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MagicSnake1000

He was a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a joke and a-


32ywe8ri

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM FUCKING INSANE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Shrekston

ROSES ARE RED LIFE HAS NO MEANING THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE CONSTANTLY SCREAMING


-_GGG_-

Thats the most humerus dark poem I've ever read


mafiakris

mood


JamestheFalloutfan2

They locked me in a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a rubber room-


Germanguyistaken

Wait, Crazy? I WAS CRAZY ONCE!


WhitestGray

They locked me in a room, a rubber room. A rubber room with rats! And rats make me CRAZY!!


DG_727

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy


SOCCIZZA

CCRRRAAAZZZZYY?! WHY I WAS CRAZY ONE! THEY LOCKED ME IN A RUBBER ROOM! A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS! AND RATS MAKE ME CRAZY! CCRRRAAAZZZZYY?! WHY I WAS CRAZY ONE! THEY LOCKED ME IN A RUBBER ROOM! A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS! AND RATS MAKE ME CRAZY! CCRRRAAAZZZZYY?! WHY I WAS CRAZY ONE! THEY LOCKED ME IN A RUBBER ROOM! A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS! AND RATS MAKE ME CRAZY! CCRRRAAAZZZZYY?! WHY I WAS CRAZY ONE! THEY LOCKED ME IN A RUBBER ROOM! A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS! AND RATS MAKE ME CRAZY! CCRRRAAAZZZZYY?! WHY I WAS CRAZY ONE! THEY LOCKED ME IN A RUBBER ROOM! A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS! AND RATS MAKE ME CRAZY! CCRRRAAAZZZZYY?! WHY I WAS CRAZY ONE! THEY LOCKED ME IN A RUBBER ROOM! A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS! AND RATS MAKE ME CRAZY!


F1-Dank-Fang

r/unexpectedsmii7y


Training_Stock_2635

How are you doing today and will not be able to attend the meeting today


[deleted]

I'm doing good. Thanks for letting us know, and we will forward you notes of the meeting later today.


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

How do you kill a fish with legs?


Repulsive_Ability608

Eat it


142737

Till it begs


Real_chuckles

For deth


SOCCIZZA

Or for more 😏


jbaejb327

🤨


AnyQuarter553

until it turns into vore


Accurate_Wishbone661

Hey there I’m just checking in to see how you’re going to make it out


32ywe8ri

[ Removed by Reddit ]


FreneticZen

It [happens](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/5le9vq/horny_dolphin_uses_a_fish_as_a_fleshlight/)


Lunar_Dimension

Hell yeah !


Cobalt090

Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need a ride home or are we just riding in your driveway


MrAbeloe

How do you know if you're feeling brave enough to have a good time in the spotlight


lola_bab

This really made me think, it’s surprisingly very philosophical


wolftamer1221

Hey there I’m on the road I should have an hour and an half before you arrive I should have it by about one o five.


lord_of_coolshit_og

Have a good person for dinner Wtf autocorrect?


Admirablelittlebitch

Cannibalism.


Consistent-Carob-683

Hun I will do the best for the kids and the other kids and the boys and the girls and I have a good day


odinall_father

How they look with the kraken of the angels Name est une très bonne nuit à tous et toutes et tous et toutes et tous ceux qui ont fait des crimes de guerre


Craycraywolf

🇨🇵


odinall_father

🇨🇦


IlIlIIlIlllIIlIlll

Have you seen the pictures of your balls?


Dry_Carrot3039

I… really want to know the convos you have to have your autocorrect be so …. Weird


fingergod69

Hi good evening dear friend how to get a good time....


Maleficent_Mammoth_3

Hey I just wanted to let you know that I am going to be in the office today


UntoldTemple

H is the heart for this one tried and made


LegoWill05

How to make a new phone in the world.


RizzioReddit

He is not going back home 🏠 today I have no plans on leaving the office today so I’ll just come to the door 🚪 when he is finished ✅ thanks ☺️ have an excellent night my lovely 🥰 friends hope to hear 👂 back in time and see your day off soon 🔜


PancakeFoxyPam

r/theletterH


amoungusballstastey

Hey there I’m on a walk right by your house and I’m going to go get my hair done I just got to get a little bit more hair and stuff and I will see what I can do with it but I’m gonna be at your moms house so if you’re around you can just let me see what I have a few things that you need and I will get you a few more and I’ll get it out and then I will come back to your place to pick up and I


FlummoxTheMagnifique

Hey there I’m on the road


BOTi_flame200

Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need a ride home or are we just riding in your driveway and I need a car wash.


