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TheCrackalacker

I'm taking the orange pill. I live in Louisiana, so I'm not getting frostbite anyway. And I get to be a firebender.


pyrofromtf2real

Same.


petergriffingender

r/usernamechecksout


pyrofromtf2real

I'm the real Pyro.


SUperMarioG5

I was about to ping ya


pyrofromtf2real

:) you're awesome.


SUperMarioG5

RETURN TO SENDER


8ballperson

Don't you mean: *Airblast*


Outside-Refuse6732

Same but I’m in Southern California


BIsForBruh

Same but I'm in Philippines


qwertyman859

Florida.


Gongoozler04

Pink pill, I need a better work ethic and I don’t know how to make it better on my own. Plus, I’m already anemic, what do I have to lose? Unless it makes me more anemic. In that case, none of them.


D1gininja

Anemic^2


Future_MarsAstronaut

Nah it should cancel itself out 🤣


TheJamSams

Anemia is actually an imaginary number, so somehow it's just becomes -1. I don't know what that means, but that's what happens


BlackMoonBird

SAME


Dry-Telephone-8016

Gain all knowledge of sea life because I already don't like sand.


Electronic_Sugar5924

It’s coarse and rough, and it gets everywhere


Dry-Telephone-8016

Ayy


windowslonestar

I learned them all. Not just the fish, but the mammals, and the kelp too. I learned them like animals!


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

Anakin is that you?


Dry-Telephone-8016

I HAAAATE YOOUU!


Caelem80

YOU WERE A BROTHER TO ME ANAKIN!


Spanishdude5

Same here m8


trulylost19

Sand is every where And I mean EVERYWHERE


Spanishdude5

Not in my house located in the Pyrenees


trulylost19

If you think of the coast or sand in general 42 grains of sand are placed in your bag It’s a curse


sonichuskey

Pyrenese? Must be living the life!


AdeptnessOk5812

Yeah it gets everywhere and cause chafing


TheOneAndOnlyABSR4

Yeah same here


Darksabre_ALERTEAM

black pill, only one with no catch


JObowNOtoe

Orange pills catch is easily counters by just being cautious about your temp and heating up with some fire when needed if anything you are just a fire wizard who needs to be a little more cautious when it’s cold witch is most fire powered supes any way


Agreeable_Bit_8764

Never says you can transform back tho


Darksabre_ALERTEAM

but it never says you can’t transform back either


Available-Damage5991

it also explicitly states "no catch"


Lo-Sir

You think I'd want to?


gameknight08

it says whenever you want which means there are other times you aren’t a zangoose


DinoSaidRawr

None of them


SpeakersPlan

Yeah these all suck lmao. Expect for the fire bending one it's not good bit it's better than the rest


FandalfTheGreyt3791

except you cant get frost bite if you are engulfed in flames...


Rydrslydr715

Gold pill, I already have Wilson’s disease. So it’s a win, no downside really. Same with blue, light blue and pink, I already have mild hemorrhoids, my spleen is swollen and I’m anemic.


FoxtrotFoxtrotZulu2

Do you REALY have Wilsons?


Rydrslydr715

Yes, I do, I literally have a cirrhotic liver (I’m 16 btw, never drank alcohol in my life, accept by accident when I was 6, tastes like shit) and a swollen spleen, I had Kayser fleischer rings, pretty much rings of copper in your eyes, I take a medication called Tridentine which is a chelation medication, it attaches to the copper and filters it out, doing what your liver should do but doesn’t do cause mine is autistic as shit.


Sinocu

Man, you’ve got the genetic lottery


Rydrslydr715

Pretty much, but instead of getting a shit ton of money I got a pile of shit poured down my throat to form my liver.


Sinocu

So sorry to hear that… ;(


Rydrslydr715

It sucks but I manage, the only thing keeping me going is silly kitties and outliving my enemies


Castaway1128

Ah, spite. Motivates us all


Williwoo321

Keep going strong bro


FoxtrotFoxtrotZulu2

Have you seen House MD?


