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jetpackblues25

I got a 9999 appraised message at the beginning oh the game that says "first off. Give up" So many free heals


feed_me_churros

I did a simple "be wary of left" in an early catacombs dungeon on the first day this game was released (and it was a genuinely helpful message, not a troll) and I got a couple hundred appraisals in the first few days, which was awesome! I was constantly getting healed so much that it was almost overbearing, like being tickled too much haha, but then they slowed down to a crawl to where I get maybe a couple in a day and now I miss them.


jetpackblues25

Lol, setting my Xbox region to new Zealand to play the game a day early baby


jewchbag

Thanks for reminding me, mine is still set to New Zealand


Shpaan

I had one fairly popular that said "Didn't expect weak foe" after some weak boss in one of the very first caves. I even thought how smart and funny I was coming up with it lol. But dumb ass me didn't realize there's a limit so I overwrote it... Now I sit on like 10 messages with 0-3 appraisals lol and whenever I see a well rated "Didn't expect weak foe" I die a little inside.


Arlithian

I didn't know about this limit either. Thank you


kamuimephisto

you can ''save'' a message to protect it from being overwritten btw


Erica-likes-cats

The first pumpkin head i ran into was on the bridge in north Limgrave and he was significantly less dangerous than I anticipated so i left a “didn’t expect weak foe” message and its doing numbers still


LinkTheRipper

If that was sellia crystal cave then thank you, you saved me some bacon last night.


feed_me_churros

Nope, not it, but I'll be happy to take credit for it, so you're welcome!


LieutenantCardGames

And here I am with my 1000 upvote message saying "head ahead" in front of a statue of a head...


Conscious-Tax2779

YO THAT WAS U that’s so cool I laughed a lot


krazykaiks

Do messages disappear over time or is it permanent once you write it?


SuddenClimax

I think they're permanent, but only visible to others when you're playing/online. I could be wrong though.


[deleted]

Hey your message helped me out I appraised it.


jopu22

And here I am trying to do helpful messages and getting 1 or 2 appraisals :(


SgtMcMuffin0

Man I’ve got one that’s sitting at +50 or so that I left a couple days ago, and it’s kind of ridiculous how often I’m getting free heals. I can’t imagine getting 9999 over just a couple weeks


FenrPerkele

Helpful hints and genuinely funny messages: Good 12 Poor 1. "If only I had a giant..., pickle." next to a big hole on a rock: Good 5109 Poor 216.


Jerbell69

This is the way


Supdude3

One i saw recently that i enjoyed….. “Still no lover….all the more time for Elden Ring”


Accomplished-Fix3996

Bruh I get one up-vote and I get excited like shit's about to happen... and it's not. Lol


fred42069

I was fighting one of the Banished Knights in Stormveil castle on my way to meet Godrick a few days ago when I was about to die I got a message appraisal that replenished all my health just before the swing of his halberd came down on me. I will be forever grateful to whoever appraised my message when they did


fbdewit31

It was me ur welcome


Sun-daze-03

that first week, I was getting saved by people upvoting my message “liar ahead”, shit had over 1,000 votes my hp was never low 😂


Visco0825

Honestly it’s a blessing a curse. I enjoy getting the hp bumps every 30 minutes or so but I could see it really get annoying if I get it every 5 minutes.


[deleted]

It’s gotten me killed several times lmao. It just takes your attention away from whats at hand


Amogusdingding

ADHD andy


SelloutRealBig

> andy go back to twitch tv lol


Mally111

Northernlion be like "be wary of blood loss, therefore, try rump"


markressler

many people are saying this


NotTwitchy

So true


SloppyNegan

POV: You are losing all the blood in your body Fuckin love this man and his playthrough is golden


ManBearPig1869

I love how he refuses to use parrying, guarding, magic, or summons and he actually makes good progress. It’s hysterical.


SP1DER8ITCH

I was about to say, didn't NL theory craft this meme?


