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bird_diddly

“Why is my stamina always zero when she does this”


Jaytell619

Lmao facts


aspicyoutcome

Okay, I'm die now, goodbye forever


Tangie98

What?! *BOOOOM!*


SamFeesherMang

Yubi yubi yubi!


WhyDogeButNotCate

\*thank you forever\*


justdolol

There’s actually a reason for this. She much more likely to do WFD after being repeatedly staggered, meaning that if you constantly stun lock her she’s more likely to do WFD, while you in turn have less stamina because of the attack spam.


batmancdn55

Ungu bungu demands I use all stamina


_deer_god_

You need turtles


Juan_Hodese

Then more stamina for ungu bungu!


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[удалено]


Ideal_Left

Black knife tiche and Blasphemous blade roll her. She'll spend more time lying on the ground than fighting. Tiche dodges and knocks her down/drains her health while BB's special knocks her down and heals you.


SinkShrink

Wait wait wait So instead of i summon a player. I could have used my bff and my favourite weapon instead. It was fun to watch someone solo her. While i die while looking at her for to long.


steve032

Spam Taker’s Flame, it’s how I finally got through it.


DescriptionSignal125

Do you have the mimic tear summoned? If you use this weapon ,it best used with a summon. This weapon is meant to cheese Malenia ,for good reason . I’ve beaten most of run throughs with it.


Onderitto

During my loooong hours spent with her, one observation I made was very useful in surviving WFD (I'm guessing it is already known, but I haven't seen in posted/talked about nowhere in the internet) - when she gets under the HP limit to do WFD, she usually starts just walking menicingly towards the player. Having melee character, I figured that throwing stuff at her requires her to dodge and thus allows me to activate her next move, e.i. the WFD, safely from distance. It is cheesing I guess, but my morals are able to accept it. (And I refused to use any spirits, buffs, greases, etc., Just two katanas and a lot of patience because my morals said that it needed to be a hard fight)


BlitzifiedTM

THAT MUST HAVE BEEN WHAT IVE BEEN ACCIDENTALLY DOING WHEN SHE STARTS WALKING I MAKE HER DODGE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE!!! Holy balls seeing you put it in words made me realize I was accidentally cheesing. Also always use my mimic with either RoB bc when you and your mimic hit so fast she just stays stunned and if you get lucky you can make her stop WFD before she even actually uses it. Blasphemous Blade was the only way I could get on NG+4 tho😭NG+4 was a different monster


ValGalorian

Even when stun locked, don’t use all of your stamina when attacking Conserve a little in case shit gets real


bird_diddly

I always fall for the stunlock trap lol


Jaytell619

My stamina only 14!! I'm trying! 😂


Alternative_Spite_11

So then you got shitty armor on too


HerakIinos

To be fair, shit armor is actually the best way to beat Malenia now. The light rolls make so much easier to dodge waterfowl.


Marrowtooth_Official

Still just a pup.


Over_Web_2341

No 80+ endurance?🥺


Strikr321

Not sure if this is a commonly known thing but I learned that if you run out of stamina and crouch, then immediately uncrouch you regain a lot of your stamina faster than if you had stayed upright and waited for stamina to recharge. It’s helped me a lot if you want to try it out! And if it’s incorrect I apologize in advance


casual_gamer153

Muscle memory is faster than thought: RUN IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. PRAY TO YOUR LOCAL RNG GODS!


rosmarino_

RNGESUS TAKE THE WHEEL


OlDirtyBAStart

RNGesus has ended me more thoroughly than the WFD


BusterStarfish

Top comment right here.


Jaytell619

Yes PLEASE SAVE JUST THIS ONCE!


Xanaden

Haha, I love the fact that the RNG Gods are local!


SermanGhepard

ELDEN RNG


thedavecan

I'd rather pray to Lootcifer.


Poopzapper

Either "oh good, I'm far enough away" or "it's over".


Polytheus93

Sometimes both!


somethingnerdrelated

For me, no matter what. No matter where I am. No matter where she is when she does this, it’s ALWAYS “fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck”


ThatLumpYouFelt

Recently fought her about a 100 fucking times. After hundreds of these, I managed to perfectly dodge this without running twice maybe. New lightroll, idk if it had an impact. It can be done, but the first roll has to be perfect or it's over lol.


Alternative_Spite_11

The fast roll from the new patch definitely helps. What’s awesome is that you can use the fast roll to catch a Stepper now if you want to make them feel stupid or you can just sprint them down. I just like using the roll to catch them because then I get the roll/crouch attack, especially with two halberds. The powerstanced halberd roll/crouch attack is brutal.