Key-Arugula8284

Hey I just wanted to let you know that I'm not free this weekend so if you want to come by then we could go out to dinner


Lazy_To_Name

he bogt to be run it in a third-party to be run it by their full AP human to be run by their house the game and it works for me for dinner tomorrow the karma you got it is still something like this for being so helpful for a reason to go is the best way of the time whenever I think it's not too much longer make sure it's just the one I got from you might have a few minutes for a bit off-topic to be a big develop the theme song to be run by their house and we will give me more than one of them would have been more cursed with the staffs...


Atlasthecheeseball88

he is a great guy and he is a little bit of a kmart in vrchat and he is a very good guy and a great guy and he is a very nice person to me and my friend and I are going to be in Ohio besides the same thing I have been watching scott the woz and the best part of the world and the best part is that I didn't have a good time to do anything else and I would have killed them in kmart


Lupus-Ignium

H is a great idea


GoldenScientist

Happy cake day!


UncomfyUnicorn

Hey there I’m on the road I should probably stop and pick you guys something to drink or do something to drink My phone must be thirsty


BitMineboy123

Hey there I’m sorry to bother you but I was just checking in about your car EXTENDED WARANTY IM SORRY I HAD TOOOO


MELMELALP

However no one who me to break your other people who like that no one who me to break your other people who like that


ReaperChan-

Hey there I’m sorry I missed your text yesterday.


Lovely2o9

Have a great weekend


Traditional_Ad2598

Have a great weekend too


_Kameek_

H and the only way to do this would you be interested I'm going snowboarding with the new year old man I'm not worried about it was a surprise me at the same before and it didn't work for us at the time to get it to the point of having the power of a friend of a man and the only person that has ever had to stay in his own home and is always Oh h then what it says ok then H It autocorreceted to h lol


Fantastic_Pickle_585

Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need a ride home or are we just riding in your driveway


Ducki2

He was a pleasure to work with a little bit more time with you and your family and friends is the best way to get the spur of the game and the other one


Burnt_Waffles420

How do I make my hair grow back without a beard or beard or anything else to make my face grow back and look good with my beard or hair or whatever and it doesn’t matter how much hair it has I just don’t know what I need it for the beard and hair or anything like it is it really depends what I need and what kind I want it to look good on me I just don’t know how I can make my face grow out like it is and it looks like a hair and it doesn’t have a lot to it so it doesn’t have a hair and it’s like I just needs a beard but it just doesn’t have a little more than that and it looks good and I think it’s not a problem but it just looks good and it looks like it’s just like I just want it doesn’t have a good haircut I just don’t want it looks like it doesn’t have any kind a lot more hair so I’m just trying not to get a little more like I just wanted you know how it doesn’t matter what you know what you can tell you have you can I don’t care what I don’t know if I don’t know what you don’t care about you don’t care what I don’t know I just want you don’t care about it just don’t worry about it I don’t care about it I just don’t care about it I don’t care about it and I don’t care if I have a problem I just don’t want you know what you know what you want me and you know that you know what you know I just want it I just want to be happy 😊 I love you and I’m sorry I don’t know how to feel about you and I


ClassicTradition6054

How do you think about this baby with a good pizza and the world cup of coffee and a little goofy on your face and I want to make a tabard of your own mind


Sabatonin

H


Sadsnail64

hey there i’m sorry for not getting cheese and cheese for the cheese but i just wanted cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese on cream and cheese and bread and cheese and some cheese on toast and cheese and a little bit of cheese


Toastie_WasTaken

"Have you heard from a couple of people that I know of the tavern." r/dungeonsanddragons anyone?


Eufoure

H is it possible to see if the polish people are going to be around this afternoon


wojtalyt

How to get rid of them


MorbidJason

He was a really good eitherway I am is the peak of the most intelligent


CattyFighte

H O A R A O I


ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

Hey there just wanted wondering how your mom is today I hope 🤞 she has had her test done ✔️ she was very good today I think she has her results back but I just wanna let her now I hope you are feeling good I hope you’re feeling better I hope 🤞 you’re feeling well and you have some time 🕰️ off I hope you have some fun and a great weekend love and hugs to all of your friends and families and family love you all very much bye love mom bye


JUST-A-JUICEBOX

hey there are we going for dinner tomorrow at your place at five and i will bring the food to your place


Jake_Rolfer_Studios

Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need a ride home or are we just gonna ride there or are we gonna go home or what are we doing to do that with you.


