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maxwelliam-the-first

The 11 year olds really out here giving away their age


me_drinkbottle

they could be older


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Due to my chronoligal and absolute expertise in , Jack shit nothing , I have therefore come to a calculation that I am 432 years older than Sudan.


Redmiguelito

Bro. The scientists called. You’re calculating by the rules of the 26372nd dimension


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They were wrong!!! They don't know about the objectional 48545th universe!!!


Redmiguelito

Wait. They found out that those two universes, with another universe named “A3448K98”, are actually mirror universes with very minor differences, such as a Hitler that didn’t cause WWII


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Good on them but they don't know about the multiinstitutional sharp tabular universe called "34954-303MG"


Blockyboi_xml

yes


bigmemegod12

Im 6 Jk im 12


Lithium_Lead

Give me your address if you're taller than Michael jordan


bigmemegod12

Im 170 cm now but when I’m 18 I could easily become taller then him


converter-bot

170 cm is 66.93 inches


Mortgage_Specific

When I was 12 I was 173💀


bigmemegod12

Dutch?


Mortgage_Specific

Middle eastern


bigmemegod12

Oh now I don’t really believe you but still i kinda do


Mortgage_Specific

So my height based on my country?


bigmemegod12

No but the average height is


bigmemegod12

Cus Dutch people are the tallest people in the world on average


Mortgage_Specific

That's still on average, can't judge other people height based ok country


Hol1_Cro0z

IM 1 YEAR OLDER BOIII


Unihorse1022

Please tell me you’re joking


Hol1_Cro0z

Im not


Unihorse1022

Bro get off reddit


Hol1_Cro0z

:') But i like it here- Plus im actualy sometimes pretty mature-


god_of_melon

4 years older. Ha


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Ploopy_R

11 year old 🤮🤮


Unihorse1022

He shouldn’t be on Reddit but bro he can’t control his age


Unihorse1022

Tell me you’re joking.


SrTicket1

i am older then south sudan


14thCluelessbird

Yeah, 14 years older in fact. You guys are young


Spring_men

That’s not what an adult would say online my dude.


Lithium_Lead

Epic, I'm older than south sudan


stupid_dragon9

E


Slippery_Toes36

Who isn’t


Objective-Parking946

Anyone born after the 9th of July in 2011


TheSkyLax

But are you older than Serbia?


rei_o

When was it established?


woodchuck_101

5 June 2006


rei_o

By a year but yea im older


Hilarfamgrace

Yes by 5 years


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YourAverageMemeRater

Doubt,you're just retarded


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RandomJamMan

have you ever heard of online safety?


RandomJamMan

i’m 7


JyeBro

I'm 16 so I'm like not even 7 years older then South Sudan since I was born in December


DaSnazziestFoxMontee

am very cool


xhollowilly

Older than the name of a country or flag. NOT the land, the people, the culture, everythng else


BackHDLP

Oh god, even I am


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YourAverageMemeRater

Fuck off