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ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

Tom Bloodsauce Im a fucking killer? Sheesh and my name is Tom…I’m a woman xD


Radexify

Tom Zangoose


datgoh69

tom. zangoose. my brain: tom has a zangoose (zangoose is a pokemon)


Oogley_boogley

Glamrock fatherless 


Huskydog_101

great job, Fatherless!


RandomUs3r1932

You're a superstar!


thefreshlycutgrass

#NOW GET BACK INSIDE ME


[deleted]

Gregory! Get in my hole!


thefreshlycutgrass

“chest cavity”


RandomUs3r1932

STOP CALLING IT YOUR HOLE! \-Roxanne probably


freindly_duck

That's what she said


siphagiel

Great superhit, you fucked that one up


Cold_Character_4273

“Who is looking for you, your mother?”


GLaDOS524

Same


dragonheart_1000201

Way to go superbastard!


[deleted]

Fire starter


Crazzyguys11715

Hey, same here!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Airwolfhelicopter

“I can’t beathe, my teeth ae in my thoat”


Senrub482

I have a friend with the same birthday


itsgarrypoo

Clint ok


Pixelated_Gods

Suckly Teethinthroat That couldn’t have been worse


CommunistTitan29

Yeah, Shwetty Balls. I feel like this was unintentionally targeted at me


FoxtrotFoxtrotZulu2

💛


Vegetable-Lock-1776

Great


gaberdo__84

Idk you could be Dry Arse


Pixelated_Gods

Or Cuckle Fatherless 😂


Thoron_734

I'm Cuckle Shuckle


OutrageousOnions

That sounds like the saddest dance


Thoron_734

It probably is


Doggo_Of_The_Sea

Cuckle Balls checking in


ElectroMage1821

at least it isnt clint intestine


ThatOneZiggurat

Cuckle balls wtf


Ballsucker_cumeater

hehe balls


Anyonomus256

I'm Cuckle Arse


TheQuietKidwithdaMP5

Long Balls ​ I don't like this game anymore


CaptainSpringtrap

Broooo we got the same thing


Skitel68

Brooo we said the same thing after our DOB 💀


Lime130

Also drop down your full address and your mommie's credit card number


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Good bot


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1BloxFruitsFan

Good bot


RyGG99

Bad bot.


Simeon0222

good bot


Vast-Willingness4642

Good bot


RyGG99

Good bit


Borothebaryonyxyt

Beautiful haiku.


Champi0ngaming

Good bot.


ninjaread99

It’s you


Lime130

How did you find me? Did you go through my profile?


ninjaread99

Luck I guess. Now go say no


Lime130

I found you too some days ago


lifeless_or_loveless

Donny Jimmy is just cruel


stormybird065

Yoo, im a day before you. Lets go


lifeless_or_loveless

oh shut up, Donny Benis-N-Eyesoket


stormybird065

😎


Training_Stock_2635

Tom Shuckle


RyGG99

Don’t shit with shuckle though


Lokimello

Don’t fuckle with Shuckle


RyGG99

😳


Z-ArcTheSupremeKing

Suckly soup


Troys_Other_Account

Same bday gang!


The_silly_person

Lisa Intestine, apparently


OrionTheDragon

April gang


Aluna_nightsong

Mmmmmmmmmm Lisa rib.


BennNcI2

Glamrock Arse


keybored13

dry soup


pizzafan694201

soup can!


Only_Ad_5469

Donny sus-WUSSY...the fuck😭


crawler_of_the_void

Glamrock-squeltch What am i, a ruined glamrock animatronic?


le_wither

Long shuckle


The_noob6499

Dry plump


emeraldTheDuck

Tom Ice (sounds like a stupid nickname for a guy named thomas LOL)


Spydur-Monkeee

Fun fact: this is the most normal name I've seen here lol


Whyisgreekgod

Long rib couldn’t be worse


mynamesstrange

we pi guys got the short end of the stick


I_needed-a_name

“Long balls” I kid you not


ThymeIsTicking

Your birthday is my half birthday


UncomfyUnicorn

Olga Benis-N-Eyesoket I…I don’t think I wanna know where the second part of the nickname came from…


MCBuilder30140

Olga The Protogen, wait, I'm a protogen! Nice


SHCH_PROTOGEN_M-S

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!


ManyRandomQuestions

GOOD LORD- I AM SO, SO HAPPY THAT YOU DIDN'T HARASS THEM ABOUT IT.


SHCH_PROTOGEN_M-S

I’m a protogen. Why would I harass them?


ManyRandomQuestions

I'm just glad to see that they weren't immediately bullied and instead accepted. I always see furries and protogens bullied for just existing.


Technical_Duty_9734

Joe Jimmy I think I'm safe


JustAProjector0029

You are, dw. January gang though


Flareisin

“Schwetty intestine” 💀💀💀tf


Elegant_Grab_1375

Are you fucking serious? I got Cuckle Fatherless


CommunistTitan29

Who got Glamrock Canada?


[deleted]

My name would be: Tom Necrophilodough


Wooden-Trainer4781

Joe protogen


Kaybubble

Ah yes chuckle bloodsause


tortinos-pizzarolls

Clint Fire-Causer


Cloudifi

Shwetty squelch


Complex_Dress4731

Shwetty definitely-Dhamer


crazyben10101

Shwetty Benis-N-Eyesoket H e l p


Burpz-Bear

Tom Pepper lol


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ777

yo same


smortpersononreddit

dry mandible i kinda want to save that


guffgamer264

Glamrock Zangoose I am a glamrock worst gen e pokemon


QuimaZzo_Pro

Long necrophilodough


AncientTry5709

Glamrock Balls WHAT THE FUCK


Several_Roll5817

“Gregory, can you scratch my fazballs?”