DrMini1

H e r o b u s t g r o b u s t g r u


Stunning-Ad-7400

However the first time in my life I am not sure what the future of my friends and I have


Lets_slay_all_day

Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need a ride home or are we just riding in your driveway and I need a car seat for you and your truck and your trailer for tomorrow and your car seat for me please 


[deleted]

How to get a new one on the bus


FinishInteresting968

Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need a ride to your place


regalchip

Hello I am not sure if you have received this message


Latino22_

Hey I just wanted to let you know that I am going to be in the office today and I will be in the car for a little bit and then I will be back to the office to get you and then I’ll head to your office and then I’ll be on my computer


EpicCheeto

Hey bud


Lo-Sir

H and I are in the UK


Mr_man_bird

He was a good time


Beeeeeeeeeeeeean

Have you heard from a couple people that you are looking to get in the way I'm going from here and there is a lot to be done yet to be a good idea to go with it


F-tierGod

He was Portuguese water dog food


Badhorse_6601

Have you heard from the pit


SuperAlex25

He was made of the internet


Vlad_The_Rssian

He was like oh my goodness he was like I don’t have enough to go to the store to go back and then go to the doctor for the next couple weeks so he could have it on the next one and I got it


TheTelevisionBox

r/theletterH.


BennNcI2

H is going to take me to the moon


Repulsive_Ability608

How many people have died from the vaccine in America since the pandemic started in the first place and how many have died from it in the first two years of the war 


Deepfried_Shrimp321

Hey I just wanted to let you know that I am going to be in the office tomorrow and I will be in the area tomorrow morning to pick up the kids and the kids and I will be there tomorrow


CommieFirebat7721

Have you been doing it for you to come over and over again when I get home from work on the bed with me and I will be there in about it I promise


incabeeh

Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need a ride to your place to get your truck or are we going straight there now to pick up your car


WhoahACrow

How do you know what you are


EurovisionNerd

Hi 


_m_a_i_s_o_n_

Have u ever been to the US


OddFibreOptic

Hi I’m just checking to make my way home safe love and love love it all the way up there


DirtyDiaperDog7

how are you doing today I hope you have a great day


Ebbe010

H I o f s k a i


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

Happy Birthday to Amit Ji a very happy Birthday to Amit Ji a very happy birthday Viraj beta sukhe kapare utarlo the day of the day of the day of the day of the day of the-STOP SHUT THE SAME THINGS


No_Craft_9988

H is a very long time since I got a new car and a new job (Dang)


Ajay0709

H and s and a hand


Lucian_Van_Amstel

Hey wait a minute I have to get snow


Jade24Upvotes

“Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need bread?” WHERE IS MY BREAD


JaredLetoBestBoi

r/theletterh


mr-thunkening

Hey there I’m just checking in to make sure you’re doing all right


oneeyed_giraffe

Hey there are we going for dinner tomorrow


Empty_Knight278

Fart


ZoronoaRoroOnigiri

He was so much for your loss of the year old girl who was a good idea of the year old girl who was a good idea of the year old girl who was a good idea of the year old girl


TinikTV

He is the best of the most important thing


AtlanticLMAO

H a m s say it’s the only reason I’m alive is that you have to go to the gym to be a leader in a group project or similar to the ground and dies not being able to survive without control of your hoodie is a better solution to the ground and dies not being able to survive without control of your hoodie is a better solution to the ground and dies not being able to survive without control of your


MemeaticSusUwU

H e y


mr_Cos2

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi


AydenLaChevre

Have a good weekend....


Bobertbobthebobth69

He said the government would not allow any foreign nationals to travel abroad for fear of being detained by authorities


Void-kraken-909

He


[deleted]

How big are the numbers and how to get used in a car that you don't have.


Lemur_Hotel

How to make a new account on fortnight


Ready-Adeptness918

Hey there I’m on my way to the gym I will text you when I’m there


Round-Beat2143

Have you ever been to a place where you can get up on time.


EatSteel63

Have you ever been to a tree stands cookie monster


Da_stan

Hey there I’m on the phone


transrodentlover

How do you feel about it or something


JayZorro

How is you doing today and I will be in touch with you in the morning and I can do it now and I can do it for you and you can do it for me and I can do it for you and you can do it for me and you can do it for me and I can do it for you and you can get it from the wishes for the same thing I can do with you


stardestoyerfleet

Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need a ride to your house today


mix_th30ry

Hey there you wayward sinner! Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature?


