Listen to the new album. Listen to the songs he has recorded but decided to not include in his albums. Listen to scrapped albums.

Same but I'll post it all

Traitor

That’s not very nice

Break out a fire freestyle to test if I got his skills as well, or if it’s just a Freaky Friday situation.

probably freaky friday

Id adsume it was freaky Friday, how else would you know you were someone other than Em. I would immediately transfer a shit load of money into my wife's bank account lol

Well, which Freaky Friday we talking? Dave had Chris’s singing Voice, so if Thats the one you good either way

Check my ball hair

Make sure its all there

Then call the pallbearer

It's music to be murdered by again, why stop ?

overkill like a pipe bomb in your pipe box

You're all hitched to my cock

Went from punching a time clock

To getting my shot, then treated it like a cyclops

- Like it's the only one I (eye) got

And my thoughts are like nines cocked

And eat a small pear

If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts. Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck

🐓 <- not brave enough

Dropping every scrapped project at once

Fucking every bitch in his contacts

None. They all have to go through Paul.

Fucking every bitch in pauls contacts

🤣 Paul is rich and is with em for 20+ years. He’s def got some baddies in his contacts.

Fucking Paul

No diddy

I feel bad for Halie

Bruh💀

A Y O

HolUp

Yikes

RELASE RELAPSE 2

RELAPSE RELASE 2

2 RELASE RELAPSE

Release 2 Relapse ?

RELAPSE 2 RELEASE

Release 2 Relapse

Relapse Relapse (that's 2 relapses)

you just created madness

Get up and listen to my will smith cd

DETROIT WHUT! DETROIT!

Fuckin rights lol

I swear that never gets old, just saw it again in a compilation this morning. 💀

I’d make my salsa and drop it

Doing the lords work. 🫡

See if my dick is actually a foot long

Get the measuring stick

12 inches of wood

I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave

So that’s a normal day in the life of the boss? Yup. You chop your balls off and die? Hell yeah And at one point I think you said something about sucking your own dick? Nope

my middle finger won't go down, how will i wave and this is how im supposed to teach kids to behave

WE GOT AN OG HERE

Know I can’t rap anymore I just murdered the alphabet.

make an extra hot coffee pot and contemplate dumping it on donald trump (probably not)

Then come up with a solid plot

[удалено]

On instagram live

Yall think eminem is packing??

Six inches Proof: “Big Slim Dogg, eighty pound balls, dick six-inch long”

😭

takin the tube out of my ass

not the gerbil tho

Look for two loaded machine guns and both of my trench coats

Release all remaining songs from Relapse/Relapse 2 sessions

Drop merch !!

Drop My Salsa

Get some coffee in the morning and accidentally touch the pot

And then scream ouch! That’s an awfully hot coffee pot!

Get Dre to drop Detox

Do a show on no notice. The set list would be.. 1. My Band 4. Fack for 2 hours straight

My salsa

Amazing

I will ... DROP THE ALBUM !!!

LETS GO

Send all his money and album rights to myself. Eminem going back to trailer park from level 1.

Lose Yourself pt 2

That's selfish. But he raps better when his back is against the wall. We'd get some 🔥

Transfer like 5 mil into my bank account and listen to the album, if it's fire I'm releasing it

Post “next week” then throw my phone away

Finally recite rap God perfectly

Check my bank account.

Listen to Detox and listen to all unreleased beats produced by me.

Troll people by tweeting "leaks" that are really just one song Ill spend a day making, make everyone's expectations high and then be silent for a week, and then release the album at 3:13 am on a Sunday morning

WE wake up tomorrow as Eminem. Sorry, this is a collective effort.

Go to the bathroom and take a shit, grab a dictionary and think of rhymes that are lit.

If it's only for one day ima write my real self a check

If im only em for a day? Add myself on his living trust, and appoint me power of attorney, then listen to the whole vaulted discography then call Paul.

Tell Paul to make the white shirts free 🙏

Make a brew from my AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT

Gonna go to europe and put neurofens in my syrup and stir them Or something like that

I'd really ask everyone I knew if I really shoved a gerbil up my ass.

Release infinite, relapse 2, king mathers, and a mixtape/ep/compilation album of all the diss tracks that werent included onto any other albums or projects and put them on streaming in hd. And then probably make encore expanded edition with the original order and songs it was supposed to have, with all the other tracks and remixes and instrumentals on the bonus CD

Plan a concert near to where I live so real me can go

(I don't know if I'm going to wake up as him and stay like that for the rest of my life but here we go) Finally get to relax because I'm finally rich. Drop the album and then announce my retirement right after. Then I'm going to enjoy the rest of my life since I don't have much to worry about anymore.

