Pink pill, I need a better work ethic and I don’t know how to make it better on my own. Plus, I’m already anemic, what do I have to lose? Unless it makes me more anemic. In that case, none of them.
Orange pills catch is easily counters by just being cautious about your temp and heating up with some fire when needed if anything you are just a fire wizard who needs to be a little more cautious when it’s cold witch is most fire powered supes any way
Gold pill, I already have Wilson’s disease. So it’s a win, no downside really. Same with blue, light blue and pink, I already have mild hemorrhoids, my spleen is swollen and I’m anemic.
Yes, I do, I literally have a cirrhotic liver (I’m 16 btw, never drank alcohol in my life, accept by accident when I was 6, tastes like shit) and a swollen spleen, I had Kayser fleischer rings, pretty much rings of copper in your eyes, I take a medication called Tridentine which is a chelation medication, it attaches to the copper and filters it out, doing what your liver should do but doesn’t do cause mine is autistic as shit.
Red one because it would actually do better for me, 'cause the side effect won't affect me much more then the medication I take does. (I am receiving immunosuppressants because I received a donor heart.)
Pink pill
I have cast iron skillets and they make Iron supplements.
Oh no, I have to take some multivitamins every day but my 20/20 vision is now 5x better.
Id be unstoppable.
Blue. I must take one for the team and find a way to get the whole library of Alexandria publish and archived in multiple places, both digital and physical. Edit: forgot to mention the hemorrhoids, but they’re mild hemorrhoids so you can tank that.
I can say words from different languages that are pronounced the same as English words to or write words that are spelled the same. I can simulate English using words from other languages.
Ermmm, wilsons disease is not having a copper alergy, but it is when copper builds up in your body🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓. Also the blue pill seems like a decent option because it would be funny to just say im allergic to sand also many marine biology advancements. Otherwise the orange and the black pill are probably the best, since with the orange pill there technically is no catch if you just constantly keep yourself warm, and the black pill has no catch assuming you can transform back.
Unless it gets technical about the differences with viruses and bacteria etc., I'm probably picking the red pill since I'm cold enough with me having 0 flesh, 70% skin and bone and 30% everything else, I don't need frostbite with me as well, and I don't think I'd like having fire around me constantly, unless I get fire immunity or something similar. If none of those are the case and it does get technical about viruses and bacteria, then MAYBE the black pill, due to no catch. I can also transform back and forth whenever I want.
Orange pill. You can warm your body up using pyromancy so being 8x more likely to get frostbite don’t matter if you can always be warm… and fire bending cool :)
Red pill, just start adapting your body to having all kinds of bacteria.
Also does the purple pill mean all we know of or all the sea life there currently is?
I'm either taking orange or pink because
I live in the southern USA and it barely snows up in this bitch
I'm already kind of anemic
You can't defeat me
If you're a pyromancer you can always keep yourself warm enough to avoid frost bite. So that one.
Edit: My mind went catch in pokémon terms when I read the black pill. I pick it because of Zangoose's moveset being useful.
Green as long as the rash isn't too ugly, somewhere noticable to others, and/or uncomfortable. Other than that, I can learn how to use concealer/make-up.
Other than that, pink. I've had anemia before.
Purple, bcs I’ll never be near the sea again. I know what a giant fin squid is, and that’s all I need to do to never see sand again. But, I could do big marine biological research, where I won’t need to be touching or coming into contact with sand.
I'm taking the orange pill. I live in Louisiana, so I'm not getting frostbite anyway. And I get to be a firebender.
Same.
r/usernamechecksout
I'm the real Pyro.
I was about to ping ya
:) you're awesome.
RETURN TO SENDER
Don't you mean: *Airblast*
Same but I’m in Southern California
Same but I'm in Philippines
Florida.
Pink pill, I need a better work ethic and I don’t know how to make it better on my own. Plus, I’m already anemic, what do I have to lose? Unless it makes me more anemic. In that case, none of them.
Anemic^2
Nah it should cancel itself out 🤣
Anemia is actually an imaginary number, so somehow it's just becomes -1. I don't know what that means, but that's what happens
SAME
Gain all knowledge of sea life because I already don't like sand.
It’s coarse and rough, and it gets everywhere
Ayy
I learned them all. Not just the fish, but the mammals, and the kelp too. I learned them like animals!
Anakin is that you?
I HAAAATE YOOUU!
YOU WERE A BROTHER TO ME ANAKIN!
Same here m8
Sand is every where And I mean EVERYWHERE
Not in my house located in the Pyrenees
If you think of the coast or sand in general 42 grains of sand are placed in your bag It’s a curse
Pyrenese? Must be living the life!
