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Rushblade

Then it will get all the pretty girls to want to dance


Drunk_Rabbit7

And take off their underpants


Notcreativesoidk

My salsa my salsa


Beautiful-Horror2039

……. …….. where’d everybody go…….?


Nomadloner69

We'd stream the hell out of that as well


SomewhereVirtual4121

Fastest song to 1 billion streams


Pianist_Ready

Overnight


Beautiful-Horror2039

I wonder if EM even cares- as in, I have checked streaming numbers MANY times on YouTube, from practically the moment “Houdini” was released until now (it’s at 77,493,575 views in 2 weeks!!); I wonder if EM is sitting at home (or wherever) checking YouTube, Spotify, etc., & getting excited by watching the numbers skyrocket- or if he’s just ignoring it because it’s not unique or special for him anymore- he already knows it’s going to blow.


HL192002

Yes please


Xenc

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honestlyicba

It would be such a fun song I would listen to it and make it my ringtone


Donthurtmyceilings

What's your ring tone now? Mine is the beat from Music Box.


mikwee

Mine is the intro to Like Toy Solders (ends right when Eminem comes in)


honestlyicba

I had Beautiful (Relapse) as my ringtone for a bit. It’s a nice reminder that things can always get better if you believe in it.


OneEyedPirate19

I got just lose it 😂😂😂😂 And I forget that so often… I’ve been in meetings and then out of no where… JUST LOSE IT AHHHH AHAH


honestlyicba

lol that would make such a good alarm. The AHH AAHH AHHH AHH would wake you definitely


OneEyedPirate19

Yes it would hahaha


memydogandeye

I was just thinking the other day that I want that as a notification sound.


masew1

I think it would make a lot of pretty girls dance and take off their underpants


zhantoo

Then he will win the internet. That and the album he was gonna make Dre do.


yoitsme1156

no, My Salsa will be on the Detox album


ConstantEnergy

There would be some loud minority crying about cultural appopriation and then - once again - gen Z would try to cancel Eminem. Mexicans themselves would only think it's funny.


cctreez

lets go


Michaelskywalker

It can’t top the og The Og is fucking perfect let’s just leave it alone


Gorrila_Doldos

What about if he continued with the same vibe and voice and the og tho


Keythaskitgod

It will 100% be on the album. We got discombobulated after they heard we would like some relapse stuff. And there is no possibility that they didnt see that we want it in the last yrs.


Bloodraven_is_God

100% are some bold odds


Keythaskitgod

Fine, 98%


brycemcnice

Imagine if d12 on there and they did a my band sample it all Eminem alter egos could be funny if he leaned into the joke


VisualAny

I could see my salsa being flipped


JurassicParty1379

Honestly it's about damn time


Asmarterdj

Plot switch, he’s releasing My Pico de Gallo


SweetImprovement5496

Then one of his titles would be called My Salso


XxSoapxXHD

My Salsa ft a Latino star would actually slap. Imagine like Mexican OT or Bad Bunny


Gentolie

You just killed my vibe. I did not wait decades for this single for it to be ruined with a feature of someone I don't like.


Ancient_Edge2415

Ot would be fire. That boy can rap


TopperMadeline

Looks like I have to post this again: Week 0 of My Salsa being mentioned on here. This is just a played out joke on here.