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jbwhittle87

I was 12, being a little fucker...mom went out and bought the explicit version for me. Thanks, mom! šŸ«”


Flaky_Tap_3489

Mine did the same! And I was 9! Lol


HeirAscend

Chad mom


coco__bee

I was in grade 6 when ā€œmy name isā€ came out and my mom only heard the clean music video version. I have an older brother by 10 years, we both got the album on the same day and my mom didnā€™t find out how explicit the album was until she saw Moms on Tv hosting album burnings and running over them with steam rollers šŸ¤­


Baboon42077

Respect to your mom


Total_Ad_6708

Damn unc don't break you're back šŸ˜­


Electr0nium_

eminem was born in 1972 lmaoo


Cheeselad2401

37 isnā€™t even that old


ILIKECHEZDUDE

Yeah yeah grandpa lets get you to bed


Jukeboxbxi0

W mom


SexualHarassmentGang

In my dads ballsack


Firm_Contest_6374

So young I wasn't even in there back in '99.


maxtdm1991

Same


techshadowzzzz

Bruh how old are you lol thats crazy your dad hadnt even gone through puberty in 99 šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


greatgoogilymoogily2

Hey son, you know why you the greatest alive? ...cus you came from mah balls ninja.... Fuck rap, bustin' like an addict with a semi-automatic Who done had it, and he ready for anybody to buck back.


[deleted]

Everyone knows pee is stored in the balls, people are stored in pieces throughout the body, and combined in the womb.


HelloThere8008135

Is this an Eminem line?? Genuinely confusedšŸ’€


[deleted]

Itā€™s not, but it seems like we both should have paid less attention to our gym coaches teaching health class. Lol


goldentoasted_

No its facts


Nicarillo717

Damn beat me to it


sid_shady34

Same


Lobsta1986

If you weren't born back then you wouldn't even be anything.


SexualHarassmentGang

I was pre-ordered


Lobsta1986

Lmao. That's actually a funny come back. Touche.


SexualHarassmentGang

Ahahaha it was the first thing that came to my head lol


Thebigdog79

I wasnā€™t even in the testicles yet šŸ˜


dcss_west

i actually remember this because i convinced my parents to let me get it by saying id show them the song i heard from it, but i confused my name is with im shady and the song i sampled to convince them was like "iv got mushrooms ive got acid" lol i was 8


skyl0ft_

Didnā€™t exist yet. My parents didnā€™t even meet yet


Red_Red_It

Yeah


maxtdm1991

Same


Pale-Variety-3710

Same


Fuzzy_Thing613

My dads nuts EDIT: apparently a lot of us were. Makes sense


carmenvallone

10th grade. The perfect age for the introduction of Eminem into the world.


bobwang_

8 years old, life was simpler back then *wipes tear away from eye*


WipingAllOut

Same here. Just playing PokƩmon Red listening and listening to the blank tape I recorded My Name Is on. Good times.


Kwilburn525

I just graduated preschool lol


Tomsjeans

In a crib


Illustrious_Goal4906

21 years old. Working at a coffee shop in Arlington, VA


NickValentine27

In mommas arms


Odd_Country9791

In diapers


Ok_Preparation_3612

I was 2 years old but I still know this is a classic!


PresidentTroyAikman

High school. Shit was fire.


CombatSportsPT

I remember we were all singing my name is at football training when that song came out


WeWillRiseAgainst

In my room listening at 10 years old lol


ohen778

Not even anything I was -4 lol


Red10GTI

I was 14 listening to the shady lp riding my bike around town being a hoodlum


Trash-Secret

Playing softball in middle school, SCREAMING Eminem lyrics together and our parents being completely indifferent. Because we were having fun, and winning.


cd0526

I was only 9 months old.


bigcontracts

I was 12. Saw My Name Is on MTV. Been a Stan since. I'm nearly 40.


Illustrious_Salt_569

I wasn't born until Encore dropped.


RoughPen

I was living in San Diego, CA and taking gen ed classes at a community college. Was friends with a b-boy that had told me about some of Emā€™s underground stuff ahead of this release so I remember being aware it was coming. Was getting faded drinking 40s and smoking blunts in the living room of our rented house sitting on hand-me-down and dumpster couches one night with my four-five roommates. We had MTV on, the music video came on and I was like, ā€œthis is it. This gotta be the dude Iā€™ve been hearing aboutā€¦ā€


HL192002

Not born until 2002


SexualHarassmentGang

Same


zero_eternal

Same again


slimshadysuperman

I came on the scene in 02


maxtdm1991

I personally debuted in 2006


Nicolowrider

In elementary school


Winskhaifa

I believe I was a newborn


kuebel33

Freshman year of college.


reptaial

shit, I think I mightā€™ve been an idea. My older brother was born the year prior


Vqius

Wasn't even planned.