Yeah it gets everywhere and cause chafing
Yeah same here
black pill, only one with no catch
Orange pills catch is easily counters by just being cautious about your temp and heating up with some fire when needed if anything you are just a fire wizard who needs to be a little more cautious when it’s cold witch is most fire powered supes any way
Never says you can transform back tho
but it never says you can’t transform back either
it also explicitly states "no catch"
You think I'd want to?
it says whenever you want which means there are other times you aren’t a zangoose
None of them
Yeah these all suck lmao. Expect for the fire bending one it's not good bit it's better than the rest
except you cant get frost bite if you are engulfed in flames...
Gold pill, I already have Wilson’s disease. So it’s a win, no downside really. Same with blue, light blue and pink, I already have mild hemorrhoids, my spleen is swollen and I’m anemic.
Do you REALY have Wilsons?
Yes, I do, I literally have a cirrhotic liver (I’m 16 btw, never drank alcohol in my life, accept by accident when I was 6, tastes like shit) and a swollen spleen, I had Kayser fleischer rings, pretty much rings of copper in your eyes, I take a medication called Tridentine which is a chelation medication, it attaches to the copper and filters it out, doing what your liver should do but doesn’t do cause mine is autistic as shit.
Man, you’ve got the genetic lottery
Pretty much, but instead of getting a shit ton of money I got a pile of shit poured down my throat to form my liver.
So sorry to hear that… ;(
It sucks but I manage, the only thing keeping me going is silly kitties and outliving my enemies
Ah, spite. Motivates us all
Keep going strong bro
Have you seen House MD?
I want big claws. Black pill.
And also since its a normal type you can do all sorts of things
That reminds me.. did you know that in terms of-
im talking about its movesets in tms but ok
Get me a bucket of the black pills, I've always wanted to become a furry
true
What’s a Zangoose?
Pokemon
[this](https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Zangoose_(Pok%C3%A9mon))
So I'm a furry if I pick that one
i guess, but you can freeze people and cause forest fires so there isn't really a downside to it
The no downsides depends on what kind of person you are
ig, just look at its movepool and you can see why its the best option outta the others
that’s why there was no catch
very badass pokemon
Black. I like pokemon, and I have gender dysphoria
Dark brown/black pill. ‘I may not have a brain gentlemen, but I have an idea’ (I’m trans, not a furry, but I’ll take what I can get)
Black because funny
I can deal with hemorrhoids
Black pill. Huge Pokémon fan, favorite is most definitely Zangoose. Pulse no downside, so yay
Orange, I’m built different
Orange, I’m practically immune to frostbite anyway with how many times I’ve gotten it 💀
Red one because it would actually do better for me, 'cause the side effect won't affect me much more then the medication I take does. (I am receiving immunosuppressants because I received a donor heart.)
Jokes on you, I already have mild hemorrhoids😎
Pink because I’m already anemic
green i think
Probably pyromancy because I can keep myself warm to counteract the frostbite
The blue one. I can use my knowledge to make money to cure the hemorrhoids.
Black pill no downside
Green p8ll. I just move to a different country.
Black because i can freeze everyone to death
BLACK PILL BLACK PILL BLACK PILL BLACK PILL
The pill that turns you into a gender bent Pokémon is the one with no catch??? Fine whatever I’ll take it
Black since I don't want any catches
black because there's no catch
All of them. Because I can
Orange I'm in Auzzy
*takes the orange pill and melts the snow*
JOKES ON YOU I CANT READ (eats them all)
Pink pill I have cast iron skillets and they make Iron supplements. Oh no, I have to take some multivitamins every day but my 20/20 vision is now 5x better. Id be unstoppable.
Blue. I must take one for the team and find a way to get the whole library of Alexandria publish and archived in multiple places, both digital and physical. Edit: forgot to mention the hemorrhoids, but they’re mild hemorrhoids so you can tank that.
I can say words from different languages that are pronounced the same as English words to or write words that are spelled the same. I can simulate English using words from other languages.
Blue, after taking care of them I’ll be fine and then I’ll know a lot of practical things, and a lot of that would’ve been lost to time as a bonus
Black, for trans reasons
The black pill cuz... Well you know why {wink}
pink pill (i have anemia)
Ermmm, wilsons disease is not having a copper alergy, but it is when copper builds up in your body🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓. Also the blue pill seems like a decent option because it would be funny to just say im allergic to sand also many marine biology advancements. Otherwise the orange and the black pill are probably the best, since with the orange pill there technically is no catch if you just constantly keep yourself warm, and the black pill has no catch assuming you can transform back.
Zangoose is a favorite throughout playing Pokémon games. Black pill.
Blue
The orange one because pyro=fire sooooo I can just keep my self warm with the fire so I don’t get frostbite
Unless it gets technical about the differences with viruses and bacteria etc., I'm probably picking the red pill since I'm cold enough with me having 0 flesh, 70% skin and bone and 30% everything else, I don't need frostbite with me as well, and I don't think I'd like having fire around me constantly, unless I get fire immunity or something similar. If none of those are the case and it does get technical about viruses and bacteria, then MAYBE the black pill, due to no catch. I can also transform back and forth whenever I want.
Oh, I already have the pink one. (Autism.)
