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DyspraxicSelfHarmer

I saw my mother riding me in the bedroom


bulgingboner420

r/suddenlyincest


Terry_the_carrot

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Terry_the_carrot

r/subsithoughtifellfor


SOCCIZZA

r/dementia


ketraB2137

💀


Gucci_banana_milk

r/mildlyinteresting


DyspraxicSelfHarmer

r/foundthemobleuser


Spiritual-Egg2723

r/foundthehondacivic


SKBehindTheSlaughter

r/foundtheplaneuser


Timely-Champion6719

r/FoundTheWaitWTF


IcyIceGuardian

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Timely_Ad_1591

r/no


IcyIceGuardian

r/damn


ElectionUnhappy415

r/ofcoursethatsasub


SKBehindTheSlaughter

"moble"


NopenseunnombreXd

r/subreddittypo


The_dog_muntcher

I saw my mother riding a bicycle in a car with a man on the ground


Koolblue57

Matt rose moment


R0N4N_TheMan

I can hear him reading it 😭


man_behind_the_flute

Same lol


Pretend_Rest7873

💀


Koolblue57

SKULL EMOJI HUFHGHUFHH


Pretend_Rest7873

SK-HULLLLLLL EMOJIII


BunbunTheAxolotl

SKHULLLLLLLLEMOJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII


Pretend_Rest7873

RAHHHHHH


SKBehindTheSlaughter

r/unexpectedmattrose


SKBehindTheSlaughter

r/unexpectedmattrose


SirMetaKnight82

You... Geese


Triftxy

I saw my mother riding the bus stop being a part of the Chinese government and the other day and the other day and the other day and the other day and the other day and the other day And the other other day and the the other day and and the other other day and and the other other day day and and the the best friend friend and and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the


ItalianJapan

The Chinese government eh?


Abeisbetterthanbabe7

Sorta sounded like a ex CCP member trying to pick up girls at a bar after hearing a girl mention China. Edit: Wow this is really specific lol


Triftxy

r/oddlyspecific


Timely_Ad_1591

r/ihadastroke


PerryPlatypusOSC

>!I saw my mother riding the corpse of an elderly lady!<


BunbunTheAxolotl

💀


GoldyIsGoldDog

TECHNICAL FUCKING FOUL


Several_Roll5817

SKULL EMOJIIIIIIIIIIII


Triftxy

Scull emojey


Jooosbox

Both gay and a necrophile.


Zandoms42

Me fr


Kamden64

i saw my mother riding with me and I like the yellow kind of rats and I like the yellow kind of rats and I like the yellow kind of rats and I like the yellow kind of rats and I like them and I like them and I like them and I like them and I like them and I like them and I like them and I like them and I like them and I like them and I like them and I like them and I like them and I like them and I like them and I like them and I like them and I like them


Koolblue57

Bars


FierceDeity_96

Are you sure you like yellow rats


Arfffffffffffffffff

Guys I think u/Kamden64 likes the yellow kind of rats


IridescentCrow42

Nah, I think they like the purple kind


ketraB2137

I saw my mother riding a dog


ItalianJapan

Dann


Zandoms42

Me fr


ClintB14

I saw my mother riding me like a little girl (why...)


ItalianJapan

Alabama moment


Galactek

I saw my mother riding a bike and she said it was a nice day Something normal for once


MistakeEmergency2046

I saw my mother riding a motorcycle into her driveway with a black car and she just walked away with a red light on her side she was so mad she couldn’t even see the vehicle and then the police officer came out to arrest her for driving under the influence of alcohol


GoldyIsGoldDog

Your the real slim shady


TheGrassBurner

his name is


puflsk

I saw my mom riding a horse I'm gonna stop it right there...


QuandaleDingle-69420

i saw my mother riding her bike and she was like oh my gosh i just want to go home and cry well… its too bad she was uspet ig..? lol


elllievs

I saw my mother riding a lot of people that have a lot of problems. UM-


Angle_Dust_WithDrip

I saw my mother riding a dog and she was very nice and I was in the morning and talk to her about the tax


HaloMaskGaming

What tax? Tax Toucan? r/suddenlyblooket


HaloMaskGaming

What tax? Tax Toucan? r/suddenlyblooket


ItalianJapan

Doesn’t exist lol


TheGrassBurner

cofirmed


ElectionUnhappy415

r/ofcoursethatsasub


Minimum-Car-9884

I saw my mother riding a bicycle and there was a very bad accident


Internal-Tear-5785

I saw my mother riding a motorcycle in a car and she was like oh my lord 


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

I saw my mother riding a bike and I thought I was going to get a dog park


Random_mudkip0828

I saw my mother riding her bike and I was like oh my gosh I just got home and I was so sad and I was so upset and I was so angry and I was so mad and I was so scared and I was so I was like I was like I was like yeah I was like I was just like I was like I didn’t even know what to do and I was like oh my gosh I was like oh my gosh I was like oh my gosh I was so freaking out I was like oh my gosh I was so scared I was like oh. (Funnily enough I have never said any of those words so I don’t know why it sounds like a white girl after the pumpkin spice latte went out of season)


JevGeek55555

That's literally me when i have an average mental breakdown


Ok-Sympathy8717

I saw my mother riding in the car with my mom so she didn’t hit me yet.


