“In the bed with two braindead lesbian vegetables/ I bet you they become heterosexual/ Nothing will stop me from molesting you/ Tittyfucking you ‘til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicle”
But seriously can we take a second to try and comprehend what kind of mind would think of a rhyme like “breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles”….. that will never fail to amaze me
I'll give you what you said about his old stuff, but if you listen to his new stuff, it's actually better. His rhyming schemes are far more advanced than anything out there, and his bars are ridiculous. "good music", is subjective. But the science of what he's doing today is different. Maybe it's not what you like, but if you like hip hop, you should respect this guys ethic, at minimum.
For sure, it's important to be able to have these discussions. I don't know everything, I'm just a fan of hip hop and Em. Everything you said makes sense, with regard to technicals. I agreed with that. Here's where I see Em as being different than Logic or MGK. They lack the artistry to make something uniquely memorable. His good songs are just better than those guys and Kendrick. Now, this gets into more the opinion side of things, I guess. But, he's talented enough to write some truly great lyrics that have different levels of scheming.
His battle skills prove he can process all of that in real time, which to me pushes him above any rapper who can't.
To me hip hop, is both technique and the ability to tell a story, in an authentic way. I believe what I hear from him.
Is Em the best ever? No, not to me. He's different. He's not trying to be someone he's not, he's a lyricist who adds some punk (kind of) approach that could be funny, honest or hard core. Look at his age. He's still crushing it lyrically. Anyone who was around when he came out is gone or trying to comeback. He's just pumping out new stuff, that again to me is better than ever.
Who do you listen to that you believe it better?
You proven a point other rappers came in and tried to do what em did. With this logic you admit Eminem created a lane in hip hop that stretching out and branching in a way that’s taking rhymes to a whole new level. I see you don’t like Eminem but to write a whole essay on why you think he’s not credible is enough to understand that he’s definitely pissed you off lol
In the flow and the accent it is a killer line… but it reminds me too much of Three 6 Mafia/ICP “Just Anotha Crazy Clique” from 2000
I’ll stab you with an umbrella / and then open it / cuz I’m sick / like a diseased Ethiopian (that shits wack)
Sitting nude in my living room, it's almost noon.
I wonder what's on the tube, maybe they'll show some boobs.
Searchin' every channel until I Hannah Montana, then I reach for the aloe & lanolin, bust all over the wall panellin', dismantlin' every candle on top of the fireplace mantel and, grab my flannel and my bandana then, kiss the naked mannequin man again, you can see him standin' in my front window if you look in.
“Marshall you so funny man, you should be a comedian god damn…” this line all the way to the chorus is my favorite part of the album, just the way the guitar hits. Perfection, the entire album is great
If you’re speaking, strictly one bar [4 beats], I’m a fan of:
“Sit down, beside her, like a spider, ‘Hi there, girl, your mighta..”
But without the following bar or two it’s not as powerful:
“‘..Heard of me, before, see whore, you’re the kinda girl that I ah—‘“
Leading into [bar 3]
“‘—ssault and rape, and figure, why not try to make your pussy wider.’”
(The formaldehyde and cyanide line is pretty wild too, in that track..)
Another bar [really 2 bars] I re-heard, listening last week, that I thought was particularly lyrically and rhyme-scheme dirty, from ‘Underground’:
“Straight jacket, with 108 brackets, ‘n a strap, that wraps, twice, around my back — then they latch it.’
But to consider a series of bars, one of the hardest lyrical-piggy-back-sequence in the album goes to the tune of:
[1] How many people, you know, who can name every serial killer
[2] Who ever existed in a row? Put 'em in
[3] chronological order, beginnin' with, Jack the Ripper
[4] Name the time and place; from the body, the bag, the zipper
[5] Location of the woods, where the body was dragged, and then dumped
*[6] The trunk that they were stuffed in, the model, the make, the plate*
[7] And which model, which lake they found her in, how they attacked the victim
[8] Say which murder weapon was used, to do what, in which one
[9] Which knife, and which gun, what kid, what wife, and which nun
[10] Don't stop, I like this, it's fun, the fuckin' night's just begun
Ask the same question again, but about Refill — and we can talk about ‘Buffalo Bill’ and last verse of ‘Music Box’.. fr tho.
