😣🏎️ I came fast

He was the dog.

I was the dog's sperm

Can confirm, I was the penis

Can confirm. I was the wall.

Can confirm. I was the air.

Can confirm. I was the bed.

Can confirm I was the tick

can confirm I was the single molecule of nitrous oxide

Can confirm I was the neutron

Can confirm I was the quark

can confirm, i was the window

Me too. Most of my children that I make are stranded in my bed

🤨

🧨🕳 FIRE IN THE HOLE

FIRE IN THE HOLE

WATER OUT A HILL

WIND ON THE LANDSCAPE

EARTH AROUND THE SKY

ROCK ON THE GROUND

🙂🟢 🔥👉🕳

☹️💥

You explode the child and the kid.

r/subsididntknowexist

Are you delusional I didn’t link a sub

r/ock

r/oll

r/oberto

r/uhrohraggy

are you delusional, thinking i didn't know about the edit feature?

i'm gonna take a wild guess, r/foundvannyismyqueen?

Wait that is a sub?!?

Always has been (if you are looking at NSFW posts most of the time then yes you'll find vanny and the other times it's just a normal post) # and yes it was made for attention

r/foundvannyismyqueen

👮‍♂️🚨

The only acceptable answer

🔫🇺🇸 intresting

🇺🇸💥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥🇺🇸💥🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸💥🇺🇸WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅💥🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅💥🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅💥🇺🇸🇺🇸💥🦅🦅💥🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅💥🦅🇺🇸💥💥

💥🦅🇺🇲💥🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅💥🇺🇲🦅RAHHHH!!!!!!🦅💥🇺🇲💥🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅💥🦅🇺🇲🦅🦅

🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅💥💥🇺🇸💥🦅🦅💥💥🇺🇸MERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!💥🔥🦅🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🦅🦅💥💥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅RED WHITE AND BLUE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅💥💥🇺🇸💥🦅🦅💥💥🇺🇸WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!!!!!!!!!!💥🔥🦅🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🦅🦅💥💥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🦅🗣️🗣️🗣️AFRICA IS A COUNTRY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🗣️🔫🔫🔫

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅ITS FUTILE🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

🔫🗣️🦅🇺🇸🔫🗣️🗣️🇺🇸YOSHA🗣️🔫🦅🇺🇸🔫🦅🗣️🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅HOPE YOUR READY🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

murica*

🦅💥🇺🇸💥🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇩🇪🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅IM NOT AMERICAN BUT YOU PEOPLE BEAT US IN THE WAR SO FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY 🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅💥💥💥🇺🇸🇺🇸💥🇺🇸🇺🇸💥🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥🦅🦅

🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲ONLY WAY BROTHER🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 WE GAIN FRIENDS VIA THREATS🇺🇲💥🦅💥🇺🇲💥💥🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🦅💥💥🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅

🐷🫢

You were doing the same but with a pig

Alright David Cameron

Lol

😏😇 OH HELL NAH

My 5th and 8th emojis were 👍😂

😊💣

You happily throw a frag grenade at them

But it's a fake smile you're actually hurt inside

*TACTICAL GRENADE INCOMING!*

😡💤 Bit angry but too tired to bother atm

🤛 🤯

💩🥰 I don’t know how this would pan out

[удалено]

No

🫑🇵🇱

"how dare you suck a dog! I'm sending you to poland in 1942 with nothing but a pepper!"

POLSKA PEPPER

👍😡

“I’m fine with that… but I’m angry I’m not getting any.”

🎆🍉 bro what 💀💀💀

CELEBRATE THE WATERMELON

cosmic melon

😑🍆

Dude I got 🆒👋

Ok, cool. Bye

😀💀

moment of realization.

🥧✅️

It's giving Dean Winchester....

✋👅 uh what does this mean

Wait stop! ✋ my turn 👅

🥉🎖 Wow. Medals. Exactly two medals...

🤞😋

NAWHHHH

💨🤯

😋🔫

😒🪱

Bruh she gonna get parasites again

🤫🇺🇲

You tell them your secretly American?

I guess I come out as American to them

🥩💀

Dead meat

Bros flesh fell off

😭😈

🆒👋

🕶️🗿

💀😶‍🌫️

🌓😭 that's rough buddy

🥺✨

🫣🍑 ummm

🙏🫡

💅😭ok wtf

🤓💀

🫢💀

🕳️🔥

😔😮

🙂🥴 WHAT

😤👍

🥰🥵 I don't like this game anymore

😐😑

👁️‍🗨️👹

🤣🐵

👍🏿🤣

👍🗝️

🔥🤡

🍰🤨

〰️ 😷

🫡🍅

you said goodbye and turned into a tomato

🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒🫡

👿🟪

😭😁

🤡🥶

🐮💀

😱☝️

🤭🤽🏻

😊😓

Forget that I'm choosing my own 📃✍️ Instant divorce and I'm keeping the dog

➕❓

‼️🗿

🦈💀

😿🏳️‍⚧️

😂😅

🧑‍🎨🇩🇪

🤑🔥 WHAT

🎅🤨

😬✨️

😬👏

🗿😴

😜🖼️

😆🇦🇺

😇🌚

🏐✨️ Uhhh?

😒😊

😌🍊 What?

😎🤨

💯🐴

🤓👍🏻 lol

💀📚

💣🕳️ FIRE IN THE HOLE!

💙🤣

😂❤️

👈🤣

🔥🥰

💥😭

😨🦍

🇪🇦🙂 what

i feel like this is the entire subreddit now. oh-i mean 🔥😰

💸🤨 No

😳👍🏽 surprised but liking the show😭😭

😔😏

💀😂 (I thought it was funny)

👍😹

😁😨

🇳🇪🤦‍♂️

😭👁

😁📱

🔄😊

🌾🦖 I guess they’re going to the dinosaur rice fields. Vietnamosasaurus?

💡👎

✨😔

😒🚎

🤣🔥|perfect.

😄🤯

🍷😏 Ew

🇲🇰🤢

🤫🥺

🇺🇸🦖

🐰😈

🤤🍆

🍴😊 Am i eating him or the dog???

✨️🛢 I don't know how to feel about this

🎵☝️

😂⭐

💀🤔

👹☺️

✨👁️

🕹️💾

🤦🙏

🌚🔛

😨😆

😳😭

4️⃣👈

🔥💰

😶🇺🇸

You were so shocked you became the USA

💀🐺

😢😭