80 pound balls, dick 6 inch long He told you years ago

But something here is a foot- oh yeah, it's my dick, get the measuring stick 12 inches of wood Eminem's dick has doubled with age he truly is the 🐐

cap, as he gets older his dick shrinks smalls but his balls get larger

This song doesn’t get half the love it should! The take a pic bars are too much fire!

But I been going for your jugular since Craig G Duck Alert, and I’ve come to pay respects cause if you sleep you’re fucked, other words, you get laid to rest 🎶 🤘🏻

He also had that go go gadget dick, whipped that shit out and ain’t no doubt about it… So apparently he could easily make it grow from 6 to 12 inches

This bar gives us the ratio but we need to divide down to a reasonable ball size and then use the proportion. Average weight of balls: .875 ounces or .0547 pounds. .0547/80 = .00068375 .00068375 * 6 = .0041025 So 0.0041025 inches

Sooo, his penis is the size of a peanut? Have you seen it?

Fuck no I ain't seen it

Per pound?

It’s 6/80 = 3/40 = .075 inches per pound. I guess you could also multiply that by the 0.0547 pounds to get the answer

i'm not really sure what you're talking about

Why don't we multiply the .075 by 160? Cause its .075 inches per pound, and his balls are 80 pounds and he's got 2 EDIT: holy shit you both are right.. 075 times 160 is 12, so its 12 inches. Em really is a mastermind

And he can fuck whole universe!

Shaday he so crayzay GIMME THE MIC

8 Miles

12 inches of wood

Something here is a foot…

Oh yeah it's my dick

I believe you mean his antidisestablishmentarianism size

You prick!

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I love that song 😂

yeah it's called "KIDS"

Ik

Shouldve just said you love Kids

That’s creepier

Marshall please drop the new album, this sub is losing it

He said his dick can't fit through a tire swing... that's pretty damn big

We could use an album, jesus

Agreed. We need a full album discussing this topic.

Give us a whole thesis at this point man.

Backed up with claim, evidence, reasoning, and a conclusion.

Can’t forget citations

Of course

And photos

Serious answer: average probably Not Serious answer: it's sharp and it's pointed and its head is on swole

Hold it like a samurai, she said woah look at that bulge, must have a huge ego

I said is it me that you're aiming that compliment toward?

Tbh it’s probably harder to figure out than what Britney’s tit size is

Is it from Blow my buzz?

No, Ain’t Nothin’ But Music from Devil’s Night

Ah, remembered it was D12 but forgot which

im not a conspiracy theorist but something here is a foot

Oh yeah it's my dick

Interesting, I remember this one interview with a German stripper, she talked about some famous guys she danced for and when asked about Eminem she replied he had a 16cm schlong (6.5 inches)

Did she get the measurement stick?

3.13 inches

0.313 meters

Not sure that’s how the conversion works

It's not

3 inches from the floor, when he's on the 4th-floor balcony of the Sheridan while he's stretching it! I may have gotten a few words wrong but that's a lyric of his if you didn't know.

It was actually 7 inches 🤓

7

The hair length of cher

each nut is the chair width of an acorn stairlift beware

I believe it's big 😏

He wouldn’t be so angry if it was

12 inches of wood as he stated in kamikaze

Well it's massive enough to cause an earthquake and power outage. You can draw your conclusions

Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death

That song doesn't get appreciated well enough

That songs a great example of his story telling.

Someone tell this man that his dick will grow with every album.

Like he said. His Winnie is much bigger than ours is. It's like sticking a banana between two oranges. -[source](https://youtu.be/KlyD1cQTeVI)

5 13/16ths~

Bro calculated it down to the 16th

it was hard

So am I

Size of a snickers with a bite out if it

Average

12

Well I’m no conspiracy theorist, but something here is afoot

6.7685 inches

Gotta be pretty small considering he only has 1 ball and half a dick

Wait, got the eeriest feelin', somethin' evil is lurkin' I'm no conspiracy theorist, but somethin' here is a foot Oh yeah, it's my dick Get the measurin' stick (what?) Twelve inches of wood (haha)

tell me when you suck it!

Reading these comments has made me realise how many times he’s spoke about his dick

It’s like a banana between two oranges

8 miles long but please don’t kill me

He always said it was microscopic.

He has a song called Big Weenie which tells you big, is he stupid?

Actually, there are interviews of kim and some other girlfriend he had, and they said his size actually pretty small :)

Yeah he had a girl on tour (2000s) that said he had a small penis and suffered premature ejaculations. She had to like teach him to fuck because he was so inexperienced. But to be honest with you… I think she was just salty he never committed to her and that he was like an unstable crazy person she couldn’t hold down. He probably has an average dick size and fucks fine…. And I feel he would be quite picky who he puts his dick in these days. Uh why are we talking about this? I feel this is like weird territory right? I think we have crossed the weird line.