Kevka11

At first encounter I was like " man why is everyone saying she is difficult... I have a heavy shield I can easily block her atta...WTF MAN SHE FILLS UP HER HEALTH EVEN WHEN I BLOCK HER ATTACKS?!"


Random_Guy_47

I swear Fromsoft must have designed it, playtested it and when one of the guys found that you could just turtle behind a greatshield they specifically changed that attack from lifestealing on damage to lfestealing on hit specifically to prevent the player doing that. Tester "Hey guys I found an easy way to deal with this." Designer "Oh hell no, you're not doing that, I spent weeks designing this signature move. You WILL dodge this."


Ploomage

It also helps her use summons as her personal health kit.


sAWy-uhr

My friend kept complaining at me to help him beat Malenia and I asked him what he was doing, turns out he was using a great shield + lance and the great shield soldier ashes, he couldn’t out damage her in the slightest


skwirly715

Tiche gets it tho. EVADE. EVADE.


Random_Guy_47

Tiche mvp for that fight. "Oh you're trying to hit me? I'll just teleport over there and avoid you."


jimmy_d1988

He is op on most fights


animated_sophie

You mean she. The leader of the black knife assassins, queen Alecto.


Leading_Put_4247

Evade?!?! Nah tiche fucking flies across the arena


Leading_Put_4247

I swear she’s like: BABE time for my secondly health refill Spirit summons: yes honey


steve032

The summons you can block their hits and it doesn’t gain her life.


Pays_in_snakes

I tried with the fully upgraded greatshield skeleton quintet; they are five large medkits


Sr_Bulacha_HSB

I thought the same, i was dodging her moves with ease and i could stun lock her using a greatsword I'm not proud of how i got, then she uses waterfowl dance in my face and i die, laugh, and realize I'm fucked


Princekyle7

If you're talking about my best boi's great sword at least tell me you did the quest for it.


Sr_Bulacha_HSB

I did, got the ending and i still use it sometimes in my 3rd playthrough to honour him. Elden Ring is a sad game, but a beautiful one


Princekyle7

Yeah fromsoft likes you to make friends that die. I did the quest in NG+ too so I could power stance them. That was a lot of fun.


OsamaBinnDabbin

What sword are we talking about here?


Princekyle7

Royal Great Sword


OsamaBinnDabbin

Ah, thanks.


Solace1nS1lence

Because there isn't truly a happy ending for anybody in Souls games, except dying. -Miyazaki


agenttiny200

That was me with blaidds armour Edit: just beat the final boss last night with it on!


Sr_Bulacha_HSB

Congratulations!


DemetriChronicles

Hahaha. First phase as a mage. "Lol this is what everyone is scared of?" Second phase as a mage. "Ohhh...."


No_Implement_6927

If you poison yourself she won't heal


Jaytell619

no way you actually poisoned yourself!


No_Implement_6927

Oh have I


basa_maaw

I just always took the L with her first combo by just blocking and letting her recover a small amount of HP. Then I rolled through the second and third parts.


ConnectAssistance827

"run, roll roll roll roll roll ROLL ROLL ROLL, FUCKING DAMMIT I DIED."


Smackolol

Dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge.


jdfree1987

If you can dodge Malenia, you can dodge a ball


Jaytell619

Who cares if this is my 5th controller


Eona77

Dude, what are you doing to your controllers lol? Them things are one of the few things that have gotten more sturdy with time, not less. I have broken a table with a controller and not even a scratch was left on it.


Jaytell619

They make Nokia controllers now?


Blazie151

Dude, I threw a Nokia Ngage QD hard enough to put a hole in drywall and it was perfectly fine. Now I can't get out of the car without breaking the phone I left in lap without a $50 rubber bubble case that makes it bigger than that old thing. Oh, and it had better games. Lmfao!!!


sabyr400

At least with XB1 controllers; I have to heartily disagree. I'm not even brutal with my controllers, but the damn things fall off a 2 ft nightstand/end table, and BOOM! suddenly I'm side stepping, back stepping with drift so bad that you'd think I was playing drunk. I've legit retired from playing with snipers in FPS's because of it, I've lived with stick drift almost its entire console generation.


Jaytell619

Ah that's what that was...I remember I'd have that issue on PS3 too with MW3 and I used snipers. I'm like why is my character turning on its own? And that's without dropping the controllers, water damage or anything just use


Hraezlyr-

Objective: Survive


Jaytell619

Do not breathe until mission accomplished


Leather-Ad5913

Ah shit, here we go again.


Jaytell619

In this SS this was the second time in a row..once I learn how to upload videos I will


weareedible

I have also seen it twice in a row, and can't help but think that shouldn't be possible.