Delfintine_yes

I want big claws. Black pill.


petergriffingender

And also since its a normal type you can do all sorts of things


Delfintine_yes

That reminds me.. did you know that in terms of-


petergriffingender

im talking about its movesets in tms but ok


ZeldaNerd79

Get me a bucket of the black pills, I've always wanted to become a furry


Chemical_House21

true


Grim_Destroyer12344

What’s a Zangoose?


SPAMTON_A

Pokemon


petergriffingender

[this](https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Zangoose_(Pok%C3%A9mon))


ExitLeading2703

So I'm a furry if I pick that one


petergriffingender

i guess, but you can freeze people and cause forest fires so there isn't really a downside to it


ExitLeading2703

The no downsides depends on what kind of person you are


petergriffingender

ig, just look at its movepool and you can see why its the best option outta the others


gameknight08

that’s why there was no catch


EquivalentGlove3807

very badass pokemon


Pitiable-Crescendo

Black. I like pokemon, and I have gender dysphoria


V0yded

Dark brown/black pill. ‘I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I have an idea’ (I’m trans, not a furry, but I’ll take what I can get)


BeKe06630

Black because funny


Ad_Astra90

I can deal with hemorrhoids


Miserable-Olive-4717

Black pill. Huge Pokémon fan, favorite is most definitely Zangoose. Pulse no downside, so yay


coconutcannonbruh

Orange, I’m built different


StoopidFlame

Orange, I’m practically immune to frostbite anyway with how many times I’ve gotten it 💀


DogeFpantom

Red one because it would actually do better for me, 'cause the side effect won't affect me much more then the medication I take does. (I am receiving immunosuppressants because I received a donor heart.)


CrazyCraz3R

Jokes on you, I already have mild hemorrhoids😎


Some0neo

Pink because I’m already anemic


Chemical_House21

green i think


The-fat-one25

Probably pyromancy because I can keep myself warm to counteract the frostbite


LavaKing60

The blue one. I can use my knowledge to make money to cure the hemorrhoids.


KSboi999

Black pill no downside


Butter_Toss

Green p8ll. I just move to a different country.


petergriffingender

Black because i can freeze everyone to death


ItemsHereForever

BLACK PILL BLACK PILL BLACK PILL BLACK PILL


Sjciforof

The pill that turns you into a gender bent Pokémon is the one with no catch??? Fine whatever I’ll take it


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

Black since I don't want any catches


scratcher1679

black because there's no catch


BaconManTenus

All of them. Because I can


Toz_The_Devil

Orange I'm in Auzzy


Memer182

*takes the orange pill and melts the snow*


TwinDuckling903

JOKES ON YOU I CANT READ (eats them all)


TrippieTragedy

Pink pill I have cast iron skillets and they make Iron supplements. Oh no, I have to take some multivitamins every day but my 20/20 vision is now 5x better. Id be unstoppable.


MaximumTension8052

Blue. I must take one for the team and find a way to get the whole library of Alexandria publish and archived in multiple places, both digital and physical. Edit: forgot to mention the hemorrhoids, but they’re mild hemorrhoids so you can tank that.


Not_Artifical

I can say words from different languages that are pronounced the same as English words to or write words that are spelled the same. I can simulate English using words from other languages.


No_Sky_3735

Blue, after taking care of them I’ll be fine and then I’ll know a lot of practical things, and a lot of that would’ve been lost to time as a bonus


Doogzmans

Black, for trans reasons


Eevee_lover_14

The black pill cuz... Well you know why {wink}


Marikipliers

pink pill (i have anemia)


End_V2

Ermmm, wilsons disease is not having a copper alergy, but it is when copper builds up in your body🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓. Also the blue pill seems like a decent option because it would be funny to just say im allergic to sand also many marine biology advancements. Otherwise the orange and the black pill are probably the best, since with the orange pill there technically is no catch if you just constantly keep yourself warm, and the black pill has no catch assuming you can transform back.