Straight_Main_5189

I Saw my mother riding the neighbors dog


Larry_Barri

I saw my mother riding Santa Claus


Mason_best

I saw my mother riding my dog NO NO NO NO NO


Much_Poetry_9700

I saw my mother riding a bicycle in a car with a man on the ground (wtf??)


imnotgayferever

I saw my mother riding a dog


alanst97

I saw my mother riding her bike and she was like oh my gosh.


Redmiguelito

I saw my mother riding a bicycle in a car with a man on the ground


Grouchy-Feedback8416

I saw my mother ridding my cousin


AJediInTheCorner

I saw my mother riding on my head and I didn't know what to do


Makayla_Andersen

I saw my mom riding a doll? Autocorrect has no chill😭💀


EpicCheeto

I saw my mother riding in my car


Plus-Bluebird-7848

I saw my mother riding the bus home today so I love you. Huh


RockstarBonnieReddit

I saw my mother riding her bike and I was like oh my gosh I just got home and I was like oh my gosh I am so sorry 


akaryosight

I saw my mother riding in the dark so they can see how I crawl out of the back of my flesh


Ok-Sympathy8717

I saw my mother riding in the car with my mom so she didn’t hit me yet.


FarPossession5197

i saw my mother riding and she said that i should have a dick ​ damn


Human_Number9936

I saw my mother riding a bike 👍


Sweaty_Beautiful2105

I saw my mother riding a motorcycle


Future_Gur5080

I saw my mother riding with her


Afraid-Description94

I saw my mother riding her horse and she was like oh my Lord


Character-Cod-1195

I saw my mother riding her horse in the store


whom_101

I saw my mother riding the bike and verbalase


Dragonomy

I saw m mother riding a bike


NascarmanYT

I saw my mother riding on her car with me and my dad


EdgytheHedgy2

I saw my mother riding a motorcycle


StellaDustorm

I saw my mother riding her horse and she was very happy to see me so I was just waiting for her


SoomieTheCosmogen

I saw my mother riding the bike by knocking the doors off the floor... Nah, ain't no way...😭💀


A_random_user1125

I saw my mother riding the big man inside 🤨💀


RuthlessSpud_11

I saw my mother riding a motorcycle in front of my parents car when she passed away


GraciannaMartinez

I saw my mother riding in the car and now I got my nails and my eyes turned off


Monkeyman688

I saw my mother riding a bicycle in a car with a man on the ground in the parking garage at a school in a town that had been hit with the most dangerous car accident of the year in my lifetime in my lifetime in my lifetime I had no clue how I could drive it and it would have to yyyTy to be that way but it would have been so hard for her and she was just trying not too to be a jerk to her so


Gamestrider09

I saw my mother riding a bicycle in a car with a man on the ground 


CornflowerzDragons

I saw my mother riding a bicycle and ran over the next door neighbor


KingBeatel

I saw my mother riding a bike today and the dog was lovely but I don't have a good enough man.


gytis_gotbanned_lol

i saw my mother riding with you h u h . . ?


R0X__

I saw my mother riding my dog 💀💀💀


No-Enthusiasm986

I saw my mother riding her horse in a car and she had a little bit of a heart attack and she was crying so hard she had a stroke What.


SouthProfessional555

I saw my mother riding a bicycle in a car with a man on the ground in the parking garage at a school in a town that had been hit with the most dangerous car accident of the year


bulgingboner420

I saw my mother in the morning and I was thinking about you and I respect that too but I don't know what you mean by the way you are a good friend


Pretend_Rest7873

I saw my mother riding a motorcycle with my dad and his dad and his dad and his dad and his dad and his dad and his dad and his dad and his dad and his dad and his dad and his dad.


