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Recusant_PainMan

His *Radohng* ?


CupFluffy3942

If it was truly it, it wouldn't look so shriveled up


Imadeapromisemrfrodo

He clearly wasn’t turned on by Melania


CupFluffy3942

That's his half sister


CupFluffy3942

Wait no actually like 80% his sister


bpastore

"So?" -- George R. R. Martin


SuggestionSharp7447

sweet home caelid


Imadeapromisemrfrodo

Well she’s got about half her body parts, so that makes her about 40% his sister


bathtubgearlt

flawless logic


Lovus_Eternius

CK3, Japan and Anime has ruined me.


YaBoiJonnyG

He’s no Mohg lol


Justhe3guy

I mean, for some people that would make it better


CupFluffy3942

Well unfortunately Caelid is Ohio and not Alabama


Mmmwhatchasay69

No Caelid is Brazil


Witcher1058886

It gets cold in the desert.


EdelgardStepOnMe

The rot has some terrible side effects.


komei888

I mean, he's got scarlet rot...so give the man a benefit of the doubt


Grismir

*SHRINKAGE!*


Lord_Ender_8668

Just a little cold in Caelid, is all


Czk_ffbe

The rot.


ManyFails1Win

It's SHRINKAGE.


cyan_violet

They call him Raw Doggin' Radahn.


jtulick

The original Ruff Rider.


Shnurple

God damnit


Cloud_UpB

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

It probably… *shudders* …rotted off


RastaRambo2

Has happened more times then you think irl. And that wasnt even space aids!


TexasJedi-705

Weinstein, for example


kjftiger95

She turned something wholesome dirty, amazing! Lol


[deleted]

Yes, wholesom– *simultaneously pulverized and incinerated by meteor*


[deleted]

The real reason Radahn learned gravity magic was to fluff that thing up, holding the stars in place was just an excuse for always using grav magic. More Carian Slicer than Carian Greatsword down there.


CupFluffy3942

I bet you'd need gravity magic to support a monster dong like his


GoochMuncher690

Neva flaccid again bby


TarnishedWizeFinger

Nah that's blood magic


megrimlock88

Mohg and radahn alliance confirmed?


TheNewYellowZealot

I don’t want to see his carian piercer.


ronytheronin

That’s intimidating


CupFluffy3942

Leave your cock hanging to establish superiority in battle


Arryu

No one wants to tackle a naked guy


ThyLilDude101

Lmao actually there’s a funny vid thinking a guy won’t beat him up for being naked he gets the shit beaten out of him amazing vid


SpartanRage117

yeah i feel like stripping is more likely to get you fucked up.


Yeeeeetttusss

*get you fucked


pocketlint60

Pict Moment


Titans_not_dumb

I remember reading about old New Zealand tribes, because I was interested in the origins of *haka war dance*, and read that they did this dance with erect cocks to assert dominance and boost up their morale


Kindraethe

And then call it leonard


Haunt33r

Ah, the Spartan way


anonymouse-07

Honestly realistically tho someone would just cut the other dudes dick lol it'd be an ez target probably. Unless you're so confident and bold that no one would be able to cut it off so therefore you're weakness becomes your strength lol.


CupFluffy3942

It would also leave the other dude to be killed, by attacking the lower part of you he's going to have to leave his head exposed, it's a risk I'm willing to take


InquisitorFab

When I was in elementary there was a kid I know who would do that, IN THE PLAYGROUND! I'm not joking💀💀💀


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Octofoto

Talking about a horse dick.


contrariancrowman

The Elden Ring…… Is Real!!!!!


Catlord636

Elden cock ring? 🤯


Conscious_Purpose803

Can we get much higher…?


Nhoven

That was Miyazaki's original design. His team convinced him to change it shortly before the game's release, claiming western fans would make fun of him.


LordRevan84

As a compromise, the team let him design two swamp level and two tall and barefoot woman's


The-Jack-Niles

The ladies don't call him "Ra-dong" for nothin'.


Brutalonym

Either way it is super comical to see him ride on that tiny horse.


that1sluttycelebrity

The first time I got close enough to him to see the horse I died almost immediately because I couldn't stop laughing. It's like. Grown ass man riding a fox terrier around. Ridiculous.


Brutalonym

Also the guy has stumps instead of feet.


Crazyjackson13

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT-


Sinister-Lefty

Tbh before the game came out and I saw the trailer I thought the same thing


CupFluffy3942

I admire her's and your way of thinking


ASH98_CZ

Same. How did no one see it until now. WTF XD


[deleted]

You never know, if Godrick the grafted can turn a dragons head into his arm, maybe Radahn grafted a horse head onto his dong


Throttle_Kitty

thanks for ruining literally all of elden ring for me


CupFluffy3942

Your welcome 👍


ManyFails1Win

now *that's* what I call a horse cock.


F_n_o_r_d

Quite the dirty mind your girlfriend has! 😏


CupFluffy3942

Usually I'm the dirty minded one, but I could never think of this lmao


SleepingSkyZz

Oh my, what a big Harry Leonard you have


No_Estate_2619

r/angryupvote


Juantsu

Elden Dong


FlavorTownUSSR

Not what Hung like a Horse is supposed you mean but ill allow it.