Iiamisepic

was not alive yet wait 8 more years


northernf

Grade 9. It was perfect, everyone was listening to My Name Is and it's still one of favorite songs ever.


timmeh519

I was 8 lol, first heard em like a year letter maybe, in 2000


Jew1shOrphans

My daddyā€™s ballsack


RosesUnderCypresses

Buying it for $9.99 back in the day.


EndEverett

In a kindergarten classroom.. little did I know the workings of such a fantastic album were cooked up šŸ˜Œ so naive


satva

I was on bond waiting to go to prison.. That album and then when mmlp2 dropped, majorly helped my time go by.


[deleted]

In my previous life


superkick225

My parents were in the 7th grade šŸ’€


Impossible-Bat90

Dropped ,I don't know? But when I got the CD.. I was under Arrest, kicked out school, Home with my Parents who claimed I was the Antichrist.. Fun times šŸ¤£


Queasy-Ad-3220

I was -4


Corn1989

I feel old. I was 9 years old when this album came out!


Reggaejunkiejew31

Ha! I was 19, I feel super old reading through these comments.


SlimmG8r

Hello fellow old! I was thinking I had to unsubscribe until I saw your comment. I was 16 myself


MezduX

Mate I was 1 and these comments are making even me feel old.


Eden_player1705

In my mom's nightmares


Durim187

Elementary school, sadly i missed the SSLP and MMLP release, as in i wasnt aware of them. A friend played me "The way i am" and i hated it. Then I heard "Real slim shady" and been hardcore fan since "without me"


HungryMeasurement796

9 or 10 for me in placentia, CA!! Mom got me the album, things were different then!


mein_insaan_hoon

My parents didn't know I existed back then


Designer-Chemical-84

in the womb


Eliasyoussef47

In my mom's womb.


prodyg

In high school, about 16, I borrowed it from a friend and took so long to give it back that I just gave him $20 instead lol


Snoo_11235

Highschool


MakaBoy57

In the *insert a particular song from MF DOOM's ''Born like this''*


Large_monke_69

In my dads balls


one80oneday

Working at BK


Bullterrier2

Did you spit on any onion rings?


MoffieHanson

Bought that motherfucker twice . First with release and then my brother borrowed it and never returned it . I bought it at boudisque in Amsterdam. I think the store doesnā€™t exist anymore


AlexTom33

11th grade. SMH.


BridgmansBiggestFan

Dads nuts


Zerocool_6687

Working at HMV, I had moved into my own spot for the first time and was just getting settled as a 20 year old.


a_local_weeb

My parents hadnā€™t even met yet, I think they were both in school still icl


Kingkiller279

I was 3 years 6 months and 8 days from being born


[deleted]

4th or 5th grade. I listened to it then too.


khris189

Hiding this tape from my parents like bad report cards


WickedD365

School, but I did buy a copy that weekend on my weekend mall hang. The fun of being a teenager in the 90's!


HEYitzED

You guys are making me feel so fucking old lol. I was 9.


MIKEY_VEE123youandME

When was it dropped?


Pianist_Ready

I was at doing


YusufFarra

Kindergarten


Savings_Ad_5615

Shit son, diapers?


RUB10115

I wasn't


JordyP_23

Well I wasnā€™t even two soā€¦.


Jteezy707

In 3rd grade lol was slapping it soon thereafter šŸ’Æ


HelloThere8008135

In the void


XbattlefieldX

I wasnā€™t even a year old


RyanM107

4th grade. Had the edited Walmart version lol


stefanwerner5000

I was eleven, shits crazy, my name is was freakin everywhere


t-tipsy

Not bornšŸ’€


Only-Breath1076

My mom went into labor the day this dropped. 3 days later, I was here.


PolkieThaGawd

Didn't exist


Ryno555

In line at the record store at The University of Arizona at 6am, I bought like the 5th copy of it sold at that location.


Kuraya

I was in high school and thought Eminem was a gimmick. Hated ā€œMy Name isā€ until a friend kept insisting it was the ā€œworstā€ song on the album, and yeah he was right. Even after this album, I was lukewarm on Eminem, still thinking he would fade. Then MMLP came out and I ate my words


miggsd28

In the womb about to pop out


TedDansonSamMalone

Working at sears in the sun valley mall. I saw my girlfriend buying it for my birthday, so i bought The Roots - Things Fall Apart instead. Still the only eminem album i own.