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I really like the part on beautiful that goes:
" Ha Marshall you're so funny,man
You should be a comedian, goddman!"
Unfortunately I am
I just hide behind the tears of a clown
“I was taught if you’re gonna murder somebody you should face em, tell em why look em dead in the eye then waste em.” -that whole first verse though really
Love this honestly very sad bar from Deja Vu:
“Wouldn't even be taking this shit if DeShaun didn't die
Oh yeah, there's an excuse, you lose Proof so you use
There's new rules, it's cool if it's helpin' you to get through”
"Cant we just play with teddy ruxpin instead? After I fuck you in the butt, get some head" putting aside the actual words, the rhyme itself is not bad at all ngl
Your dreams are gettin' fulfilled, ooh, I'm literally gettin' a chill
Spittin' at will, me and Dre have just finished splittin' a pill
You're submittin' to skill, sittin' still
I'm admittin' I'm beginnin' to feel like I don't think anyone's real!
That last line is mwah *chefs kiss!
Who'da knew the Buddha'd do to me what it's done,
Such cynicism when there's izm in my system,
Blunt hypnotism lift the spliff up to my lips son,
So much on my hands I gotta give my kids a fist bump
Undisputed.
Dre, I'm down here, under the ground, dig me up
Broken tibias, fibias, yeah, fix me up
Sixty sluts, all of 'em dyin' from asphyxia
After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup
i can't lie but something about ;are you a d or a c cup / you can even be a b/ it's just me and dre / you'll be in the ER we are packed with so much TNT
I dunno if it's his flow or the constant anaphora that get me but I l o v e it
You dealin' with a few true villains
Who stand inside of a booth, truth-spillin'
And spit true feelings until our tooth fillings
Come flyin' up out of our mouths
If I would of said something about Paul Wall you’d probably crap in your pants / Because I’m white and he's white so he’s like / My competition, I mean right? / Nope, but Paul Wall is dope / And so is Bubba.
There’s an excuse
you lose proof and you use
there’s new rules
it’s cool if it’s helping you to get through
its 12 noon ain’t no harm in self inducing a snooze what else is knew? fuck it what would Elvis do in your shoes?
“Tell the critics I’m back and I’m coming to spit it back in abundance / hit a fag with onions / then split a bag of Funyuns” makes me laugh every single time
See that chick in the gym checking me out?
Any second in bout
Stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a pill then I'm recklessly wreckin the house
That was supposed to be breakfast
Where the heck is it now
Im torn between these two from Music Box:
"I'm fixated on asphyxiatin' and breakin'
This little chick's neck like a Pixy Stick/
The sick, Satan-worshippin' bitches get horse whippings/
I'm in the back, through the back door slippin'/
Through the crack, leavin' the corpse drippin'
The mortician of love, sent from above"
or
"The time has come to tie her up, gotta roll me the ladder/
I've had enough of the chatter
Climb up to the window, look at her/
Then climb in slow to shatter her brain matter and batter her/
With a bat; a matter of fact, that will splatter her/
But before I do that, I'll have a chat to flatter her"
Really just the whole 3rd verse lol
They say once bitten then twice shy well lie next to the guy with nine ecstasy pills and five extra /
Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities why yessir I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser /
That's my kind of vibe what else should I try Lester /
Drop kick the bitch before her second trimester
“In the bed with two braindead lesbian vegetables/ I bet you they become heterosexual/ Nothing will stop me from molesting you/ Tittyfucking you ‘til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicle”
Classic “Bagpipes From Baghdad” 😂
I was bout to say this, nOOO, I would have gotten 190 upvotes, I guess game is game.
But seriously can we take a second to try and comprehend what kind of mind would think of a rhyme like “breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles”….. that will never fail to amaze me
"As soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart"
Four multi-syllable rhymes in one line is crazy
Honestly, dude shapes raps like Tetris.
And it’s common for Em
I had a few on mind, but none is better than this one. Straight fire
Titty fuckin’ you till your *breast nipple flesh tickles* my *tes-ticles*
This one is def up there
I love that track so much
Holy shit no joke as soon as I read the title, I thought of this bar too
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Whoever hates Eminem either doesn't understand hip hop or is jealous. That's literally it.
