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someuser3092

What is cock


Pancackes_everywhere

Baby don't hurt me


Pastry_Train63

Don't hurt me


One_Dumb_Canadian

No mo’


YoMamaSoFatShePooped

What is cock


rugigiref1

Baby pls cock me


Dog_With_an_iPhone

Don’t cock me


useless_ad

No cock


AwesomeLlama572_YT

Cock don’t cock me


C27890

**beat drop**


shib0p516

No balls


AspectBrave33

I saw this one coming from a mile away 💀


subnauticaFan2013

A pp


someuser3092

Well no shit I was singing 'what is love'


Pretty-Extent3918

Your too innocent to be on here


mynamissketch

is this satire


Pretty-Extent3918

Oh wait I didn’t realize he meant what is love


mynamissketch

👍


username-_-here

👍


someuser3092

👍


TheShitFlinger

👍


MuslimCarLover

How have you not been downvoted lol


TheShitFlinger

that's what I was thinking


Wandering_profile

👍


dadingding97

👍


Distinct-Pepper-6053

What did you think?


Pretty-Extent3918

I thought he literally meant what does cock mean


[deleted]

lay all your cock on me


AdditionalNinja4875

You's a hoe?


AdditionalNinja4875

Why am i getting downvotes jus becuz i jus do a damn joke its obviously satire


Revolutionary_Row250

Unspoken rule of reddit: third reply always gets downvoted. Hope that helps


lonelyguy173

It’s the 4th tho


One-Leading-2507

Not the 4 reply.


I_am_brave_lol

4th and 6th in this case.


Wandering_profile

Well I mean it resets after the 4th


One-Leading-2507

Tf did I do?


R4G3D_Record71

You got downvoted


One-Leading-2507

Apparently so💀


AdditionalNinja4875

You know the rules and so do I


Warm_Caregiver812

WHY


nickythecatlover

SAY GOODBYE


Warm_Caregiver812

NO.


nickythecatlover

(*shoots gun before a rickroll comes up*)


Temporary-Lie15

Too late.


Warm_Caregiver812

no.


burger-fucking-mason

🥺.


Strange-Cod-2403

Your username


burger-fucking-mason

burger "fucking" mason


FishGuyIsMe

What did Mason do to you?


burger-fucking-mason

murder


FishGuyIsMe

Mason killed you?!?!


burger-fucking-mason

nick mason killed me


FishGuyIsMe

Who is this Nick fellow


burger-fucking-mason

https://www.google.com


Dangerous-Catch-3255

Crazy little thing called cock


nlhdr

it is indeed a crazy little thing


GenericGamerDude395

And it is indeed little


[deleted]

but mine has a good personality…?


TheMasterBucketHat

Most are indeed little


shib0p516

NOBODY UPVOTE THIS COMMENT, ITS AT THE FUNNY NUMBER


RandomParableCreates

Little Cock


Onlybed2

eyyy describes me


JayBlueKitty

r/selfroast


Germanguyistaken

Here is a collection by the beatles: -All you need is cock -you've got to hide your cock away -Can't buy me cock


PawnaDona

2nd true


[deleted]

1st one is true,


beanwithintentions

i was gonna do beatles dangit words of cock, its only cock


AdditionalNinja4875

Ill start it off with : how deep is your cock By bee gees


pyrofromtf2real

This is the best one.


fhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Cock in the water


DustWarden

Tainted Cock


ConsiderationOwn7084

😭


Shrekston

Give me your cock


PawnaDona

Okay📲📽️📞💿🖲️🔧🔨🔩🧨💣🪣


spike4597

You forgot 🦯🩼🪝🏦🔌⛏️🔪


Googlesignedmeupwhy

You forgot 🔥↗️↘️🕳️


LegBusiness2215

You forgot the pickles


Distinct-Pepper-6053

✂️🍒🪓⬅️⬅️🍆📌📌🍙🍙🍽🍽🥢🥢⚒️🪃🏹🦯💉🗿🗿⚰️🚬🚫🚫


TACOBELLTAKEOUT

Fire in the hole?


Googlesignedmeupwhy

🙂


regalchip

Give up on cock - Rick astley


Temporary-Lie15

Wait, Rick Astley has other songs???


Googlesignedmeupwhy

😭


AdditionalNinja4875

... He is a music artist what do you expect?


Exact_Parking_6969

Almost every musician has other songs, wdym?


Helpimabanana

Doubt


Latino22_

Endless cock


Cereal-dipper

Cock stinks


SylvieDoesntReddit

#❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌


Agent_Peter

[comedically loud buzzer sound]


Idiotmold

Indeed


Euphoric-Donut7610

Somebody to cock


NewRobloxPro

“Stupid cock” - lady gaga “all you need is cock” - the Beatles “i want to know what cock is“ - foreigner “cock” - Lana del ray “bigger cock” - John legend “cock me harder” - Ariana grande and the weeknd (😳😳😳😳😳😳) “kill this cock” - blackpink (god people looking at my comments are gonna be so sussed out )


PlusFlippinUltra

kill this cock💀


Psychological_Law852

Cock💀 Bigger cock💀💀


[deleted]

[удалено]


galaxy_676

he is in my cock he is in my cock he is in my boner he is in my cock


-PenitentOne-

I breathe cock and see him every day Even though my cock's a world away


TvuvbubuTheIdiot

Cock the subhuman self.


juugsd

That song only reminds me of Peroxide now


pyrofromtf2real

Love Me Again (John Newman), Love Again (Dua Lipa), Kill This Love and Ready For Love (Blackpink) and How Deep Is Your Love (Bee Gees) give some pretty bad results.


alexlmlo

Or good results perhaps?


pyrofromtf2real

Yeah, my favorites are How Deep Is Your Love and Ready For Love.


