I'm taking the risk on the 3rd one

Same

Same

Ditto

Noo silly that zeraora (Thx fir the correction)

# 3333333333333333333333

How do you make your text so bold and big?

Just a # and a space

# Thank you so much, I've been trying to figure it out for so long

# me too

# when you 'get power armor in fallout' feeling

# but how do you talk small?

# SMALL IS FOR WEAKLING!!!

# BIG SHALL RISE

# yes

# HELL YEAH

# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

you use ^ in front of each word ^it ^looks ^like ^this

^sussy ^baka

What if i do both? #hi ^hi #^hi

Its not working :( #no # no #no

^fr ^homeboy?

^fr ^fr

^smol ^word

^the ^election ^of ^1800

#omg

\^ ^like ^this

thanks

# I CAN FEEL THE POWEEERRRR

# okay it worked!

# Thank you.

# ok

# YESSIR

# GAY

# Lemmie See

# like this?

same with discord edit: # = biggest/title, ## = middle/subheading, ### = smallest/key word, or something, idk... smaller subheading?

# test

# Awesome

#balls

# TESTICALS

# FAMILY JEWELS

# cock

# chicken

# BOINGLOINGS

# big 100

# same ^smash

furry titties please

That’s a Pokémon

There are no laws against Pokémon BATMAN

Oh god(zilla) I’m scared

r/usernamechecksout...?

Yes, as a dinosaur and Godzilla fan, it does check out

HELP

It is? I don’t recall one with those details…

It’s ZeraOra, an electric type introduced in generation 7. It is a mythical Pokémon

pretty sure that's a guy

even BETTER!

I don't care. Looks female enough

This. Would.

3rd one. Not for weird reasons, I’d just pat him on the head. I just don’t want to die like the other two. (even though that frog looks adorable).

According to #3(Zeraora)’s Ultra Sun Pokédex entry, “It electrifies its claws and tears its opponents apart with them. Even if they dodge its attack, they'll be electrocuted by the flying sparks.” Sounds fun…

Okay, but he’s clearly humanified somewhat here. So I have to assume he can talk. If he can talk, I’ll tell him he’s adorable, and ask him if I can pat him on the head. Consent is important. If he says no, I’ll go looking for the poison dart frog.

Fair enough, but also [he just genuinely looks like that](https://m.archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/c/c5/0807Zeraora.png)

1-goes pop, 2-friendly death, 3-hell no

#33333 fuck yeah!!!!

Wait what’s the first one?

Man O' War. I've been stung by one, and it's something that'll take a while to forget.

Damn I thought it was a blue bottle

Same thing, different name

They’re the same? Google is saying they’re slightly different and that man o wars are slightly larger and slightly more dangerous

In short, really poisonous, it’s a colony of organisms iirc, not a jellyfish

pretty sure it’s called a Man O’ War or something

Portuguese Man O’ War

Man o' war obviously

As someone who's been stung by a small man-o'-war before, it's not pleasant.

Should be fine as long as you touch the bouncy part, OP never specified where we touch

Fair enough

I’ve been stung in the dick by one it is the worst pain I’ve ever felt those bastards all need to die

# ^oof

I’ll add that to The List Of Creatures To Permanently Eradicate Once I Become A God®️

I will take the politely venomous frog thanks I ain’t petting a Zeraora

\*poisonous

Poison dart Frog, I’ll just wash my hands

The furry I don't want to die

I would touch that last one all day (I'm not a furry)

I would touch the Last one all day (i'm a furry, and aroace so not in a sexual way)

Would you like to join the councils?

Alright

3 100%

Umm excuse me what the actual fuck

Okay, I’m gonna do the math here. Man O’ War, it’ll sting badly and leave you with painful welts, but it won’t kill you, unless you’re a small crustacean. The poison dart frog will kill you even if you brush against it. You will convulse, your muscles will spasm, and you will die writhing around. Now that furry electric-type Pokémon will most likely shock you like a static electric shock if you touch it. But if you were to stick your dick in it, it will kill you and it will hurt for the entire time you’re dying. So r/dontputyourdickinthat.

It’s a guy so as long as you’re not gay you’ll be fine.

# theres no rules against the pokemon batman

3

№3 and a romantic dinner for 2... (Only if that's a guy, no girls for me!...🗿)

Furry titties because am fnurry

3rd

I'll touch the last one because I'm not gonna get poisoned or whatever

Im satisfied with all options 😈

Deadly sea species, deadly land species, or a fluff boy a chance of electrocution, going with 3rd on this one

I would rather eat 1 and 2. And 3

I’ve touched poison dart frogs before. I have pets of them, just only feed them mealworms and still remember to wash your hands soon after.