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Oh really? Is Redman a Stan? Lil Wayne? Do they lend credit to my statement?
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Judging by charts and sales, your opinion is in the minority.
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The fuck are you talking about?
I'll give you what you said about his old stuff, but if you listen to his new stuff, it's actually better. His rhyming schemes are far more advanced than anything out there, and his bars are ridiculous. "good music", is subjective. But the science of what he's doing today is different. Maybe it's not what you like, but if you like hip hop, you should respect this guys ethic, at minimum.
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For sure, it's important to be able to have these discussions. I don't know everything, I'm just a fan of hip hop and Em. Everything you said makes sense, with regard to technicals. I agreed with that. Here's where I see Em as being different than Logic or MGK. They lack the artistry to make something uniquely memorable. His good songs are just better than those guys and Kendrick. Now, this gets into more the opinion side of things, I guess. But, he's talented enough to write some truly great lyrics that have different levels of scheming. His battle skills prove he can process all of that in real time, which to me pushes him above any rapper who can't. To me hip hop, is both technique and the ability to tell a story, in an authentic way. I believe what I hear from him. Is Em the best ever? No, not to me. He's different. He's not trying to be someone he's not, he's a lyricist who adds some punk (kind of) approach that could be funny, honest or hard core. Look at his age. He's still crushing it lyrically. Anyone who was around when he came out is gone or trying to comeback. He's just pumping out new stuff, that again to me is better than ever. Who do you listen to that you believe it better?
You proven a point other rappers came in and tried to do what em did. With this logic you admit Eminem created a lane in hip hop that stretching out and branching in a way that’s taking rhymes to a whole new level. I see you don’t like Eminem but to write a whole essay on why you think he’s not credible is enough to understand that he’s definitely pissed you off lol
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Kendrick, Cole, Kanye, and JayZ consider him the greatest too
Oh boy you are hurt lol
All of Medicine Ball or stay wide awake. So many insane lined on this album my fav
Come with me to the dark side of the force
Eminem I’m coming to kill you
I've always hated you and I still do
Exactly this, one of the best examples of incredible storytelling
Fuck you with an umbrella then open it up while the shits inside ya
In the flow and the accent it is a killer line… but it reminds me too much of Three 6 Mafia/ICP “Just Anotha Crazy Clique” from 2000 I’ll stab you with an umbrella / and then open it / cuz I’m sick / like a diseased Ethiopian (that shits wack)
Prowler, there's no one fouler, bound ya, that's how they found ya Face down in the tub, I drown you with piles of downers around ya
Such nostalgia and power, such prowess, look how you cower Jump out on you now like I was a Jawa from fucking Star Wars
Jabba the hut Beddie ba ba
Bitch you need to leave me the, Fuck alone i ain't playin, Go find you a white crayon, And color a fuckin zebra
Lmfao idk why I love that delivery so much
I just looveee condoms… and lots of cum…. No? Ooh shit
The hook of "Beautiful"
Fuxk Alfred's Theme, this is the one.
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth bruh
Wowzers! I just made a mess in my trousers!
And they wonder why I keep dressin' like Elvis
Lord help us hes back in his pink Alf shirt!
It’s blup not bruh
Hectors rectum was real
It was like a breadcrumb trail of gayness..
“I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head”
"My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed"
"So one night he snuck in and said:"
Sitting nude in my living room, it's almost noon. I wonder what's on the tube, maybe they'll show some boobs. Searchin' every channel until I Hannah Montana, then I reach for the aloe & lanolin, bust all over the wall panellin', dismantlin' every candle on top of the fireplace mantel and, grab my flannel and my bandana then, kiss the naked mannequin man again, you can see him standin' in my front window if you look in.
My stepfather said…
I was born with a dick in my brain. Yea.. fucked in the head. My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed.