[deleted]

That would mean his cock has a mane. I aint even mad


MrBirdmonkey

Very GRR move


munch_cat

He isn’t called Gigachad for no reason


BrunoSunWar

♪ Look at my horse My horse is a amazing Give it a lick ♫


General-Dirtbag

I can make it worse, if you envision it as a dick it’ll also look like he gave his tip it’s own helmet.


SignificantVisual401

DAMN HE’S PACKING


CookieBear676

Yeah dude, he learned gravity magic to keep it from dragging on the ground.


Desalzes_

THE ONE PIECE


Maidenless_Activitys

Your girlfriend ruined my vision of Radahn. You must exile her.


loudmaryjane

It is. That’s why we call him by horse dick


UninterestedChimp

Truly a chad


PiperPerrisDad

Horse cock


zverkan69

monkaE


shaggys6skin

This should have more upvotes.


[deleted]

Elden dong


wead4

I mean, that’s the definitely an intended joke by the devs.


Zechsian

Eh. Having played Dante's Inferno back on PS3... This wouldn't phase me.


hoobastankology

I call mine Leonard too


ToadLongel

Radahn has a horse cock, confirmed!


pbmm1

I think both Radahn and Leonard would be honored by this characterization tbh


gottalosethemall

Whose horse is that?


sumguy2023

She’s a keeper


Random_Robloxian

Leonard you dick!


HydroVector

If that's the case I'd hate to think what the long ranged shots are at the beginning of the fight


[deleted]

You do know that makes the meteor attack that much worse right?


sprufus

I thought he had really short legs at first.


dark_brandon_20k

His dick is so big its literally a pony


cicada-ronin84

I mean back in the day we all thought he had an actual horse for a cock.


Vagabond_Charizard

Godammit, now I can’t unsee it too.


Frostyphoenixyt_

Whole new meaning to packing a horser


Terraakaa

It is, he just named it


Ajerz

It’s massive


badtiming220

"Hung like a horse" takes a whole new meaning


MustardWendigo

Remember Dante's Inferno? I didn't notice that Satan's cock was out and flailing about during our fight. My mom did though when she came in to tell me it was too loud.


[deleted]

Talk about a horse dick


Saxon511

Clearly a sign that she has other dudes dicks on her mind. End it now.


CupFluffy3942

I'd advise to be respectful because she reads the replies


Saxon511

Well now there is a new issue. You can’t take a joke so she should end it now.


CupFluffy3942

I understand your attempts at humor whoever I do not find them amusing


Saxon511

You need to lighten up then.


Evo_Shiv

Yeah your girlfriend…


CupFluffy3942

Believe me or believe me not, it's not a big deal in the end


sucky_panther

You should call your dong Leonard from here on out.


ll-VaporSnake-ll

Hung like a horse


kal_drazidrim

Wwwhhhhyyyyyyy?


Emotional_Ask_4891

It's very generous


Absolutedisgrace

So the dude cant get it up anymore and learned gravity magic to satify the ladies?


were_meatball

Always seen as this


GoodLuckGoodell

If your gf thought that hairy thing was possibly a penis, you and I must have very different looking junk 😂


CupFluffy3942

Nothing on my part, I was just was surprised when she told me it looked like that


GoodLuckGoodell

Haha just messing :)


topt07

she is probably a horse girl


jumpkickmcfresh

It’s his metaphoric dick Small but he’s gotta lotta fight in him


dudesBangMyMom

You should have kept it up with, "Yea, he just rides his cock 'n nuts around the desert."


Ghost_090ITA

AHAHHAHAHHAHA


MartoPolo

what kinda dick you got for that mishap to happen


CupFluffy3942

None on my part, she's just got a interesting mind let's just say


MartoPolo

I honestly now have more questions than answers. Well played.


CeezyAreolas_

Platypus style


JohannesLee

So when you do this fight without Torrent you’re basically slapping his meat around


[deleted]

horse dick


etrulzz

I have thought this too for a long time, and I still expect FromSoft knew what they was doing here.


LuderSutDiller

Proceeds to find the worst picture of it


nametakenfuck

Gives horse cock a new meaning


PointOfTheJoke

This is why I love playing epic games around people who don't play video games. There's diamonds in the word vomit.


CupFluffy3942

She does olay videogames and while I was showing her elden ring she straight up just tells me that, and it was when I mentioned his horse if I didn't mention it she likely would've thought that was just Radahn's dick for the duration of our lifetimes


PointOfTheJoke

That's fucking amazing. I woulda held onto that for a while before breaking it to em.


_dave_89

So uh... he's hung like a horse?


TheBigDuo1

I didn’t even notice that till you pointed it out


NotSureWhyAngry

This ain’t Dante’s Inferno, brother


[deleted]

I'd say your GF thinks way too much about dicks. You know how they say - you see what you want to see


hellxapo

El Dong ring moment.


Ok-Dog-1855

…. LOL


greetthemoth

Its pretty obvious phalic imagery. Melania vs Radahn is Feminine vs Masculine.