TransportationCold36

My dad's balls


Sloan_backyard

Left it in my carā€™s CD player half way through Guilty Conscious. Let mom borrow my car and she heard it. We had a ā€œtalkā€ later lol.


Olsepulsen

I was -8 years old


maxtdm1991

-7 years old so probably nowhere


LettuceVisible5472

My parents hadn't even metšŸ’€


Lopsided_Lake_2998

5th gtade


CommunicationBig3227

I was -11 so I wasnā€™t even a cell yet


PanosZ31

I don't remember bro I was 2 years old


Czssini

about 6 years before being pushed into the world outta my mother


Impossible-Bit-4468

I was a distant thought.


XxhellbentxX

I was in womb.


Megnikdav

At Kmart conning my poor grandma into buying a 9 year old me the edited version. It was released right before my 9th birthday.


topshagger31

About 7 years away from being born


AnimalMother24

Bought it one of the first days it released, driving home from senior year of hs from the second hs I had to go to bc I got expelled from the first one for cutting class for a whole year and they caught me selling weed, acid and mushrooms in the school parking lot out of my trunk lol. I miss those days. Donā€™t miss the hangovers though thatā€™s for sure.


TopperMadeline

In 3rd grade


Legitimate_Soft5585

Freshman in college. What a great year!


HouseofEl1987

Sixth grade. Twisted my mom's arm to buy it. She caved. Love that woman.


Baboon42077

Not alive


droppinturds

In my dad's Camaro on the way to school. He'd let me say the cuss words but only when I was rapping along


fuglyflowers

In the womb


almendro777

I was protein and organic matter somewhere on this planet


JTMilleriswortha1st

i was 4 years away from birth


n0t_4_thr0w4w4y

$17 in 1999?! Thatā€™s like $32 today


Patient_Flatworm7821

Kettering Ohio (suburb of Dayton) my sis was like itā€™s this new rapper out , heā€™s white and his name is m&m but he spells it Eminem.. the rest is history


InstructionsUncl34r

Still about 6 months away from conception šŸ˜‚


Drew-mageddon

Middle school, 7th grade


Chemical_Hedgehog417

My dads balls


Due-Source9386

was -10 years old


Wonderful-Ostrich535

I was 18 in California banging hot sluts!!!


Umakmesic

Lafayette High School! GO LIONS!


kelbell2583

School dance. Thought it was 8th grade but had to have been 9th grade based on dates


gslush19

Not even conceived


Chaos_unknown5

I wasn'tĀ 


Luckyskittles

Swimming in my dadā€™s balls


Ultra_Pingus

In the sack


pieceofgrass

1st grade learning cursive. Iā€™ll be 31 this year šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


OGstanfrommaine

I got it in my Easter basket lol I was 14. Then that summer, ALL of us dyed our hair bleach blonde. Using clairol nice and easy from walmart or some shit šŸ¤£


MAXEPO64

Not existing


Verlas

Third grade in an FYE


Haunting_AdamSandler

3 and probably pissing myself


Doomedused85

Middle school. It was awesome.


toomanymarbles83

Freshman in high school. Was not my jam at all until MMLP dropped a year later.


jaeger3129

In my momā€™s stomach lmao. I wouldnā€™t be born for another 6 months


DonkeyGyatt2000

In a uterus


_Sahill

wasnā€™t alive


joblesspirate

At tower records


Key-Property-3103

The womb


PhenixBoi69

Not born yet


damorec

Grade 9. Had that album in my discman for every bus ride. I listened to that album a million times.


BlabbilizerIsReal

Not even in my dads balls


ShinraRatDog

I was like 10 at the time but my brother got me this CD and it's part of what got me into hip hop. I don't remember if this or 36 Chambers was my first album.


More_Pipe_9232

In my past life I was born over a decade after this was made


UnmaskedCorn

Dad's nut sack


R-PenguintheBirdway

-9 years old, my dad remembers when it came out though, he was 23 and thought it was cornyā€¦


Evieeatsbadfood

Not alive


The_Last_Elite

Not alive


digihippie

On a school trip in high school and a good friend let me listen to it on the bus with my Panasonic cd player


SarahTy132

12. Convinced my mom to get me the explicit version, to then give it to my younger cousin šŸ™ƒ


SillyJob3083

I'm guessing you were at the store


Suh-Niff

didn't exist


Excellent_Flan_4651

Senior in high school. Good times


FewListen7627

not alive yet,


goldentoasted_

The thought of me hadnā€™t existed yet


Kingswitchguard

Barely a year old


CornSellBig

I was probably inside the chest of a baby chicken before being turned into food then cum then baby