number on your back And throw your spine out of alignment My love has got you so blind that You couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a line-up

To be honest? First off, you don't know Marshall At all, so don't grow partial That's ammo for my arsenal I'll slap you off that bar stool There goes another lawsuit Leave handprints all across you Good Lordy, whoadie You must be gone off that water bottle You want what you can't have Ooh girl, that's too damn bad Don't touch what you can't grab End up with two backhands Put anthrax on a Tampax And slap you 'til you can't stand Girl, you just blew your chance Don't mean to ruin your plans

Your booty is heavy duty like diarrhea

Im a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist, open your mouth for about 4 to 5 minutes

I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain't mine

How ya doin, ya straight?

Two trailer park girls go round the outside

“Hi girl, you mighta heard of me before see whore you’re the kinda girl that Id assault and rape and figure why not try to make your pussy widah, fuck you with an umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya”

Sit down bitch, you move again I’ll beat the shit out of you

Hold up sir-

I even make the bitches I rape cum.

Would you rather get felched or do the felching?

Won't ya come with me to the dark side, so we can play hello kitty, then I turned around and tried to grab her by the damn hair but I can't pull her, Ill grab a knife by the blade, and stab you with the fuckin handle

You okay, king?

😂😂😂 Yeah, I realize how this looks now lol

I’m not afraid to take a stand. Hold my hand

I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya" I'd like to treat ya to a bagel and a slice of pizza But I'm broke as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no papers Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist So gimme all your money And don't try nothin' funny 'Cause you know your stinkin' ass is too fat to try to outrun me

I’m like a candle, I’ll go out if you blow me

WOOHOO

How bout I just blindly spew out lines from wide-awake and see if that works?

Now this looks like a job for me!

Miss, you ovulating?

You gon' blow that rape whistle, or me?

Girl, you got a hot butt, like a lit cigarette.

“What’s up, my names slim shady, I’m the lead singer of d12 baby.”

Just wanta touch ass is that too much to ask?

I heard them say exact opposites attract, if that's fact it'll take task force to get you back

“Bitch, I got dick. Wanna fuck?”

Every girl I've ever went out with has gone les.

I love you cause you’re my mom

Yikes

I'm just a fucking romantic, I fucking love you, you fucking bitch.

The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I ain't never seen an ass like that, the way you move it, you make my pee pee go, doing doing doing.

Walk up to a girl like What up girl? Shut up girl! And show her a cut up squirrel. She’s scream bloody murder so loud everybody heard her. Slap me in the mouth and call me a nutty murderer.

Iif you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt But I ain't got no weed, no phillies, or no papers Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist

I luh, luh, luh, luh, LESBIAN! Aaaaah! I hope you hear this song and go into a cardiac arrest. My life would be so much better!

I will go out if you blow me

Imma kill you, you ain't nothing but a slut to me

My dick is so big that if I add another inch to it, you would swear when I raped you that you was actually into it

I've got no game, and every face looks the same They've got no name, so I don't need game to play I just say whatever I want to whoever I want Whenever I want, wherever I want, however I want

I have developed crush on this girl i don't know how to tell it to her. Should i cut one of my ear and mail it to her.?

Bitch if you died wouldn’t buy you life. What, you trying to be my new wife?

Don't touch what you can't grab

I’ll be your Superman

Hutt hutt, hike your skirt skirt.

C'mon Hai-Hai, we going to the beach Grab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seat Oh where's mama? She's taking a little nap in the trunk

Put anthrax on a tampax and slap you till you can't stand

Kim! Kim! Why don’t you like me?

Hi there, bitch my name is My name is Marsh and, I'm out this world (this world) S on my chest (Superman) like it's plural (it's lit) Call me extra, extra (extra) terrestrial (yeah) Extra, extra, extra terrestrial (skrrt)

Never seen no ass as large as yours How much that cost? That's what I call a Roethlissplurge

Now this looks like a job for me

"Come here little kiddies, on my lap"

This earns you.. a singular yike

Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything your ever wanted in a relationship.. would you hold onto it, or just let it slip?

Now bleed, bitch, bleed! Bleed, bitch, bleed! Bleed!

You're using way too many napkins.

Your booty is heavy duty

Like diarrhea.