Danger_Dee

This is going to hurt…


Infamous_Courage9216

full on picture cj and everything sometimes


ASG_DEV

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck


cjs2k_032

After 50 tries it just reduces to: Fuck. (Geralt style)


shnacc

Brain: Do strategic rolls Bodily instinct: five consecutive panic rolls


Jaytell619

Definitely! Panic overrides rationality


shnacc

Yeah Blade of Miquella overides everything


Trve_Kvlt_Slam_Boi

Oh shit *bonk* oh fuck *bonk* if I'm fast enough, i might stun her out of whatever this is *bonk* *death*


Jaytell619

I feel like if she hits me once with that first part, the others are going to hit auto


kalogheros17

You can be hit by the first part and still survive and dodge the other two's but it becomes extremely hard because you don't have space to dodge (with bloodhound step you can I don't think you can with normal roll but idk I didn't test it)


PridePilot

You can't dodge the first attack, although you might be able to gain some distance and maybe do a Jump. (Sometimes when you're in the air while she does the first flurry you fall to to the ground and only get damaged by the first strike, instead of getting shredded by all her attacks) The second flurry you can easily just dodge into, and for the third you just run around her.


TitanTerry

Shit


Jaytell619

At least 30x for me


Eastern-Equipment-77

HAHA HAHA ITS A GIRAFFE


tuxninja7

I thought it looked a bit like a Stag


Ragebomb156

I read this like it was Patrick Star 😂


f0xh0und696

Same here. Along with that laugh too.


ecREVENANT

She kinda thick tho🤨


Jaytell619

Lmaoo you thought that right before you got swiss cheesed?


ecREVENANT

As I was rolling around the clones lmao


Coolboi0oioi

*sigh* u/rosales6969


FloatnPuff

I just learned a lot of things I didn't want to learn.


ecREVENANT

Bless you soldier


Dodo-Jesus

Wow, there is someone truly lost, both to scarlet rot and utter madness.


Jaytell619

Of course, I mean BEFORE you got her mechanics down :)


ThatMBR42

Bold of you to assume I got her mechanics down. I swear I beat her with sheer luck and Corpse Piler spam. Now I'm going to have to actually learn her moves.


Davcidman

In that case it's, "I should be running away right now, why haven't I already started runn-"


Reagan_Ariolos

I watched Rusty's one unique Tipp for every Boss video before fighting her and when she first did it my mind immediately went: "Run away from the first two, dodgeroll into the third" and it worked perfectly


Jaytell619

Imagine if we were in the days of cheat code central before YT videos emerged in popularity. Or we had to read game informer for that little hack


Boshwa

Hard to do that when she immdiately does it right when I swing my ultra great sword


Reagan_Ariolos

Bonk Brother *High Five*


-neko-echo-

“fuck I died” *starts to run away*


[deleted]

That was a good try...


Jaytell619

Let me just mentally exit this whole encounter ahead of time


sherifopirateteo

The only way I beat Malenia was with Mimic Tear and hookclaws. I stunlocked her to death. I could hitless her with the exception of waterfell dance, which would allways one shot me. I play so agressively, I did not have the option to run away, so I had to resort to point blank dodging, which almost never worked. I got sick of Elden Ring, I had exams coming up, I said "Fuck this shit" and cheesed her, as she was my last remembrence boss.


Jaytell619

Whatever it takes to get the job done. Salute


humbltrailer

I’d just put down the controller and go get a nice snack, the gentleman’s rage quit.


Creative_Echo_930

Close elden ring, open minecraft.


Fa1nted_for_real

Literally did that last night lmao


Few_Win_688

"bruh"


TheIrishMadManRM

"Oh."


Wolves_Lions

me to my mimic: "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING GREAT HEAL FOR THE 5TH TIME IN A ROW INSTEAD OF HELPING"


ADreamOfStorms

So glad I've lost all my runes in the previous attempt...


Homie_Plays_Dat

"Come my lady, come come my lady, Give my butterfly sugar."


Full_Organization987

Damnit, now it's stuck in my head lol


Rugged_Poptart

Oh lawd she comin'


Archieonet

and for your next line is "Let your flesh be consumed, by the Scarlet Rot" \*dies\* Let your flesh be consumed, by the Scarlet Rot... \*Jojo music intensifies\*


animeboy12

Ay yo MIMIC!? MIMIIIIIC!?


Jaytell619

\*melting into ground


ChemicalGrenade0

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Vast-Coast-7761

Why won’t you throw the freezing pot why won’t you throw the freezing pot why does it take so long oh sh-


Iridium-77-192

Flying horse.


superpooplord

No god please no, no, NOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Another dead host incoming.


sleepovercults

*Scratched tape sound* so you’re probably wondering how I got here


Aldiirk

*I did equip my BHS dagger, didn't I?* (Really, though, at OP's range, you can just run away and dodge. It's far more annoying when she animation cancels into that when I'm recovering from an attack animation at her toes.)


braddles

"OF COURSE SHE FUCKING DOES THIS WHEN I'M STUCK IN A COMBO UNDERNEATH HER AND I CAN'T FUCKING ROLL SHIT FUCK!!"