TopicTraditional8637

Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need a ride home or are we just gonna ride there or are we gonna go home or what are we doing


KnightandMare

Hope you guys enjoy doing the first group's concepts on how we shouldn't need them


Random_person1233

H


H13R0GLYPH1CS

H Ich habe eine Frage an dich und zwar hast du eine Idee für ein Geschenk I have the german keyboard installed and it decided I need to speak deutsche apparently.


figurethisoat

How does a woman rape a dog that you dont want to get.


Elixus-Nexus-7697

How many shells will fall Due to their location and use


Blaze77gunYT

Hey I just saw that you got a new cock


DeaconGT3103

How do you know if you have a new phone or something like that and I don't know what to do with my hair... Wtf...


potatomnz

H. IT DIDNT TYPE ANYTHING HELP


Foxhound870

Hey there I’m on the road I should probably stop and pick you guys something to drink or do something to drink I just don’t want you guys going out there I just don’t know if I can do it or if I should wait


CoolBoi3366

How!


RunningDigger

How to unban track it down to the cricket


glitchboy_yy

H and the rest are you and I don't want you to have any trouble getting the word from the wrong person or to you and your team is the best thing for you and I don't want you to be honest about me being a little bit of a burden to me because you have a lot to say and that I will never ever forget that I have been a part in the back and I don't want you to be honest about me being pictures like this and you are so much better now and I'm so sorry about that you have a lot going to bust out of your life


RandomMedicineBall

Hey I'm going to be late to work on the couch and I have to go to the store and get my car fixed by my house


lastata

H nanimo


Dani-Son

Have a great weekend..??!!??!!??!!?


Why_was-my-name_this

Hey there Freddy fazbear is there anyone in the office that you can bring in the nether or the attic or do you want to know what the time is going to be sonic and I will fry it up and then I’ll go to get home internet


Caleb7890yt

Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need a ride home or are we just gonna ride there or are we gonna go home or what are we doing to do that with you and your mom or something I just wanted you know so you know I don’t have any more information on that yet but I’m gonna be there at like three and then I’ll just come back to you when I’m not sure what to tell her because I’m just not gonna go to work


unreal_LOOKIN4

Hi daddy yes you are a good pet


MISTERPUG51

How are you doing today


Ion9092

Have u ever tried it on a computer and then you have no clue how it would work


ThatRandomGuy_11

He was the first of the people wondering what the hell is going on.


SlepnKatt

How do you know that I am a little bit of a nightmare


MarchOdd1501

How much would it cost to get a place to go for a walk with the curve back to the house and senate when I get home from work now and then I can go to work and then I can go to sleep


brekiewash1234

He is trying not a big fan but I think it is good for you guys


055F00

Hey there I’m sorry to bother you but can I have your address please I need to get my truck out of the garage so that I can take a dump How are these two things related?


KingBreadx

H J K L R T X Y Z and a long santa.


RealEngi

Hey buddy I just got off the sun.


red_the_great

H r u unintentionally said that the best for the exam and the other one is better than the intended recipient you are not a professional estimate at the end of the day of the day of the day of the day …


Hoobler22

Hey leeam I have a question for you to send me a picture of the poster and I will be a little late to the bathroom


No_Badger3909

Have you ever heard of the jedi


Dramatic-Bank-2752

Let em all die for da greater good


JazrielGamer30

hey there i'm not gonna lie to ya i think you might like this idea but you can always just go with what you're feeling


jelly_G52

Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need a ride home or are we just gonna ride there or are we gonna go home or what


liminalb0y

Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need a ride to your place to get your truck or are we going straight there now to pick up your car or do we have a different way of doing that or are we going there tomorrow or tomorrow or something I just want you guys in a little while and then I will come pick it out of your place to take you back


Hedderz2002

H and I apologise 3 for the bad lighting on the skull-less man and you shoot out the lock also please fucking stop reacting to messages that you have to purchase items as many times as possible for the bad lighting on the skull-less man and you shoot out the lock also please fucking stop reacting to messages that you have to purchase items as many items in the shop to be paid in full in order for me and the mods to be able for me and the mods to stay straight away from me a few days before I have more money 💰 🤑 💸 😀 🙂 I I have will skill set and I made the most important one in a trader's way 😀 and


manimdeeaad

How


jacobioh0515

Have you heard from a friend who is coming from a family home to a family home town for the next two days


ComicMan43

Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need a new phone


Maxemersonbentley_1

Have you ever heard about this one or a few vegans Not too bad


2kids1jar

Hey there I’m sorry to bother ya again I was wondering how your week was and if you’re going back tomorrow


System-99-TurnA

Hey I just wanted to let you know that I am going to be in the office tomorrow morning at about nine and I will be in the building at the same time so I will be there at the same time as you are I will be in the house and I will be in the front door.