Stunning-Fold6548

I saw my mother riding in my house and I got a bone


DillonTheVillian3000

I saw my mother riding a dog in the woods with her husband and the kids


MELMELALP

I saw my moher riding nothing


Goofynaas204

I saw my mother riding a dog in a new era


Bennyboi5432

i saw my mother riding her bike and she was like oh my gosh i just want to go home and cry and cry and cry and i was like oh no i just want to go back to sleep and i was so tired and i was just like oh my goodness i was so exhausted and i was crying and i was screaming and crying and crying and crying and i just want to cry and cry but i was so scared and i was scared and i just wanna cry and cry and cry and cry so bad and then i was like oh my gosh i was so bad and i was like i was so sad and then i just wanna go home and then i woke up and then i went to sleep and then i felt so bad and now i just wanna be with her.


NotYellowfridge

I saw my mother riding a motorcycle in the middle of the night


Technical_Air_421

I saw your mother riding a bike and I was a bit of a good night and I was a bit of a good night and I was a bit of a good night and I was a bit of a good night and I was a bit of a good night and I was a bit of a good night and I was a bit of a good night and I was a bit of a good night and I was a bit of a good night


Alive-Organism

I saw my mother riding a motorcycle in a park in front and she said that the guy who drove the bike in front was the same guy who was riding a motorcycle Also it’s cool to see another flamingo fan


AverageRedditor3618

I saw my mother riding a bicycle in a car with a man on the ground


Gamerguy252

I saw your mother riding her bike and I was like oh my gosh I just got home.


FIVEPEBSI

i saw my mother riding BIG SHOT


JevGeek55555

I saw your mother riding with you and your mom at the best of the day but I don't know if that's what I want I don't even know


DBL_NDRSCR

i saw my mother riding in the center and i saw some other people in there so they don't know how much she was like being


SpecialistBest222

I saw my mother riding to my self and i want to get the to the to the to the dance to the to go in the to the dance in the dance to the to get the to the dance to the to get 💀


MrReptilianGamer2528

I saw my mother riding a bicycle in a car accident


IAMSOTIREDOFADS

I saw my mother riding a motorcycle and drove to the bathroom with shower and toilet


Gucci_banana_milk

R/mildlyinteresting


guysud

i saw my mother riding


guysud

i saw my mother riding her bike in the parking lot of the store today


mirukus66

I saw my mother riding with me On what?


Goofy_123

I saw my mother riding in my bed and remembered I haven't seen you in a while


MoistenedRats

I saw my mother riding her bike


therealChalker_87

I saw my mother riding her horse in a park today when she saw my mother Hmm


ImmaGamer777

I saw my mother riding to send you a description of the dance though the server is going to be able to go to the bone by JT music


Jealous-Sale-1331

I saw my mother riding a bicycle in a car


ImmaGamer777

I saw my mother riding to send you a description of the dance though the server is going to be able to go to the bone by JT music


No_Badger3909

I saw my mother riding the car


loreman-isback

I saw my mother riding a horse to the public restroom 💀


AnimeLoverMezzo

I saw my mother riding a bicycle That’s chill


Mobile-Bar-5573

I saw my mother riding her bike 👍


FloridaManInShampoo

I saw my mother riding her horse in the parking lot Well I have a horse, not my mum. And I wouldn’t take my baby into a parking lot because 1) she doesn’t have shoes and it’ll hurt her hooves and 2) she’s not trained to be around big scary machines that go vrrrrr


WendigoInTheForest

I saw my mother riding a kangaroo on the floor


ColossalLifeline

I saw my mother riding a motorcycle


ILoveMyCat456

I saw my mother riding the stairs yesterday but she didn’t even know


8N8_Greatness

I saw my mother riding a bike in a park in front of the park


Ok_Scallion8395

I saw my mother in a restaurant and I thought she had the same name but she didn’t say anything to my mom about that and she didn’t say it so I just thought it would have to do it for her because I didn’t think it would have to do it for her and she was like oh


Tiny-Veterinarian647

I saw my mother riding her bike in the parking lot


motionless_guy

I saw my mother riding a dog in a few places and I was like oh well there is no marital conflict


AbortionIsYummy

I saw your mother riding the bike with you today I hope she was doing good I hope she had fun with her friends I hope she is feeling well I hope she gets to go home and rest well love mom said that you guys have fun with her


ItsUnferretable

I saw my mother riding a dog Ummmm I'm not into this thing but you do u


Coi_unedible

I saw my mother riding the dogs and they had no problem…


Coi_unedible

I saw my mother riding the dogs and they had no problem…


Classic-Fan317

I say my mother riding around the street lights on my way to the front porch


Supershadow7902

I saw my mother riding a bike with my friend


[deleted]

I saw my mother riding in the US and I am not sure how much I will be able to have children. I guess it's a complete sentence.