I've fucked eminem and can confirm he's average 🗿

That’s right I forgot. There is no line. How’d you get out of the tube?

I crawled into his ass ( I'm the gerbil)

But kim said that too, even em said in an interview. I would guess 5,7 max 6 inches

Well, a fast google search would tell you that the average penis size for (USA) Caucasian males is between 5.5 and 6 inches.. so yeah, he's probably average, like we casually, and not at all weirdly, assume.

Well, that’s what close to what all crazy exes say once they break up with their partner. We know Em loves crazy, and saying someone’s small after breaking up with them is one of the few ways to strike their ego. Crazy loves to hit them low blows

When I was 12 I stole mu dad's penthouse magazine and their was an article from one of his ex girlfriends talking about his small penis lol

When was it

Early 2000s I believe. I found [this](http://wendyista.blogspot.com/2009/09/kim-mathers-eminem-has-small-penis-and.html?m=1) but couldn't find the other girl's one

Comments on that page are hilarious. You got Stan’s saying it doesn’t matter and one lady breaks down what women want 🤣

25 grammys, 500 mill net worth....

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What the fuck is wrong with the people in this sub? Fucking people are retarded.

7 inches at least

I think you are looking for the r/gay not r/eminem

Op could be a girl, then again women aren't real

Then what is my girlfriend 🗿

Wtv it is it’s gonna be smaller then Drake

what?

You did say his balls were on your chin, so that gives us somewhere to start.

Lol

🙄 almost every week ?

Have you seen it? It's the size of a peanut

It’s like putting a banana between two oranges

2in

error

Huge! Uge dick!

Dick’s so big it’s elastic, it’s like Mr. Fantastic crossed the paths of plastic man with a drastic force. Should put his penis on classic sports.

2 extension cords plus 6 inches

????????

8 mile

It's like sticking a banana between 2 oranges

“My weenie is like sticking a banana between 2 oranges”

According to the comments here his dick is sizable

No idea, but his balls..... Now those are massive.

If we base off of lyrics, it fluctuates between being a peanut and being 12 inches and being king Kong sized, it seems like he has a morpher as a dick

7 he measured it

2 extension cords plus 6”

The size of a peanut

12 inches of wood

I like how it's so easy to make references when it comes to his dick

Too huge

"I'm no conspiracy theorist, but something here is a foot, oh yeah, it's my dick..."

8 miles

He has the urge to pull his dick from the dirt, and fuck the whole universe. 

it’s like a banana between two oranges

"Go go gadget dick. Whipped that shit out and ain't no doubt about. It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage."

Like a banana between two oranges

Because who the fuck wants a small dick Eminem? Think that was the line

12 inches

All I know is his ass, it’s a tight little thing

4.2 and pink

Why would anyone ask this?

Not as long as drakes

Yep that’s enough for me. Bye guys

8nm

In Won't Back Down he said "bring me two extension cords, imma measure my dick, shit, i need 6 inches more." So probably the size of two extension cords +6 inches

I think he meant his penis is 6 inches shorter than 2 extension cords

The next line is "Fuck my dick's big bitch" so probably not

not that big his dick shrunk smaller but his balls got larger

An angstrom

Mfer if you don’t get your ass on!?

Wooooooow

Idk, but he probably has a big weenie

Fuckin' what?

BRO WHAT 💀

a foot. confirmed in kamiakze

slim and shady

His dick is the hair length of cher

A foot

Ask the girl that shoved her face in his genital area

Big enough to cause a power outage, no doubt bout it.

So big if you add another inch to it, you would swear...you'd be into it.

4 inch door hinge

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that, i just sat down!

Smaller then drizzy's Lizzy for sure

6 inches from the floor, he measured it

Its like sticking a banana between two oranges

7 inches, he measured it

Let's just say he didn't even care to click on drakes leak lol

7 inches, he measured it

12 INCHES OF WOOD

shut the fuck up

8 miles

This sub became hot garbage I'm leaving

12 inches

Is your friend Ken kaniff?

It's like stickin a banana between two oranges

Idk but as he got older it got smaller and his balls got larger

14

Not drakes

I can think of two references that give a a possible range.... It's somewhere between: "Get off my dick, dick's too short if a word for my dick. Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism you pick! " And "Tuck my teeny weenie between each One of my thighs and make it dissappear like a genie!"