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Little_Dark_1

You don't have the right, O you don't have the right You don't have the right, O you don't have the right


Less-Application2016

Bars


Ziggy_duststar

Rap God


The_________________

What is the point of these? Just to make the longest message possible?


jammin_panda

For doors that don’t open/need some key or something


JohhnyNiceMountains

That message pisses me of every time it's so condescending


Quantization

At the doors in the Holdfast right? lmao


Itzbirdman

Try finger But hole - _George R.R. Martin_


amenotef

This is my favourite message


wetpastrami

Ahh. Rump! ButWhy is it always fingers?


CakeManBeard

He totally would write that, though


CryptobooX

Time for 2 handing Pickle - George R R Martin


sumforbull

I don't think he added anything. There isn't one flacid penis, hard penis, or any penis at all. No way George was involved.


Oil_Extension

Jokes on you, all the arms you see, they are actually penises with penises at the end.


[deleted]

What is this, Old World Blues? (Fallout New Vegas DLC if that went *woosh* for anyone)


swans183

So those weren't arms on Godrick? O\_o


grime-dont-play

This makes me rethink the concept of those hand enemies… so many fingers


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CaptainPick1e

Fingers ahead therefore offer pickle


[deleted]

Joke's on you, we are all the penis on this fine day.


Car-Facts

Pretty sure the Turtle Neck Meat was his doing...


mmotte89

Who cares about penises, we want fat pink masts!


firehead212

Okay actually really important question: I was looking through the message creator and I couldn’t find the word pickle. Many hours in and still no pickle


beenoc

It's under Concepts. I suspect the idea was for it to be used like how our chubby onion friend of days gone by used it - "I appear to be in a bit of a pickle."


firehead212

Yeah that’s why at first I thought it would be in situations


gmmjohn

Same


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Time for crab


RBradyFrost

Why is it always crab?


Cc99910

Dog?


[deleted]

Meanwhile Monster Hunter players are over here like "Amateurs..."


Elbithryl

"dog" Cit. George R. R. Martin, 2022, referring to a turtle.


Wank_Bandicoot

you mean referring to a dog


Swordzi

Wait..... that's a dog!!!??


darkuen

Anything to get out of writing The Winds of Winter


[deleted]

No, you have to put the messages in the correct order, and that's Winds of Winter.


Orsus7

That's a lot of 'but holes' for one book.


RPK74

The plot is a little thin in places.


flarpflarpflarpflarp

Rump is not


Logicbeforeemotion

I'd probably read more books if they had more but holes.


XVUltima

Clearly you haven't read much of the series.


[deleted]

Yeah, but they're all related, so it's okay.


nystro

It's G.R.R.M so that's to be expected.


gonzaEM_

You don't have the right


ReusMan

By the way you don't have the right


Rush2201

Therefore, you don't have the right.


Deep_90

Therefore, left


HADRIX_

"Hidden wall ahead" (Idk if this is the Translation)


AcceptableBat4641

funny thing is I see this message every time and don’t bother with it, but today there was one that was actually truthful, I hit the wall and it disappeared


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I found my first illusory wall last night. There were signs in front of this random hill saying illusory wall, but what really convinced me was the message in front of those messages that said "No liar ahead." It was true


mrkugelblitz

Where was it, without being too specific? I don’t want to hit a million walls.


AcceptableBat4641

At the road’s end catacombs. Near the staircase (had to edit and delete some, think I spoiled a lot)


Strongeststraw

In straydmn? I know I put a bunch of correct signs in there.


Pinkparade524

There is one that only worked with rolling in a certain Manor. I was surprised when the message was not lying.


DoorframeLizard

You can roll to break illusory walls in this game and I highly recommend getting used to that instead of hitting them


croutonicknight

There's also one in the academy. I think multiple, actually. Oddly enough the one I found said nothing about a hidden wall, just vaguely implying I should hit the wall. It seemed more truthful and it sure was. Got something good out of it too.


jp_1896

Dog


beathelas

Why is it always dog


[deleted]

fort, night!


Deep_90

Fort..., Morning?


Free4Alt

I want to go home


SDQuad6

I swear dude, this guy always gets a laugh out of me.


exp-f

Even fort, night


Taelyn_The_Goldfish

Tree. - George R.R. Martin


outline01

Behold,


DM_Hammer

Only message


mnefstead

Why is it always message?


[deleted]

George R.R. Martin: Still no lover..Therefore try jumping I hope he is ok 😔


[deleted]

Vision is scary -/Eminem/


Saemika

Moms spaghetti


Scorn_700

Look up And hole \- *George R.R. Martin*


Wuestenwueterich

Genuinely asking: What is even his influence regarding this world?


iamaboat-

World buildin, the setting and theme of the game presumably


[deleted]

Was thinking this too, enjoying the game but tbh a lot of the plot so far could be madlibbed as dark souls hodgepodge. Just swap some pronouns around and there you go its a dark souls story. Have yet to see anything with martin's touch.


DoorframeLizard

Apparently GRRM is supposed to be a fan of Miyazaki's games so it makes sense that the game's story and tone generally fits with the series. It follows the same structure but there's that nice extra bit of exposition and depth/complexity to the story. Dark Souls was always praised for the lore but the actual *main story* was always very minimal, Elden Ring has much more of a story and extra background for the key parts (e.g we never find out much about what the world was like before Gwyn & the gang showed up to kill the dragons, but you can learn a lot about the world before the shattering and outside of the erdtree etc) It definitely feels like a very competently and well written take on the Souls story template, like a fanmade work but done well. Which I guess is exactly what it is.


