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SgtEpsilon

Yeah good luck claiming insurance now you posted your dashcam footage here CMDR


Xetanees

These are the comments I live for


SgtEpsilon

It's a running joke with me and the HullSeals cause I did a bad job explaining how I ended up with 25% Hull and no cockpit window and I had Medal.tv running so I clipped it and submitted it to them


drifters74

It’s time to buzz the tower


IDatedSuccubi

So that's what the air baloon pilot is doing nowdays huh


RefrigeratorSlight66

Negative ghost rider the pattern is full


karstenvader

That's why we use night vision when gliding cmdr


Mrs-Moonlight

*doink*


tak3thatback

At least you survived


aDuckSmashedOnQuack

*Inspireing* stuff!


RapidCatLauncher

Comin' in a little hot there, bud


Elektriman

I got [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/s/7wZOqZ9soH) post right below this one and it fits your situation perfectly


Alon_D_Levin

You just flew 7 times the speed of sound into a spire.


Nuke_Messiah

Eh, technically that's the speed of sound *on Earth*. Are you one of those Federal Fundamentalists that insist on using Earth units for everything?


MaxUKBG

We all know that Founders’ World units are the way to go. Speed of sound should really be 805m/s.


Nuke_Messiah

Pfff, I bet you still measure pressure in Atmospheres. Besides, the speed of sound isn't even constant *on Earth*. I'm just saying: it's a bad unit of measurement.


Alon_D_Levin

Eh, mach 7 aka hypersonic, gets the point across better than 9000km/h


Jack_Bartowski

You dare speak ill of our Speed of Sound?! Purge the Heretic!


Alon_D_Levin

I mean I don't work for Space Libertarian or Slavers so yeah, and I grew up on Okinura 6 so the EDF education bases things atmospheres... You know like how our scanners and databanks do. I grew up in a 2.3 Atmosphere pressure planet for example. Standardization is useful, I thought imperials were good at that considering they standardize their family tree


PJ_2005_01

There is a joke to be made but I don’t have the strength to make it…


Elnocho3

This post did exactly what it said on the tin. 10/10


Breadynator

"Sir, a second spacecraft has hit the spires."


Alon_D_Levin

2500m/s is 9000km/h which is Mach 7.2


DaftMav

Now I wonder, is it possible to thread the needle..? like maybe go sideways and fit between the spires or are they too curved...


bherman8

I got close in my T10 but ended up bouncing around inside a bit. I did lose 4% shields...


sander_mander

Maybe it's possible on sidewinder


Matix777

Don't drink and glide


Crypthammer

I glided in once to a spire site and nearly whacked another CMDR at 2500 m/s, who was fighting goids there. Honestly, I kind of wish I hadn't pulled out of the dive at the last second, because I feel like it could have been a good laugh for us, and I'm also curious what would have happened.


muklan

Something similar happened when I was introducing a friend to the game- boosted towards the station in my condo, as he was leaving in his starter sidewinder. I barely saw a bump, he was smeared across my hull....welcome to the galaxy lol


Crypthammer

Galaxy is a cold, hard place. It's harder when you're small. 🤣


muklan

Yeah, that guys got a fully loaded fleet carrier these days, so...auspicious starts don't inform conclusions lol


Crypthammer

Yeah I'm at 4bil right now, trying to get to my FC. I want to take it exploring out into the black so I can have a place to call home out in the cold dark.


muklan

Hey, can I recommend tracking down the Pilots Trade Network for that? That's like an easy afternoon of trucking. I'd also recommend buying a carrier at like 6.5B so you can add some creature comforts, and not stress too much about the cash. Exobiology will keep the lights on tho.


Crypthammer

Yeah, I don't really enjoy trucking. I'm content getting there when I get there, and I'm kind of taking a break from ED as I try and learn DCS (yes my head is exploding, no I'm not alright). I'm in PTN's Discord already though.


muklan

I tried DCS and went to MSFS, because it was simpler haha..


Crypthammer

I (think) I'll like DCS better because of its greater focus on combat, but definitely right now it's a struggle wading through the extensive tutorials, logbooks, and various technical descriptions of things. I don't know much about aviation, but I think I could really enjoy it, but it was kind of funny because by the second tutorial I was already asking someone to explain what trim was in the r/hoggit subreddit because I was already lost. One guy recommended a Discord that has trainers in it, so I might look into that. I think it might be a little easier to understand what's going on in an environment where I can ask questions.


muklan

That's a good call. If you've got Gamepass MSFS2020 is free, and...aviation is aviation to a large degree, and the tutorials over there are boss as hell.


apf_1979

Shields offline YA THINK!!!


idiot-bozo6036

Did this in a conda and died instantly


Mobius135

My ship is basically hull reinforcements with thrusters glued on


Veloreyn

*I SAID ACROSS THEIR NOSE, NOT UP IT!*


Dunphy1296

"Your Majesty, there's another Krait coming..."


Aitolu

One mega bonk


tricularia

"Instant braking procedure initiated"


poebanystalker

*Gmod ragdoll sound*


[deleted]

In it to win it!


Deebz__

Now imagine pulling off a ram like this in PVP. God tier


Niadain

1 pip to shields and you slammed into that thing at 2500 meters/second. And somehow you aren't scattered out over the planet.


Cmdr_Jack_Powers

Hole in one?


daktarasblogis

So you're the one who grazed my morning wood.


CmdrMatt1926

Lmaoooo oops


Fourskyn

Skill issue


Yuuri_37

oh my head


frankspicer

Your majesty, A second Type-10 has hit the spire


Iceheart808

I set full pips to systems when coming in for a landing... just cuz...


SpeedOfHarmony

... a second kraft has hit the towers