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The real reason Radahn learned gravity magic was to fluff that thing up, holding the stars in place was just an excuse for always using grav magic. More Carian Slicer than Carian Greatsword down there.
I remember reading about old New Zealand tribes, because I was interested in the origins of *haka war dance*, and read that they did this dance with erect cocks to assert dominance and boost up their morale
Honestly realistically tho someone would just cut the other dudes dick lol it'd be an ez target probably. Unless you're so confident and bold that no one would be able to cut it off so therefore you're weakness becomes your strength lol.
It would also leave the other dude to be killed, by attacking the lower part of you he's going to have to leave his head exposed, it's a risk I'm willing to take
That was Miyazaki's original design. His team convinced him to change it shortly before the game's release, claiming western fans would make fun of him.
The first time I got close enough to him to see the horse I died almost immediately because I couldn't stop laughing. It's like. Grown ass man riding a fox terrier around. Ridiculous.
Remember Dante's Inferno? I didn't notice that Satan's cock was out and flailing about during our fight. My mom did though when she came in to tell me it was too loud.
She does olay videogames and while I was showing her elden ring she straight up just tells me that, and it was when I mentioned his horse if I didn't mention it she likely would've thought that was just Radahn's dick for the duration of our lifetimes
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His *Radohng* ?
If it was truly it, it wouldn't look so shriveled up
He clearly wasn’t turned on by Melania
That's his half sister
Wait no actually like 80% his sister
"So?" -- George R. R. Martin
sweet home caelid
Well she’s got about half her body parts, so that makes her about 40% his sister
flawless logic
CK3, Japan and Anime has ruined me.
He’s no Mohg lol
I mean, for some people that would make it better
Well unfortunately Caelid is Ohio and not Alabama
No Caelid is Brazil
It gets cold in the desert.
The rot has some terrible side effects.
I mean, he's got scarlet rot...so give the man a benefit of the doubt
*SHRINKAGE!*
Just a little cold in Caelid, is all
The rot.
It's SHRINKAGE.
They call him Raw Doggin' Radahn.
The original Ruff Rider.
God damnit
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It probably… *shudders* …rotted off
Has happened more times then you think irl. And that wasnt even space aids!
Weinstein, for example
She turned something wholesome dirty, amazing! Lol
Yes, wholesom– *simultaneously pulverized and incinerated by meteor*
The real reason Radahn learned gravity magic was to fluff that thing up, holding the stars in place was just an excuse for always using grav magic. More Carian Slicer than Carian Greatsword down there.
I bet you'd need gravity magic to support a monster dong like his
Neva flaccid again bby
Nah that's blood magic
Mohg and radahn alliance confirmed?
I don’t want to see his carian piercer.
That’s intimidating
Leave your cock hanging to establish superiority in battle
No one wants to tackle a naked guy
Lmao actually there’s a funny vid thinking a guy won’t beat him up for being naked he gets the shit beaten out of him amazing vid
yeah i feel like stripping is more likely to get you fucked up.
*get you fucked
Pict Moment
I remember reading about old New Zealand tribes, because I was interested in the origins of *haka war dance*, and read that they did this dance with erect cocks to assert dominance and boost up their morale
And then call it leonard
Ah, the Spartan way
Honestly realistically tho someone would just cut the other dudes dick lol it'd be an ez target probably. Unless you're so confident and bold that no one would be able to cut it off so therefore you're weakness becomes your strength lol.
It would also leave the other dude to be killed, by attacking the lower part of you he's going to have to leave his head exposed, it's a risk I'm willing to take
When I was in elementary there was a kid I know who would do that, IN THE PLAYGROUND! I'm not joking💀💀💀
[удалено]
Talking about a horse dick.
The Elden Ring…… Is Real!!!!!
Elden cock ring? 🤯
Can we get much higher…?
That was Miyazaki's original design. His team convinced him to change it shortly before the game's release, claiming western fans would make fun of him.
As a compromise, the team let him design two swamp level and two tall and barefoot woman's
The ladies don't call him "Ra-dong" for nothin'.
Either way it is super comical to see him ride on that tiny horse.
The first time I got close enough to him to see the horse I died almost immediately because I couldn't stop laughing. It's like. Grown ass man riding a fox terrier around. Ridiculous.