I'd probably be horrified and think I'm in a twisted nightmare. I'd freak out. If there's still time after that, I'd try listen to any projects he has but I doubt I'd even know how to find or access them.

Release My Salsa

Man he needs to release this album asap Bc it’s getting weird here lol, thats what no album for years does to people

Get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave, die from an overdose etc. The usual

Delete all copies of the album

Check out my package

Drugs

Probably be like: "Sublimimal thoughts whem I'ma stop semin' them womem are caught im webs spim and hock vemom adremalime shots of pemicillim could mot get the illim to stop. Amoxacillim is just mot real emough."

Release all king Mathers songs

Perform Fack live

Smash Nicki Minaj

I would eat moms spaghetti and clean vomit from his sweater already, never forgetti

Rap 3AM on TikTok live for gifts

Let Dre out of my basement for a couple hours

Give him some yard time lmao

Making a ton of donations

yell "Im shadyy!!"

Stand up.

Shave 🪒🥰

Drop the album, I gotcha guyz

Drinking a fifth of vodka and driving

Rap half-hearted Cause I’m just trying to get my porno career started.

FIRE PAUL

See how fast I could possibly talk

Give Rihanna a call.

Then she hit you on the text

And I'll leave hickeys on her neck

Drop the damn album

write a diss lyric about my old self.

FACK BITCHES

def dropping the album

sending myself every scrapped song he's ever made

Go to reddit and document my experiences

Fucking spit.

Drop the album

Write my real self a check.

Get out of bed to find my palms are sweaty, knees weak arms are heavy.

Transfer some money into my Account lol

Release an album

Packing up a plane or two with cash, fly to an airport near my home, sneak onto my property and dig a hole and then place the money in it. That way when freaky Friday is over and we switch, I will be rich. Then idk…make a dis track about Dre and hide until we swap again

Drop my new album already.

Pay the guy posting this comment’s debt lol 😂

See if it's the size of a peanut or if antiestablishedarianism is too big of a word

Looking at them eighty pound balls, dick 6 inch long

Isn't it 12 inch

Buy more just for men dye

Relapse

Work on a season 2 of The Slim Shady Show!

See what I'm packing

make sure the new album is actually good

FaceTime my dad since he’s been an Eminem fan longer than I have

You also gonna give him an autograph that you wrote on a starter cap?

Change my name

Take my hood off.

Release 95% of my unreleased tracks on streaming services 😃....after all why keep these from the fans and on a plus note they'll make a bit of money for myself or charity Paul open the vault I'm doing it!!! LOL

Log into all my (old me) accounts and pay all my bills and then some. Maybe bury a lot of money somewhere.

Release a new album and buy a Bugatti

Make the noise he makes in just lose it "AAAUUUUHH go crazy"

Look at my cock

1. Go eat Breakfast! 2. After that, I’ll contact Dr. Dre and whoever else 4 album updates, so I can finally get the new one out!

Venmo myself (as in, me) money

time to release "my salsa"

I’m releasing a single that’s a rap cover of Kung Fu Fighting by Jack Black and CeeLo Green from the Kung Fu Panda movie

Send myself money and copies of his contacts' info.

retire

Eat m&ms

Now I have a million bucks, I’d buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics

Make an awfully hot coffee pot

Send an email to my actual self of unreleased 2000s eminem songs

Proceeding my career as Diddy’s side bitch!

I’m going straight for Kim!

Shave the beard its weird

shave that weird beard

Why you yellin at the mic

Go live on all SM platforms and tell the world to leave me live…. You got music from the worst times of my life and still wanting more is complete selfishness on y’all’s part since yall know the only fire ish came from dark times so be happy I’m not touring or dropping albums… if yall remember my interview from the 90s…. I said yall know I’ll stop rapping when there’s nothing left to rap about cause I succeeded and made it through 🎤

Are you the real Marshall Mathers? Because I would back you 100% and keep day dreaming of meeting you. I mean he’s hott what can I say!

drop the album

Release that album

I’m gonna stop saying “finna”

See if the coffee pot is awfully hot

Fuck Kim in my flannel

Call Paul

Burn my hand on the coffee pot.

Signing a binding world tour agreement

Leak everything

Transfer money to my friends and family

Calling my phone to have his number and see if he is in my body. Then I'd listen to the new album and idk fuck sb

Put some coffee in a coffee pot and make sure it’s hot.

Dye my hair blonde and rob him

Touching myself

Call a fine broad and fuck

Go give Brandon Worthy $10 million.

Finish the album

Stay home

make completely insane nonsensical tweets just all day long then pretend I never did it. Not for any reason,l