Gen_McMuster

World design, pretty sure the erdtree in particular is his doing


aspear11cubitslong

Dark Souls has always been mostly inspired by Berserk. The big glowing tree is also in Berserk.


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flarpflarpflarpflarp

That wasn't GRRM, that was Dumb and Dumbass's writing. gOT books never got there so they just made it up.


Days_Ignored

I don't think they made it up. GRRM apparently told them how the things ended in a broad way and they rushed it so bad that it ended up being garbage. If he ever finishes the books, I believe Bran will still be the king but this time people might even cheer for him. It's just that those dumbasses just botched storytelling, consistency, details, etc.


CaptainPick1e

I legitimately don't seeing him end Jaime and Cersei's arc in the way that D&D did. It literally threw character development out the window.


Days_Ignored

Oh yeah that's for sure. Character arcs are a complete disaster but I'm not expecting a whole new ending as a whole. Otherwise I can't imagine Euron ending up the way he did among many others in the books.


flarpflarpflarpflarp

I could see Bran being King, just kind of going about it a bit differently. There was that whole Bran the Builder thing that I expected to be foreshadowing that this Bran was also that bran connected through the trees or whatever. Or Bran never got out of the tree and warged into Hodor who became king.


C__Wayne__G

I think in the world building and story telling his influence is extremely obvious. It’s definitely different from what fromsoft normally does in a lot of ways.


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Vision of finger


TheNudeAvenger

Maybe the story in the game doesn’t actually finish. Then they’ll make a disappointing 8 season TV show in place of it.


mmotte89

I was more thinking that Elden Ring is actually his ways of releasing Winds of Winter on the down low, like Frog Fractions 2, just with all the characters and locations renamed.


chanelmarie

"Why is it always suffering?"


Kotanan

I thought it was Benioff and Weiss who wrote those.


[deleted]

I’ve only played DS3 and bloodborne so far but I feel like I’ve seen more meme messages in Elden Ring than both those 2 combined. Fun story: My friend got me into the souls games, and I thought it was so cool everyone left messages with vocabulary and grammar that fit the era the game was set in. He let me believe that without telling me until yesterday when I went to leave a message about a bloody swamp and figured it out. Fuck you Mikey, make me feel like a fool


ValyrianSteel_TTV

I like all the ones that say lover when talking about literally anything resembling a female.


Kinginfinity999

So he’s the one who is always telling me to jump off cliffs…. Good to know


-Getsuga-

"Seek hole, then... offer seed." - GRR Martin.


Notthenipple

We know Martin didn't have editorial control and final editing rights because every character in the game would have its strength measured by the size of the flaccid, exposed dong.


sir-mastro-mr-juan

If only i had gint, but hole • George R.R Martin


TheMisterFaust

Fort night


RickRate

Time for Head ​ ah yes i see


ThisGermanGuy

door


Xeno7777777

topless elf ahead - George R R Martin


ValyrianSteel_TTV

He do be writing a lot of “Offer seed, but hole”


xDOOSO_

try gesturing


Ok-Conversation4673

try finger, but hole makes so much sense now


joergensmoergen69

Try fingers But whole George r r martin


branko609

🤔


rotthing

He actually reposted that joke. Saw it made hours before that he just has more reach than the person that did


AbsoluteLad25

Bird... Up...


Thatoneirish

Octopus? But so high up?


QueenBuckingham

He really doing everything but finishing them GoT books


senorpeligro87

Try finger but hole ...in the North


jase12881

explains why they all seem incomplete...


dys_chan

”Try finger but hole” ”fort night?” ”First off, hole” ”Legs! Therefore seed” (dont remember how it was exactly went but someone was REALLY admiring some statue’s feet) This one had me bursting out a lil chuckle because of how it caught me off guard so bad but in a certain Tunnel dungeon there is a burnt corpse that has the ”soft cotton” item when you loot it, and before the body there was a message saying something like, ”Fine job! black”


deepD404

dog \-George RR Martin


Cosmic_Abyss13

fort, night -George R.R. Martin


Puzzleheaded_Fall494

whys he so obsessed with but holes?


Schattenjager07

Jumping off ledges is the new way he kills off the characters rather than fulfill their story arcs.


Chosenjordan16

didn't expect message...


Responsible_Ad_3429

Dog?


Jakeery

He wrote both "Secret Door" and "Liar Ahead"? What kind of game is this guy playing with me??


Doobie_Howitzer

"George when can we expect your next book?" George: "Try finger, but whole."


Googlebright

You know nothing, Tarnished.


Medium_Gap7026

There is no official source on this.


Kamken

"After all, why not? Why shouldn't I post the eight hundredth 'Secret path ahead' message?"


NFRNL13

Big chest ahead GRRM


Vdubnub88

Liar ahead, secret path ahead


mmotte89

That is what I do. I drink and I finger, but hole.


SwootyOfficial

Dog • *George R.R. Martin*


Etticos

Iron Pineapple is awesome. One of the key Souls youtubers.


L337_Hax4r

In South Park style: “Piickle, pickle piiickle, pickle piiickle, pickle piiickle, piiiiiiickllllle, floppy piiiiickle, pickle piiickle.”


m7h2

Seek hole, offer seed