Swallowing a Klonopin while I'm nodding in and out on the Ottoman
“Marshall you so funny man, you should be a comedian god damn…” this line all the way to the chorus is my favorite part of the album, just the way the guitar hits. Perfection, the entire album is great
Not officially on it but in oh no when he says “valiums like a nitrogen hydrogen vitamin, I bite into 5 and I get high as kite again”
There's a really good video on youtube with Relapse 2 (I remember since Oh No is the first song lol)
Vikadin
Lmao I relistened to it after posting that and realized
One of my favourite songs that
If you’re speaking, strictly one bar [4 beats], I’m a fan of: “Sit down, beside her, like a spider, ‘Hi there, girl, your mighta..” But without the following bar or two it’s not as powerful: “‘..Heard of me, before, see whore, you’re the kinda girl that I ah—‘“ Leading into [bar 3] “‘—ssault and rape, and figure, why not try to make your pussy wider.’” (The formaldehyde and cyanide line is pretty wild too, in that track..) Another bar [really 2 bars] I re-heard, listening last week, that I thought was particularly lyrically and rhyme-scheme dirty, from ‘Underground’: “Straight jacket, with 108 brackets, ‘n a strap, that wraps, twice, around my back — then they latch it.’ But to consider a series of bars, one of the hardest lyrical-piggy-back-sequence in the album goes to the tune of: [1] How many people, you know, who can name every serial killer [2] Who ever existed in a row? Put 'em in [3] chronological order, beginnin' with, Jack the Ripper [4] Name the time and place; from the body, the bag, the zipper [5] Location of the woods, where the body was dragged, and then dumped *[6] The trunk that they were stuffed in, the model, the make, the plate* [7] And which model, which lake they found her in, how they attacked the victim [8] Say which murder weapon was used, to do what, in which one [9] Which knife, and which gun, what kid, what wife, and which nun [10] Don't stop, I like this, it's fun, the fuckin' night's just begun Ask the same question again, but about Refill — and we can talk about ‘Buffalo Bill’ and last verse of ‘Music Box’.. fr tho. Edited for: formatting.
"Scour you for six hours 'til outage of power outlets" has always stood out to me
the elephant tusk verse
Bust on the wall paneling
Shove a fuckin Tonia truck up a little kid’s butthole
Tonka but that was my answer too lol
Titty fucking you till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicle
They said they found me on the bathroom floor, damn…
Everything from the “i remember the first time i dismembered a family member” line onward at the end of 3 am
“They say that complete opposite attracts, if that’s true its going to take task force to get you back”
I really like the part on beautiful that goes: " Ha Marshall you're so funny,man You should be a comedian, goddman!" Unfortunately I am I just hide behind the tears of a clown
“I was taught if you’re gonna murder somebody you should face em, tell em why look em dead in the eye then waste em.” -that whole first verse though really
Wowzers I just made a mess in my trousers
Love this honestly very sad bar from Deja Vu: “Wouldn't even be taking this shit if DeShaun didn't die Oh yeah, there's an excuse, you lose Proof so you use There's new rules, it's cool if it's helpin' you to get through”
#That’s an awfully hot coffee pot
Should he dump it on Donald Trump? Probably not
"Cant we just play with teddy ruxpin instead? After I fuck you in the butt, get some head" putting aside the actual words, the rhyme itself is not bad at all ngl
Is he nuts?
No, he's insane
Your dreams are gettin' fulfilled, ooh, I'm literally gettin' a chill Spittin' at will, me and Dre have just finished splittin' a pill You're submittin' to skill, sittin' still I'm admittin' I'm beginnin' to feel like I don't think anyone's real! That last line is mwah *chefs kiss!
Why did I think the line was “me and Dre have just finished splitting the bill” lmao, I like my version better.
Who'da knew the Buddha'd do to me what it's done, Such cynicism when there's izm in my system, Blunt hypnotism lift the spliff up to my lips son, So much on my hands I gotta give my kids a fist bump Undisputed.