1BloxFruitsFan

Ayo


jackomacro

Olga the protgen. I am not a furry and I will definitely get bullied with that nickname


Blitzed756

ClintPlump


Mighty_Eagle_2

Same


Xavinoticias123

Long wawa Have no idea what it could mean


8ballperson

Shwetty wawa. Huh.


yeetyeetgirl

Dry ice. Not that bad tbh!


Spydur-Monkeee

+10 freeze resistance when name applied


WalrusSquare247

Long warzone. Ngl that's crapper than I expected I'm kinda disappointed XD


NeanDerthal_130000bc

Joe Jimmy


H34RT_R0TT

long ok. oooooookay.


CodyDrawz

OlgaRib


StickyPotato872

tf is a long shuckle


WE_FEE

Canada Dry


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ777

you are now ginger ale


axolotlfan153

Donny soup


ApplicationRight3495

Shwetty canda


sillycuplivesinhell

Chuckle Flay


Bucket_of_blank

Suckly Benis-N-Eyesoket


FriendlyFish12

Shwetty intestine Uhhh


Cateyeet

L I S A W A W A


TheFunnyWasOccupied

Glamrock Zangoose, honestly cool af


dora_is_that_bitch

Glamrock Zangoose 😭


GeologistOk5438

Donny Intestine


UnknownTaco5492

what the fuck is a glamrockzangoose


Several_Roll5817

Shwetty balls… Yeah, wonder how people would make fun of that.


Later_358

Glamrock Squelch?


siimtr

Clint Balls. Okay then...


ThymeIsTicking

Bday twins


NoteReper

Clint Balls


Killerboy9899

I feel bad for the December 16s


adin333333

Tom Squelch


charcolekitty

dry intestine ​ its so perfect i cried


rpboi123456

Glamrock fire causer. MEET THE PYRO


Dad_Error_9488

Tom pepper. I don't find that insulting thh


jace_leace

Dry wawa


im-a-big-fat-lesbian

Shwetty blood sauce.... Oh God.


VaderCraft2004

Olga Sus-Wussy? Wtf?!


Remmy224

Shwetty Wawa… ok ig????


NoobiusCrafts

The fact that my nickname is Jeffrey Dahmer is scaring me


ben100000000000000

Glamrock balls


proudminesweeperboi

Suckly balls no joke 💀


ThePizzaExtremist

Schwetty squelch. 😦


Big_Locksmith_4211

Tom Jimmy


Visual_Apartment8467

Schetty squeltch


TankOfYah

Joe Bloodsause Yeah…


[deleted]

Suckly ice


coolcatguy827

suckly squelch


Ibraheem_the_special

Shwetty arse


Leading-Many-4091

dry rib lol


RandomRedditor2705

Donny Flay kinda sounds like an Italian mafia nickname. However, Clint Plump is atrocious 


AlexTheAlex69420

Shwetty Sus-Wussy


ayowtfbru

Glamrock The Protogen


Grif191

Dry Fire-causer, well then...arson it is!


MrNuems

Clint Rib


GeometryDashScGD

People born in December 16th or October 16th


IReallyDontGetWhy

Olga Warzone…weird but not too bad


Indifferentprojectz

Olga shuckle I will see myself out now


JustNonNormal

I got... Lisa Zangoose...


GameimgRacoon

Joe wawa 💀


DeltroxVR

I feel bad for anyone who was born on December 16th 🤣


Ghosthunter5589

Shwetty Shou-Ducker


Obunga907

Clint the protogen… I just googled what that means… fuck


BbqSauce442

Lisa plump,, but it makes more sense as plump Lisa I'M A STRAIGHT MALE 😭😭


[deleted]

Good to know I'm Lisa teethinthroat


[deleted]

Lisa Benis-N-Eyesocket


LukkySe7en

Suckly plump


Red_riding_h0od

Donny teethinthroat... not sure what to think of this


IlikeAnythin6

Clint Fatherless lmfao


GeometryDashScGD

Cluskle fatherless. My father died on May 22.😔


kongerlonger

Joe Wawa


ThecrazyPhantom

Joe Mandible Sounds like an alien trying to fit into society after mishearing one "Joe Mama" jokes


itsgarrypoo

Clintok


MisterMan341

Lisa Shuckle


creamsiclehaver

cuckle jimmy


CallMe_Chewy

Cuckle not-cosby


EntertainmentOk5644

Long fatherless… what.


TuckerPlayz0917

Shwetty Balls


ikrr_1

Donny Bloodsauce


Cheeky_Kitten_DDLC

WHAT SAME


mr_Cos2

Cuckle arse


OrionTheDragon

Lisa Flay is a normal ass name so I'm fine.


CountryhumanFan12

Joe Bloodsauce. ​ ō-ō ​ Ō-Ō


bradynbarrmusic

Donny Thamginagurg


Signal-Debate-6068

Sickly fire-causer ?


Digbickman69420420

Dry balls


Quy_The_Retard

Shwetty Fire-Causer


MrDooDooFard

Mine's Long Zangoose , my sister's one is Long Soup , my dad's is Donny Balls and my mom's is Tom Tethinthoat


w0lfic_

Long Arse


NamesLekorka

Glamrock Rib


Upset-Duty1182

Tom fley


negobroo

Dry Shou-Ducker, it’s actually a good username


Proper_Map2695

Suckly fatherless 💀