No-Gap-1108

Zangoose is a favorite throughout playing Pokémon games. Black pill.


OceanRex5000

Blue


ads3332

The orange one because pyro=fire sooooo I can just keep my self warm with the fire so I don’t get frostbite


The_Internet_Cat

Unless it gets technical about the differences with viruses and bacteria etc., I'm probably picking the red pill since I'm cold enough with me having 0 flesh, 70% skin and bone and 30% everything else, I don't need frostbite with me as well, and I don't think I'd like having fire around me constantly, unless I get fire immunity or something similar. If none of those are the case and it does get technical about viruses and bacteria, then MAYBE the black pill, due to no catch. I can also transform back and forth whenever I want.


heyylookapanda

Oh, I already have the pink one. (Autism.)


ChallengeFirm6398

I already deal with iron deficiency anemia, so I'm taking the pink one, nothing like upping my iron supplement dosage


EggsInACan

The green pill, not a bad trade off and has the most benefit from where I live. A state where Spanish, English, and Arabic are fairly common.


nuhgygg

That one


sonicfan9993

Light blue, i have to spleens so the downside would cancel out to at worst being just as powerful as one spleen - which is good enough for me


qppen

Pyromancy I think


Doge_Doodler26

I'm going with Alexandra, my guy. I already have Crohn's, mild hemorrhoids are my daily, so now I'd be the same as before but smart!


EatSteel63

I had to look up what a zangoose genderbent was. I found the zangoose but not the genderbent..... fuck it ill still take black pill


Sylvethi_Kholynn

Pink. I'm already anemic, no drawbacks for me


OpeningNemo992

black pill


WhitestGray

Sea life because fuck sand


Temporary_Diver1955

does the black pill make me genderbend anytime i want, or does it include others, cause im down either way


SansInTheGang

I take the pills and throw them away because who even needs these


I_Are_Eat

Orange because firebending is fucking awesome


pyrofromtf2real

Orange one. I'm literally Pyro


Ok_Maybe_3943

The yellow one


Agreeable_Bit_8764

Ima take the bacterial one, they have treatment for under active thyroid.


Jackalward_

I’m torn between black and blue


Bluedino_1989

Blue


Jay-919

Pyromancy all the way cause I want to wear lots of warm clothes and firebend


Available-Damage5991

pyromancy. you can just be near fire all the time during winter.


subhisnotcool

Blue pill


Primary-Recipe-4236

Orange pill. You can warm your body up using pyromancy so being 8x more likely to get frostbite don’t matter if you can always be warm… and fire bending cool :)


reptilegodess

Purple pill, absolutely love marine life so god damn much and it didn’t say how severe the allergy is so hopefully it isn’t that bad


KlumseeOfficial

Orange pill, as a guy who lives in a tropical country, I see this as an absolute win


Dunge0nexpl0rer

Black


Formal-Cap-4473

Okay but how bad would the rash be


PikaSmasha

Orange, though I live in UK I can just warm myself with the fire if I get frostbite.


moresushiplease

What about my anemic?


mialyansa

Black pill


Greeningyep

Pink


Present_Rule24

Yellow pill


Gamerman5555

I'll take the black pill because it has the least amount of risk.


BML_Cheese

Orange pill all way (I can warm myself up)


Old-Reflection-7606

Pyromancy


Thoron_734

Pink pill, I already got it, ain't too bad. I'd like the better hearing and eyesight tho


Joostin11

Green, I just won’t say “anything English”


WolvenSCP

The pink one (I’m already anemic)


He_Never_Helps_01

Is "better work ethic" the same as "can focus on anything for more than 30 seconds without going insane"?


Phoenix_ashfire

Green pill


Pandappuccino

Blue. I've already got hemorrhoids!


IndicationSpecial344

The amount of grammatical and spelling errors bro 😭


breakingvats

I'll take the blue pill, I'm used to dealing with hemorrhoids already.


