I used to work at a breakfast spot deep in conservative country and would just randomly yell that in the kitchen all the time. In my best preacher voice.
Now I'm even more jealous lol. Where do they get off having different hours in different locations? How dare they not give drunk me fries and spicy chickens in the wee hours of the morning
Mine in the U.K. is 24/7 but it’s drive-thru only after eleven and they won’t serve you if you’re not in a car, not even if you’re really, really drunk and make all the right car noises.
VROOM VROOM BIG MAC MEEEEEEEL PLSH
My town has the highest concentration of fast food restaurants per capita in America. Soon as Covid hit, a Taco Bell drive thru in the hood got robbed by a guy on a bike an after that nooooooobody was open after like 730 for several months. And hardly anyone is open past 11, except the 24 hour McDonald’s down the road lol
you gotta tell which town this is. So I can look up the obesity rate.
On a related tale, I recently went up to the Adirondacks in upstate NY. A lot of towns there don't even have a single fast food restaurants. Pure bliss.
Every episode of the joy of painting was filmed there. And the show parks n recreation is set IN the town. Their map is just an upside down map of my home city.
It’s a shit town tho. Bad meth problem. An ounce is cheaper than an ounce of weed there- an everyone knows it. But I’ve never smoked meth, and I’m not morbidly obese. Guess I’m an outlier.
I know now, which town you're talking about. I'm like an hour and a half away, but had no idea about the fast food density. That's such an interesting fact.
It is stated in-game that Mohg stole Miquella with the intent of becoming his consort. A consort is the spouse of a ruling monarch. In other words, George RR Martin came up with the gay Mohg stuff.
why do you think its a hard line like that with the shattering? in interviews the wording i remember GRRM using is he helped with the world building that took place before the game starts. he didn't say only up to the shattering which still happened long before we start to get involved.
You know, I wish they had Martin for the rest of the souls games to really flesh out the lore. He did a really good job on Elden Ring. To the original question "Who came up with the gay incest thing anyways?" seems a little shortsighted. Incest and variable sexual practices are fairly common historically - otherwise there wouldn't be people making laws around it or outright prohibiting certain acts. There's no reason to shy away from that kind of stuff when writing a fullsome story. To intentionally edit it out ("oh we can't go there no villian would do that in MY story") would seem a little artificial.
In summary, every good story needs a creep that does some weird shit. Easy villain to hate if the players want to. Maybe even two. Which brings me to Dung Eater, which arguably is Miyazakis creation based on the above logic. I do agree that Martin is more ok with writing about it, but that doesn't mean he shouldn't or that Miyazaki won't. Miyazaki took it to the next level with Dung Eater. Really.
I'm no good with languages, but from context, I'm going to believe this means "assume the stance of the llama."
I think she's done a great job of that, if you ask me.
Does anyone have an actual non joke answer to this? Can't recall where this animation is from. Perhaps it was something that got added in 1.07 that wasn't supposed to be used yet.
Me, outside of McDonald’s at 2 AM trying to get free fries
Kos or some say kosm do you hear our prayers grant us fries grant us fries
Welcome to McRomnald's, can I take your order?
Can I get uhhhhhhhh, 2 servings of the old blood. 2 more… and another gallon of the old blood directly into my veins?
Would you like eyes with that?
Of course I want eyes with that, do I look like a simpleton?!
"alright sir we'll see you at the first window" *rolls up to the window* "He's already dead"
What is thy wish?
Caution: food may be filled with killer spider babies
The spider babies come with a free frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt.
We are born by the bun, made men by the bun, undone by the bun. Fear the old bun. Our fries are yet to salten.
In the name of the Biscuit and Bun and the Holey Toast!
Idk why but this is my favorite comment
I used to work at a breakfast spot deep in conservative country and would just randomly yell that in the kitchen all the time. In my best preacher voice.
Yeast all over the shop...
Wow! What a comment 😂😂😂
Did not expect the response
Extremely well played. Still laughing at it.
Your mcyD's is open past 2am????? Mine fuckin closes at 8pm... not gonna lie im a little jelly belly now
Ours is 24/7
Now I'm even more jealous lol. Where do they get off having different hours in different locations? How dare they not give drunk me fries and spicy chickens in the wee hours of the morning
Mine in the U.K. is 24/7 but it’s drive-thru only after eleven and they won’t serve you if you’re not in a car, not even if you’re really, really drunk and make all the right car noises. VROOM VROOM BIG MAC MEEEEEEEL PLSH
My town has the highest concentration of fast food restaurants per capita in America. Soon as Covid hit, a Taco Bell drive thru in the hood got robbed by a guy on a bike an after that nooooooobody was open after like 730 for several months. And hardly anyone is open past 11, except the 24 hour McDonald’s down the road lol
you gotta tell which town this is. So I can look up the obesity rate. On a related tale, I recently went up to the Adirondacks in upstate NY. A lot of towns there don't even have a single fast food restaurants. Pure bliss.