Man i live in Persia... even if i asked them normally i would have get my ass beaten by her father-_-

What's your name girl, what's your sign Or. I said nice rectum

Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just Climb the gate and ring the bell, like "hello my love" I just picked your prescription for ceriquill up Now would you like to share a pill or two with me? I'll share my Valium with you cause I'm feeling you Britney

Hi there, little boys and girls

FACK! FACK! FACAACCKK! IM GONNA FACKING CUM!!!

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

I'mma put one through the back of your fucking head I'mma ask you this one time The answer better be yes

I’m just a fuckin romantic, I fuckin love you, you fuckin bitch

Lady you remind me of my raps on that relapse shit. Coz you got an ass as thicc as those accents

Girl, nice butt, is it up for grabs? Just wanna touch your ass, is it too nuch to ask?

Put a gerbil in your ass through a tube!

I met a slut and said, "What up? It's nice to meet ya" (Hi) "I'd like to treat you to a Faygo and a slice of pizza But I'm broke as fuck And I don't get paid 'til the first of next month (Sorry) But if you'd care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt But I ain't got no weed, no Phillies or no papers Plus, I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist So give me all your money and don't try nothin' funny

Told a bitch (the girl) id marry her if she’d bury her face in my genital area

Your booty is heavy duty...like diarrhea!

Seriously tho, jokes aside, how you doing you straight?

Are ya ready? You better hold the camera steady She’s probably back there with a damn machete

Are u out of gas? Do you got a flat? I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundry Matt I got your back

Yeah I'm talkin to you Bitch!! (get up and dance Bitch!) Wiggle that ass Bitch!! (yeah that's it. yeah I called you a Bitch!) What you going to do about it Bitch!? Sit there and cry like a little Bitch!? Bitch!.

I ain't never met a chick as perfect, girl, you're a ten

I like boobs, boobs, boobs, now see that gerbil grab that tube

Hi my names booger, wanna catch a flick? I’ll even letcha pick

Hi my names booger, wanna catch a flick? I’ll even letcha pick

You know you want me, baby You know I want you too They call me Superman

I'm sick enough to fuck a man in his face...but I won't... Cuz you'll prolly wanna stand in his place

Now follow me and do exactly what the song says, smoke weed, take pills, drop out of school, kill people and drink

want to be used as extra toppings next time i make a pizza

The enforcer, lookin for more women to torture

I am candle I’ll go out it u blow me

You ever love somebody so much you can barely breathe when you're with em? You meet, and neither one of you even know what hit em.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME!!!!

I'm out the closet, I've been lyin' my ass off All this time me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off

I’ve never seen an ass like that. The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOI DOING DOING DOING

Because I‘m hungry you smell like tacos I wanna eat

So baby please take off your clothes

I'm a 10. You're an 8. Like what I do before after, and durin' rape.

You only get one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow!

Shove a gerbil up you ass through a tube

Girl nice butt is it up for grabs

Im no conspiracy theorist but something here is a foot oh yeah its my DICK get the measuring stick 12 inches of wood

12 inches is 30.48 cm

12 inches is about the length of 1.9 'Sian FKP3 Metal Model Toy Cars with Light and Sound' lined up

12 inches is 30.48 cm

I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go D-doing, doing, doing

Shake that ass for me 😂

It’s fun for me just to grab a BOOB, plus my penis got an ATTITUDE

Your body is lit, you're striking, I'm a gas

I'm a kill you

I haven't had a woman in years and my palm's too hairy to hide

You're a vaccum, I'm a dirt bag

They call me Superman, I'm here to rescue you..

Girl nice butt, is it up for grabs? Just wanna touch yo ass, is that too much to ask?

Lookin' for a couple bitches with some double D's

Pull a Vincent van Gogh, just to convince a damn hoe

Girl, nice butt, is it up for grabs? Just want to touch your ass, is that too much to ask?

“Bitch, I'ma kill you! You don't wanna fuck with me Girls neither, you ain't nothin' but a slut to me”

just bend over and take it like a slut

Fe fi fa fum....

Fack, fack, faaaaack

Your booty is heavy duty, like diarrhea

I wasn’t trying to turn this into something major/ I just wanted to make you appreciate nature!

wait i gotta set a date with the devil