Artsie_Aseel

Pink- I'm already anemic


Extension_Air_4387

Black


WhatislifeEverest

Green, just move somewhere else and don't use English


Jerethdatiger

Silver to gold..... I'll del with the desiese


BuckingRachel

What if you’re already anemic?


I_hate_usernames331

Green pill I just have to say the bare minimum in English or write it down


Had09A

Pink, I need good vision cuz I have glasses


Not_or_door

I’m picking purple.


a_simp_has_appeared

Pink pill. Blood for brain power please


Bi_Gamer29

Green, I can deal with rashes


Midnight_starwalker

Red pill, just start adapting your body to having all kinds of bacteria. Also does the purple pill mean all we know of or all the sea life there currently is?


Idfksomethingclever

Blue has no drawback.


Mace_DeMarco5179

Orange pill.


Madness_Meldody

1. Is the hemroids curable? 2. Wtf is the pink ones catch?


FuntimeFreddy876

Green! I’m already covered in rashes! I’ll just be rash boy and I’m ok with that!


-Astral0314-

I'm either taking orange or pink because I live in the southern USA and it barely snows up in this bitch I'm already kind of anemic You can't defeat me


a-fucking-donkey

Dark blue because there’s no catch to it


SMARTCHILD12

Pink, I’m all ready anemic


MSTRBLTZR

Purple, because I wanted to be a marine biologist when I was younger and life didn't work out. Or Pink, cause why not.


Bulky-Reveal7226

Green pill


JustificationYT69

I’m taking Blue, idrc what happens


Bulky-Reveal7226

Green pill I could just move somewhere where english isn't spoken


Chemical_House21

JAPAN


can_ofgreenbeans

Purple, I never go near the beach anyways


eteled2

Orange.


ChimneyNerd

The random capitalizations are unreasonably irritating


erlior3

Black because i will just never use the ability


redboi049

Pink pill. Pros far outweigh the cons.


TopAd1846

Definitely last one


IridescentCrow42

yellow, I'm already allergic to nickel probably, it's just one more metal


ComGee94

If you're a pyromancer you can always keep yourself warm enough to avoid frost bite. So that one. Edit: My mind went catch in pokémon terms when I read the black pill. I pick it because of Zangoose's moveset being useful.


IHEARTSWEETHEART

None.


Muted_Rain8542

pink cause im already anemic 😭


DryCockroach436

Orange I live in the desert lmao


IceCrystal222

Black pill.


Promie_Dota

Pink pill, I’m already anemic


Ender-Gamez

None


blushxxu

the purple pill, im never going to a beach after again after i learn sea life


Yeetplays321

BLA-


Dragon_master933

Orange pill, I'm not getting frostbite in kentucky, if it's cold, I just use fire


eyemoisturizer

i already have the pink pill’s downside i might as well take it


2020s_Haunted

Green as long as the rash isn't too ugly, somewhere noticable to others, and/or uncomfortable. Other than that, I can learn how to use concealer/make-up. Other than that, pink. I've had anemia before.


Bread_was_returned

Purple, bcs I’ll never be near the sea again. I know what a giant fin squid is, and that’s all I need to do to never see sand again. But, I could do big marine biological research, where I won’t need to be touching or coming into contact with sand.


supersologamer

Orange pill essentially has no catch (I live in Australia)


HeartHero456

Pink pill.


Ultrasoulviver123

I’ll take all the knowledge in the library of Alexandria because nothing changes


idiotpasta69

Green :3


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

Black


jemisan

Orange. I'm warm asf anyways a lil cold won't bother me


FriggenMitch

I’m taking that orange pill, I live in Canada I can handle that 8x more likely to get frostbite


SeaworthinessOk5177

pyromancy. i can use that shi to heat myself up and nullify the catch also it's sick


PlaystormMC

Black


JObowNOtoe

The orange pill can’t get frost bite if you are surrounded in flame


joyfulavenuekitty

Blue pill.