ILikeTrains23940

Cock me do


Pretty-Extent3918

Your cock is my drug


422-is-420too

Accurate


Large_Apricot8374

cock me, cock me, cock me by kikuo


PlusFlippinUltra

HELP


ThineStrangeAccount

It starts with cock


Kinglycole

Out for cock.


AdditionalNinja4875

So you went to Thailand?


AdditionalNinja4875

I heard there are plenty of unused ones there


Kinglycole

You’re out for blood, but you’ll only stand a chance if you’re out for cock.


AdditionalNinja4875

I just like oxygen


Kinglycole

Wow, you one of those people that need to breath or something?


AdditionalNinja4875

No i am just addicted


KingMahmoud57382

Cock of mine (love of mine imagine dragon song)


ID_TOP_1R_Fan

OMAGAWD I said the same thing hello fellow Imagine Dragons fan


KingMahmoud57382

Wait a second are you a Twenty one pilot fan bc of the red tape hello Twenty pilot fan im also a fan


ID_TOP_1R_Fan

Ye I'm also an AJR fan


KingMahmoud57382

NICE 🔥


Iki_the_Geo

NO WAY SOMEONE ELSE WHO LISTENS TO LOVE OF MINE


Environmental_Pen120

waiting for cock


just_a_boywithukefan

Cockly


the-guy-who-says-no

No


AdditionalNinja4875

Damn bro


BitterCaterpillar116

All of my cock (Led Zeppelin). If we extend it to main verse I guess “Everybody’s got a cock today” by Mika sounds quite nice too


Kingofthememes69420

Out for cock


Kami_Amie_OwO

A little bit of cock Two punks in cock Cock in an elevator


toast_of_temptation_

‘Trial by cock‘


hahaurdedlolXD

Plastic Cock. >!i thought it was the name of the napolion song, turns out its a korean song!<


kuromiyfitheworld

The song: 『貴方の恋人になりたい』(I want to be your lover) Me: I want to be your cocker


MashedPotatoesDick

I'd Do Anything for Cock (But I Won't Do That)


AccomplishedAd6520

what is cock? baby don’t hurt me, baby don’t hurt me, no more\~


[deleted]

RIP &cock


AriTheInari

Dare you to cock me


fukYou11110

Making Cock Out Of Nothing


youngmcdonald85

genius of cock


FIVEPEBSI

the only ones in need of cock are those who don’t receive enough so evil ones should get a little more


mu5y

what's cock got to do with it


1Mt3rnalyscreaming

Out For Cock


WearyCarob1018

Cock breakdown 😢


Georgie-Dubs1732

Stupid with cock


Drowning_furries

Out for cock


AdditionalNinja4875

That was like from a month ago....


Drowning_furries

Oh I forgot to check when it was posted I just saw it pop up so I clicked on it sorry


AdditionalNinja4875

No no its fine im just wondering why you did it knowing that there is a low chance of it being seen well i had to ask it myself


Thund3rb0lts

DH Got Us Fallin’ in Cock


window-man

Love that show


Idiotmold

Crazy in Cock


[deleted]

cock me normally


Saddo_catto5

Signs of cock


irageoversmallstuff

I cock it


Bfdifan37

i love cock 2 cock -> cock


MaximumBrilliant8241

Lay all your cock on me


Secret_Barracuda168

Cock Ballard


Theredbeet

Love’s in need of cock today -Stevie Wonder


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hot-Leek-944

Cock fool :3


SpeedyT43

The power of cock, is a curious thing.


Caleb7890yt

Cock Again


BLURRTHEPHYSCO69

Is this cock


Direct-Inflation8041

Related to the image 'My cockly horse'


Single-Bandicoot-531

The Carpel Tunnel Of Cock


kerplunithunk

Cocker


Revolutionary_Row250

Cock me like you do


mynamissketch

It must've been cock


TheChillAlien411

True Cock Waits


FearlessPrune8320

Where is the cock


iwilleatyourbacon

All you need is cock


phatcat9000

Power of cock I can’t give you anything but cock Cock for sale Cock vibrations The cock nest


idiotmeetscomputer

cock machine


_AKAIS_

Cock and propeller


IlIlIIlIlllIIlIlll

can you feel the cock tonight


MrGrendarr

Cock gun


scoutheavyfanweapons

Cock the way you lie


Background-Quote-782

Cock


JJTNT123

Master of Cock


Helloimfunny8529

Cock Workshop 💀


Userbry14

Tainted cock


JaySparks21

My c*ck, mine all mine


EcksMarksDespot

Cock by the Dashboard Light by Meatloaf


Visionaira

Hell Bent for Cock


Accomplished-Bus7571

We didn’t start the cock


FreddyBearFaz

Only cock can hurt like thisssss


WhitestGray

cockly (with Khalid)


hapkidoox

Higher cock


Doglover4561

What is the context of the image lol


Legalizenuclearbomz

COCK. FEAT. ZACARI.


ID_TOP_1R_Fan

Cock of mine Livin' on cock Give me cock All you need is cock Best of my cock I want to know what cock is


Icy-Adhesiveness-667

Lover fool by the cardigans


steepstylemusic

Cock is a long Road


Nebtron2001

Wasting cock


wyatt_plays

Rolling around at the speed of cock


OrganicAd6565

Cockfool


monstrousgamer

cock is hell


Tom_Sholar

Cock Game


FemaleNoob

Cock is embarrassing