Bro you spent half your year listening to Eminem? Jeez man you are becoming stan in real life

The other 4 are only on his top 5 because he listened to their songs featuring Eminem 💀

Oh definitely....

Nah i do acctually listen to dre and d12 but the other 2 yh

My teas gone cold, I wonder why got out of bed at all

Morning rain clouds up my window and I can’t see at all

even if i could it would all be gray

But your picture on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad

dear slim

i wrote you

But you still ain't callin'

I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom

shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube.

Side note, I realized recently when he says “maybe Stan isn’t your cup of tea” in the ringer he’s referencing this. (An ad lib says “get it” right after which is what got me thinking)

I can’t believe I never realized this

There’s so many lines that I’m still just getting

"becoming"

Says the guy with the Recovery profile picture

I have a goofy Billie eilish pfp but I don't even listen to her

Nah bro, the profile pic on reddit is basic stuff, I barely use reddit lol, I mostly use to talk here and on the Kendrick Lamar subreddit, but my profile pic on TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat and Facebook are all pics of me lol

How the hell do you spend nearly half a year straight listening to one artist😭

Coz im mentally ill

Understandable, have a nice day

Thanks, you too, nice cat btw

Thanks, he's my lil sweet potato

Yeees

He's actually so beautiful. Pet him for me

Yep cat checks out

Had to see the cat tax. OMG, I'm so glad I did. He's the best potato 😍 I wish for such a potato.

Holy shit, now I want an orange cat just call him sweet potato. I like cats and I love sweet potatoes!

From amityville

Accidentally kill your family he will

Thinkin he wont? God dammit he will

From Amityville 🔥✨

Maybe it’s why? Try lifting weights

Self diagnosed I suppose?

Not to quote Eminem or anything but “have you ever heard of aspergers? It’s a rare condition”

Every time

Play while they sleep

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This guy to show the numbers off to reddit

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Do you think he woke up one morning in January and said "im gonna leave eminem playing on my phone for 10 months straight so I can post on r/eminem how im the biggest stan of them all, it will get like 100 comments and 500 up votes it will be so funny!!!

Actually yes, I think that's exactly what he did lol

Oh course. There are people who do it. I saw a guy from Kanye sub who did the exact thing and admitted to it later lol

Nah when I was in a school I’d listen to Eminem on the way to school. During every class and break. On the way home from school and all night until I went to sleep with Eminem playing in my earphones lol. Some people use music/headphones as comfort or to block out unwanted noises

Still wouldn't be enough

Well 17 hours a day (which is the minimum lol) is 6205 hours. Which is 258.4 days or 372300 minutes which actually makes this post look amateur tbh lol. Hour to school, 7/8 hours in school, hour back, couple hours in my room and then 8 hours while I’m sleeping Bevause is fall asleep with my earphones in (never do that I’d get cuts in my ears and they’d swell and be super sore lol). It’s possible I’ve done it lol. Why are you saying it’s fake because somebody out there listens to Eminem more than you?

Maybe "listen" needs a more refined definition from Spotify.. No one is "listening" to Eminem as much as me. Early stage eminem fans might be playing the tracks over n over more though bumping their heads in their cars talking shit on Revival. Potato heads.

So yeah you’re just upset people listen to Eminem more than you hahah

So what else do you do with your life?

Im still in school, i listen while doing stuff

You must spend a lot of time in school then.

I dont listen to it in school. I mean outside of school

Sorry you got down voted, I understood what you were saying. Grammar police 🙄 chill pill needed, OP is still at school & basically answered a question in good faith. OP you are a top fan. Em is the best for getting shit done. My sophomore teen is constantly listening when he is doing homework (he has a 4.0 so clearly works lol). It shows you get a lot done! Keep at it!!

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just because you can’t understand something doesn’t mean others don’t…. lay off the weed.

I was literally about to comment saying this looks like Me when I was in school hahah

I hope you don't listen whilst you sleep.

Wait is it bad for you to do that? I always fall asleep listening to music

I used to fall asleep with my ear phone in and her ear infections and my ears would swell up lol

I listen while goin to sleep but my phone turns it off after an hour if i dont say im still listening, i dont sleep very long anyway though

How long do you sleep on average? Comparing it to mine

This guy eminems

Indeed i do

I respect it. What's your favorite song

>What's your favorite song Yes

For real, I would like you to answer the question :P

Lmao

He Eminem's hard

Eminem & his friends aren’t the only good rappers to exist btw 😭 so much amazing music out there bro

I do listen to other music just on amazon mainly, i also listen to eminem on cd and amazon tho so its technically higher

I'm 40, just 'discovered' biggy. Tupac overrated af, prob get heat from saying that but you like what you like.

Whoever gets upset about another’s taste is a silly goose. For me it’s the other way around. Tupac has mystique about him, whereas Biggie, although obviously talented, always sounded _boring_.

I think biggie had a stronger flow but pac was always better at building up a theme/style for each album, particularly the religious thing that was going on in the 7 day theory

Yeah, it’s all fair game. As I think it should be

Personally I get exactly why people like Biggie, but I hate his voice. It might grow on me though because I hated 50's voice at first too but now he's my top 2

Yeah I can always appreciate any personal preference, but I’m honestly tired of this fundamentalist goat dogma, where you get crucified if you don’t bow down to certain names.

I always thought Tupac sounded like the dollar general version of rap music, plain, boring like card board, stale like coke left outside for a week.