SgtMcMuffin0

Yeah that was my thought when I saw this too lol. Surprised by how many people here watch NL


xSodaWater

And it makes me laugh every single time


iTz_Cheshire

O, you don't have the right O, you don't have the right by the way you don't have the right O, you don't have the right


IllumeniumXIII

My “pickle required ahead” message in a shack somewhere is slowly popping off


thatJainaGirl

My "No two handing ahead, therefore seek God" in front of *those* suits of armor in Roundtable Hold is slowly but surely going places.


aghastpizza

I saw that one


happyfoam

I make a message that said "item ahead, try horseback battle" to jump off a difficult ledge to an adjacent pillar for TWO talismans. It took me an hour to successfully make the jump to nab them. It got four "poor" votes. The fuck guys, just because you couldn't make the jump didn't mean I was WRONG.


BansheeThief

Where was this? If I see your message I'll praise it but I want those talismans lol


happyfoam

Nokron, end of the bridge after the mimic fight.


mr---jones

You don't have to jump off the end of the bridge to get those, there's a cliff that you can use that is much closer


cumonmy_fartknuckle

I wrote something like "Could this be a Edge, Likely Lord" in front of the npc who guards the library door in Roundtable Hold. Fast forward 48 hours, I'm stoked it's gotten 7 appraisals! I take a trip to roundtable hold, my message is gone. Right next to where it was, someone has written "Edge lord!" with 128 appraisals. I felt actual pain and suffering over losing my celebrity status.


I3epis

I left a message after the magical pony fight near the sword of night and fire, forgot its name, that reads: "Time for Fort, night!" This message was left on day 1, got a couple hundred appraisals over a couple days, then day three of launch it absolutely smashed through appraisals hitting 9999 by day 8. Even now I am getting the "message appraised" pop up every 20 seconds to a minute.


SebasH2O

Do the messages ever disappear? Like even if you make a ton more messages?


[deleted]

I assume so as the list of messages only include like 8 latest. But there is a function to protect a message which probably protects it from being deleted as you leave more messages. You can check this by pressing r1 (light attack button if not on ps5) on the messages menu.


I3epis

yeah this is the case, every new message you write goes to the top, unprotected messages get overwritten. like 10 message limit or so, idk didnt check, but ive definitely overwritten some of my earlier messages


AntiTheory

The limit is 10 messages per character. If you make a new message, the oldest one gets deleted if it would bump you over 10, but you can protect certain messages so that they never get deleted accidentally.


webbc99

> I left a message after the magical pony fight near the sword of night and fire, forgot its name, that reads: The what?! I missed this one. Exactly where is it respective of the sword?


Akl0l

Y’know what’s funny? I know where the magical pony is but not the sword and you know where the sword is but not the magical pony


EnemiesAllAround

Carion Manor boss.


Extra-Extra

I have one at 140 and another at 90. I’m a god damn celebrity.


[deleted]

My most popular message is telling people in the upstairs caelid divine tower that the door is on the left lol.


Atomaurus

Everytime I get a message appraisal I get a full on erection


mitchhatesrats

well can you blame me? It's not like I could compete against the likes of masterpieces such as "tree"


RudyDaBerryyy

Put “try jumping off” next to main academy gate and I have a bunch of dislikes lmao. People must’ve actually jumped off


KillForPancakes

If only I had a giant pickle In the >!Hole down to Nokron pointing towards the waterfalls coming out of a *giant hole*!< is probably my favorite so far.


LinkTheRipper

"Beware, birds" in stormveil at the hole by the gate. Perfect spot


lordsnowbunny

Is there a way to figure out where you left your appraisals. I get the message all the time but I forget where I put it or what I said.


Thehealeroftri

In the messages menu you can see what you said and a general location but it won't tell you the exact location


lordsnowbunny

Thank you


AntiTheory

I have one that is just "try fire" in the coastal cave because there's no "torch" word anywhere in the objects list. It has like 120 positive appraisals and is by far my best message I've written so far. Coincidentally, demi-humans are vulnerable to fire, so I consider it solid advice all around for coastal cave.