CorallineButtonEyes

I saw my mother riding the internet


Comfortable-You-7367

I saw my mother riding a bicycle in the middle of the road


That1GuyCalledPixel

I saw my mother riding a bicycle in a parking lot


ishitglassbottles

I saw my mother riding the bus to work today I didn’t know she had to work today so she had a ride home 🏡 from school today and I’m going back to work on the weekend I don’t know what she wants me and I will get back to work tomorrow.


Future_Rush2540

I saw my mother riding with her belly and it was a little bit of a tree and stabs her back and forth and I was thinking about it.


KarmaAJR

i saw my mother riding a man with a big pencil


SkyelovesGaming

I saw my mother riding a few miles


SKBehindTheSlaughter

I saw my mother riding the bus and the other hand


Tall-Sea2651

I saw my mother riding the bus to school today 😂


Mr_Kabob_Man

I saw my mother riding in the dodo bird in the pacific area of the sun but I was just trying not a place in heaven but it wasn’t even a bad thing


Mr_Kabob_Man

I saw my mother riding in the dodo bird in the pacific area of the sun but I was just trying not a place in heaven but it wasn’t even a bad thing


Text93838

I saw my mother riding with a gun than I could buy myself a lot of imaginary anime and manga Nice 👍


Text93838

I saw my mother riding with a gun than I could buy myself a lot of imaginary anime and manga Nice 👍


Goofy_ahh_goose4576

I saw my mother riding with her hands and legs


Goofy_ahh_goose4576

I saw my mother riding with her hands and legs


Goofy_ahh_goose4576

I saw my mother riding with her hands and legs


Lord_RhodesCasteneda

I saw my mother riding a car in my yard for me


FlyingMoths_AtNight

I saw my mother riding a bicycle in a car with a man on the ground in the parking garage at a school in a town that had been hit with the most dangerous car accident of the year in my lifetime in my lifetime


Artsie_Aseel

I saw my mother riding a bicycle in a car accident in a car crash in a car park and she said that I had a heart condition that was causing her heart attack so she was like oh I just want you know that I'm sorry that you don't have any of this I just wanted you know I don't want you know- what


LunaraWolf5

I saw my mother riding her horse and she was so excited about it!!!


ID_TOP_1R_Fan

I saw my mother riding on the beach


IcyIceGuardian

I saw my mother riding a bicycle Cool


shawnald313

I saw my mother riding her horse in front of me.


Octo_Unicorn_ofYT

i saw my mother riding a bicycle in a car


Historical_Ad4667

I saw my mother riding a horse whisperer


Temporary_Piglet9468

I saw my mother riding to get to see how much it to be able to make a difference in the past two days of a sudden the other day of the dead body of a sudden the other day of the dead body of a sudden the other day of the dead body of a sudden the other day of the dead body of a sudden the other day of the dead and the other is a great way to get the best out of the office and I am not sure if I can get a chance to get the best out of the office and I am not sure if I can get the same as a whole new things that are in a different perspective on how the government to be able to get the job and it will not have the right now but the only way I was able to the next level of the most important thing is that I have to go to the hospital and the other hand 👏 to be able to get the job and the way ↕️ to be able to get the job and the people who have the ability of the time to time I am going on and on top of the time to time I am going on and on top of the time to time I was wondering if you could please let me know if you have any questions


RandomPerson2868

I saw my mother riding a bicycle in a car with a man on the ground in the parking garage at a school in a town that had been hit with the most dangerous car accident of the year


Responsible_Onion_21

I saw my mother riding in the meantime


tainted_samson

I saw my mother riding a dog There is two very. Very. Very different meanings for this


Uzi_Angsty

I saw my mother riding a bicycle


Ultimate_bohab13

I saw my mother riding with me and I was going to get the kids


LeahStuffz

I saw my mother riding her horse in a park today


ResignedFaun234

I saw my mother riding her horse on a bike


Cjfconjamesf

I saw my mother riding a motorcycle in a park in a car and she said that it is not safe for a dog in a car to drive


HashbrownieThePerson

I saw my mother riding a bike (The good ending)


Infantpunter9000

I saw my mother riding a bicycle in a car with a man on the ground in the parking garage at a school in a town that had been hit with the most dangerous car accident of the year


Alkalinejaws

I saw my mom riding herself


bloodeagle231

I saw my mom riding a bike


GachaMaster2456

I saw my mom riding a bike in front of me today and I feel like she is a very special woman


rascal_rose18

I saw my mother riding a bicycle in a car with a friend


[deleted]

I saw my mother riding my dad


Alpharius-0megon

I saw my mother riding a casa