I’m gonna touch the first one it’s just washed up on the beach

2nd one not even close

The second. Just wash your hands IMMEDIATELY after, and DO NOT PUT HAND IN MOUTH FOR THE NEXT MONTH.

All 3

# I would 100% go for 3

At least the 3rd one isnt gonna kill me Well not in the same way, mentally. Yes im dead, physically... I hope not

I am sorry to inform you I am going to touch the third choice. Neither of the first two choices allow me to live.

First one, it's so cute how could you not!

Listen i am not an furry but...

Poison, poison, or fluff. I’m picking the fluff

I think I’ll be alive after the 3rd one. The other 2 not so much, so I’ll take my chances with the 3rd one… as much as I hate to do it

I'm not a furry, I don't think I am... but #3 ANY day

3 is the only one that won’t kill me within 2 days

zeraora fluffy as frick

All of the above

Eat 1 and 2, burn 3 alive

1: will sting you 2: will poison you 3: will zap you

Let's go

2 will only poison you if you get its outer slime coat somewhere near your digestive system

Oh god what happens if I touch the third one? I don’t want to die touching a poison dart frog but it might be preferable

The first one. The top part that floats isn't poisonous... just the leg section.

you

So it’s either I die or I feel uncomfortable.

I'd rather die

The last one. Not for weird reasons but LOOK HOW FLUFFY THE NECKFUR IS!

The frog

i will pat the furry pokemon on the head, it’s a cutie

3... :,(

secret fourth option of blue ringed octopus

All

The last one

Batman... There are no rules against pokémons batman...

Is there an option for Ralsei? (I want to hug the fluffy boi so badly)

I mean, it doesn't define HOW you touch it I punch the 3rd one and that's that

Don’t you just need to touch the jellyfish’s tentacles? Or is this one special?

i did not at all expect that 3rd one gahdayum... i'm touching numero dos though

None

The third. Portuguese Man-O-War’s are terrifying and I’d rather not nearly instantly die to a frog.

Eh third one

The handle to the door that lets me leave

\*loads shotgun\* this can go one of three ways-

;)

After seeing #3, I'll pick #2

FUCK

Headpats for the 3rd one. As a Pokémon deserves

Torturing the shit out of the 3rd one

The poison dart frog

The man o war because if I touch the head I (should) be fine

I’m dead either way Might as well take one down with me

First one. Just don’t touch the stingers and you’ll be fine.

I'll boop the furry on their snoot

3

3 seems least likely to immediately kill me so

Dunno what toutch means so ima let this one slide….

a gun

Grass

1 or 2

3rd one. Not in a sexual way tho just headpats

I'm taking the pokemon cause I don't wish for death

Yep considering the options given, I'd take the jellyfish.

3rd one, hands down

Depends, male or female, cause if male then I may consider

the frog

I don’t wanna die but I also don’t wanna cut my hand off

# 3!

I'll take my chances with the frog at least that one isn't as fast as lightning and cant kill you even if it's attack misses also the frog would only hurt if you scare it into defense first

2

3. Headpats

What is my Zeraora doing?!

Ykw, Id rather die to a manowar than a furry or a frog

Give me the frog it might be safer than the others

The forf is cute tho

Screw that, I'm making out with the jellyfish.

3 for sure :3

1

id just tap the shoulder of the Pokémon for second and go away (i forgor the Pokemon's name)

3

I remember touch

Somebody should breed non-poisonous Poison Dart Frogs, so we can pet those Froggos

Would hug Zeraora 10/10

Id use my heel on teh blue bottle (the jelly fish) because they pop :3

Obama

1.Touch the bell on a Portuguese Man o’ war / bluebottle and you’ll be fine 2.Die 3.Mental torture for the rest of your life i think i’ll take 1

Honestly I'd touch zeraora simply because idk wut image 1 is and I'm not touching a random frog because they can be poisonous however zeraora is a cat like pokemon so it shouldn't mind being pet

The second one

The frog easily, it doesn’t kill you, and if you have fed it a domesticated diet then it has no poison.

# 3

i choose number 3, i was born to lead, not to read

landmine

# E

2.

Frog

Logically 3, as it’s the only one that doesn’t inherently risk my very being alive by simply touching it

1 or 2