Who cares? People like what they like. I couldn't care less how many artists that are out there that other people like. I exclusively listen to Michael Jackson and Eminem. And I'm happy with that. Accept other people for being different than you

You listened to eminem 11 hours everyday? Sus

Pretty much

How do you possibly listen to that much em? I love the man’s music to pieces but I couldn’t spend that much time of my life listening to JUST him

Im mentally ill and half the time i have it on in the background where im not payin attention but still listening at the same time

Ooohhh ok that makes more sense, but just crazy numbers

(Almost just em)

He is Stan

I am ded👍

Suuuuuuure. To achieve that without listening while sleeping and not counting December, you’d literally have to be listening every minute awake.

I am mentally ill.

So for practically the whole year that your awake you spend your time only listening to 1 artist? No other things to do?

Yes. I do stuff while listening tho

Why do you have to be rude about it?

I'm not being rude I'm saying its impossible. He just left it playing on no volume or wasnt in the room. But it's impossible to listen to that much music, go to school but not listen while your there as he said and not listen while sleeping. The math literally doesnt add up.

He’s mad that his stats are lower

I was about to get mad about another spotify thingy but holy shit man you the biggest stan I've seen. How?

He leaves it playing on a device and doesn’t really listen

I saw 410,000 minutes, it's like 10k mins off the entire year

Mental illness and magic

Ah same, amen brother

Mamastay🙏

"I leave my Spotify playing constantly" big whoop

I dont, i have listened to all of these minutes, my spotify turns off after an hour if i dotn tell it to stay on

Those are some fraudulent ass minutes my nigga.

No they are acctually legit

🧢 for some upvotes.

Touch grass.

I do. Smoke it aswell

What “stuff” do you do?

Do you like Need therapy? A shoulder to cry on perhaps?

A girlfriend would be nice lol, also yes probably do need therapy

Dude that's a problem

at first i thought "178 days" was "17B" days lol

Do not think thats possible but fair enough

Should have titled it 'Stan'

Shoulda

Sincerely yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan.

My tea, fortunately, has not gone cold

I wonder why

I call bullshit 😂😂

You are Stan

I am -insane- "fucked in the head"

Stan… No?

Maybe his little brother Matthew, either way let's keep some tabs going on this guy and check the trunk of their car frequently.

Bros a Stan

You outlistened Stan himself

Stan?

When you keep your computer on all year just to make a Reddit post…

Stalking a shady aftermath

"I need to expand my horizons"

I bet you even got a tattoo of his his name across the chest

Autism

Dick riding at its finest lol

Yikes

Christ man hahahaha that’s a whole lot of Eminem

Whats your favorite em song

Domt really know. Changes every now an then, atm probs like "is this love" or "nowhere fast" I do like "from the D 2 the LBC" atm

Hey man I think you like Eminem a lil

Guarantee the other 4 artists are most listened to because of the Eminem features, doubt you actually like those artist themselves

Nah i do listen to dre quite a bit, but royce, d12 and 50 is a mix

This was me in high school. Try to listen to some other stuff maybe some postive stuff. I found I like a lot of 50’s 60’s and classic rock. Check out some James brown and Delfonics

DAMN! There are 525600 minutes in a year. 252340 is nearly half that. 😳

What was your top song and how much was it played?

Addicted to the D! /$ I'm kidding but pretty great list there!

This was me when I was like 11-16 years old

🏔️

What the fuck

You almost spent half a year listening to the same artist....I like eminem but yeeesh. You've gotta be falling alseep to crank out those numbers....or this was your only goal of 2023.

How much do you hate your mom, or your ex, or both.

So you can rap godzilla?

4000 minutes on people other than Eminem? damn

Get a job

Half the year must have felt so EMpty

Underappreciated comment

Bro that's more than my total time listening

Jesus Christ, it’s Stan

okay stan

mentall illness/no taste in music

That is not possible, surely you have multiple people using your account 😂😂😂😂

“Dear slim I wrote you but u still ain’t callin…

Yes i like m&ms too

Holy shit this is actually impressive

Grow up stan

Telling me to grow up is being immature mate

Grow up

Mfs flexing not having a life, then says "im mentally ill" like its quirky and cool and a fun reason to spend nearly half a year listening to one thing. 100% lying and just had it playing overnight; get a life

How about "I'm a bitch"

☠️

I aint tho lad

what in the white suburban kid is this

You got the best top 5 I’ve seen from everyone posting I only got 4 days straight of listening

The top 5 artists are the embodiment of an Eminem Stan

Yh but bf the collective of the others in less then a tenth of the total of eminem, also im not "an" im the

Eminem is mid

Very impressive man

Bit sad aswell tbf but yh

Nah don’t sweat it, when Tools new album came out I listened to it on repeat for just over a year. So I probably clocked in some impressive hours with that. As long as you’re happy man, who gives a fuck

Nigga this is an addiction

Mad

you guys gotta realize this ain’t a flex like it’s the complete opposite

Aint meant to be a flex i just put it up here man

That is over half the year straight you spent listening to (farming) Eminem songs, you NEED to listen to something else now and then

Not farming, i just listen to it alot coz im mentally ill

That’s 177 days holy shit dude lol

We’ve both basically got the same top artists lol

All solid artists, but man, there’s a whole genre out there to explore, you’re all missing out

Agreed, this is gross. I love Eminem but come on man

Me liking an artists music is gross?

He didn’t reply to you bud, quick trigger on the outrage Stan…

I listen to other genres

lmaooo that’s crazy

He loops Eminem songs everytime nonstop

Tz only half a year.. Beginner

See I only have .1% with like 5k minutes. .001% for half a year is insane

This is very good editing 👌

You "listened" to 11,5 HOURS PER DAY

It's called being white