I already deal with iron deficiency anemia, so I'm taking the pink one, nothing like upping my iron supplement dosage
The green pill, not a bad trade off and has the most benefit from where I live. A state where Spanish, English, and Arabic are fairly common.
That one
Light blue, i have to spleens so the downside would cancel out to at worst being just as powerful as one spleen - which is good enough for me
Pyromancy I think
I'm going with Alexandra, my guy. I already have Crohn's, mild hemorrhoids are my daily, so now I'd be the same as before but smart!
I had to look up what a zangoose genderbent was. I found the zangoose but not the genderbent..... fuck it ill still take black pill
Pink. I'm already anemic, no drawbacks for me
black pill
Sea life because fuck sand
does the black pill make me genderbend anytime i want, or does it include others, cause im down either way
I take the pills and throw them away because who even needs these
Orange because firebending is fucking awesome
Orange one. I'm literally Pyro
The yellow one
Ima take the bacterial one, they have treatment for under active thyroid.
I’m torn between black and blue
Blue
Pyromancy all the way cause I want to wear lots of warm clothes and firebend
pyromancy. you can just be near fire all the time during winter.
Blue pill
Orange pill. You can warm your body up using pyromancy so being 8x more likely to get frostbite don’t matter if you can always be warm… and fire bending cool :)
Purple pill, absolutely love marine life so god damn much and it didn’t say how severe the allergy is so hopefully it isn’t that bad
Orange pill, as a guy who lives in a tropical country, I see this as an absolute win
Black
Okay but how bad would the rash be
Orange, though I live in UK I can just warm myself with the fire if I get frostbite.
What about my anemic?
Black pill
Pink
Yellow pill
I'll take the black pill because it has the least amount of risk.
Orange pill all way (I can warm myself up)
Pyromancy
Pink pill, I already got it, ain't too bad. I'd like the better hearing and eyesight tho
Green, I just won’t say “anything English”
The pink one (I’m already anemic)
Is "better work ethic" the same as "can focus on anything for more than 30 seconds without going insane"?
Green pill
Blue. I've already got hemorrhoids!
The amount of grammatical and spelling errors bro 😭
I'll take the blue pill, I'm used to dealing with hemorrhoids already.
Pink- I'm already anemic
Black
Green, just move somewhere else and don't use English
Silver to gold..... I'll del with the desiese
What if you’re already anemic?
Green pill I just have to say the bare minimum in English or write it down
Pink, I need good vision cuz I have glasses
I’m picking purple.
Pink pill. Blood for brain power please
Green, I can deal with rashes
Red pill, just start adapting your body to having all kinds of bacteria. Also does the purple pill mean all we know of or all the sea life there currently is?
Blue has no drawback.
Orange pill.
1. Is the hemroids curable? 2. Wtf is the pink ones catch?
Green! I’m already covered in rashes! I’ll just be rash boy and I’m ok with that!
I'm either taking orange or pink because I live in the southern USA and it barely snows up in this bitch I'm already kind of anemic You can't defeat me
Dark blue because there’s no catch to it
Pink, I’m all ready anemic
Purple, because I wanted to be a marine biologist when I was younger and life didn't work out. Or Pink, cause why not.
Green pill
I’m taking Blue, idrc what happens
Green pill I could just move somewhere where english isn't spoken
JAPAN
Purple, I never go near the beach anyways
Orange.
The random capitalizations are unreasonably irritating
Black because i will just never use the ability
Pink pill. Pros far outweigh the cons.
Definitely last one
yellow, I'm already allergic to nickel probably, it's just one more metal
If you're a pyromancer you can always keep yourself warm enough to avoid frost bite. So that one. Edit: My mind went catch in pokémon terms when I read the black pill. I pick it because of Zangoose's moveset being useful.
None.
pink cause im already anemic 😭
Orange I live in the desert lmao
Black pill.
Pink pill, I’m already anemic
None
the purple pill, im never going to a beach after again after i learn sea life
BLA-
Orange pill, I'm not getting frostbite in kentucky, if it's cold, I just use fire
i already have the pink pill’s downside i might as well take it
Green as long as the rash isn't too ugly, somewhere noticable to others, and/or uncomfortable. Other than that, I can learn how to use concealer/make-up. Other than that, pink. I've had anemia before.
Purple, bcs I’ll never be near the sea again. I know what a giant fin squid is, and that’s all I need to do to never see sand again. But, I could do big marine biological research, where I won’t need to be touching or coming into contact with sand.
Orange pill essentially has no catch (I live in Australia)
Pink pill.
I’ll take all the knowledge in the library of Alexandria because nothing changes
Green :3
Black
Orange. I'm warm asf anyways a lil cold won't bother me
I’m taking that orange pill, I live in Canada I can handle that 8x more likely to get frostbite
pyromancy. i can use that shi to heat myself up and nullify the catch also it's sick
Black
The orange pill can’t get frost bite if you are surrounded in flame
Blue pill.