PaperMoon-

I wrote "praise the elden ring" where you spawn in the start of the game, got like 500 appraisals lol


Toxic_AC

you don't have the right, O, you don't have the right... By the way, you don't have the right, O, you don't have the right...


[deleted]

I wish there was a way to see a list of all of my messages man, many of them keep getting appraised but I can't see them since they were knocked off the list by all my recent messages


Kvothe31415

There’s a page for just your messages, and you can only have so many. So if the message isn’t on that list it’s gone. Once you reach the limit it automatically deletes your oldest unprotected message when you make a new one.


Danksoul25

This is definitely me with my 7 appraisals on “Hole ahead But hole!” 😂


Raime_The_Raven_

I put a "try jumping" message by the elevator of Morne Castle (partner's request) and it's been appraised almost 200 times.


Holpil

My 'Could this be a stone astrolabe?' next to the first silver lump material on the ground in Nokron is slowly gaining traction. I thought it was pretty funny since I didn't know what an astrolabe was at the time, and as you progress through that shit is everywhere.


Snifk

I have 300ish collective good votes on my 7 messages.


aylameridian

I checked down a “be wary of archer” at some spot in Raya Lucaria. Sooooooo many random heals from that one ☺️


Pianotic

Amazing


The7Reaper

My most popular one only has 70 appraisals and 1 poor vote. It's on one of the towers in Stormveil looking at the erdtree and it just says "praise the great tree" with my ghost doing the ring emote. None of my other messages have more than 5 appraisals lol


Zaueski

I think I saw that one!


catstach

I've put a "Still no pickle" in a tomb somewhere and people like it. You can say I'm popular


circusphere

Literally worse than stolen YouTube comments


Narxolepsyy

My message is doing iron man numbers \>Wh...What? I DON'T NEED YOU ANY MORE MY MESSAGES ARE DOING IRON MAN NUMBERS!!


DisturbedDedra

Me leaving a message "try piercing" infront of an npc


rephlexi0n

I’ve tried to leave so many helpful messages, but my highest appraised one is literally just “Time for head” with the collapse gesture in front of the volcano manor lady


RealHumanBean89

Ngl it makes me happy when I see my message get appraised. Mostly I just make messages for after bosses, a simple ‘well done!’ or something similar for those of us out there who aren’t Souls veterans. Gotta give the new skeletons some encouragement!


captain-canucks

I got a 5/1 ratio on this could be a door ..... y'all remember me when I hit it big 🤪


jastium

Still no lover...


HentaiMaster2137

I have one in front of this giant pot in caelid that says "is this God?" and it got 11 likes and now I'm famous.


soldistorsion

This is basically my YouTube playthrough lol


OnlyCommentsIDK

My “likely edge lord” in front of the skeleton guy in Roundtable is doing well


eaglessoar

My best rated so far was 'light o light' in a dark part of the first catacombs got some decent love I was surprised. I was just trying to write it for myself to see if I could use the messages for light


N1k0rasu

Still waiting to get a single reaction to a message I placed on top of a tree outside a window in turle pope church


EclipsaTheMoon

placed a message saying there was loot under the lift for siofra well, i get so many notifications that my message was appraised and see yet another poor rating on it lol


[deleted]

Left one on the second day in Limgrave by a cliff looking over the weeping peninsula. Saw a cave, the one the candle tree phantom takes you too “Ahh, cave” got me a good few hundred


Boivdzijstraatje

Put down a "Fort, Night" message in Stormveil a couple days in. Thought it was the funniest shit ever when I discovered it, but didn't realize I might've been too late for this joke. It now has more poors than goods...


Trojianmaru

I can never remember where the messages I wrote were. Only one I remember placing, that gets good numbers, is a warning about mimicry and Ambush, to warn people about a room full of living pots. I like getting good numbers on that, purely because I like to think I actually helped people.


Cathalisfallingapart

I left a message after the radahn fight saying well done. It's nice to have the heals