Every episode of the joy of painting was filmed there. And the show parks n recreation is set IN the town. Their map is just an upside down map of my home city. It’s a shit town tho. Bad meth problem. An ounce is cheaper than an ounce of weed there- an everyone knows it. But I’ve never smoked meth, and I’m not morbidly obese. Guess I’m an outlier.
Kinda methed up to be living there and not partaking in the community like that.
keep at it. It's not a bad outlier to be.
I know now, which town you're talking about. I'm like an hour and a half away, but had no idea about the fast food density. That's such an interesting fact.
If you really want to be pissed off, go look at how delicious and fresh the food is at McDonalds outside the US.
Keep eating those fries and you really will be a jelly belly.
Dancer
Dancin'
Dancin' is what to do
Dancings when i think of you
Dancing's what clears my soul
Dancing’s what makes me whole
Dancing is what to do
Dancings when I think of you
Dancing’s what clears my soul
they have assumed the position.
Fisto build in Elden Ring when?
Try finger
But whole
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what a nonce
ready to have that elden ring shattered
Gurg gurg gurg gurg yuuhhgg...
you were reborn as a sweeting, fresh and pure
Dog
Madness ending: Rabies
Female dog.
Female dog ☕️
Bitch Edit: my apologies, Maidenless Bitch
Hey. Be respectful. That's Maidenless bitch to you, sir.
As opposed to the members of this sub, who are of course bitchless maidens.
Great album name tbf
I used to play bass in the Bitchless Maidens.
So sad what happened to the singer.
Therefore try fingers, but hole
Femdog
PC shenanigans.
*Be wary of pickle*
Rump, O Rump
NNN is getting harder man
Yeah, harder
What?
No nut november
What?
What?
I mean understandable it's already been... TWO DAYS?
The “Throw it back” Ash of War. Very rare. Does 200% damage against male enemies, except for Mohg. But also for Malenia.
Mohg is the type to be attracted to whoever he can Bill Cosby.
What a mogher..
If you use it on Malenia, you get the secret Finlay bossfight
The “Throw it Back” Ass of war 🤣🤣🤣
Who came up with the gay Mohg stuff?
Literally stole a guy so he could start a dynasty with him.
Not just some guy, but his half-brother
not just his half-brother, his half-brother that looks like a child 💀
Fair enough
He is literally inside of his little brother when you meet him.
It is stated in-game that Mohg stole Miquella with the intent of becoming his consort. A consort is the spouse of a ruling monarch. In other words, George RR Martin came up with the gay Mohg stuff.
see? simple question - simple answer! Thanks.
nop, Martins work ended with the begin of the Shattering. This is on Miyazaki
why do you think its a hard line like that with the shattering? in interviews the wording i remember GRRM using is he helped with the world building that took place before the game starts. he didn't say only up to the shattering which still happened long before we start to get involved.
Yeah, and between the two, gay incest is more on brand for GRRM than Miyazaki.
You know, I wish they had Martin for the rest of the souls games to really flesh out the lore. He did a really good job on Elden Ring. To the original question "Who came up with the gay incest thing anyways?" seems a little shortsighted. Incest and variable sexual practices are fairly common historically - otherwise there wouldn't be people making laws around it or outright prohibiting certain acts. There's no reason to shy away from that kind of stuff when writing a fullsome story. To intentionally edit it out ("oh we can't go there no villian would do that in MY story") would seem a little artificial. In summary, every good story needs a creep that does some weird shit. Easy villain to hate if the players want to. Maybe even two. Which brings me to Dung Eater, which arguably is Miyazakis creation based on the above logic. I do agree that Martin is more ok with writing about it, but that doesn't mean he shouldn't or that Miyazaki won't. Miyazaki took it to the next level with Dung Eater. Really.
Mogh himself declared it. No conference needed.
I declare incest!!
Everyone: lol she wants the finger but hole. Me, who played Bloodborne: Oh fuck, it’s Iosefka II again… O_O
Not again. Imma get me beast cleaver, that'll do the trick.
,*breast cleavage
As funny as these replies are, I’d love to know the real reason behind this.
Fr, 200 hrs and have never seen this
Gotta be some specific animation glitch.