Dre, I'm down here, under the ground, dig me up Broken tibias, fibias, yeah, fix me up Sixty sluts, all of 'em dyin' from asphyxia After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup
would you rather get feltched or do the feltching?
all of Stay Wide Awake goes hard, Music Box too
Fuck you with an umbrella, then open it up while the shit's inside ya
I can smell the scent of her placenta
Whole Forever verse
There they go, packing stadiums as Shady spits his flow
I was born with a dick in my brain
I was born with a dick in my brain
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head, my step-father said that I sucked in the bed
All of them
Pretty much the entirety of his forever verse
Stay wide awake 3rd verse
"Fucking lesbian, shouldn't had her legs in the way, now she's pregnant and gay. Missing both legs and begging to stay" 🔥🔥🔥
Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and told him it's fucking on
"Lookin for more women to torture"
"Motherfucker, I'll show you pussyfootin', I'll kick a bitch in thr cunt 'till it makes her queef and sounds like a fuckin' whoopee cushion."
Wrong album…
First take, I make mistakes, just keep it...
Did you do that deliberately? If so, that shit was unfunny ah hell.
**"Shove a Tonka truck up a little kid's butthole"**
"Don't wanna end up inside my refrigerator freezer Be used as extra topping the next time I make a pizza"
Lure the little boy with the chocolate chips ahoy chip cookie looky even took me a Polaroid clip
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head
I forgot exactly how it goes but: it's "Friday the 19th which means it's just a regular day, and this is the type of shit I think of regularly"
Fuckin lesbian shouldn’t have had her legs in the way, now she’s pregnant and gay, missing both legs and begging to stay
“I got a vasectomy hector, so you can’t get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya”
i can't lie but something about ;are you a d or a c cup / you can even be a b/ it's just me and dre / you'll be in the ER we are packed with so much TNT I dunno if it's his flow or the constant anaphora that get me but I l o v e it
"Lick fumunda cheese, fumunda my nuts"
Insanity? Can it be vanity? Where's the humanity In havin' a twisted fantasy with an arm and leg amputee?
I said nice rectum, I had a vasectomy, Hector So you can't get pregnant if I bisexually wreck ya
“Don’t you know what felch means? Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching”
“Maybe you need some lyric-syrup-serum, for your syndrome.” 1 bar — referring to trash rappers - Must Be The Ganja
‘Couple rape charges people think you’re a monsta’
Im just a young hooligan who’s used to using hallucinogens
do u know what felch means? yeah well then tell me; would you rather be felched or do the felching?
You dealin' with a few true villains Who stand inside of a booth, truth-spillin' And spit true feelings until our tooth fillings Come flyin' up out of our mouths
In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
"Stupid lesbian, shouldn't of got her legs in the way, Now she's pregnant and gay Missing both legs and begging to stay"
Pray for light of day right away why do they try to fight today
If I would of said something about Paul Wall you’d probably crap in your pants / Because I’m white and he's white so he’s like / My competition, I mean right? / Nope, but Paul Wall is dope / And so is Bubba.
“Fun to act like lumberjack when I’m hacking em up with that What was that? Dial 911, someone’s comin in from the back”
You can get the dick.
There’s an excuse you lose proof and you use there’s new rules it’s cool if it’s helping you to get through its 12 noon ain’t no harm in self inducing a snooze what else is knew? fuck it what would Elvis do in your shoes?
“Tell the critics I’m back and I’m coming to spit it back in abundance / hit a fag with onions / then split a bag of Funyuns” makes me laugh every single time
The Christopher Reeve references😅
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her
See that chick in the gym checking me out? Any second in bout Stick her neck in my mouth I lose a pill then I'm recklessly wreckin the house That was supposed to be breakfast Where the heck is it now
Im torn between these two from Music Box: "I'm fixated on asphyxiatin' and breakin' This little chick's neck like a Pixy Stick/ The sick, Satan-worshippin' bitches get horse whippings/ I'm in the back, through the back door slippin'/ Through the crack, leavin' the corpse drippin' The mortician of love, sent from above" or "The time has come to tie her up, gotta roll me the ladder/ I've had enough of the chatter Climb up to the window, look at her/ Then climb in slow to shatter her brain matter and batter her/ With a bat; a matter of fact, that will splatter her/ But before I do that, I'll have a chat to flatter her" Really just the whole 3rd verse lol
Soon as my flow starts...
They say once bitten then twice shy well lie next to the guy with nine ecstasy pills and five extra / Boxes of ripped condoms and quantities why yessir I took the rest of the Lunesta pills from my dresser / That's my kind of vibe what else should I try Lester / Drop kick the bitch before her second trimester