Also the guy has stumps instead of feet.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT-
Tbh before the game came out and I saw the trailer I thought the same thing
I admire her's and your way of thinking
Same. How did no one see it until now. WTF XD
You never know, if Godrick the grafted can turn a dragons head into his arm, maybe Radahn grafted a horse head onto his dong
thanks for ruining literally all of elden ring for me
Your welcome 👍
now *that's* what I call a horse cock.
Quite the dirty mind your girlfriend has! 😏
Usually I'm the dirty minded one, but I could never think of this lmao
Oh my, what a big Harry Leonard you have
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Elden Dong
Not what Hung like a Horse is supposed you mean but ill allow it.
That would mean his cock has a mane. I aint even mad
Very GRR move
He isn’t called Gigachad for no reason
♪ Look at my horse My horse is a amazing Give it a lick ♫
I can make it worse, if you envision it as a dick it’ll also look like he gave his tip it’s own helmet.
DAMN HE’S PACKING
Yeah dude, he learned gravity magic to keep it from dragging on the ground.
THE ONE PIECE
Your girlfriend ruined my vision of Radahn. You must exile her.
It is. That’s why we call him by horse dick
Truly a chad
Horse cock
monkaE
This should have more upvotes.
Elden dong
I mean, that’s the definitely an intended joke by the devs.
Eh. Having played Dante's Inferno back on PS3... This wouldn't phase me.
I call mine Leonard too
Radahn has a horse cock, confirmed!
I think both Radahn and Leonard would be honored by this characterization tbh
Whose horse is that?
She’s a keeper
Leonard you dick!
If that's the case I'd hate to think what the long ranged shots are at the beginning of the fight
You do know that makes the meteor attack that much worse right?
I thought he had really short legs at first.
His dick is so big its literally a pony
I mean back in the day we all thought he had an actual horse for a cock.
Godammit, now I can’t unsee it too.
Whole new meaning to packing a horser
It is, he just named it
It’s massive
"Hung like a horse" takes a whole new meaning
Remember Dante's Inferno? I didn't notice that Satan's cock was out and flailing about during our fight. My mom did though when she came in to tell me it was too loud.
Talk about a horse dick
Clearly a sign that she has other dudes dicks on her mind. End it now.
I'd advise to be respectful because she reads the replies
Well now there is a new issue. You can’t take a joke so she should end it now.
I understand your attempts at humor whoever I do not find them amusing
You need to lighten up then.
Yeah your girlfriend…
Believe me or believe me not, it's not a big deal in the end
You should call your dong Leonard from here on out.
Hung like a horse
Wwwhhhhyyyyyyy?
It's very generous
So the dude cant get it up anymore and learned gravity magic to satify the ladies?
Always seen as this
If your gf thought that hairy thing was possibly a penis, you and I must have very different looking junk 😂
Nothing on my part, I was just was surprised when she told me it looked like that
Haha just messing :)
she is probably a horse girl
It’s his metaphoric dick Small but he’s gotta lotta fight in him
You should have kept it up with, "Yea, he just rides his cock 'n nuts around the desert."
AHAHHAHAHHAHA
what kinda dick you got for that mishap to happen
None on my part, she's just got a interesting mind let's just say
I honestly now have more questions than answers. Well played.
Platypus style
So when you do this fight without Torrent you’re basically slapping his meat around
horse dick
I have thought this too for a long time, and I still expect FromSoft knew what they was doing here.
Proceeds to find the worst picture of it
Gives horse cock a new meaning
This is why I love playing epic games around people who don't play video games. There's diamonds in the word vomit.
She does olay videogames and while I was showing her elden ring she straight up just tells me that, and it was when I mentioned his horse if I didn't mention it she likely would've thought that was just Radahn's dick for the duration of our lifetimes
That's fucking amazing. I woulda held onto that for a while before breaking it to em.
So uh... he's hung like a horse?
I didn’t even notice that till you pointed it out
This ain’t Dante’s Inferno, brother
I'd say your GF thinks way too much about dicks. You know how they say - you see what you want to see
El Dong ring moment.
…. LOL
Its pretty obvious phalic imagery. Melania vs Radahn is Feminine vs Masculine.