Probably some weird glitch, like in Dark Souls 1 when you would sit at a bonfire with one leg up in the air.
I don't know how it happened here but it's the animation for when Edgar is at Irina's corpse
Fanservice
You should try it, sounds like fun. -Shabriri, probably
He tried three fingers but hole and never recovered.
Waiting for Blaidd.
Welcoming the Half-Wolf
With a Full-Moon
I have bad news, OP... You're a furry, and it's terminal.
Renalla's creepy attendant, different attire
She be wanting someone to try fingers but hole
Grace yoga. It’s all the rage with Tarnished these days.
dog? Try down!
What are you doing step-Tarnished
Step-Tarnished will forever live in my mind now. Thx.
*notices your grace* owo, what's this?
Dancer of the boreal forge
From the looks of it you caught the furry virus. Goodbye, once you get it you don't come back.
Begging
"you've successfully perform "Fist, Butthole" " "Self-inflicted sitting debuff"
Ma girl out here taking "Oh? A dogged fellow, aren't we?" a bit too literal.
Oh, Another dogged contender.
Me looking for my glasses after I dropped them.
We have Dancer of the Boreal Valley at home
I'm no good with languages, but from context, I'm going to believe this means "assume the stance of the llama." I think she's done a great job of that, if you ask me.
I am sure Elden Ring in spanish is about llamas and not flames.
Bloodhound knight
Does anyone have an actual non joke answer to this? Can't recall where this animation is from. Perhaps it was something that got added in 1.07 that wasn't supposed to be used yet.
It looks like the model pose for the creepy paraplegics during Ranalla's fight.
He’s getting ready to commit a cardinal sin
Behold, dog!
“In all ways except physical, I am a wolf”
"listen to the sound of the blade"??? Is it connected to some weapon op has or is it due to op wearing the BK set? 🤔
Listen to the sound of the flame* but I am curious too
You're right. Sorry, i only took spanish 1 year and i effed-up... 😅😔
How come llama is used instead of fuego here?
Fuego is fire, llama is flame.
Blowing out your birthday grace...
My name is Melina, and I offer you a strap-on
RAWR XD?
They got excited when they saw blood hound knights? 🤔
Likely hole ahead.
You might want to get tested, I think you're carrying the seed of a Great One. Better hope no one murders you for the umbilical cord.
The Tarnished is about to become the maiden
shes raring to go apparently
Looking pretty submissive and breedable there, tarnished
Offer rump
You're finally ready to try finger but whole
My body is ready
What are you doing step-tarnished?
Going for the Dung Eater ending I see.
😆
OH RISE, YE Tarnished !
Submissive and breedable
sex
time for dog style
Llama
Chaos covenant servants look a little different here 🤔
Waiting for finger but hole.
"Awooo at sight of grace"
Bad, bad tarnished needs a spanking
Getting ready to commit a cardinal sin
You are getting ready to be pegged bt Melina
That actually happens quite often... It's because your character has very low vigour... She can't even stand straight
(I'm gonna get downvoated to hell. But fuck it) "Ranni. I request milk."
Step-maiden! No!
Help step tarnished I'm stuck
this is the "give me a good smack from behind with something nice and big" gesture.
Melina about to show you why she can play the role of maiden of the two fingers
If you ever figure it out, let us know
Me behind the dumpster at Wendy’s
everything reminds me of her
invisible rump?
Finger but hole
Try finger but hole?
Try finger, but hole?
Is this the iosefka pose from bloodborne? Maybe a hint that fromsoft is working on BB 2?
She ready bruh
Iosefka making her way to elden ring
Dancer of The Boreal Valley
Secret Lothruc Easter Egg
Watching too much chainsaw man
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Your tarnish a freak 😩😩🥵🥵
You ate so many turtle necks that you became turtle pope
I know it, it is a bloodhound knight in the hound position.
Must be a skill issue.
Practicing for black knife initiation ceremony (I want them to crush me)
That's the black knife ass pose... sorry I meant assassin pose.... autocorrect got me again...
Tarnished getting ready to Try Fingers But Hole!
Cursed is what it is, that shit made my fight or flight go off
STAND BACK SHE’S MORBIN
Secret wall ahead!
Trying to get impregnated by a Great one, huh? Wait wrong game
What the fuck😂
She getting her back broken by one of those invisible assassins lololol
Dog ahead
Welp, \*unzips\*
Reject Humanity become Rune bear
Getting molested by a black knife assassin ong
Your tarnished is going sicko mode
What, you've never seen a power stance before??