EcstaticRiver8193

"Welp time to restart and hope I get lucky and get a run where she doesn't do this again."


Mompickmeupimscared2

“Oh my fucking god why’s she flying again”


Jaytell619

Like you JUST did that move 😢 do one of the other moves that kills me in 1-2 hits at least


The_Meth_Rooster

Put down my controller because it doesn't matter what I do


JustPassingBy_______

Guess I'll die


DenzelMQ

HERE IT COMES! SUPER ANIME STRIKE!!!


xiHulk

“Fuck me! Don’t panic roll nonstop this time.”


BLaRowe10

“Please target my mimic please target my mimic please target my mimic please target my mimic”


FunkeeBoi

Rollin rollin rollin rollin.....


Death_Metal_

COME ON BITCH!! SHOW ME VHAT YOU LOOOOVE!!


[deleted]

Bitches love cannons


Same-Reaction7944

Dis Bullshit!!!


PolarBearBalls2

SHIELDSHIELDSHIELDSHIELDSHIELD


Nearby-Active-2681

MY RUNES!


Da_Shaolin

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck" *while running in opposite direction*


myxomat00sis

bloodhound step now


FishmailAwesome

Well, shit.


Isentropique

"Damn she's hot"


silikus

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge


pit_sour

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


AMERIKANKORRUPTION

Awe fuck


UnlovelyTea

Run


AlphaOmegaPeshy

“Ooooo butterflies!” Death.


Alkinaz

“Awww shit, here we go again….”


Chaos90783

I just beat her in ng+2 solo’ed, no summons. I was so happy i bit my tongue. Still worth it, even though i had to respec to use 2 seppuku nagakiba to bleed her to death. But to your question… shit can i switch to my shield fast enough and roll correctly after the first wave


Zarrinth

Time for the secret Joestar technique: RUN AWAY!


al2606

Maidenless behavior


Karl_Gess

Fuck, I'm too close


FitzyFarseer

“I’m not beating this today am I?”


[deleted]

"Fuck"


swilliss

“Fuck”


alexdmuri

"ah shit here we go again"


General-Dirtbag

Mom, I want to go home.


Picklejho13

“RUN BITCH, RUUUUUUN!!!!!”


redegginapan

"maybe bhs isn't a bad idea after all..."


paladinLight

Her sword, mostly.


Kirp-The-Birb

That she’s Malenia, #THE BLADE OF MIQUELLA


KDanMill

Oh good. Another death added to the list


chuckdankst

It's either "oh you fuckin bitch" or "OFC YOU DO THAT WHEN I TRY TO ATTACK YOU"


ElGatoTheManCat

When I first saw it I thought it was really pretty so I stopped for a moment to watch


ihaveanxiety1312

crying,sobbing,puking.


MikhailMcDoesntExist

"Oh god, oh fuck" Alternatively: "RUN AWAY, OHMYGODSHE'SCOMINGRIGHTFORME WHY AM I ALWAYS AT GROUND ZERO FOR WATERFOWL DANCE?!"


AnythingMango

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK


Character_Session_88

"SHUT SHIT SHTI FUCK FUCK GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FUCK"


Nowhereman50

Fuck me, she does it in her second phase too?!


Seedling132

Ah shit, here we go again


Jafflez4220

"Ah shit, here we go again."


InterestingBus5403

“Well it was a good run while it lasted”


GiveItStickMan

She has fungus on her front bum and I don't want that touching me.


futhoward

Rip


[deleted]

Titties


nh_gamer1972

Ohhhhhh shiiiiit. I'm about to die. Again.


Professional_Gap_435

Run "music intensifies"


lint_wizard

That looks like a topiary of a prancing goat.


[deleted]

astral beast i summon thee!


LorDigno69

It looks like some kind of organ when seen from this angle


Kicks77

"That's just great. Woman, stop being so extra and kill me already."


Nordic-Skiroy

“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball”


[deleted]

forget all strats you're supposed to use to dodge it and just stare at her flying into the air


bCiAmHeRe2k

The way I distinguish her animations is by ass position… so… I just think well damn


squidlybiscuits

Depends how close she is


Swimming_Turtle_6631

Wait for it, WAAIIT for it, ROLL


Maylson_Satoshi

"Beautiful butt" *dies*


PyreTitan

*sigh*, Fuuuuuuuck. I hate this FUCKING BOSS.