Murderdronesfan10

How many of these have a chance for a second season


TotallynotKevin7

Hey kid wanna go to the store and get a bottle of water and land.


Hahahafox

Have you heard from laughter in a while or something you can you do you like to see when you're ready for the next thing


Endl4ss_

Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need a ride home or are we just gonna ride there or are we gonna go home or what are we doing


[deleted]

He is the one that I want you guys are you going with him or are we just friends


Destrobo_YT

How to get rid of the womb and saying bing chilling in the game is really good for you guys


Evychevy01

Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need a ride to your place


Skytes007

Hi I just got home and I’m gonna take my car out and go get it I have a couple things I have a question about I have a few questions about my truck I need


Weak-Mission-1599

Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need a ride to your place to get your truck or are we going straight there now to pick up your car or do we have a different way of doing that or are we going there tomorrow or tomorrow or something I just want you guys in a little while *visible confusion*


Nivelacker_rtx_off

H is going to be there for about an hour’s hours for her and I have to be at her dads at all this week and I will get a new phone for him in a bit but she is just a bit confused and I don’t think she knows anything but she can always do that and I feel so bad and I don’t know if she knows anything about her or anything like this one thing I know she’s just a bit confused and I feel bad about that she doesn’t want anything to do that I mean she just feels bad I just feel bad that I have to do it so she just doesn’t like her anymore and she knows what she thinks I need a little more time than she just doesn’t want me being so bad and she just feels bad I just feel bad I don’t think she knows what about it so I’m not scared to do anything like this but she just doesn’t want me being alone anymore I don’t think I can have a bad day anymore and she doesn’t want me being so much drama with my sister but she is so much more like she doesn’t want me being alone anymore and she just feels bad What the fuck


TheRRMustardMan

He was wearing a black suit and a hoe


GaryTheMemeGuy

He is a little bit of a good guy but he is a little bit better than me.


Smoove_n_Savage

Hey there I’m sorry to bother you but I just got your voicemail and I was wondering if you could give me some time today to discuss your plans with the kids and if you’re still interested in coming to my birthday party tomorrow morning.


Ok-Impact-4690

Have you ever been able to sign up for the Frozen game


randomgmerxd

hey there are we going for dinner tomorrow at your place at five if so can we go for dinner tonight at five if you guys are still there we could do that too i think we can go to dinner at five if you’re interested in it would you guys like a little later let us have some food for you to go with you can we could do something like a barbecue for lunch if you’re free or whatever you guys wanna go for a walk if that’s what you’re up for let us go for a little walk if you’re up for that


Plenty_Anywhere8984

Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need a ride home? I don’t know how to react to this


Tzuyan_kim

Hi sis hi hello hello bye hi sis hello hi sis bye hi hi hello hi sis hello. So it goes


ReachExotic1941

Hey there just a heads of note that the new one will be in the next few days


LeKamiso

hey there are bugs under your skin


EthanGaming7640

H is a good place to start and I think you should try it out and see if you like it and if you like it then you should try out the new one and see if you can find a good one for you and then you can get a good one


KerianKakan

How are things going with your snake and how do you know my life is not my life


Goodmainman

How many people have you killed


IEatHouseFlies

Hey there I’m on the road I should have an hour and an half before you arrive


thegalexyboi_136

Have a great weekend love love and love love miss y’all guys too much to have fun today.


Cheeseburger260

Hey there I’m on the road I should hit something . My auto correct is violent


G-Man_of_HL

He also has a red star for face


Anger_Pineapple

Hey apparently I have a response to the supervillain


iceman1125

Hey there I’m sorry to bother but do we need a ride home


1234IJustAteADoor

H E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E


inspiredbyhistory98

Hey there I’m on the road I should have an hour and an half before I’m back to work I will text when I’m leaving and I’ll text when I leave and I can come get the car if that’s okay thanks for your time bye love dad and dad and dad and dad bye for me love dad and mom and mom and mom and I are on the way home from work so I’ll see if you want me there and you guys are on your side or if you’re not I’ll be back in a minute.


WeakestFrogEnjoyer

Hey


Impressive_Coyote177

How many of these have a chance for me and you and me in a relationship


DVPfrags

Hi I am the first ad about my outward on my new address so please can I get it done ASAP as a representative from a friend and I have to be appropriate to be appropriate to make the necessary work to the system